Reddit: the movie. Somehow it was even worse than The Martian
>>219257424You're trying too hard to fit in...redditor. Lurk more.
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>>219257918This. You are trying to farm points as a newfag
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I liked this movieI thought it was fun and nice
>>219258273>Enjoying thingsHoly reddit
>>219258273I think Ryan fell off
>>219257424Tolerably reddit, and if you can suspend your cynicism, it's entertaining, worth watching, fun and occasionally funny.
>>219257424It's not worse. It's the same movie.
>>219257424What is 4chan: the movie?
>>219260697A Serbian Film
>>219260697Freddy got Fingered.
>>219257424MOM IM STILL AT IT
>>219257424Another blatant attack and insult to Catholics right there that will be remembered. Don;t try and convice me they gave a shit about making money when the name alone put 1.4 billion people off watching it. Imagine naming some thrash movie after one of the most sacred prayers bin a major religion and then giggling to yourself high on coicaine That's the grade of people hollywood has in charge.
>>219260925Fuck catholics
>>219260697Network
>>219260697Lilya 4-ever
>>219260925Take my meds.
>>219260925it's named after the handegg play not the prayer directly
I saw this flick and thought it was hella reddit. What did you guys think?
The science in this movie is fucking terriblehe develops a live translation app from alien to English in like a 5 minute montage. And the alien just instinctually understands English without any tools
When the beatles "two of us" started playing there was a perceptabke wave of giddiness flowing through the crowd at my theater. Everyone was bobbing their heads grinning like happy idiots. Total happiness in the world increased.Rare to see such a 100% unified emotional crowd reaction, outside of stuff like cape films (captain america hammer moment etc).
>>219257424It was the Amazon Basics version of The Martian
>>219268166What triggered me was when he put two samples into a centrifuge right next to eachother. DONT EVER DO THIS, it is verg dangerous, always balance your centrifuge, if the weight isn't evenly distributed it can launch itself at you
>>219268647Fuck nerd! Go play with your test tubes in your science lab you fucking egghead fuck LMAO
>>219268647the anon knows
>>219268669Kek
>>219257424I haven’t seen either one but I highly doubt that.
>>219260697Anything I like.
>>219257424No mr.rock man its THUMBS UP not THUMBS DOWN. Oh you silly guy its okay FIST BUMP not not FIST MY BUMP. Oh you.
>>219268647Maybe it was a special futuristic space centrifuge that doesn't need proper balancing.
I'm gay.
I liked it more than the Martian but to each their own.
>>219260925You’ll burn in hell alongside your heretic pope.
>>219269095He knows. He does it on purpose to fuck with Grace.
>>219260697Considering /tv/ calls every book, movie, show Reddit and simultaneously there is a subreddit for everything. There really isn't one.
>>219260925>CatholicKeke. That's the church of Satan friendo
>>219260697Fly away home
I just realized the biggest plothole in the movie.They find out how to reproduce the things on earth but it makes no sense for them to be born with the energy tanks full, they need to go to the sun to do that.
>>219268647there are self balancing centrifuges, apparently
It was alright but there's a couple things that could've been better>How Grace and Rocky can communicate together so quickly, like the software Grace uses to make Rocky's speech into something coherent should've been introduced a bit more.>The entire grapple plotline seemed... pretty stupid all around. It felt like a major oversight from the earth designers to not include some way to sample something from a long way away in space either, but whatever. But then... why not simply take Rocky's ship to do the complex maneuver? It probably would've tanked the Gs better, and Rocky is a better pilot than Grace. And even if you needed the Hail Mary... why the fuck would you put the grapple somewhere you have to space walk to to retrieve?Knowing the author it's probably explained in the book but it could've been put in the movie. All in all, it was fine, but it's carried by the big spider. I liked the Martian better.
Hi I’m anon It makes me VERY upset that Project Hail Mary is a cultural and commercial success. I will insult audiences who enjoyed it (95% of audiences btw) to cope with the fact I’m too cynical and bitter to enjoy anything. I will call it reddit. That will show them. I am original and cool and in no way a pathetic loser without friends.
