What did you achieve by that age?
>>219251651Had sex with a 19 year old girl who got held back a grade.
>>219251651A year earlier I started getting laid instead of exclusively fapping. It was a pretty big accomplishment.
>achieveI don't do things for ZOG points.
why can’t i get anyone to read my fucking screenplay but this zoomer faggot can, who does he know?
Guess that explains how they convinced him to turn it into the blackrooms.
>>219251651I was working through the extreme social anxiety I had from my bpd older sister bullying me since birth.
>>219251819He didn't write the script. He MADE short films and the films went viral. Nobody wants to read scripts from unknowns, it's a waste of time.
I jerked off 9 times in single day once
OOOWWOOOUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>219251651Orgasm
not killing myself
>>219251937Degenerate cumbrain
>>219252245>muh degeneracy
>>219251819>why can’t i get anyone to read my fucking screenplay but this zoomer faggot can, who does he know?>Family life>He learned a lot from his dad, who does special effects for video games.tl;dr industry plant, his entire wikipedia early life is "then his dad bought him after effects, then he bought him this computer" etc.
wanton destruction
Anxiety attacks and severe depression.
>>219252414>doing VFX as an underpaid grunt with zero job security now makes all your kids nepobabies and industry plantsKekHis short films went viral and Hollywood wanted a piece of that. Just like with David F. Sandberg and Lights Out. No, despite his surname, he's not Jewish. He was just a semi-unemployed, (now diagnosed) autistic guy making no-budget horror shorts in Sweden together with his wife.
>>219253304>no he's not jewishso he absolutely is jewish, and kane pixels is an industry plant got it
>>219251819Nobody wants to read your shitty larp fanfiction dumbass.
>>2192516512 degrees on 3hr/sleep a day
>>219252245you zoomgroids are so funny
>>219253304>in Sweden together with his wifeWhat?>Although he currently resides in Northern California, Parsons has previously mentioned in a YouTube live Q&A that he is British-born. Friends of him have mentioned that he was raised in the United Kingdom before relocating to the United StatesI'd sure as fuck love to have had an "underpaid grunt" dad who moves me to Hollywood as a kid and gives me all his contacts and gear.
>what have YOU ever done huh?stop talking like your failure of a father, op
>>219253304When trying understand how a teen can pull off the viral videos he's made I think if it more like a tik tok prankster that makes hyper believable frauds but instead of using his creativity to scam or for evil he uses the exact same braincells for good instead.If you think of it like a very high functioning tik toker it's no so hard to wrap your head around how a mere teenager could pull it off. Because it's not like he invented the whole concept and lore by himself. Most viral tik tok videos are simply more refined iterations of what was memed before. Which is kind of what Parsons did.So if you think of it that way it's nit so unbelievable.
>>219251651At least I don't look like that
>>219251784yes (You) do
>>219251651>parsons??I thought his name was Pixels
>>219253304Making a viral hit absolutely helped. I wouldn't call him a nepobaby, but his dad apparently working as a VFX artist would certainly help explain why he was able to achieve such quality on his own at such a young age (and I wouldn't be surprised if his dad helped him with things, as he should, but having an industry pro as a father and likely mentor from a very young age would again certainly explain how he achieved professional quality while still in high school)
>>219253540>What?I was talking about Sandberg. Pay attention.>I'd sure as fuck love to have had an "underpaid grunt" dad who moves me to Hollywood as a kid and gives me all his contacts and gearFirst of all, they didn't move to Hollywood or LA, they moved to Northern California.You realize that VFX workers are basically the only workers in the industry without an union? That's why they can be paid like shit and treated like crap. It's like you sad fuck losers thinking that having your mother work as a cleaner at a studio lot is some sort of insane leg up that makes studios throw money at their kids.
>>219251890>>219253485it’s an adapted screenplay of a dark fantasy novel where i rape your mom faggots
>>219251819Make youtube videos based on your scripts and hope they go viral
>>219254491With video the script is only half the battle. The other half is not having it look and sound like shit. Which arguably is just as hard at the amateur level. So so many fanfic videos look and sound like shit and are really fucking cringe. It's really REALLY hard to not make an amateur dramatic video not look cringe. Which is why most amateur videos are comedies. Because the look and sound doesn't matter as much and quite often the shitty quality makes the video funnier. And so many times I've seen people and Anons reference a fanfic video as an example of something that is supposed to be as good as the pros. And I just shake my head because they always have that cringe fanfic jank to them that is plain as day.
>>219251651Is he actually talented, or is it like J.J. Abrams where his parents went to the same synagogue as a producer at Paramount and she optioned his screenplay for 1 million dollars when he was still a Freshman in college?
He was only 20 years old you sick fuck
>>219255058What's there to be talented about? Dude's entire "career" is taking internet pictures someone else made and the lore other people made and putting them in After Effects.
>>219251651I didn’t steal ideas from the internet.
>>219254906>Which is why most amateur videos are comediesAnd horror. Same reason applies.
>>219255058>>219255111There are literally hundreds if not thousands of Backrooms videos by different people on YouTube and his are the best. So coming out in top against literal hundreds of other people says something. Seriously you don't come out on top against hundreds of other people without talent. And it's not like they nepobabby picked him when his vids aren't the best. His videos are legitimately the best in the genre.
>>219255111>>219255145Useless coping retards
>>219255111You're massively underestimating the level of skill required to make something that looks as good as his The Oldest View video. I watched it and it was decent for what it was, but the technical skill of it was undeniable
>>219255315I don’t steal art from others.
I can tell you what I didn't do: make a shitty movie
>>219251651Didn’t cast some nigger for my first movie that’s for sure.
Lost my driver license, Girlfriend (4years together) and job in a span of a couple weeks.
>>219255322Don't be too mad at people that don't even know that they don't know. They can't help it because they not only do they but know. They don't even know that there is something to know or worth knowing.
>>219255364Baron Mordo is based you absolute faggot.
Having sex is my one and only achievement.
