If someone yelled at me like that I would punch them in the fucking throat.
>>219244753No you won't, faggot. You're a beta cuck scared of conflict
>>219244753you and i both know your heart skips a beat and your vision goes slightly grey when you hear a loud noise in public
>>219244753You're too sleep deprived in boot camp to even consider that
>>219244753Quick reminder they were volunteers.Yes, goyim are that retarded.
>>219244753Pussy, I'd fucking kill him and then kill myself to avoid jail time.
DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
>>219244753>If someone yelled at me like that I would punch them in the fucking throat.Marines say this as an in-joke to one another, mocking the civilians who say this IRL....Rah?
>What is that?>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?>a jelly donut, sir!lol
>>219245866How did he even get a jelly donut? Did they serve those in boot camp?
>>219244753You get to used to the yelling after awhile.
I'd just tune him out and turn into a total statue. I'd become completely lifeless. They would have no power over me. They'd be hauling to me a cell with me in complete silence and dead weight. I'd die in silent mutiny and no one would say a word.
>>219246027Likely. They have cookies and ice cream machines at the chow hall in boot. God help you if you touch that ice cream machine before earning your EGA, though.
>>219246027They are for people who aren't disgusting fat body's.
>>219244753>I would punch them in the fucking throat.Or you could just shoot them.
>>219246027believe it or not, humans beings can actually eat junk food once in a while and not immediately turn into a fat blob if they exercise every day. crazy, isnt it
>>219246093>I'd just tune him out and turn into a total statue.That actually is what you do. You turn off your brain during boot camp and just let things happen. It was a really interesting experience because you come out of it after three months and you realize the mind is a muscle and when you haven't used it in three months, it takes a while to get it back into shape. I was noticeably dumber for a while after I got out of boot camp.
>>219246141I'm NTA, but could you try not being a faggot? It's not like it's obvious that the Marine Corps would willingly serve its recruits junk food. From the outside looking in, it's not intuitive.
>>219244816>>219244914Soldiers are trained to be submissive to authority. If someone from the streets squared up to a drill sargent, it would be a very different story.
>>219245549McNamara's MoronsI'm eager to see Hegseth's take on this for Iran. Perhaps Hegseth's Headcases or Project Zoomer
>>219246251>If someone from the streets squared up to a drill sargent, it would be a very different story.Sure it would be, Jamal. Sure.
>>219244753>If someone yelled at me like that I would punch them in the fucking throat.Watch out guys, we're dealing with a real badass over here
>>219244753The whole point is to get you used to loud noises and people yelling and not having an emotional response to it because that’s what you want out of someone in combat. Chimping out and losing your cool gets people killed.
>>219246251>If someone from the streets squared upWanna know how I know you're a nigger?
That's the entire point of the exercise. Soldiers like that are a liability. The hierarchy and rank is extremely important. The overly disagreeable, insubordinate ones need to be weeded out for the cohesion of the herd.The ideal soldier has a balanced sense of competitiveness, ambition, and agreeability. You have to respect those who outrank you even while you work to rank up yourself. This is just how it works, otherwise the battlefield is a disorganized madhouse and we take heavy losses and lose.
>>219246027Do you have any idea how many calories you burn in bootcamp? They will make you do push ups and burpees in the barracks for so long that the moisture from everyone’s breathing will condense on the ceiling and rain back down on top of you. You are vigorously active for 20 hours out of the day.
>>219246572I remember when my friend came back, he was a full faced pretty boy before. Afterward he was buzzed down and gaunt like a literal Auschwitz survivor lmao
>>219246444that and it gets you to bond with the other recruits over a single thing that you might not have anything in common with: hating your drill sgt
>>219246625Kek. Working as intended.
>>219246553Imagine we didn't have any of this hierarchy bullshit, every soldier out there was a lone wolf killing machine. The army would be unstoppable. But of course we can't allow people to think for themselves
>>219244753>volunteer to be yelled at>why is he yelling at me
>>219244753Retard, REAL boot camp sarges are like this. And they're also quite good at hand to hand so if you punch them they'll break your fucking jawMaybe it isn't the case nowadays because these men got replaced with twinky nigger faggots talking about DEI or whatever but at least back then these were quite dangerous men you did not want to piss off. That plus the general heavy stress boot camp put on people makes them a living hell of authority for your time thereIf you wanna avoid it, just dodge the draft
>>219246737This retard thinks war can be like CoD.
