I just barely realized who this was in the count of monte cristo.
>>219240484His natural zestiness was really coming through in this movie.I guess he restrained it for his Superman movies and that's why he's a charisma vacuum now.
>>219240584>t. incel
>>219240484The Count of Monte Cristo has yet to receive and adequate adaptation since movies don't have the runtime to do it justice. A 10 part HBO series would be perfect.
>>219240977Your mom's pussy is perfect.
>>219240584>can have any woman or man he wants>chooses a sub-5 zesty buck
>>219240484Spiderman?
>>219240977The "novel" is just a compilation of a weekly series filled with a lot of subdeveloped ideas put together. Believe me, I've watched this movie and read the book , and i think the movie did things better. I miss haydee though
>>219241251It's the responsibility of every White man to break as many bucks as he can
>>219240484do your worst, villain!
>>219241251>can have any woman or man he wantsWomen don't like his type.You're mistaking their smiles and friendliness towards him for lust.In reality they feel unthreatened by him, like he's one of them because they instinctually detect his gayness.
>>2192409771964 adaptation did it adequately
>>219244944>subdeveloped ideasThis is such a contrarian take. It is universally praised for its intricacy. Literally every plot point introduced receives development and a resolution. The only possible exception is what happens to Benedetto, but who really cares? The story was never about him.
>>219241251Women don’t find him attractive. Guys just think they do because guys are dumb.
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