So this shit came out.
>>219259260Why did people hate it?The source material was shit.Of course the movie would also be shit.
>>219259418It had potential from the style alone.
>>219259260and it was BADASS
Not just one grandma. But TWO grandmas.
>>219259260>Any ideas for a Borderpatrol movie?>Borderlands?>Yeah, sorry, Bordermans... Anyone?>What about... *gets up on the desk, drops their pants and pushes out a steamy dump*>Amazing. It writes itself. We'll pay some Indians to add everything in post.
I forgot this existed, did anyone see it? lol lmao
>>219259260They did my man Roland dirty.
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>>219260452kek too accurate
I hated this fucking game. It thought it was soooooo funny and every boss had endless supply of minions. Bullshit.
>>219259260I loved it, bought ahurt and bottle from theater. Disappointed Ariana didn't have a full-frontal nude shower scene
>>219259260>Bordergrans
>>219259418It was even worse.
>>219259583>BADASS
>>219260737Skill issue
>>219259260>So this shit came out.Ah yes, another victim of my immense chud powers of not doing anything to see it fail and be forgotten...
>>219259260Let's make the comedian the least funny character.Let's make a lady in her 50's an action star, even though she only has one role doing light action. Oh yeah, let's make this 10 years too late and have the writing be D-grade wannabe like the game.
>>219259260A shitty Eli Roth movie? No way
>Production budget: $110 - $120 mil>Estimated marketing costs: $55 - $60 mil>Estimated total costs: $165 - $180 mil>Worldwide box office returns: $33 mil>Estimated studio share of box office: $16.5 mil>Estimated total losses: $148.5 - $163.5 milPure comedy.
