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>Severus Snape is consistently described as pale and "sallow-skinned" throughout the Harry Potter books. The text frequently portrays him as a thin, sickly-looking man with a "sallow" (pale, yellowish) complexion, a large hooked nose, greasy black hair, and, often, a face "drained of blood" or "clammy".
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>>219254559
How is he described in the TV show?
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>>219254711
N
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>>219254559
Wait until you hear about "Hermione's white face"
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WHO
CARES

GROW
UP

STOP WATCHING KIDS MOVIES AND READING KIDS BOOKS

GROOOW UUUUUP
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>average 40 year old soillenial concerns
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>>219254800
>JUST STOP WATCHING OUR PROPAGANDA
way ahead of you shekleberg
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The clip of nigger snape in his matrix outfit infront of a crowd of Indians in the forest was pretty crazy to watch. Very bleak. Hard to swallow
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>>219254559
What’s your point? You’ll still hate watch it and have weekly threads here for every episode. Why are you pretending like you don’t enjoy watching every one of these shows with your /tv/ friends?
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>>219254790
>Wait until you hear about "Hermione's white face"
wait til you hear about the asian boyfriends that the actress who play hermoine dated
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>>219254559
Just don't watch it Harry Potter sucks anyway, I couldn't even get through all the movies.
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>>219254559
Alan Rickman wasn't a book accurate Snape either. He got the role because he made Rowlings pussy tingle
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>>219254821
projecting much, zoomzoom?
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>>219254559
>go to DADA class
>walk in
>Have to deal with a Dark (rap) art(ist)s immediately
what did hogwarts mean by this?
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>>219255069
>You’ll still hate watch it
I won't. Nice try.
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>>219255088
Emma Watson only dates BWCs chang
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>>219255199
Why are you brown?
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I really don’t care. The books are done, the movies are already made.
They can change whatever they want for this cash grab show
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>>219254790
>>219255250
>hi everyone its me hermione granger
>look at me flying buckbeak with harry to rescue sirius
>just as the author always envisioned
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>>219255285
I'm not brown I just read the books. Unlike you
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>>219255069
>pretending this shit works when the nutrek slop was just canned
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>>219255250
>black
>clever
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>>219254924
apparently you aren't because you keep making threads about it every single day
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>>219255503
Imagine choosing to read Harry Potter instead of the complete works of William Blake.
Couldn't be me.
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>>219256709
>not reading both
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>>219256906
>readin makes me heads hurt :(
OK, zoomer.
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>>219255199
he is a lot older than book snape. but he's the best thing about the movies
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>>219254559
SEVERUS APE
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>>219255069
We didn’t really have Rings of Power threads besides for hilarious webms, same shit will happen here
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>>219256709
Name one William Blake book?
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>>219258332
The best of William Blake.
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>>219257936
>reading many authors makes my head hurt
Found the retard
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>>219258754
Oh, sorry. I read that as "not reading either"
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>>219255241
Liar.

>>219258327
Yeah, sure
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>>219255069
>You’ll still hate watch it
No, those days are over. Hollywood has completely given up on catering to fans and only focuses on subverting the expectations of fans while pushing liberal bullshit on young people that aren’t even watching the show.
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they had to stunt cast one of the main characters to signal to the woke audience that they arent bigoted like Rowling.
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>>219254559
snoop ape
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Get to the point :)
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>>219259088
All British productions are required by law to have a certain amount of BAME actors or else they can't distribute the product. If you ever watched Wolf Hall you'll notice they suddenly had a lot of black people in Henry viii's england surrounding Thomas Cromwell
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>>219254800
I
CANT
GROW UP
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>>219256709
Go post in the William Blake thread then faggot. Oh wait
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>>219258954
Not an argument.
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>>219254735
I
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>>219260229
Based as fuck dude you really showed that guy how your little kid magic books are the best
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>>219254800
oh, don't worry, I won't be watching it
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IM BLACK SNAPE
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Oh my god who the fuck cares. Are you guys going to cry about this every day until the show comes out?
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>>219255250
I remember the cope for this being that “white face” was used figuratively to denote that she was afraid and had turned pale. As if black people ever go pale, much less so much so that they can feasibly be described as turning “white”
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>>219260533
Log the fuck off then you screeching faggot
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>>219254559
niggersnape
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>>219260533
if you don't care why are you in the thread?
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>>219260330
I don't care about Potter books, I've already read them when I was like 15. The show will fail, I don't care. I do care about little pretentious bitches who claim to spend their time doing things that are just oh so much more valuable than what anyone else is doing, yet they are still here, doing the exact same thing as the rest of us. Go be a little bitch somewhere else cunt
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>>219255254
big wang chinamen
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>>219260533
it's part of the marketing. WBshills are experts at this sort of stuff
https://formomentum.com/4-cause-marketing-lessons-from-hitchcocks-psycho/
https://mwpdigitalmedia.com/blog/the-blair-witch-project-the-best-viral-marketing-campaign-of-all-time/
https://medium.com/dumbstruck/what-advertisers-can-learn-from-alfred-hitchcock-the-master-of-suspense-4effc7e3076e
https://cinematicslant.com/2018/07/06/the-purge-marketing-recap/
From the first link
>Hitchcock was obsessed with every detail in the marketing of the film. Each theater received a manual with specific instructions on how the movie should be marketed. This included admitting no one after the movie began and having Pinkerton guards on hand, which stressed the shocking content in the movie
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/121734909/
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/movies/joker-concerns-lead-lapd-increase-visibility-theaters-n1059516
http://nypost.com/2019/09/30/nypd-covering-joker-screenings-over-fears-of-incel-violence/
Also from the first link
>Hitchcock challenged Hollywood censors by adding more scenes with sex and violence in Psycho. For good or bad, he knew these things would become more common, not less. Movie critics and movie stars didn’t receive special treatment.
https://variety.com/2019/film/news/joker-premiere-red-carpet-journalists-1203352046/
The Phillips "woke culture" dishonesty
>There was no big budget for advertising so Hitchcock focused on grassroots marketing within movie theaters. He banked on consumer buzz not expensive television ads
They have the budget, but they also followed this:
>http://www.indiewire.com/2019/10/todd-phillips-left-comedy-joker-woke-culture-1202177886/
Which led to him "trending on twitter" https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Todd%20Phillips%22&src=tren
and the question that everyone would never answer and have since it all kicked off?
>why would an incel shoot up a movie made for him
AND FINALLY
https://jacobitemag.com/2019/10/16/bastard-moves
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>>219260608
You don’t care so much that you just wrote a fucking paragraph about this bullshit. Cry more you faggot
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>>219260936
Nah he pwned you and made you look like a noob lmao
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>>219256709
Post a review of William Blake's works to prove you read them.
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>>219260555
trips of truth
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>>219254559
He's pale for a brotha.
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Now that I think about it

Snape being constantly sassy might be black-coded
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>>219254559
It's been clear from the start that they don't give a shit about the source material. It's going to be just like the movies with a bunch of shit from the books cut out. And who gives a fuck? Find something better to do with your limited time on earth than to watch this fucking trash.
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Over/under 90% chance they rewrite the entire Harry/Snape relationship to them being friends from year 1? You just can’t do the alternative without Harry and the other students looking like racist pricks.



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