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star trek sex with shran
>>219259321i wish to be in cat boots with you, baby
>>219259302Wasn't this episode made during a time where you couldn't say the word pregnant on television? I think she says "Soon there will be another". Kirk rebounded losing Miramee and his unborn child really fast.
3rd for racism
>>219259302I love Indians
AcoocheemoyaI am far from the liquor of my ancestors
>>219259302>>219259520Bet they’re topless under those moccasins.
>Klick, it's kino!
>>219259302Shatner was in a movie called White Comanche made while star trek was still in production. The transporter splits him into twins (again) one white and the other injun.
>>219259493She says, "I carry your child!"
>>219259520Me too
>>219259591i am worried
>>219259427sounds cute
It’s so odd how the Bajorans and colonists are always talking about Cardassians raping and pillaging and then we never see it happen a single time, instead being shown a very methodical and subdued race. It doesn’t really add up
>Yall niggas in da wrong quadrant Was this really necessary?
>>219259989
What's the equivalent of "spoonhead" for Bajorans?
what happens here?
>>219260307guiro face
So what excuse were we supposed to believe for all the Dominion's engineering and technology? Changelings have just been alive a long time therefore they have more knowledge?
>>219259520
>>219260401Barely more knowledge. Shockingly everyone is always around the same level of development
>>219260401Yes, and presumably infiltrated a bunch of other high tech civilizations as they ascended to power.
What sort of unspakable horrors do you think we'll experience once they revive the series again?
>>219260872faggots like you who haven't watched Star Trek spamming /tv/ with whatever the new shit is
>>219260951You think Spock hit it from behind?
>>219260872I can spak horrors
>>219261160I always hit mine in three places... So why not?
>>219259956Anti-Cardassian propaganda pushed by the (((O'Brien Syndicate))). Reminder Miles even admits to having royal ancestry.
>>219259302Attention hu-mons: Quarks bar is now running a buy one drink get a second at full price special for the next hour. Remember:> Come to quarks, quark's is fun> come right now, don't walk run!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IaVMsCbf8
These threads look fun, have I been missing out?
>>219261900Not really, the tranny I like to troll hasn’t shown up actively in like a month. Been boring.
that explains all the early threads
Why didn't they just bring the Enterprise-A back into service after Voyager got in touch with Starfleet again? The Enterprise-A can travel from the outer sections of the alpha quadrant to the galactic core in a few hours. It'd only take around a day to go and pick up Voyager's crew.
In the new 'sode Mike Stoklasa claims to have a secret insider source who told him that Starfleet Academy got 400k views... total. Not per episode. Total. Is this real lol?
>>219260872I can imagine them over-correcting and making the most militaristic Starfleet to date
>>219263137I doubt it. It sounds too high.
>>219262829Why didn't Janeway just let Q put a baby in her for the sake of getting her crew home?
>>219263349I argued in a /trek/ thread a few weeks ago that there is a major opportunity for just that sort of thing. Consider:> the experiences of archer and ENT showed that it was not only a dangerous universe, but that Starfleet was unprepared for what's out there> the people being pushed through the Academy are already too emotional and too hippie to fight, even if they had toSo my idea was (and probably still is):> series takes place shortly after ENT and after the time in which the federation becomes a thing> focus is around that portion of starfleet which deals with technology, weapons, and military preparation > rotating cast of new recruits passing though for their training (required courses for starfleet)> if you set it at Jupiter Station you can include the origin story for the 'zero-g training' that future starfleet look back on badly> put it all in a pre-prime-directive era> have the tech focusing on the invention/development of all the tech that future trek series showed us weekly.
>>219262829Why didn't they just use the mycelial network?
This was a Aprils Fools joke from a youtube channel I follow for clipsI was exactly a little excited until I remembered it was 4/1... would you watch it?
>>219263962No.
>>219263962No, Frakes proved with First Contact and his involvement in Nu Trek that he does not have the mind to play a Berman type roll and gatekeep Star Trek from shitty intrusive new Hollywood ideas.
>>219263962>Star Trek: Worf - A Star Wars StoryPass
>>219263962Has anyone else noticed there have been “talks about a worf series” every 2 years for like 30 years now?
Where's Vantika?
>>219263962The thumbnail makes him look white on the left side.
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>>219259499>What's this about no black friends?>Exactly that. They're a bad influence on you. They're prone to violence, they keep you out till all hours. Why don't you find some nice Asian friends?Very subtle, Doc.
>>219265051This business has got you so twisted around you can't think straight. You're seeing bots everywhere.
>>219260344I'd say fuck this gay Earth but I'm afraid certain members of the cast would take that literally.
>>219261812If capitalism bad then how come it has such a catchy ass jingle.
>>219263962S11E05 - "This is for wearing a skirt!": A gay Klingon enlistee aboard the Defiant wears a skirt and Worf beats him up for it.
>>219265284Because he stole the tune, like the honorable Ferengi should. In this case, it was from "Little Brown Jug", from Glenn Miller and his orchastrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWl8ck8XSk
>>219260307Comfort woman
>>219264747>featuring some of the worst acting I've ever seen from Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
>>219259591I saw Shatner at Galaxy Con, he's pretty funny for a 94 year old guy
>>219263962>Worf's five year voyage to get away from Alexander
>>219266247AAAAAaaaAAAA!!! AAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAaaaaaa....