>>219270295>why not simply take Rocky's ship to do the complex maneuver? It probably would've tanked the Gs better, and Rocky is a better pilot than Grace. And even if you needed the Hail Mary... why the fuck would you put the grapple somewhere you have to space walk to to retrieve?Rocky's ship does not have any automated piloting functions. The Eridans never invented computers, they are operating purely on Newtonian principles, which is why they didn't understand the risk of radiation.
>>219270295>The entire grapple plotline seemed... pretty stupid all around. It felt like a major oversight from the earth designers to not include some way to sample something from a long way away in space either, but whatever. But then... why not simply take Rocky's ship to do the complex maneuver? It probably would've tanked the Gs better, and Rocky is a better pilot than Grace. And even if you needed the Hail Mary... why the fuck would you put the grapple somewhere you have to space walk to to retrieve?Anon they had to reach into the planets atmosphere to get a sample. They can’t send out a drone into an atmosphere. You’re not sending multiple kilometers of chain on a deep space faring vessel. They took Grace’s ship because Rocky can survive in it easily. Grace can’t survive Rocky’s ship nearly as easily. Why are you all so fucking dumb
>>219270949>Rocky's ship does not have any automated piloting functions.I mean it's probably a non-issue since they had to manually pilot the ship to skim the planet's atmosphere
>>219270776Yo everyone, laugh at this faggot!
>>219257424You are just a miserable fucker, aren't you?
>>219269189Let's frot
>>219271169Yeah maybe
>>219260697Crank
>>219270200>born with the energy tanks fullWhat are you talking about?
sorry but he legit does a reddit quip every single scene it's unnecessary
>>219257918Fpbp
>>219270200Wrong.
>>219271364You must be fun at parties Oh thats right you’ve never been invited to one
>You must be fun at parties>Oh thats right you’ve never been invited to one
>>219271689It's called projection, ignore it. Movie was cringe.
>>219270200>>219271355it's clear from the movie the things feed on the sun's energy, they need a planet and atmosphere to reproduce, they need material to build more of themselves and the sun to get their energy for interstellar travel.Supposedly the book explains how they store energy but i don't know if it talks about the question i rose.
>>219257424>>219257918>>219258207this is reddit this is memesthis is redditthis is memes
>>219271738Oh…oh no
>>219272037I didn't say it was bad. I said it was cringe and boring. Played it very safe.
>>219272179Weird that 98% of audiences loved it, considering it was cringe and boring. You must have a discerning film palate to have the OPPOSITE opinion of everyone else! I mean what are the odds you’d have a contrarian opinion?!
>>219271197Do gay guys still find docking hot?
>>219272280As someone going into the movie knowing nothing about the books, it was pretty generic feel good comedy movie. Of course everyone is going to love a generic feel good movie. It just takes more to impress me. I loved interstellar, Arrival, Oblivion, Annihilation, hell even Independence Day was more exciting. Those movies actually had stakes and you knew anyone could die at any time. Project Hail Mary lacks any sort of meaningful tension to make me care about what was happening. Maybe if the movie showed the earth getting fucked up and people dying it would have generated some tension.
>>219272565They left out some material from the book that would've built tension oddly enough, for example the book shows them nuking the polar caps to buy time. This would've been a short scene, maybe 10mins tops including exposition, I don't know why they didn't include it.
It would be great if it didn't turn into a children's movie halfway through, made even more unbearable by Hollywood's generic "everyone survives through the power of friendship" ending.
>>219272972 (Me)Hell it wouldn't even need to really be a scene on its own, you could just make it a news broadcast that Grace is watching during the opening of another scene, or even just make it a background event or a passing dialogue mention if you really can't stretch the runtime any longer. Really easy to squeeze in.
I am going to see the movie a second time because he is so cute and beautiful and sexy. I love when he cries in movies.
>>219272319Meh
>>219274853I like him a lot but his eyes are too close together.
>>219272319Nope.
>>219275468It's a cute point of his. It works with his face. When he smiles, even slightly, his eyes look very appealing to me.
>>219260697Movie 43
>>219275698Honestly, if they transplanted his brain into the body of Ryan Gosling, he'd be perfect.
>>219260925>all the neocons larp as Catholicslol worst sect
>>219271689I look like this
>>219271080Couldn't they just drive both ship there?
>>219268166He vibe coded it.
>>219275718The biggest logic leap in the movie was that his girlfriend left him over having his head in the clouds. I almost thought he was making an excuse for being gay until they showed some sparks between him and Stratt.
