>>219239778explains how he survived the whole thing desui believe him
>you know that famous person from history?>yeah, that was me lmaowhat a lame fart of a movie
>>219239778>people called me mohammed too>wait why are you leaving
>>219240220>>219240239Kek this sounds funny
This movie was fucking lame.Here is how it would really go.>"Stop being a fucking dork John."
>>219240239>no you don't understand i waited till she was nine
>>219239778Buddhist Jeaus
>>219240360Jesus*
>>219239778Is that the only criticism you fags have about this movie?Yeah, so what? He is immortal and has lived through all major events, why he being Jesus the most implausable part of this story?
>>219240325that's basically how it goes until the end when he reveals he's actually the old man's dad or whatever and he has a heart attack
>>219239778It has Heart
The Man from Earth is the ultimate pleb detector.It's for people who feel "smart" after watching it without realising how fucking atrocious it is.It's like a bad cheesy B movie from the 90s. The only redeeming factor is the intriguing backstory, literally every other film element is utter dogshit (yes, even the script)From the mexican telenovela like acting, generic stock soundtrack, no character development, no actual dialogue just a long exposition Q&A throughout, constant boring back to back camerawork, no use of the one room, non existent lighting, a side love story pulled out of the ass, most cliche character traits, literally everything. I had to look up twice that it actually was from 2007, not early 90s.This shit shouldn't even be a movie, it should be a book or a play. Or given to some other director because Richard Schenkman doesn't even know what a director is.Just look at any other movie in his profile, everything is a meme (pic related)And don't tell me they had no budget, 200 000$ is not small budget for this kind of movie. There are far superior movies with half the budget of that.This movie has no artistic value whatsoever. It is just an excuse to make money from the story.You will never see a renowned director admire this movie because there is nothing to admire except the concept.Just try to compare this movie to let's say 12 Angry Men, both set in one room. The difference is almost laughable.
>>219239778this is by FAR the worst movie I've ever seen. This is legitimately worse than the room. The fact it has such acclaim is absolutely baffling
>>219241417>he actually watched the roomfucking midwit, leave this board
>>219239778This movie is just a Neil Breen with a budget and a little bit more restraint
>>219239778I remember liking it but not much else, saw it the time it came out
lotta filtered retards itt
>>219239778I liked the vibe of this movie but yeah the writing just ain't it
>>219241737dumbest post yet
>>219241619its brown teenagers looking for a father figure to tell them good job. they will be in the work force soon and any life in them will be taken out
>>219241763low budget 00's indie movies are comfy
>>219241809>people sitting still in a room is enough to carry the movieyou're retarded
>>219241046thank you pajeetGPT
>>219241844just about the oldest pasta on /tv/ at this point
It's a good life is still his best work
>>219239778>>219240220>>219240325>>219240696It's in the running for greatest Christian film of the 21st century, and you WILL show respect.
>>219240239jesus was a hippie, mo was a warrior. doesn't fit.
>>219239778It's just a rip off of a Twilight Zone episode
>>219241836you have to actually listen to the dialogue, zoomer.try turning off your fortnite game next time you watch a movie
>>219242087No, it's ingenious. They found a way to show Jesus without the bible getting in the way. Super capeshit Jesus for the atheist millennials, it forces them to consider a scientific hypothesis where Jesus is real and you have a personal relationship with him. It's not magic and it's not earthshattering, people resist it. There's a christian pharisee who says he's not the real messiah. His name isn't even Jesus, yet he has real things to teach us just by being a man. Powerful film
