I'm thinking about giving Christianity a shot, so I want to know what's it all about.
>>219283524>Obama is literally the devilwow very subtle
I’d start with this. You might relate to the main character, an ex-con who just wanders into a church and says he’s the new priest and gets hired
>>219283524You guys can watch videos of Jesus here:https://www.jw.org/finder?srcid=share&docid=1011214&wtlocale=E&category=DramasGoodNewshttps://www.jw.org/finder?srcid=share&wtlocale=E&lank=pub-lrc_1_VIDEOhttps://www.jw.org/finder?srcid=share&wtlocale=E&lank=pub-lrc_2_VIDEO
>>219283524Watch Zeffirelli's Jesus of Nazareth miniseries.
>>219283524The Jesus Rolls
Life of Brian
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>>219283610Looks good. I was always a fan of Gilbert Gottfried. Let's hope it's as good as Problem Child.
>>219283524>I'm thinking about giving Christianity a shot, so I want to know what's it all about.Then read the Bible wtf
>>219283524Pasolini's The Gospel According to St Matthew. It' follows the gospel almost literally
>>219283524>What's the best Jesus movie?Ben Hur.https://youtu.be/cDoyywKt1_0
>>219284646Why read a book when I can watch a 2 hour movie?
>>219284646Reading the bible make you reject Christianity. It's supposed to be about loving and helping people but Christians spend all their time hating others and raping children
>>219283524you'll understand what it's all about when you read the gospel of matthew, which is only a few pages long. That's the most concise and idiomatic version of the Jesus story, with innumerable connections to modern culture you'll recognize.
>ben hur>last temptation >silence>passionSilence isn't really a Jesus movie but seems appropriate. Last Temptation is supposedly heresy but I don't think so.
>>219284587I don’t get it
>>219285390You must be Polish then.
You could just read the four gospels in an afternoon and get an idea of what it's about
>>219285560I didn't know i had to spell it, but I don't really give a shit about Christianity. I was just thinking about what Jesus movie is the best.For me, it's The Last Temptation. It improves all the weak points in the original version.
>>219285844start with not saying the complete opposite in OP. The best Jesus movie is probably Intolerance (1916) it doesn't have many scenes with Jesus but it's a great movie.
>>219283524The 1979 movie which has been translated into more than 1400 languages
>>219283524The only reason to become a Christian is to con people for money and women. If you're looking for peace of mind, learn cosmology. It's based on observable proofs rather than absurd storytelling. Christians think that anecdotes are reality. Read the source material (the bible) and you'll quickly realize this.Watch Wonders of the Solar System and Wonders of the Universe to get your feet wet and then move on to AstronomyCast and just pick out episode topics that interest you.
>>219284646The bible is pretty much outdated at this point and not recommended. The Church's teachings are expressed much more clearly in its newer materials, like the Catechism of the Catholic Church, and Bishop Barron's youtube channel.
>>219283524They think Jesus is white (a middle-eastern man) and satan is Obama. If you're that ignorant you'll fit right in with them.
>>219283524>Mary knows she will be stoned to death for cheating on her husband so she says Jesus was immaculately conceived>Like any religious kid, Jesus is an uneducated piece of shit and does nothing of note until age 30 when he realizes his mothers lie is a free meal ticket>The lie gets grander and grander as it passes from storyteller to storyteller>Mel Gibson and Kevin Sorbo shit themselves from excitementSaved you some time
>>219283524the chronicles of narnia
>>219283588I thought the ugly baby was Satan?
>>219284130>>219286629These are good. In Narnia Aslan = Jesus
>>219284712Ameritard version of Christianity is the worst. An entire nation of malicious imbeciles.
>>219286520If Obama isn't Satan then why did the whole world went to shit during his presidency?
>>219286579People who make furniture are one of the most useful people in the world
>>219286859Because Christians burned the world down because they couldn't accept a black man as their president. Talk about fragile snowflakes.
>>219286309>>219286859You called it with the anecdotes. KEK
>>219286890>the son of God does nothing from birth to age 30 and is only in the bible for one anecdote at age 12ignorance is bliss, Christcuck
>read nt >realize jesus was just a jewish guy doing jewish things >paul co-opted it and turned it into goyslop
>>219286309he's right you know... i never thought about it that way (grew up in Christian family). every time you prove them wrong with empirical evidence they tell you some parable or story that sounds like fan fiction and is supposed to prove you wrong????? how?!