>>219275841A bigger leap is that someone would leave Ryan Gosling
>>219275934Agreed.
I scene when Grace was leaving Rocky and kept turning around and doing a little jig made me groan. He did that shit three time. Did they forget that their planets are going to die?
>>219276645The whole point is that their planets are not going to die anymoreIt was a bit goofy but you are the whole circus
>>219276687Oh so they just know everything was going to go perfect in the four year time span it took to travel back to Earth? Didn't the movie open with two of the other astronauts dying in a coma? You're basically saying the movie knew there would be no more danger to anyone at that point.
>>219276645>Did they forget that their planets are going to die?Didn't seem so urgent in the movie. The actual urgency was going back to pick up Rocky before the amoeba ate his whole ship. Otherwise, the Astrophages take their time eating the sun. It was a very Disney-esque scene. Like Wall-E.
I wish Rocky could fist my bum and wiggle his little rock fingers.
>>219276735Doesn't matter if they die on the way back. They've got the taumoeba on board and plenty of fuel. As far as they're concerned, they've got it in the bag.
>>219257424Haven't seen the Martian because I don't really like Damon (and frankly Scott hasn't done anything good in a billion years), but this movie I automatically skipped because the book was literally unreadable, and the trailer made my skin crawl with cringe.God, I miss stuff made by normal people for normal people
>>219260697The Last Jedi
>>219258273>I thought it was fun and nice>HE SAID THE LINEWe know your opinion is fake because all you an redditors like you just talk through slogans
>>219260697Fight Club
i still haven't watched the martian because i got filtered by the "let's science the shit out of this" line or whatever it was. it's also the reason why i've been avoiding project hati mary too
>>219268346John Wayne was wrong. Being stupid makes life easier
>>219268647I got in one of these once and died.
Fist my bum-p fist my bum-p Fist my bum-p
>>219270949which is retarded lore
>>219270776>cultural successlmao, please>many enjoyed itso what? there are many stupid people, many people susceptible to marketing, and being wrong in great numbers doesn't make people less wrong>you are cynical and bitter and a loser if you don't like bad commercial productsweird hill to die over
You know what I like to do when I go shopping at Home Depot? Set up aluminum foil bowling pins in the middle of the aisle and use duct tape as a bowling ball. Those guys look like they were having so much fun! Also I want a hundred packs of Skittles!
>>219271169>miserable is when you don't like bad movies
>>219260697Barry Lyndon
>>219272037>>219272280Not an argument.It's objectively bad even if 100% of people disagree.
>>219268647there is a little weight on the bottom for the rotor to automagically balance itself, unless it's some 1950s soviet tech lol
is it worth seeing? does it have awe-inspiring vistas and comfy interiors lacking kitsch? or is it made for the chinese market and has miles of boring dialogue with overcooked décor
A yaoi movie that is also a dog movie. They said it couldn't be done.
>>219257424People will legit sit there and watch hours and hours of cringe animes with sexualized little girls then watch project hail mary and call it reddit and cringe
>>219268166>the alien just instinctually understands English without any toolsbro what?the translator was two-way
>>219277340He means Rocky understanding Grace. He talks and sees via sound so that's why he understood Grace, human speech is like pictograms to Rocky.
>>219257424it is worse than the Martian but mostly because the sci-fi isn't as hard and there isn't as much suspense.
>>219277320>nonsequitur>strawman>whataboutism
>>219260697Problem Child 2
>We need you to go on a ten-years-long trip to Tau Ceti, and we only have a few months to prepare, so you'll need to go as soon as possible before we have time to produce the fuel needed for the return tripThis part I understand.But why couldn't earth just...make a second rocket, carrying enough fuel for the return journey, once the first one left? Just to carry the astronauts home? Sure it'll be ludicrously expensive for *only* three lives at best, but these are the lives that would've saved mankind so I think they'd be allowed some kind of preferential treatment.Honestly given the stakes I'd have at least build a second rocket with no coma chamber to send regular people in "the long way". In the book they're limited to very few people because they're looking for a gene that would help the astronauts survive the 10-years-long coma, fair enough, but it still very much like looks like they're putting all their eggs on one basket.
>>219277340I don't think the translator was two-way. In the book the Eridians have perfect memory so Rocky just remembers everytime Grace says a word.