>>219246737That... isn't how war works at all lmao. Organization is THE most important thing. You know when you read about a historical battle and it's 10:1 casualty rates? You're describing what the "lone wolf chaotic rush" side did to earn the 10 deaths per every 1 lol.
>>219244753If you can't even tolerate some guy yelling at you in a safe space, you'll immediately freak out when bullets are whizzing by you on the battlefield.
>>219244753Sure thing tough guy.
>>219246553>The overly disagreeable, insubordinate ones need to be weeded outDo they become MPs?
>>219246808Just saying, if I had to go through months of verbal abuse then once I'm out in the battlefield my cross hairs would be pointed at the sarge.
>>219246572The army feeds you really well, though. I had actually gained weight after my time there, and that is not an uncommon outcome at all.
>>219247048I'm sure.
>>219247048>no I was verbally abused!!!!!Lmao. Y'all are just as bad as the left
>>219247090My brother came out chunky, which was hilarious, since I'd never seen him like that. I also put on a little weight, but I was almost underweight going in, so I looked a little better than when I went in.
>>219247048>I'd kill a guy if he said mean things to me.They screen for deranged retards, you'd be denied.
If being yelled at is too much for you to handle then maybe being a soldier isn't the right job for you. Bullets and bombs are a lot worse than harsh words.
>>219247099>>219247150Learn to stand up for yourself.
>>219247180>killing a man for saying mean things is standing up for yourselfSee:>>219247150
>>219245549This, proper warriors like Russians get drafted and then replaced at home by Africans and Koreans.
>>219247180You are a weak little bitch lmao. I actually feel quite sorry for you. You think we're like on the same side because we share a belief or two? I don't even go near weaklings like you, it makes me sick. You are a very weak little bitch and I would absolutely stomp you into a puddle. Just the thought of you shaking like a little faggot while the DI screams in your stupid face is making me laugh. Please leave your mothers basement once in a while you weird little fuck
>>219246027Of course not. I would just run away from the barracks into city and buy whatever I wanted.
>>219246200>like it's obvious that the Marine Corps would willingly serve its recruits junk foodThe most caloric junk food I ever ate was actually in boot camp, they served some kind of pudding with sweets and fruits for whatever reason and it had 5200 kCal.
>>219247322>You are a weak little bitch lmaoSoldiers are men that failed in everything else.
>>219247342This is a fun idea.>Parris Island, in Beaufort SC, is on an island with a single fucking 2 or 3 mile 1-lane road going to it which is patrolled.Everyone in Beaufort knows what recruits look like and will report you immediately.San Diego would likely be easier to escape from, but the only time you're remotely near anywhere you could escape from on foot, you're under supervision. The fenced side of the depot by the Barracks is the fucking San Diego airport. You're not getting away.>t. Trained at San Diego, stationed in Beaufort.
>>219244753And it would most likely be the last mistake you ever made. You have no idea how tough MC D.I.s actually are. My cousin was one and he gave me the inside scoop. They only take the most motivated hardasses they can find, and they absolutely require them to be in peak physical condition, because, in his own words, “You get all kinds of recruits in the Marines, everything from society’s rejects all the way to all-star athletes, and you have to be able to make them all look like shit, and running backwards and screaming at the top of your lungs while you’re doing it.” I can’t remember how long the rotation is, but they don’t keep them active for long, because the mental and physical strain is just that great. On top of that, at the time of FMJ, all Marines were trained for unarmed combat in something they called the LINE system. Its only purpose was to kill someone as efficiently as possible, so if you only ended up incapacitated, that just meant you got lucky. One technique I saw demonstrated involved an arm-lock takedown and the heel of a boot brought down onto the bridge of the nose.
>>219247486The things neets have to tell themselves, I swear.
>>219247628I’ve trained in Krav Maga for 5 years. I could easily dominate a marine.
