>>219263421
> chris pratt
Ah dat fucken Christian wanker is in it? I ain’t watchin den.

>>219263421
Kids are growing up watching this shit and being taught it's normal and ok for men to be treated like this

When the star children we're all like
>Plumbers!
>Talk about the plumbers!
>Get to the Donkey Kong part!
That. That is how they see you. As if Rosalina or the women have some grand story to tell and all the little boys want is Mario, Luigi and the part where they fight because that's where the first part of action in the entire film actually occurs. Mario and Luigi print monkey. But they wanna show off the girls and blah blah blah. Another Mario movie I don't pay money to see but will probably get high and watch

>>219263421
>>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi
Mario and Luigi were the ones actually fighting Bowser and Jr.

>charlie day being interviewed
>who's your favorite luigi?
>well, me, first of all. luigi mangione, number two.

holy fucking based

>>219263421
And it's projected to make $350 million by the end of the weekend. Literally no one cares what you have to say lol

>>219263421
>>starfox appears, for some fucking reason
Because they're hinting at a Star Fox movie.

The bad news is Illumination is going to do it.

>>219263421
>playing anything past Mario 64
you deserve whatever slop they're giving you

>>219264588
You will never have children

>>219266830
64 is the worst 3D Mario game

>>219266904
...and that's what makes it the best

>>219265348
Can't wait for it to come out before a fox in space episode 3

>>219263421
>yoshi has boots

my child brain at the time completely ignored that fact

Nobody outside murica cares or even knows who Star Fox is

>>219267410
Yeah they where to busy playing lylat wars and starwing instead.

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>>219263421
>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting
Oh no no no the girl character can't be capable or competent
>mario is a cuck simp for peach
I've also never met a guy that was like that around a woman ever ;)
>chris pratt
Agreed
>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi
They defeat bowser and bowser jr
>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too
Idk if this is bad or not idk mario shit I'm not gay or retarded
>starfox appears, for some fucking reason
They did the barrel roll joke twice! Twice, anon!
>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering
Agreed
>rosalina has literally no screen time
Ok?

>>219267557
how’s the movie is it worth seeing

>>219263421
>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi
The literally defeat both Bowser and Bowser Jr you lying nigger faggot

Daisybros we’re back. Luigi is getting raped by her

>>219263421
Isnt this one of those movies explicitly made for you NOT TO THINK about it? Its a consumable, you go, watch, and forget about it next day. I dont know why people put so much energy in reviewing this, it isnt even supposed to be reviewed.

Mario was always a simp

>>219267766
Yes. This is probably the worst movie of the year to seriously judge as a piece of art

>>219263421
>Star Fox for some reason
They should just make a Smash Bros Movie already

>>219268016
How would they make a movie about playing Nintendo 64 with your bro so much you start sucking and fucking at 4am for like 3 weeks during that one summer no one talks about?

Total nintentroon death

So funny to watch fags and kike critics seethe about this movie. It's going to print money and make a lot of people happy.

>>219267613
It's fun, worth seeing in theaters

>>219268458
kek movie is actually anti woketroons and that's why they are mad review bombing it and shitposting all day about it

>>219263421
it's a movie for 8 year olds, big dog

>>219263421
>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting
this is going to be amy next movie isnt it

>>219270818
I can't think of a single thing that would make it one or the other

>>219270886
This, nerds can’t handle the truth

>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting
Incorrect. You don't know what girlboss means, Peach is a badass but she's not a cunt.
>mario is a cuck simp for peach
Simp, yes. Cuck, no. Just you projecting your weird fetish.
>chris pratt
Based, he's awesome.
>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi
Incorrect. Mario and Luigi take down Bowser and Jr.
>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too
This is just a statement of fact, not a criticism.
>starfox appears, for some fucking reason
Because Olimar's ship is too small.
>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering
The pacing was actually better than the first, still too quick though.
>rosalina has literally no screen time
Valid criticism.

Overall I give your review a 2/10, apply yourself.

>>219270886
noo it shall appeal my based and redpilled conservatroon feelings!!

>>219264802
>reddit heckin wholesome murderer

>>219270886
>>219272745
>>219273135
>its a kids movie, who cares if its meaningless brainrot designed for 1 second attention spans

>>219264778
>>219264851
>>219267574
>>219267697
>>219272857
You really triggered the Nintentroons, OP.

>>219267574
>>219267766
>>219268458
>>219270818
>>219269317
Bait or you wanna be contrarian so bad that you tricked yourself into thinking the movie is in any way redeemable

>>219263421
This entire post is bullshit lmao. Why do people keep making up narratives for the film that aren't true? Are you really that upset at this movie?

Does this movie pass the bechdal test.

I hope the nintendo cinematic universe and eventual smash bros movie destroys the superhero and star wars menace for good!

>>219264588
It’s how the Jews are combating the manosphere

>>219263421
>110 Million budget
>only 35 million at the box office so far
Flop incoming?

>>219263421
>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting
Peach just does what she does in smb2
>mario is a cuck simp for peach
Having a crush on a princess is now considered being a cuck apparently
>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi
Mario literally saves the day with his final power up after beating bowser jrs world 8 level, cutting bowser on the bridge into the lava, and luigi and yoshi are beat down. Which side character are you trying to imply?
>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too
Cool, more lore.
>starfox appears, for some fucking reason
So if you spend 5 seconds watching the movie it's stated his warp drive blew up in a battle and it sent him to this universe where he hasn't met anyone who can repair it.
>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering
Not really, it's a pretty normal pace for a short movie
>rosalina has literally no screen time
she has more screen time then donkey kong had, also who cares it's rosalina. First it's peach is a girlboss too much screen time now it's not enough girlboss screentime for the girl?

I stopped paying attention to Mario after Galaxy 2. Didn't it get worse and more baby like, just like pokemon?

>>219274155
It made $35 on a tuesday. It'll make it's whole budget this weekend.

>>219274219
No, Odyssey and Wonder are actually fantastic games. Odyssey is probably my favorite 3D mario possibly even.

>>219274155
Nigga it came out yesterday

I'm so happy there wasn't Seth Rogen DK, he was awful. Chris Pratt still sucks.

>>219274326
He's in it for a second

>>219263421
>>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting
She spends like 30 seconds of screen time with mario and it is flirting, how is that even a girlboss? She then leaves him a note: "ive gone to do stuff, see ya". Toad spends more time with her, but he is her retainer and she is his literal boss.
She doesnt boss around star fox or talk down to any male characters except her bickering with Wart (a villain who was mocking her first).

>mario is a cuck simp for peach
he arranges alone time with her and wants to develop the relationship but is nervous is all. He gives her the gift, jokes and flirt with her, and has the mock tempertantrum with her to cheer her up. She goes for a hug and he goes for handshake, but in the end she kisses him.
I dont think "cuck" means what you think it means.

>>219265348
>Because they're hinting at a Star Fox movie.
We will get krystal in a movie but they will struggle to de-lewd her.

>>219274219
wonder is the best mario game in the past 30 years.

>>219274898
Imagine if they don't try to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqpTOwhvh8U

I heard this film appeals to retards that are easily amused by jiggling keys, and that mature and completely rational adults would kill themselves if they're seen watching it. Is that true?

>>219276356
No

>>219264588
they are doing that on purpose, and for "some reason" they get really mad when you point it out
>>219266862
like this shill