>comes to your hometown>rates the local pizza joint a 3>leaveswhat would you do in this situation?
>>219263538the only pizza place nearby is a dominos and by some miracle it manages to be even shittier than your regular dominos so a 3 would be a gift
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>>219263635have you tried the cheesy bread?
>>219263538No matter what venture the Jews go into, they can never actually do it themselves. They’re all owners, journalists, “critics”, broadcasters, commentators.They never create.
>>219263538Free advertising
Joke's on him, every pizza place in my town is a franchise
>>219263538*throws a coin infront of you*
>>219263739id chop my hand off before going there again. its also 100% staffed by indians
>>219263635I think he gave Domino's like a 5 and that was from one of their trucks and not one of the chains. I think that was his most fair score. Domino's is an easy 7
It's Dave Gaypornoy!!!
>>219263841if dominos is a 7 i would hate to see what he rates a 6
>>219263759Explain Stanley Kubrick
his rating scale has always been retarded. hilarious that so many places in NYC have high 8s when they'd probably barely crack a 7 for him now. New Haven ruined his brain
he doesn't rate anything lower than 6.7 since covid
>>219263538Throw him in the well
>>219264166>jews don’t want to pay copyright licensing fees for using cameras so they steal the technology and run off to create Hollywood Lmao. Without an amelek man inventing cameras they would have never had a movie buisness
>>219263538I'd tell him to leave as he enters. He's simply not welcome.
>Watching Dave Shortgoy
>>219264544That would upset him and give you a 0/10.
>>219264086If it isn't thin and crispy then it's a 6 or below. He doesn't seem to even care about the sauce or cheese
>>219263538I would ask who the hell he is and why I would care?
>>219264544As a business owner you have only everything to lose by being an asshole to him. Hate him or whatever but his pull is big enough to ruin a business if he feels like he wasn't treated right.
>>219264981he's admitted in reviews before that if it's crispy enough you can get an 8.1. that's basically as high as he goes nowadays. coming from a guy who still doesn't know what pecorino is
>>219263759good morning sirs
>>219265059KIKE
>>219263538You'd be surprised how few people around you actually watch any e-celeb.
>>219263538Why is it illegal to question the holocaust?
>>219263759Pretty sure he got his start printing his own sports newspapers and delivering them himself. Whether that's true or exaggerated I don't know
>>219265321Because you live in a third world country.
>>219265417Yeah and Zuckerberg made Facebook in a dorm room and gates started off in his garage and Warren buffet lives in a 500k homeJust lol
>>219263538Yell "Go Blue!" and he'd immediately change the score to a 7.1.
>>219263538I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen and that's what nobody did.
>>219264488So your country can be free?
>>219263722Yes, this bumped one of those amazing threads where dozens of faggots talk about how much they want to blow Hunter.
>>219263538I would piss and shid and fart, mix it all together and mash it in your bones
>>219265059Are you jewish, by any chance?
>>219265321It isn't. Provide an example or fuck off back to the meat grinder zigger.
>>219265321Enjoy the ban
>>219263538>>219264388I watched a few of his videos and thought they were kind of amusing until I realized he wasn't doing a bit. That's just his real personality and he takes his pizza reviews very seriously. He's a gigantic tool and every on screen "talent" at Bartstool acts just like him. The only decent people in their orbit are actual sports guys like Gruden and he mostly just does his own shit under their label.
Didn't he try to get that goy prosecuted for calling him a jew and throwing change at him?
such a stupid channel. does he still pretend to rate the pizza off the first bite? what the fuck. how about eating 2 whole slices then rating it?is he stupid?
>>219266541He did Get him prosecuted
>>219266537yeah, he takes it so seriously but then the video is him just standing there chewing without having anything to say about the flavor. a "tang" at most but it's all about texture
>>219263538Kick his butt
>>219266541there was some guy who said something anti-semitic to him during a review recently and he almost considered lowering the score for the pizza place even though it was just a random guy on the street
>>219266537He’s literally fired people who at any point stand up to him or step on his toeshttps://youtu.be/d4hbwTg8PdI?si=rdNHSTp7sc7igPuE
I live in NYC and before this retard jew started doing reviews I never heard a single person whine about "flop". That's something he invented that everyone copied
it's embarrassing when people flip the fuck out when he shows up. i saw one where a woman was bawling before he even got his pizza
>>219266810New yorkers are the biggest npcs
>>219263538I would turn him into a lamp shade
>>219266699>>219266793Burnt?>checkBad cheese to sauce ratio?>checkPaper thin?>check>Yeah I'm thinking this is AT LEAST an 8.7The guy is such a fucking fag. It's just him rating every pizza in America against the idea of the imaginary childhood slices he's obsessed with. I'm not even saying he's wrong for having a preference. Food reviewers should be able to concede when something is excellent even if it isn't quite to their taste. I wouldn't hold him to that standard if it was just some joke side project and he was playing a character. He isn't. He takes these reviews and his persona very seriously. He would frequently brag about how his blessing lead to places having a line out the door. I actually hate this blowhard.
>>219267078Jews love having power over other people’s livelihood
>>219267078there are two instances that pissed me the fuck off. one where he gave a place a 7.9 or some shit and then heard the backstory of the guy and the history so he bumped it up to like 9.1.then another called Jack's Pizza where he thought it was a chain the whole time so he gave it a 7.9 and "that's the highest i can go for chains". then he found out it wasn't a chain at all
>>219263635my dominos is ran by jeets. I can't eat there.
