>the five most watched shows and /tv/ only talks about one of themIs this board out of touch? There are threads about The Sopranos which ended 20 years ago.
>Beauty in Black
Never heard of any of these other than the one that twitter trannies come here to spam.
>>219281265Synopsis of each show except The Pitt?
>>219281265I've never heard of those except for Pitt
>>219281265>the five most watched showsYou mean the most non-pirated shows watched by idiots that don't know how to stream things for free
>>219281265They're shows for women like all modern tv showsLiterally not a single modern tv show is made for men
>You mean the most non-pirated shows watched by idiots that don't know how to stream things for free
Why is the promotional branding for Paradise some black guys face with wolverine eyebrows. Who the fuck watches that. These numbers are definitely coming from iPhone viewer spoofer shops. Billions watching yet I've never met one. Curious.
>>219281571I tried pirating once and my computer got pozzed to hell and my mom yelled at me because we had to wipe the computer clean. Years later I built up the courage to do it again and we got a letter from our ISP.
>>219281265Is this proof that pandering to black people works and all those DEI race swaps are actually a good idea?Do they really watch anything as long as there's lots of black people on screen?
>>219281382That'll definitely help you get employed timmycel
>>219281265I have never heard anyone mention any of these even once on my uni campus
>>219281706Then you're one of those idiots, congratulations retard
>>219281265Haven't heard of any of them, for some reason I lost touch immediately after turning 30
>>219281726It's proof that the average consoomer is an unthinking golem who will watch whatever is put in front of them and that "voting with your dollars" was a libertarian lie.
>>219281634I don't know where you got this picture of me, anon - but at least you have me saying true things.
>>219281743I don't deny it. My IQ was tested and was 87. I don't try to be smart or anything. I usually find people I can trust and rely on them to do the thinking for me.
>>219281265>Beauty in Black>1.4 Billion*>(Estimated minutes watched) According to Wikipedia:>32 episodes>42-58 minutes long (50 minutes average)>So: (1,400,000,000/50)/32>875,000 viewers worldwide>"Estimated" using company numbers that will NOT be shared... And include autoplaying.Grim.
>>219281265Companies figured out women were easier to fool into being their cattle who pay for garbage.
if stranger things and wednesday taught us anything it's taught cat ladies watch a lot of tv
>>219281928>I usually find people I can trust and rely on them to do the thinking for me.GET OFF 4CHAN
>>219281265Yeah, “most watched”
>>219281265I've never even heard of any of that boomer shit lmao
>>219281726>Companies can only measure the people who:>Are too stupid to circumvent their systems>Want to watch endless, mindless slop>Are willing to overpay for that privilege...And they're only detecting sheboons?How odd and surprising and odd.
The only show I watch is Landman. I don't care about anything else.
>>219281265
>>219282013>875,000 viewers worldwideWoah, that's like half the number of viewers RLM's Voyager retrospective still have by this time next week! Millions well spent, giant networks!
>>219281743There's not really anything you can do about getting letters from your ISP outside of vpns and other shit and at a certain point you have to consider if all that effort is really worth watching broadcast tv slop or the newest marvel/capeshit that can be just as effectively enjoyed by reading a Wikipedia plot summary.
>>219281726>Do they really watch anything as long as there's lots of black people on screen?>hourly meltdowns about race swapped characters on teevee and raging about how they refuse to watchA lot of similarities, really. Best proof that 4chan is just a bunch of sub-100 IQ brownoids accusing each other of being jewish or indian
>>219281265Never seen any of them. Look like trash made for Americans exclusively.
>>219281382Likewise. I might get it again for JJBA Steel Ball Run, but I might also wait until the deal with Paramount goes through and Jojo's goes over to Paramount+. The idea of giving Netflix money is horrible to me.
>>219281265>watching modern TV slopNope.
>>219282514>Accuses himself of being a "sub-100 IQ brownoid"...What did the sub-100 IQ brownoid retard mean by this?
>>219281265I haven't heard of a single one of these shows. They must all be roastiecore.
>>219281265>popular>4chanYou can only choose one.
>>219281588Guess which demographic is least likely to pirate shit
>>219281678He's the main character.
>>219281265Streaming viewership numbers are all made up. Where are they claiming to get this information from?
>>219281928Stay. You're in good company, and a good friend.
>"estimated minutes watched">estimated>minutes watchedLMAO
>>219281726>literally force niggers into everything, there is no non-pozzed show >most popular shows have niggers in them, like every other show>THIS PROOF DA PUBLIC WANTS DIVERSITY you guys may be ugly freaks but at least you’re also dumb as hell
its just womanslop
>>219281743We don't really want retards pirating though. Too many will just fuck it up for the rest of us. Too many retards on the internet is what got us to where we're at.
>>219281265>via VarietyYeah no. I'll wait for Nielson
>>219284115Too many are probably pirating already, that's why only absolute retard slop is being made, they're the paying customers.
>>219282013It says Beauty In Black season 2, which has 16 episodes. So multiply your end number by 2 that becomes 1750000 viewers. But here’s the thing, March 19 is when the second half of the 2nd season released, so it’s actually only 8 episodes. Meaning we multiply by 2 again.So that’s roughly 3500000 viewers over the course of a week. >>219281265Too much of the internet is definitely reactionary. See adult losers complaining about the new Mario movie when anyone with a brain knows it’s gonna break records cuz every kid wants to see it 3x
Posters and rage baiters on this board are so boring now. Who gives a shit about the biggest box office or what show the majority of people are watching? Such low effort bait works so well now.
>>219281504Paradise is nice, not great but kinda nice, a solid 7,5.
>>219281265My mom likes virgin river. Didnt know it was that popular
>>219281265Never heard of any of these shows, except the pitt, and that was because some anon was spamming about some "autistic" character.
>>219285143>It says Beauty In Black season 2, which has 16 episodes. So multiply your end number by 2 that becomes 1750000 viewers. But here’s the thing, March 19 is when the second half of the 2nd season released, so it’s actually only 8 episodes. Meaning we multiply by 2 again.Ah, but it didn't make this list during the earlier releases of episodes - meaning that people were waiting to watch the whole season at once (as people typically do these days) - just like season 1 was largely ignored until it was renewed. ...So we're back to less than a million views. Sad.
>>219281265Those are shows people put on while they look at their phones. They're not shows people actually watched except maybe The Pitt.
>>219281265I see the black but where's the beauty?
>>219285143>Um ACKTUALLY, it got ratings roughly equivalent to the lowest rated episode of 'Joanie love Chachi'... SO THERE! Netflix needs better bots.
I thoguth I was the only one who watched Paradise and was sure it would be canceled after season 1. Mystery box bullshit by the way. LOST for today's zoomers and moms.