>Duh Thang
>>219244197Fucking. Why.
>>219244197Jada must have dirt on somebody in the industry, because this casting is absolutely baffling.
>>219244197Fuck you for making me check.
>Keep my wife's form out of your fucking shapeshift!
>>219244245>>219244309>>219244316lol retards
>>219244197>with thumbs up from the original director John CarpenterAs if that matters. He’s very clear that he doesn’t give a shit as long as he gets paid. He’s got that famous quote where he says he likes all the shitty Halloween sequels/remakes/reboots because when they decide to make a new one every few years, and all he has to is hold his hand out, and a check appears.
>>219244245$$$$$$$$$$
>>219244197>Thumbs up from original director He could give a rats ass about this reboot I assure you
>>219244197What is wrong with Carpenter?
Why are they like this?
I fell for this shit and now I meed to find an online retard test just to be sure.
the thing is one of my favorite movies and i guess we're all supposed to be outraged or whatever but really who gives a shit. i will always love the thing
>>219244381>He could give a rats ass about this rebootso he does care? fucking dumb mutt
Will Smith's husbandHe lost it
>>219244364I mean, it’s not exactly like these movies light the box office on fire. The original was a bomb, and the prequel/reboot/whatever just sort of came-and-went with no fanfare and is largely forgotten beyond people who beat off to MEW.
>>219244197It's fake you dickheads. Christ.
>>219244337wow dude you are so smart
>>219244197This is done on purpose, out of disdain for white people. Films are a core part of culture. When people retroactively insert diversity or make changes like this they are literally destroying elements of your culture. I remember seeing claims that the original Star Wars was “too white” and thinking Why is it that whites in their own countries are expected to cater to other races, while the Japanese don’t do this, the Chinese don’t do this, many African countries that are majority Black don’t do this, and Indians don’t do this in India? But white Western nations are always expected to do so. They can’t even have an all white cast without it being deemed controversial or racist. Instead, they’re pushed to hire based on diversity quotas. It’s fucked up and demoralizing
>>219244394He’s a cynical old codger who’s done with Hollywood, and is just in it for the cheese. He just wants to play music, play video games, smoke cigarettes, and watch basketball. He’s pretty open about that.
april fools,,,,,,,,,bro, april fools right?
>>219244197>Anons are now so stupid they don't notice an April fools joke
>>219244394he just watches basketball and plays videogames all day and collects paychecks for his great movies getting remade for no reasonliving the dream really
>>219244627I can think of worse fates. Bust your ass early on, rack up a few cult hits, and then spend the latter half of your life just sort of coasting on an infinite money glitch.
>>219244197hahaha. This is getting funnier and funnier. Ayo, dis dog wildin biihh, ya hearrrrd.
>>219244551It’s not April Fool’s Day though. That’s like pinching someone for not wearing green in October.
>>219244197You dont have to be a /pol/fag about it, faggotOP, M Night being on it is reason to ridicule it enough
>>219244952Tourists must hang.
Happy for Carpenters bank account but I'm not watching this shit.
>>219244197>movie becomes an analogy for white people being evil and trying to blend in with minorities and assimilate their culture>the new blood test scene is to have a dance/jam off because The Thang aint got no soul and can't produce real culture
>>219244412kek
I swear this site is nothing but jeets and AI bots. Probably jeet tourists from Xitter who get paid by Elon Musk to "promote" his brand of "right wing" (being incredibly cringe and kosher).
>>219244197She's so hateable IRL tho who the fuck wants to see her star in a movie?
>>219244894You're either retarded or shit tier baiting, it was published the day before you slow cunt.
>>219245582It applies to /tv/ specifically. The Trumptard tourists from 2016 affected this place the most. My guess is that MAGA don't really watch /a/, /co/ or /v/ so they go for the popular media they do watch - /tv/Its also why /vt/ is far superior to /tv/
>>219244197That doesn't look like a real article.
>>219244197John Carpenter is a fucking Hack, a sell out, a greedy j word. Jada Pinkett is a shit actor and abusive. Boycott this.
>>219245920this X1000
>>219244197pretty strong bait, almost got me