>>219277506>But why couldn't earth just...make a second rocket, carrying enough fuel for the return journey, once the first one left?because to charge up the astrophage on earth they need solar energy, which there won't be enough of because of the astrophage around the sun blocking it. actual question for any book readers: how can rocky echo-locate through his various bubbles and walls of xenonite, and thereby see Grace, navigate around the ship etc?
>>219277320>animes with sexualized little girls thenThat'4chan> watch project hail mary andThat's reddit.Hope that clears things up for you.
>>219277461Thinking I care about any of your "safe" words lmao
if the Astrophage need carbon and oxygen to reproduce and are mostly made of water, and they get carbon from Venus, how could they ever make enough of themselves to meaningfully dim the sun? there isn't THAT much total carbon in Venus' atmophere, its just one planet, and there are no other obvious sources of water near the sun to make more of itself. carbon dioxide doesn't even block UV, it blocks in the infrared spectrum which is why CO2 in our atmosphere lets sunlight in but then traps the reflected energy. just wondering if there is anything explaining this in the book
>>219277591Xenonite glass allows sound to pass through like a gas would which is why Rocky sounds the same inside and outside his suit.
>you have a lot to learn from Small Female Black Child With a Rainbow Shirt on, mr. panicky dumb white man>also, colonizer, you have a lot to learn from a brown lump of shit, you white fuck>also all the world governments fusing together is badass, and you have a lot to learn from one of the badass women in itok
>>219277669>thinkinglolConcession accepted
>>219277686niceI saw the drinker interview so I knew Weir isn't above handwaving stuff, and that's basically what Xenonite is 'for' in the story, but it seemed like the kind of thing he would have felt he needed to specifically justify.
>>219277506Making enough fuel for the first journey basically destroyed every country's economy
>>219277686>>219277677magic unobtanium shit
>>219277591In the book, Rockys end of the tunnel he uses to dock with the Hail Mary had lots of different Xenonite panels, to give Grace the option of choosing one that's best to communicate through.Grace chooses a transparent panel obviously. Rocky didn't even know what transparency was, he just offered a load of different Xenonite panels with different acoustic properties
>>219257424It's funny that, despite this movie finding its profitable reddit audience for some reason, redditards still hunt dissenting opinions because they really cannot coexist with people not thinking like them, even if its just one person
>>219277794I actually just made that up LOL. But it waa believable that he'd write it, right? Why is xenon even a metal?
>>219277829it's funny that avatar is probably no less hard sci fi than this but gets no credit for it lmao
>>219277911>Why is xenon even a metal?"ite" implies its a mineral.but anyway its main property is clearly as a universal plot-hole repair glue and invisibility coating.
>>219277703None of that happens in the movie
>>219277320You need to join the 41%, axe wound licker.
>>219277703small female black child was getting schooled by the altruistic generous white man, altruistic white man also taught the brown lump science since he did not know how to even survive something as simple as radiation on a ship, and the world's governments did not fuse together, there was fighting, plus the movie left out stratt going to jail for what she's done
>>219277320>trannyslopxitter is that way.
>>219278112>the movie left out stratt going to jail for what she's donekek which partwas it blowing up antarctica
>>219260697birth of a nation
>>219277320Dilate
>>219278174acted as a super dictator and kidnapped people, funneled several countries money and precious minerals into the hail mary. she turned the sahara desert into a parking lot
>>219278253Ok, but what was in the Sahara anyway? Like, who cares lmao.
>>219278277idk but some saudis would probably stone her, her power was temporary
>>219278253what the fuck is the point of jail for these circumstances lmao?prevention? it's already been donedeterrent to others of doing the same thing? as if they even fucking could if they wanted to
>>219278364It's about sending a message
>>219278364you act as if humanity operates on efficiency and not pettiness, and from ny memory it was framed as stratt understanding she has made many people upset by going full tilt on the mission so a punishment was inevitable
>>219278203basedthe number of leftists seething having to admit that birth of a nation is a great movie, maybe one of the greatest ever made, always brings a smile to my faceit's the proof that truth will ultimately prevail
>>219278364Some of her means were not necessarily justified by the endLike stealing every patent in the world, without using the technology
good effects wasted on a boring movie
>>219260697Idiocracy
this is what i felt like when watching this movie