>>219247628>I can’t remember how long the rotation is3 fucking years in 3 month cycles. Getting less sleep than even the recruits because you have to go to sleep after them and get up before them to get squared away.
>>219247675nta but he's right for the lowest of the low aka infantry. all the people with actual smarts go into the non-combat roles. quite a few kids from my high school class went into the air force and they were all straight A students
>>219246808>>219247322>>219247628it's funny how little it takes to get actual real life navy seal copypasta out of people
>>219247682An average Marine, probably. MCMAP is a fucking joke. It'd be one thing if they trained in it regularly, but you basically don't do any hand to hand training unless you're going for your next belt, and then that ranges from a week to a few weeks, then you don't touch it again.DR'S are different though, they're required to be high-level belted and consistently trained.
>>219247714That’s fucking insane.
>>219247682>Krav MagaLmao. Someone who trained in BJJ for just as long would have you on the floor crying in 10 seconds
>>219247786It genuinely shakes people's screws loose. They're never the same after they come back from the drill field.
>>219247751That's true. I worked avionics for 5 years in the Marines. Got a sweet job after getting out, now own two houses, have two kids, and make 6 figures and I'm not even 30 yet. It's a smart move if you make it a smart move.
>>219247768Kek
>Movie Funny until the war starts>Real war in VietnamHell On Earth, communist asians vs blacks and immoral capitalists
>>219245608I bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
>>219247768Those who go into the military typically only have their physical strength to fall back on and as a result have deep seated insecurities over it. As a result they have to have the largest bark in the room
>>219247982>>219247675
>>219247906Man the 80s looked so comfy
>>219247982>I'm a grown man living in my mother's basement with my anime gf pillow but I'm actually doing better than you because I don't have "insecurities"brilliant
>>219247982Anon, I'm this anon>>219247877Do you think I punched the flight hardware until it started working?
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>all these unironic ZOGbots ittlol how did shekelsteins cock taste
>>219247682>I’ve trained in Krav Maga for 5 years.What happens if you have to fight an adult your own size, and not a starving Palestinian child?
>>219246251>If someone from the streets squared up to a drill sargent, it would be a very different story.Of course. Because the incentives are totally different.A recruit obeys because he signed up expecting this treatment, knows that his paycheck depends on obeying, and knows that a dishonorable discharge will follow him for the rest of his life and ruin most professional aspirations he has.
realistically what happens if you hit the drill instructor back?
>>219249877they give you a gold star
>>219244753That's what he wants you to do
>>219249877During the Cold War? Execution for treason.
>>219247048The drill sergeant isn't going into battle with you. He stays behind to train the next batch of recruits. Once you finish initial training your leadership doesn't act like a drill sarge/instructor. Some are still hard asses but not screaming 24/7. Some are actually pretty relaxed as long as you do your job. Most are somewhere in between..
>>219249792>If I call them zogbots, I can disguise my cowardice as antisemitism and fit in! >I can't lose!Except everyone knows you're a neet loser.
Being in the army is pretty gayWhy would you sign to get yelled at and obey to serve the interrest of (((them))) ?
I’d do nothing at all because everyone else is listening to what he has to say
>>219250033>you're a loser for not dying for israelBurgers are subhuman ngl.
>>219250105Rednecks with five kids at age 19 and can't get any other job because of drug charges.
>>219250194>I-I-Israel! Israel, guys? Right?Pax Americana has granted you the freedom to not be typing this in Cyrillic. That's our gift to even you ingrates.
>>219244753Sure you would have Noah
>>219247628Shut up faggot
>>219250269Absolutely deluded.
>>219247675What do you mean 'neets'? I am self-employed, exact opposite of a soldier, a government hired killer.
>>219244753Pyle went a step further than you, he shot him
>>219249792Scared, Mohammed?
>>219246553the ideal soldier is a retard who dies on the whims of his superiors
>>219249859>What happens if you have to fight an adult your own sizeI usually either win, or make it too much of a hassle to bother>and not a starving Palestinian child?I would dropkick the fucker and tell it too git good.
