Did you watch it?
No. I'm a white male. It wasn't made for me.
>>219237075Jesus, this is an actual disease
>>219236990Yes. It's bad. It's not even close to the worst of Star Wars though, so I don't understand ahy it attracted such an intense shitstorm. I thought the premise was interesting but they fucked it.
>>219236990Someone post her delicious pits.
>>219237075>capitalizing black but not whiteThis is so petty
>>219236990Pirated, of course. :)
>>219237133Because it was more blatant in actively antagonizing the core fanbase. The other bad ones had a very thin veneer of plausible deniability, but this one was aggressively an affront to the fans.
>>219237189It was fine. You have terminal brain worms.
>>219237226nah
>>219237226What is it like to be such an indiscriminate consumer of whatever is placed before you? Does it keep you life simple?
>>219236990yes, i've watched all the Star Wars live action series + clone wars, i'm currently watching rebels bit by bit.Acolyte is not that bad contrary to what chudlings say, it has the best combat choregraphy of all the live action series by the way and a cute alien girl she dies sadly but apart from that, the main story (between the two sisters and their witch haven) is pretty bad and predictable BUT ! the antagonist (the chinese dude) is actually interesting for once and his combat style was really cool, not the typical "too dark 4 u" force user and he was going to have a much bigger central role in the second season but sadly it was cancelled.it would have been a good show if the main intrigue wasn't so bad and the black girl isn't actually annoying and has good combat moves so that's a plus.1/2
>>2192375382/2few spoilers aheadas for what's the best Star Wars live action series from worst to best :The book of Boba Fett (good music but only good show for 1 or 2 episodes at best, bad CGI Luke Skywalker filler episodes (extremely bad at that) and filler episode with the Mandalorian and his spear (also bad) ) > Kenobi (VERY boring, nothing interesting not even the music, but is second worse because Boba is THAT bad) > Skeleton Crew (actually not bad but is for kids, it's an Indiana Jones style adventure show that has a Star Wars skin, doesn't fit a Star Wars imo) > The Acolyte (bad story except near the end, good antagonist, very good combat choregraphy but that's it) > The Mandalorian (good music, in average most episodes are good but last season is worse, final season got cut for a future movie, i don't like Grogu, sexy muscle girl got banned because she said something about the jews IRL, there's Bo-katan and Ahsoka, should have been more about his work as bounty hunter like in the first season) > Ahsoka (the Star Wars series that looks closest to the movies in term of ambiance, battles, plot, etc... only problem is the main actress for Ahsoka can't act, there's Shin Hati (huge plus because she's very cute and hot, more of her in next season and she's not a sith), bearded antagonist guy was good but the actor died recently so idk who they're going to choose to replace him) > Andor (THE masterpiece far above the rest, best scenario than 99% of Star Wars, kino shots all over the place, death, torture, rape attempt (only one in canon SW), espionnage, excellent actors (especially Luthen) and when the series end you can watch Rogue One directly because that's where it cuts, Mon Mothma the HOTTEST MILF in SW, so sad there's so few R34's of her...)Mon Mothma dancing (warning spoiler heavy) :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwYhFuRDkQc
>>219236990idk what it is but no
>>219237075She subconsciously doesn't want to have to tolerate them.
>>219237189Osha (the main character) was hot though with a cute haircut, so they clearly failed to vanquish coomers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q27UT1JBzVY
>>219236990no I watched the efap watchalong with mauler, the critical drinker and nerdrotic
>>219236990yeah the story was absolute fucking garbage. i mean you would think a middle schooler wrote this shit, legitimately. like, borderline nonsense. telling you one thing but then actually showing anotherit looked surprisingly decent though. usually these live action star wars shows also look like cheap garbage, but it seems like this one had some real production value behind it for some reason.
>>219236990I remember reading about it like 10 years ago when it was first announced and being somewhat enthusiastic about it and looking forward for it because it was about sith, fast forward today and it's one of the biggest flops in star wars media. grim.
>>219237160It's an easy sign for someone whose opinion you can dismiss.
>>219236990No but I want to suck on that bitches tits
>>219238071Isn't that more embarrassing?
Star Wars is childish nonsense and I say that as someone who likes the original trilogy and the prequels for the most part, as well as most of the tv series (not Clone Wars though. Fuck that absolute tosh) The Acolyte deserves some praise for being a SW story focusing on a different era than the Skywalker period. It was fine, nothing amazing, but much better than the snoozefest that was Asshoka at least. The way mentally ill chuds seethed endlessly about it was just so sad and pathetic. Like holy shit, THIS is what you choose to get upset about in current year?
>>219236990I tried, but couldn't make it past the first episode. I'm not an extremist, I really do keep an open mind and if the show was decent I'd say so despite the anonbot hivemind here, and it just wasn't.
No but I watched several dozen hours of youtube essays on it.
>>219237160I do the opposite to signal that White people are better than blacks.
>>219237075>LAKDAWALLA FOREVER!
>>219237075>I did not want to be the white person sucking black joy in the theaterIts a lot of fun you should try it.
Reminder that this is now part of Star Wars canonical lore.
It had cool Light Saber fights.
>>219239520It was before in one of the comics.
>>219236990Just finished watching it.It was...ok. the fights were cool and pretty violent for star wars.The story needed more time to develop, I think I would have liked to see at least another season because it's exploring themes that the clone wars touched on but didn't fully explore even though they're interesting. So it's basically implied that Plagueis used all that he learned about Osha/Mae and Force Vergence to create Anakin. Ah well, I guess we'll never know.
>>219237538>by the way and a cute alien girl she dies sadlyThis was the best part of the series though, they brought her and the other named Jedi along with a bunch of red shirts to make you assume that they were safe, but nope lol. They got wrecked, it felt like the stakes were real when in Star Wars there's always that family friendly the protagonist are safe veneer.
>>219237189>more blatant in actively antagonizing the core fanbase.How? The show itself had no such thing. Idk about the writer's comments on social media but the actual writing didn't have anything that screamed "we hate the fans".Maybe the lightsaber whip? Yea that was stupid but space witches are not new to Star Wars and neither are force cults outside of the Jedi or Sith.Even the story that's critical of the Jedi Order is ripped right out of the Clone Wars, the space witches were not the only ones accusing the Jedi of kidnapping children.
