>here's that 18 year old incoming college freshman i was telling you about
Bong genes really starting to show now. They're like sleeper agents.
>>219261655He looks like a horse jockey that does meth
>>219261655Hey Pete, can I borrow a quarter? I’m a little short on milk money today.
>>219261655>here's that funny thread I was telling you about
I have Tom Holland fatigue
>>219261655My friend Jeff would walk into a liquor store and buy beer without getting carded when he was 15.
Tom Holland always looked sickly and old beyond his years. Tapeworms or drugs would be my guess.
>>219261655He has a classic anglo face. He never really was a twink, just small. He'll look interesting when he's old. Maybe not attractive, but interesting.
zoomers simply have more testmillennials got fed goyslop with tons of preservatives
>>219267980He looks fine for his age. But he's a 29 year old playing a guy graduating from high school.
>>219261655wasnt he an alcoholic?
>>219272086He says he was. But that might just be fake lore because he owns a non-alcoholic beer company.
I'm 35 back to college as a freshman and I'm already balls deep inside a prime 19 pussy.The competition is nonexistent with male zoomzooms
>>219261655Looks younger than Tobey did in his first spider-man movie. Goddamn, Tobey was so ugly and pudgy in that.
>>219273699>tobey looks older because...he has babyfatyou're one of the retards that fell for buccal removal meme
>>219273916He looked way too old in the first one. Stay delusional.
>>219261655I feel bad for him. He toom every role he was offered in order to make sure he had a career beyond Spider-Man but all those movies were shit and now he doesn't even want to be Spider-Man anymore
>>219274685I actually liked uncharted
Garfield was the only one I bought being young
>>219261655that's how zoomers look
>>219261655well it's either him or that brazllian guy but he might look a little too young for the role
>>219268218He finished high school in No Way Home which was a little over four years ago. I don't know if that's gonna be the same amount of time that passed in-universe, but MCU movies are usually set in the year in which they come out, aside from the period pieces like Captain America and Captain Marvel. The timeskip in Endgame actually threw the MCU's timeframe ahead of real life, but then everything slowed down during Covid so I figured it synced up again.That's all to say that if the passage of time in the movie is the same as in real life, Peter should be like 23 or so. Back in Homecoming Holland was 20 playing a 15 year old, so it's about the same.
>>219261655Hes got those beady jew eyes of a beta cuck.
>>219274736So did I, but apparently the sequel isn't happening anymore
i want to fuck him in the ass so bad bros...