>>219251973No wonder soviets had to be saved by Americans.
>>219246251Very interesting nigger, you've earned one (1) chicken wing
>>219251982I see your reading comprehension stinks
>>219251563If you ignore the back half of the 20th century, I'm sure it would seem that way.
>>219246851But CoD is militarily accurate.
>>219252093>your reading comprehension stinksJust like Palestinian child.
>>219249877You become the new Drill Instructor.
>>219251563>'Absolutely deluded' - he responded in english, instead of his turd world gibberish
>>219252300Literally LOL. Get fucked, thirdie.
I literally had no idea wtf a “zogbot” or “dying for Israel” was until after I left the military. That shit is so retarded to hear about because no one said that when I was in. We all just bonded over life and the ups and downs. The closest thing to that friendship would probably be a fraternity. Or unless you have a really cool job where everyone wants to hangout with eachother after work.
>>219244816Fpbp
>>219255497>bro haha who gives a shit about israel or the west bank or shit like reality bro its the army bro its like a frat haha lets go bro lets go
>>219255613>I stand for nothing, that means I can make fun of the tangential things related to the people who actually have values.You're the kid in high school who thinks it's cool to hate people who try at anything.
>>219246553this actually makes kind of sense.also why they make you do the most retarded shit imaginable like scrub the floors with a toothbrush. its meant to breed immediate obedience so that you listen to orders in the battlefield.its not a bad point, nor even a bad idea. i think it would be better if the soldiers understood the thought process, but once again, if soldiers were to THINK, then they would start asking themselves questions and that ruins everything.
>>219255613>>bro haha who gives a shit about israel or the west bankVery few people except seething third worldists and commies who have made Israel the center of their universe which every single issue revolves around.Do you care about the civil war in Yemen which is one of the world's largest ongoing humanitarian crises and has resulted so far in over half a million civilians dead?
>>219255992Do you care about the civil war in Myanmar? You know, Myanmar, the country that didnt sell out its national bank to the jews? Wonder who's supplying which forces and why there's barely any coverage of it in the news. Thousands of civilians dying there too
>>219255497Your job was to kill people so pedophiles and zionists can continue to rule the world. Your opinion on anything means less than nothing and in a just world you would be shot in the back of your head for serving evil.
>>219244753I'd fuckin punch his lights out, old boomer faggot.
>>219256131>Do you care about the civil war in Myanmar?Not really, no.So do you care about the one in Yemen?
>>219256175>pedophilesAbout that
>>219255613>bro haha who gives a shit about israel or the west bank or shitThis but fucking unironically. Nobody really gives a shit about your Kony 2012 tier reddit causes.
>>219255913>it would be better if the soldiers understood the thought processBut they do, at least in professional volunteer armies. It is not blind obedience, it is a trust that people above you know what they are doing, that if you do obey, you will get through it/achieve an important objective.Ironically it is why I left the army, when I understood the way it works I realised I cannot do it because ALL of people directly above me were either completely incompetent or immoral. It can happen to you in civilian work, but when it does, you can just quit/change companies, while in army it can get you killed.
>>219247906I BET YOURE THE KIND OF GUY THAT FUCKS HIS MOM AND DAD
>>219256131>Do you care about the civil war in MyanmarLmao absolutely not. 'Global South' can suck my fucking ass.
>>219244753No you wouldn't. Military punishment is unfair and you don't get a jury. You get asshole officers that decide how bad they want to fuck you.
>>219247150>I should be able to say whatever I want without any consequences coward
>>219246737Unironically, ISIS worked like that. Everyone joined because they believe in the cause. They don't get paid a salary. They got paid in loot and raping women. There was not even any ranks except maybe some top guys who pass down orders. Leaders were the experienced ones who survived battles. But as the Taliban found out, once you grow big enough, bureaucrats, accountants and budget reports start to appear.
>>219257780ISIS also got serially buttraped by every legit military they ever ran across.
>>219256588>your Kony 2012 tier reddit causesThis. They care exactly as much about Israel as they currently care about SOPA/PIPA.
>>219244753LOLYou buttery soft bitch
>>219257212You're a retard.
