We're about to get the most Reddit adaptation since Ready Player One.
DCC is based and funpilled tho
qrd?
>>219249750>An alien invasion has wiped out most of humanity and any survivors are forced to fight for their lives on a sadistic intergalactic game show. Sounds bad, right? Now try doing it with bare feet and a stuck-up, self-centered, tiara-wearing talking cat as your partner. Welcome to Dungeon Crawler World: Earth, where the apocalypse will be televised … and Coast Guard vet Carl finds himself stuck with his ex-girlfriend’s award-winning show cat, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, as they try to survive the end of the world, fighting monsters, aliens, an insane A.I. and even other survivors … all for the sake of good TV. Survival is optional. Entertainment is not.
>>219250219sounds like a version of The Hunger Games
>>219250294More or less, but precisely calibrated to appeal to the zoomer brain
>>219250219it's like i'm really on royalroad
>>219250219if it's this carl then i'm ok with it
>>219251125What causes this kind of writing?
>>219249455More like Dungeon Reddit Reddit!
>>219251125Wow, this is worse than the average isekai web novel.
>>219251125Wow, I want to kill myself after reading just half od that. This is a book?
>>219251440>This is a book?A New York Times Bestseller according to OP's pic.
>>219251365>>219251429>>219251440>boomers filtered by LitRPG kino
>>219249750It's ready player one except the it's an alien invasion and it's not in VR. Everything was physically transformed into a videogame by hyper advanced Aliens who turn Earth into a galactic reality TV game show.
>>219251365it's ripping off (?) web novels, which are designed to be easily churned out wordcountslop that goes on forever because that's the authors make money with clicks
>>219250294It's nothing like The Hunger Games. The Hunger Games is a dystopian teen drama. DCC is a comedy and is not really dystopian in its presentation and the M.C. is a grown ass man not a teenager at all.
>>219251125Fucking Christ.
>>219251125Of course, it's not all rpg slop. There's some beautiful prose too
can we please get this adapted already?
I like The Hitchhikers Guide books and The Color of Magic would I like these books?
>>219252195>>219252160It's more of an Americanized Douglas Adams. It's supposed to sound silly.
>>219251477It's incredibly easy to be a NYT best seller these days, selling a dozen copies will get you there if you use the right hyper specific categories
>>219252923Holy fuck you beat me to it by a single post.
>>219252195Joss Whedon is an author now?
>>219251490It’s not litrpg kino. If it were, a good 20% of the word count would be dedicated to dry skill descriptions and inconsequential stat lists specifically designed to make audio book narrators want to kill themselves.DCC makes the unforgivable sin of not wanting to waste your time for the sake of a minority of autists
>>219252923I read Hitchhikers way back in my teens. It all depends on how your brain is wired when you first come across something. A lot of times after my mind has matured over a long period of time and I try to go back to something it's just not possible because my brain is different.
>>219252923yeah your taste is pretty shit
>>219251125What fresh hell is this? This isn't writing. It's status output from a reddit humour game? >>219252195So it's like someone sat down and wrote full length WoW quest filler text? The shit nobody reads?
Yeah its reddit and slop but the audiobooks have made count less hours of driving entertaining for me.In an ideal world and adaptation would be pure shlocky fun, unfortunately it'll probably be brown and gay.
>>219253126>If it were, a good 20% of the word count would be dedicated to dry skill descriptions and inconsequential stat listsThere's no fucking way, it gets WORSE than this? Why the fuck would you read it bro come the fuck on
>>219253229The Hitchhikers books are classics dumbass. Shitting in them says more about you than the books.
>>219253305You genuinely enjoy this garbage? There's an infinite amount of free media out there and you choose this?
>>219253320Most of what’s listed here>>219251125Is directly parodying the stupid shit you find in LITRPG books, somewhat ironically given that the success of the series skyrocketed the genre’s popularity.
>>219253331>classicsmeaningless buzzword, just means boomers read them when they were young
It makes Project Hail Mary look positively 4channel
>>219251490you dare?! kowtow a hundred times and perhaps this one will allow you to witness true kino
>>219249455> the most Reddit adaptationthis isnt One Piece thothat being said nobody will watch this crap, its not even popular among booktards
>>219253229OK faggot, I Like Bukowski and McCarthy. Would I like these books?
>>219253584>How to make yourself sound even dumber with every subsequent post. Well done Anon. Well done.
>>219253845It's being made for Peacock. Which means there is a 99.98% chance it will suck no matter what.
>>219249512>funpilledJust kys movies aren’t meant to be fun
>>219253619> ching chang enters mcdonalds> talks to wagey as if wagey was his childhood rival> macudonardsu purpuru purozu jutsu!> mickyds place implodes because ching chong says so> ching chong sputters marvel tier linethis is what you're shilling btw
I’m sorry that your thread isn’t going the way you want it to, OP.Might I recommend a Patrick Rothfuss excerpt if you want a proper circle jerk thread? There’s one that never fails to get (you)s.
oh boy more slop for the streaming trough!
>>219249455>live actionand i already lost interest, should have been animated. peacock doesnt have the budget to make it look good
>>219249512FPBP
>>219252993Americanized Douglas Adams was Robert Aspirin though. This is zoomerized Douglas Adams.
The fact the book begins with 98% of the world's population dying like a HHHttG ripoff is an instant turnoff to me. If I'm gonna read LitRPG slop I'm gonna keep it fun and light like Trailer Park Elves where women get tatoos to make their pussy taste like fried chicken.
>>219250219>>219251125>Haha it's so funny because his name is Carl! Carl isn't the kind of name you'd have in fantasy! Haha! It's like a modern day name! Imagine if there was this big demon lord... but his name was Bob! Haha! Bob! That's a name your goofy uncle would have! A demon lord named Bob! That's so funny! A demon lord wouldn't be named Bob! But this one is! Haha! And this dungeon crawler is named Carl! Haha! And there are kitties! Awwww!
