>actor playing Draco as a first year student >is already towering all the other kids
He's 14They couldn't find any other blonde actors in Londonstan.
>>219241201Heightmogged, Potter?
>>219241201Why are they all brown? Every kid except for Draco looks Indian, Pakistani, or some form of Arabic.
>>219241353matches the fanbase
>>219241353They're English
>>219241353Organic changing demographics in less than 2 decades :)
>>219241201is this new series supposed to take place in present day? why are all of the students indian and have zoomer haircuts?
>>219241353Accurate britisher demographics
>>219241201BTS out on 05April, trailer looks goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TsRwfhgeYc
>>219241353>Why are they all brown?It perfectly matches the current demographics of the UK, chud.
>>219241201Where are the fucking colours on their robes?
>>219242346>watching satanic hogwash on easteryoure brown and r*ddit
>>219242396Yeah what the fuck am I looking at here. How is the wardrobe so soulless
>>219242396>>219242448I think this is accurate if my shit memory is correct. They wear plain robes for class and the house robes for formal occasions.
>>219242448It's cheaper for netflix to stream a completely black image. All those colored bytes add up, and we're not made of money, you know!
og mogs
>>219242049Hogwarts is in the middle-east now
>>219242576It does but you're posting Azkaban where it all went downhill.Case in point, the photo that you posted.
I wonder if a single frame of this show will look better than the corresponding scene from the films
>>219241201If any of the main girl students develops a big chest, we'll be in trouble...
OP is so godamn dumb, jesus christ
>>219241201Not really unheard of.
>>219242795thank u saar for support hari pottar saar
>>219242691> downhill> literally the best movie of franchise
>>219241201The magical forbidden forest now just looks like a commercial forestry
>>2192428281 > 2 > Who cares
>>219241201the kids will hit 80 before season one premiers
>>219241475(((Organic)))
>>219242346>original films used actual animals for all the real animals like cats and owls>this shit is using fucking animatronics for owlsJust a never-ending stream of aboslue shit
>>219241353> not even the fucking bad house is allowed to be whitedoesn’t seem very pure blooded if there’s a bunch of smelly immigrants in slytherin.
>>219242531>netflixkys russian botgo back to dvach or wheverer the fuck you're from
>>219243259>Nooo you didn’t ID the correct goyslop service my shitty show is on turn in your /tv/ card immediately!!!Piss off
>>219241353It's called Tikkun olam.
>>219243343>trying to save face after his shitty glavsvet OCR has exposed his yet another demoralisation shilling campaignsettle down ivan, you're not supposed to be on the "decadent wectern internet" anyway.
>>219241353modern day europe
Wtf happened to this thread?
Draco unequivocally without hesitation won the Harrypotterb owl>not only doesn't help too fight the bad guys but actively cooperates with them>doesn't risk his own life even one time >does absolutely nothing to redeem himself except not murdering Dumbledore when given the opportunity>suffers no punishment whatsoever>still gets to enjoy his family's wealth>still gets a hot wife (arguably hotter than Harry's wife) and successfully produces at least one sonHarry for all his struggles and heroism ended up in the same position but with a less hot wife and a wageslave job, what a kwab!
>>219245949Malfoy’s wife is an abomination who permanently transforms into a hawk and ends up fucking male hawks in front of him. No I’m not making this up.
>>219246096You made it up
>>219246124It’s in The Cursed Child.
These niggas are gonna be in their fucking 40s by the time this series is done.
the forbidden tree farm
>>219246096sounds made up
>>219246146Not canon
>>219245832there's only so many ways that people can say this new show is going to suck jeet asshole, and brown people ruin everything. The race baiting is so boring and stale that people would rather talk about anything but this garbageIts going to be fun watching it flop
>>219246096well Harry's wife turned into this so maybe she's better off as a hawkI'm not even sure birds have sex in the conventional way, I don't know how birds work
>>219241201>Drowning in pajeetsLmao
>>219242576Are you supposed to tie your tie wrong in bongland?
>>219246491kids who are forced to wear school uniforms will often find their own little ways to wear stuff differently and do their own thing. that's actually a really nice touch with the ties
>>219241201SAARAZAR SLYTHERIN PUT CHAMBER OF SECRET IN TOILET BECAUSE NO ONE USE IT SAAR HOW HE DO THAT? GREATEST ROBBARI! HOW CAN HE CRAP?
>>219241201DO NOT REEDEM THE MOG!
>>219241201>welkome to ze house of dark wizards Draco saar
>>219241201incredibly brown show
>>219241201>all the other kidsOnly the Indans and Pakistanis from what it looks like. Put him next to other Europeans and he'll look of average height.
>>219241201It's going to be bi-annual too.This is going to be a fucking disaster as the kids age even if you weren't taking into account the many other reasons for it to be a disaster
>What is the password Pajeet?>Mimbulum bimbletonus ma'am sar>wrong>bimbulius mibbletun>try again>bloody....Mimbulee mimbletonia>Sorry, Pajeet, I can't let you in, Hermione, would you like to try?>मिम्बुलस मिम्बलेटोनिया
>>219241353the movies were an accurate depiction of demographics in the 90sthe show is an accurate depiction of demographics in the 2020sI dont see the problem here
Holy browns. All mogged by the blonde White kid.
>>219241201jesus christ why can't I escape these brown "people"
>>219248675Hitler was pro indian