Meet the new Mulder and Scully
>>219256705>The Malcolm X Files
>>219256705There are just so many things wrong with this that I can’t see it not failing>no one trusts the government in current year so the fact that they’re conspiring to hide ayys or something won’t be a big reveal>everyone has a movie-quality camera in their pocket now so every truly unexplained thing would be exhaustively documented and studied>swapping out two absurdly attractive leads with the most chemistry of any TV pairing ever for… this
>>219256746kek
>>219256705>When you've never seen a toilet but you want to believe
Taps sign posters, we got it so wrong...
>>219256958Musings of a Card-Redeeming Benchod
>>219256705This shit pairing aside, if they brought back Pileggi and gave him a substantial role I’d probably tune inDon’t really care to see Mulder and Scully beyond maybe a guest episode, they’re old and it’ll make me sad
>>219256880It's going to fail but you know all of the journalists and fags on twitter are going to suck its dick so hard and constantly talk about how good it is and then bitch and moan when it doesn't get picked up for a second season.
>>219256880I can make a video right now of a UFO flying over my house with Gemini and send it to the FBI.
>>219257113There’ll definitely be an episode about them chasing down a lead that turned out to just be a very convincing AI-generated hoax
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>>219257058Even the last revival season wans't very good, so I don't want to see them at all. I'd rather the whole show just get to be remembered with some dignity instead of being dug up yet again but somehow smell even worse.
>>219257078They do every single time but at least the audience is rejecting liars every time now
But Drumpf waa supposed to outlaw woke..........
>>219256880It's made by a DEI director and stars to DEI actors. It's mostly critic proof. There's no chance it will be better than mediocre, and probably much worse, but critics will praise it, and audiences likely will hate it. It'll be a "culture war" episode to occupy people's time for a few days, and then they'll move on to the next stupid topic. But yeah, it won't be a proper "failure."
Why not just set it in the 90s.
>>219257198It will at least do better than Starfleet Academy which Mike Stoklasa leaked only got 400,000 total viewers.
>>219256705Is that gonna be his mom?
>these are your new sex symbols
>>219257327>we are also aryans saar
>>219257327imagine going to school in Londistan now. Must be enriching.
>>219257330There’s no universe in which a jeet and a black woman would have any sexual or romantic chemistry, it’ll be a strictly professional relationship this time. It would actually be interesting if the characters disliked each other a bit
>>219257282seriously doubt it
>>219257058>that's it Mulder-jesh I am reopening your H1B file
>>219257182Try harder, ICE-bait tranny.
>>219256705Will they meet Yakub in the first season?
there better be a "who pooped on the floor?" episode.
>>219258083That one will be after their thorough investigation of ceiling birds.
>>219257948>ICE-baitI don't get it
>>219257028I kek every single time.
>>219258083I want a Breaking Bad inspired episode where he’s trying to catch a fly in the lab but the flies just keep swarming him.
that shit is so dead on arrival everyone involved has to know it. thats some money laundering bullshit, they already done it to trek, i wonder whats next.
>>219256705>Tu nak nak nak nak >Da da>Tu nak nak nak nak>Da da
>>219258554My guess is that they just randomly shuffle through a list of classic shows and pick a new one every so often to revive.
>>219256705And who exactly is supposed to be the target audience for this?
>>219258947Critics. It's the main reason why a lot of shit exists, so it can then go on to get some awards. This will flop and it'll be white misogynists fault again.
>>219258947Liberals who want to support the current slop and don't actually like/never saw the XFiles.
>>219258554>wonder whats nextRobots in the street shooting tax payers
>>219258947eat flied chicken, shout "ohhh lawdi" at the screen, and perhaps try to learn the alphabet as they include "letter of the week" to the format.
>>219259184It's a little surprising that an i,Robot series or reboot hasn't happened.
>>219256705>Indian fatigue at an all time high>cast a jeetDropped
>>219256705Whites had their time, now its time for the browns to have their versions.
>>219258847Streaming services like Hulu see what old shows are doing well to fund reboots for. X-Files has been a legacy series for Hulu for over a decade.
I’m not going to watch it because I suspect it will be overtly political and full of TDS.>but… what if the real monster was racism all along?Get back to me when they investigate a spate of child disappearances in the vicinity of an unusually popular pizza parlour.
>>219256880>the fact that they’re conspiring to hide ayys or something won’t be a big revealZoomer that never warched the X-files
>>219256705>>219257028>>219257148>>219258797>Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.....
>>219259382So whatever gets high viewings potentially ends up getting a shitty reboot? I need to just stick with my physical media collection, I don't want to contribute to making everything worse.
How every Episode will go>As it turns out, there are no aliens, there is no supernatural things going on>It was just white "people" all along and their racism.
>>219259369>have their versionsOf White stuff? How does that make sense at all? MAKE YOUR OWN STUFF! You have "culture" right? LMAO
>>219258947The same audience for all modern media...>no>one
>>219259415Undoubtedly. Probably also some fakeout episodes too like migrants disappearing and it looks supernatural but they're actually just being deported or some shit.
>>219257369Reminder that white mlecchas didn't even know the word "Aryan" before they stole it from Indians.Literally the first instance of we wuz kangz
Could still be good if it was written well, which of course, it won’t.