>>219260307Worker
>>219259591>>219266264He was funny playing himself in "Free Enterprise" (1999)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olAKNAnrR-c
>>219266322I've come to realize that this 'sode isn't that bad, and the real issue comes from how imbalanced the cast is in terms of acting, especially this early on. If Quark, Odo, or O'Brien were one of the people inside the game I could've seen it becoming a beloved eppy.
>>219266462>Allama-hmph, hmph to four. Allama-hmph, hmph three more. Allama-hmph, if you can hmph. Allama-hmph, you'll hmph with me.
Robert Picardo said in the Reed/Trip podcast that Starfleet Academy Season 3 would have had EMH meeting the EMH backup from Living Witness as a digitially deaged version of himself. But you fucks took that away from us by refusing to watch it.Hang your heads in shame.
>>219261812I'll have the root beer
>>219267389>they tell him he was wrong, voyager was a war ship and he violated the prime directive by redpilling them— then they delete the program
>>219267481I always like a happy customerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk
How come the general consensus about Nu Star Wars seems to be pretty consistent among fans about hating most of it but the Star Trek fanbase is split between trannies and oldfags still?
>>219267648Because
>>219267648sometimes something is just so shit that not even people who really want to disagree with you can do so and maintain any credibilityNuTrek is even worse than New Star wars and thats saying something
>>219264747>>219266322I saw The Passenger and Move Along Home (which air back-to-back) on H&I and JFC Siddig is fucking godawful in them. He improves later on but holy shit.
>>219267648Sorry Im >>219267843 tired and misread I think both Star Wars and Star Trek fans are equally unhappy with their latest offerings
>>219267946Trekkies got Picard Season 3 I guess, some liked that. Star Wars fans are spoiled in comparison with Andor and some other decent shows.
>>219267389>EMHThat was always a lame plot anyway. Fuck holograms they are not alive and the entire debate is just bullshit.
>>219260307Wrinkle noses
>>219268104whether you like it or not (I dont care about it at all) but stuff like the Mandalorian TV series broke into the mainstream and is still popular with normiesNothing Star Trek has come close except maybe the JJ films
>>219259539Zey-wah-tene-oh I am on a quest for spirits—I mean a spirit quest
>>219268376I'm not even talking the financials I'm just talking fan appreciation for the products. Star Trek fans have been getting fucked WAY harder than Star Wars fans
>>219268368I would say nose wrinkles.
I find this kind of data...intriguing.https://youtu.be/zX-5XTfvrPc?si=qJ6GNVDG8vom5Yf4https://youtu.be/QUpaqUn3GMQ?si=1fEb4QWHL3-OWZSbhttps://youtu.be/JeU5Wnb8Fn4?si=ipE68JeuKywwk2RSGarak's placement seems unbelievable but I guess he yaps a lot.
Is it just me, or was the writing on DS9 s5e2 "The Ship" unusually bad? The plot concept was good but the dialogue was just awful. Everybody was a gay retard.
TOS and the TOS movies are the best Trek and there I said it. TNG dorks are just hipsters.
>>219268807Based Worf, a man of few words.>Die.
>>219268899>TNG and TOS>Picking the newer series makes you a hipsterI don't think you even know what that word means
>>219265051What does that have to do with television shows, movies, actors, actresses, or filmmaking, which is what we are actually discussing here?
>>219269079TOS fags have to be quiet because TNG fags are so annoying
>>219269213Any person who isn't a TNGfag is a subhuman, simple as.
>>219270078yeah liking TNG is the default
I was avoiding nu-trek all these years but started strange new worlds on sunday. On episode 7 now and the critics were right. The writing in this show is so shockingly bad I actually cringe from it. What the fuck... This is not star trek.
>>219270939I have a female friend who unironically used to work in DEI for a major corporation and she loves Tru Trek and hated Strange New Worlds. So basically even the target audience thinks it sucks.
>>219270535TNG is the gay version of TOS.Change my mind.Protip: You can't.
>>219271735Straight men like having hot women on the bridge.
>>219271152Love the reaction pic. The divershitty is strong but my real problem is with the dialogue, plot holes and general stupidity. And not even funny stupid, like a ferengi episode, rather "who the fuck wrote this shit?" level stupid. It all comes up so frequently in each episode it kills my immersion.It's like, motherfucker, it's 2259. Stop talking like you're all retarded zoomers from 2016 america.Stop showing me spock having sex. I don't care if he hasn't done the kolinahr.You're professionals on the federation's flagship, stop acting like children.You're supposed to be extremely educated, what's this "don't you ever talk in plain english" crap?Etc, ad infinitum.I hear they even made a K-pop episode? What in god's name did I step into...
>>219272208No Star Trek series after ENT is canon.
>>219272208>And not even funny stupid, like a ferengi episodeFerengi episodes are pure sovl.
>>219272075Real men keep women as subordinates, because they are well aware of the disasters that occur when women are put in charge of anything.
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS
TOS haters and TNG fanboys ruined the franchise and you know it.
>>219271735Clinton was the gay version of JFK
>>219261812slug o cola for me, barkeep
quark trooned out
>>219267648I'm an undercover chud among woke fans. You can find areas even among the trannies that will admit that NuTrek is terrible, but they will shut up about it to own The Chuds. A lot of them are also holding onto hope that Kurtzman will be gone soon and things will get better.
