>Star Wars but without the fun
>OP a faggot
>>219255680Midwit show.
>>219255680>Star wars but with ugly lesbians and pseud political commentary
I had fun
I just didn't watch it and you can't make me Nana Nana hahahahahahahaha.
>>219255680I’ve always said SW needed rape
>>219256489Leia was raped by Jabba in RotJ.
>blocks your path
>>219256047Every scene with this fucker is so entertaining
>>219256784You can’t prove that in a court of law.
Star Wars with the fun
>>219257155is this real
>>219257049The tongue licking scene and a female being in discomfort is all I need in a 2026 courtroom. It’s more physical contact than there was in the Andor scene.
>>219255751>ON PROGRAM
>>219255886>Are you Part of it?
>>219255680>Star Wars but for people who have sprouted pubes
>>219255680CIA cancelled it because they didn't want to give the general public any bright ideas.
>>219257411lol...the Elbonians in Dilbert were a more formidable guerilla force than the dildos in Andor.
The AT
>>219255680I don't understand why people hype this show up. I watched it for that reason with a lot of optimism and was very, very disappointed.the average scene is a couple of people talking about something that doesn't matter. the empire is portrayed as an inept bureaucracy and is completely non-threatening. entire sub-plots are completely pointless and add nothing to the series not even cool action scenes which the series is lacking in. the peak of the series is when the dude was stealing the tie fighter. that's bad.never make your villains non-threatening in a series that's meant to be taken seriously. huge mistake.
>>219257497>Glownigger flame war attempt
>>219257155Hell yeah, gay squids, just what I want from my Star Wars.
>>219255680Trandor, like Rogue One, is the equivalent of a Daniel Craig James Bond film, i.e. that it is designed for people who actively dislike the franchise
>>219255751Dimwit post thoughbeit
>>219257577it's straight, the mon calamari is a younger boy and the quarren is an older woman shota-chaseryou are not a real star wars fan if you wouldn't have sex with a star wars alien
>>219257572Not an argument, you glorious winged faggot.
>>219255680
>>219257751Kek faggot glownigger folding his arms and responding scornfully
>>219256047thanks for this i love this andor meme
>>219257788I appreciate this meme taking the time to out its political stances before attempting to even tackle criticism of the piece
>>219257788I never watched that shit because>Disney
>>219257974
>>219257535>never make your villains non-threateningNever make your heroes non-disruptive
once again, the trandor fan does not even attempt to hide the fact that he is a soijak IRL
>>219258000Wathing just one (side)show hurts them even more
>>219258251I have no idea how that's supposed to work but no thanks. Last Disney thing I paid for was a ticket for TFA; last Disney product I consooomed was a camrip of The Last Skywalker (or whatever that shit was called), and I plan on keeping it that way.
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>>219258380All future products will be compared with Andor and it makes a lot of fans stay, so the backlash will be even worse.
>>219258549I couldn't care less. Even IF it weren't made by Disney, I still wouldn't have watched it. It didn't look like Star Wars to me.
>>219255751>>219255886get booped
>>219257535This. The galaxy-wide institution that imprisons people permanently without cause and is building a spaceship that blows up planets is basically the limpest threat imaginable because of inefficient beauracracy. When was the last time the United States killed a bunch of people?
>>219257535Extreme threats require efficient disruption to match.Extreme threat>Destroy planet in one shotEfficient disruption>Empowered by God to win
>>219258806but that makes atheists butthurt
>>219255680>star wars but without being a children's franchise
>>219257299>i'm just a /v/ tourist!
>>219258958>star wars without the star wars
>>219257505Rogue One is such absolute fucking slop compared to Andor
>>219255680the scene with the force healer was the second worst part of the show, did not fit in at all. I don't like the force as some fortune telling destiny reading tool.the worst part is the when he's stranded and captured by the band of idiots in the jungle
This is all you need.
>>219259039they're literally the exact fucking same
>>219255680I like how it explained why Andor never kissed Jyn in Rogue One. Why kiss a British rose when you already have a big booty latina at home.
>>219255886>>Star wars but with ugly lesbians and pseud political commentary/thread
>>219256886So they have interstellar travel but can't manage concrete pavements in urban areas. OK then
>>219255886thats why only boring trannys like it
>>219260816Ah rogue one was an ok goodbye to star wars, it is before it went to complete shit.
>>219255680Yyyyyyep
>>219257411Yeah, no shit.
>>219257535Heroes also introduce Threats.Normally in a story the hero is Disruptive at the start and Threatening at the end.
>>219258648compare it to a new hope where the empire is immediately introduced by overpowering armed soldiers with weapons and a huge imposing evil looking guy in a mask starts choking and throwing people. followed by the main characters aunt and uncle being killed by them, and then the main characters mentor is killed by the main villain.you can talk about vague hypothetical super weapon shit but what we actually SEE in andor is inefficient, confused bureaucracy. almost comedic relief.