>>219257028
>>219259513Nobody care shitskin.No one wants to be indian
>>219256705Will the first episode tackle racism/sexism right out of the gate or they’ll wait a few episodes
>>219256880Aliens will have nothing to do with this series. It’ll be like the Peele twilight zone, where everything was about racism in the most brick-to-the-head ways possible. Shit, Coogler couldn’t even make a vampire movie without making it about racism. So maybe illegal aliens.
>>219259369>Whites had their time, now its time for the browns to have their versions.I agree, which is why the browns need to CREATE their own television shows instead of just stealing (kek) from whitesAll this is are DEI faggots trying to hijack another franchise because they know they're too unlikeable, too bland, and people are too fatigued to care otherwise.
>>219259369>opportunity to create something new >steal ideas from white people instead Such brilliance, such talent.
>>219256880I think they should focus more on conspiracies than aliens.Nobody is going to watch it anyway. Just cast two White people.
>>219259553don't engage with the shitskin shill
>>219259717All the conspiracies will be something racial related, it's the only topic they think about. I'd love for there to be episodes that involve Native American lore but even things with that now are taboo because people are too afraid of offending them.The Anasazi episode was based as fuck.
>the vagene is out there
>>219259824>The Anasazi episode was based as fuck.Yup.
>>219259627The white man stole from my ancestor for centuries. They can take whatever IP they want. These are our times, Timmy.
>>219259953>my ancestorsThe jews?
>>219256705The memes that will stem from this reboot will be fantastic
>>219260203>But I been do be believin'
>>219259415We don’t sign our posts here
>>219256705I honestly think the Buffy sequel had a better chance of being good.
>>219260455>BuffyNot with that twisted nose and vacant eyes
>>219256880>no one trusts the government in current year so the fact that they’re conspiring to hide ayys or something won’t be a big revealSeasons 10 and 11 already did that. They basically undid all of the ayy stuff and turned it into a "conspiracy of men".
>>219259553Except whites mleccha who go "I am also Aryan" lmao
>>219256705This shit won't last more than one season.
>>219265193And no one will watch it. Even determined haters will forget it existed after 11 months
>>219265193It’s just a pilot episode right now. I’m wondering if any studios will pick it up but dammit dum sum bitch better release this Indian X Files for memes.
>>219256705Why do actors all just look like people you see walking down the street now?
>>219267144Being an actor doesn’t offer the social benefits it used to so all the pretty people have migrated to social media for attention.
>>219257327>burger propaganda stamp in the top corner
>>219256880>conspiracy theories are heckin' problematic in current year
>>219256705The N Flies.
>cast jeet and nigger>suddenly an exclusive picrel with original mulder in dragit's just another humiliation ritual to purge old beloved franchise
>>219267939hello, zoom zoom
>>219256705Here’s the hairy and hunky Himesh Patel as Eurylochus in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming epic The Odyssey. He has a British accent, how can we meme him into being the next James Bond?
>>219256705>how to kill your show before the first episode is even filmedimpressive, speed running cancellation is a art
>>219269664The black Scully actress is already in her 40’s too. They’re not even planning on it lasting that long.
>>219256705Another fucking made-for-nobody show. Who the fuck could they even imagine being interested in this?
>>219266142>only a pilotI didn't even know this was still a thing, it seemed like these networks just decide to make something and order an entire season without even seeing any test footage.
DO NOT REDEEM THE X FILES SARRRR
>>219270135The age wouldn't be that big of a deal if modern TV didn't take ten years to provide three 8 episode seasons.
>>219271274Seen how Pluribus is going? Rhea Seahorn is in her mid 50s already and there's going to be a 2 year gap between each season (with 5 planned).
>>219271274I dropped Netflix when they took too long to come out with the third season of Ozark, from what I’ve heard I lucked out by not seeing it.
>>219256705So this confirms a toilet witch episode right?
>>219257198This. It'll be like Starfleet Academy or The Acolyte where the media rund defense for them and then, when it gets cancelled, blames the fans with disingenuous shit like, "How can we make more [IP] if all the fans are so hostile and toxic?"
>>219256705So is Coogler just (((Hollywood's))) Jordan Peele do-over after they realized that Peele is kind of a one-hit wonder? They always have to have at least one pet negroid in rotation who they throw a parade for every time he scratches his nose.
i'm sure it'll be an amazing, take-off success.
>>219256705it will flop. white liberal women will pretend to like it at first but blacks and browns won't watch it
>>219272297No one will watch it
>>219256705there will be a Trump surrogate president and at least one episode about a white supremacist cult, and every episode will be non-subtle anologies for racism and sexism. one episode about innocent alien ghost getting forcefully and wrongfully exorcised to hell by a rogue catholic white priest
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>219256880>swapping out two absurdly attractive leads with the most chemistry of any TV pairing ever for… thisTHIS
>>219272200The problem with Peele is that Get Out was an extended Key & Peele comedy sketch making fun of white liberals but Hollywood convinced audiences that it was a serious movie and Peele believed he was the next Alfred Hitchcock and his following films dropped the comedy and were total shit. Then Hollywood convinced everyone that Black Panther was groundbreaking instead of just being another typical capeshit movie but with lots of black people. >imagine trying to hear the movie in this theater