>>219267575they usually are>>219263819
>>219263538>jew rates foodHow does this have more than 0 views again? If he was rating bagels with gefilte fish and sour cream i could understand
>>219267641he had a following before he did the reviews so they just carried over. why and when people started taking him seriously with his reviews i'm not sure. probably around doing John's of Bleeker even though it wasn't a huge secret that they were good
>>219267078I don't like pizza that feels like it's on a thin crunchy cracker. I like a moderately doughy pizza, not undercooked but not cooked to the point of full rigidity, with an ample amount of sauce and a lot of cheese.
Is a crispy pizza the smashburger of pizzas? >>219267728This guy gets it
>>219263538he never had pizza this good
>>219267762yeah, crispiness is like the hallmark of fucking high school cafeteria pizzas. not sure what the jew is on about
>>219267777Bugsimp hits the quads.
>>219266400Are you retarded? It's illegal in much of europe. That old German lady got sent to prison multiple times over questioning the figures. People have also been arrested in Canada over it.
>>219267777As someone who's lived in Korea for years, I can say (some) of their pizza is actually fantastic. However the effect is negated because the goddamn crazy gooks wont stop putting fucking corn in their pizzas
>>219266810don't you guys fold your pizza though? doesn't really matter if there's flop when you fold it
>>219267830Again zero proof. Antisemitism is stupidity.
>>219263722he's not an eceleb, he's an actual celebrity. family guy did a parody of his reviews, and he's constantly recognized everywhere he goes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhapZGtuUKg
>>219267978Shalom.
>>219267978>you're being stupid? go to jail now!
>>219266940What does that make the rest of the country? >>219267777Looks like that shitty dollar slice pizza crust with a bunch of goyfries on it
I'm going to review the crispiness and the flop of this kike once he's been cooking in an oven.
this guy is annoying too but it's funny how he basically goes to Dave's favorite places and shits on them. Ceres was the last huge score Dave gave out. Pretty sure they charge 70 dollars or some shit for a specialty pie
>>219268209~$30-40 is the maximum any business should charge for higher-end food. that more than covers labor and the pennies spent on ingredients
>>219268019>What does that make the rest of the country?better than new yorkers
>>219268286also, NEVER go to a place that has a gay ass millennial name and not some name like DeFaggio's. otherwise, it's built for private equity sloppa
You could pay me a million dollars per minute but I still wouldn't pay attention to some new york jews opinions on pizza
>>219268286here is their menu. i know it's new york and they really put in the time with the pizza but those prices are still ridiculous for one pie. especially when it's paper thin
https://x.com/ImperiumFirst/status/1988032338018922499?s=20
A society where this type of guy does well is not a society worth fighting for
>>219265708>Zuckerberg made FacebookDidn't he steal the code and idea from 2 other people? At least that's what the social network movie says.
>>219267728>>219267762I'm with you. I don't want a ton of excess dough to where I feel like I'm eating bread, but there should be some chew to a good pizza crust imo. (Unless we're talking non traditional stuff like Sicilian or Detroit style, which is good in its own way). I'm a cheese man. If I have a critique of a pizza it's usually that it doesn't have enough cheese. I'm no snob. I'll eat chain pizza all day. Just need know which ones you need to order extra cheese on. I'm lucky though, there's a really good mom and pop 5 minutes from my house. The way chain prices have ballooned it's maybe 10-20% more expensive on top of being way better and I get to support a local small business.
>>219263759Evil cannot create, it can.. ehh… you know the rest.
>>219267991>he's an actual celebrityHe's not.Kill yourself.
>>219268476That was my point they all make up these stories of these “aw chucks everyman type” when it’s all fabricated bullshit. Zuckerberg knew Peter Thiel before Facebook
>>219265059You have everything to win. EVERYTHING to not serve a jew.Do not serve jews.
>Marcos>Dominoes>Little Caesars on a good day >Digiornos===Power Gap==>Papa Johns>Little Caesars on a bad day===Ultra power gap===>Pizza Hut
>>219269013Dr oetker?
It's just dough, cheese and tomato sauce. There isn't some secret black magic ritual going on in the kitchen that makes it taste significantly better from one place to the next. Grow up.
>>219269701dave portnoy might be a fag but that doesnt mean you get to spew whatever horseshit you can think of. sit down
>>219263759That's just retarded. There's plenty of Jewish writers, directors, cinematographers, politicians, leaders, etcFucking shitty attempt at some "mic drop" post.
>>219269013What the fuck happened to Papa Johns? I remember that being my favorite fast food pizza chain around 2010 and now they're bottom of the barrel. Also,>Little Caesar's in the late 90's when they were still in some K-marts was at one time top tier.
>>219269880I don't fucking know, I tried their newish pan pizza and it was so ass compared to the one at dominos. Little C's is still pretty good if you get the Detroit style well done but the crust tastes cheap regardless. Supposedly the decline at Papa Johns has something to do with them firing the CEO. So it isn't even really "Papa John's" any more.
>>219269880i like the little pepper they put on the side.
>>219269013pizza hut deep dish blows everything from dominoes out of the water except the handmade pan they sellyou are retarded
>>219270652are you talking about the original pan crust? because they got rid of the dinner box pizzas and those tasted like ass anyways. I honestly have not had pizza hat in ages so I'm willing to get it just to prove you wrong, but I'll probably throw it out because the cheese tastes like spoiled milk.
>>219269880They got rid of Papa John for saying not to say the word nigger, and then ruined the company
>>219270652Maybe it's a regional thing but I'd pay for a pizza from little skeezers or a frozen totinos pizza before I took anything from pizza hut for free. Pizzahuts suck fucking ass out here and I don't understand who's buying that shit keeping them alive.
>>219263759>>They never create.This gave me chills sir
>>219270858yeah i meant the pan pizza
