The Fury Road of horror, Baby Zach wins again.
>>219284013He sacrificed his friend.
>>219284013Are they race-swapping any characters like they did with Wesker in that Netflix thing?
He made the Trade
>>219284013wow, Zach
zachno one is come for baby zachno attention is shown to baby zach#baby zach...
>>219284013If the dictionary had images, this fags picture would be under pedophile.
>>219284013>Described as 'Fury Road' for HorrorBy who? The film's publicist?
>>219284013>'Fury Road' for HorrorWhat does that mean? Like it's one long chase scene?
>>219284013>Fury Road for horrorGrim.
>>219284013This wasn’t worth taking Trevor away from us, Zach.
>>219284013Unlikely. Fury Road's greatest strength was its visual design.
I don't get the Cregger hype. It's very strange.
>>219284301his best friend was an /ourguy/
>>219284301White people were jealous of Jordan Peele's success so they had to prop up their own version of him.
>>219284301He made two pretty good horror movies which in modern day is like making Citizen Kane.
>>219284037He's not adapting any of the games. It's a horror film with the name Resident Evil slapped over the top.
>>219284350Slap deez nuts
>another resident evil reboothow hard is this franchise to adapt? holy shit.the story is already written just have the ego to adapt it faithfully instead of rewriting whatever the fuck you think you could make better
Help me out here, guys. I tried watching Weapons, but had to call it quits after about 20 minutes. It was too boring. Admittedly, I already roughly knew the story, so maybe that's why the uneventful, cliché characterization slop at the beginning didn't manage to keep my attention. Am I the asshole here?
>>219284013>Described as 'Fury Road' for HorrorSo a box office bomb then?
>>219284013>'Fury Road' for HorrorSo it's a bait and switch for the female lead?
>>219284013>resident evil still huge among the gaming community>games sell like hot cakes and universally praised>hey let's make a live action resident evil and purposely go against the fanswhy lmao
>>219284460has there ever been a video game movie that didn't do this? Hollywood people just do not respect video games as a medium and think all the fans are fucking retards
>>219284337Peele isn't worth mentioning. Not even a footnote.>>219284344>which in modern day is like making Citizen KaneDelusional.
>Constantin turned Jill into a negress and Leon into a pajeet>Netflix made Wesker toasty after he took a dip in some lavaWho's getting Talmudified next?
>>219284425Fury Road made a lot of money. Furiosa was the one that bombed.
>>219284350>have script your wrote up in starbucks>link up with big studio who bought famous IP with an existing fanbase>change some of the names in your script to "fit" the IP>CGI in a random creature from the thing>"ok everyone, time for THING! its for the fans!"all too common these days. they just did this with resident evil on netflix
>>219284533yet Furiosa was better
>>219284564Based.
>>219284510It was hyperbole and a joke, autismo. I'm saying that a director who makes two good films is a rarity these days.
>>219284533They both bombed.
>>219284013Literally any time a movie is described as being>[popular movie], but [x]It's bad. There has never been an exception to this rule. Any time you hear>This generation's [movie]!Or>It's [movie] meets [movie]!Or anything along those lines, it's a massive turd of a movie. Good movies don't advertise by mentioning other good movies.
>>219284533>Fury Road made a lot of money.Its box office was actually considered underwhelming relative to its budget and reception. It found profitability with the blu ray and dvd market, a market which no longer exists. At least not in a capacity to generate any significant revenue anyway.
>>219284350Can't be worse than when RE7 and 8 did the same thing. Superpowered mold men and dumbass werewolf and vampire shit isn't scary.
>>219284595>I'm saying that a director who makes two good films is a rarity these daysNo. And did anyone actually give a shit about Barbarian? I've heard Disney was reluctant to give it as much as a Blu-ray release for the longest time.
>>219284301Barbarians was great but weapons was average at best
>>219284564The middle part where she was working for Immortan Joe was good. The start and the end were boring.
>>219284564No way but you're entitled to your opinion even if it's wrong.
>>219284739I just can't make sense of the Cregger profile right now. I get the WKUK background, and Weapons had some more inspired visuals like the goofy Naruto run and the transgender(?) witch, and I guess Cregger is this Anglo chungus with a bit of chuddiness to him, but overall I don't see enough of a sell there.
>>219284070It's funny because he used to look like a generic theater kid, but once WKUK ended he turned into "If Reddit was a person."
>>219284013i want to fugg zach cregger please let me fugg zach cregger please
>>219284301people say that new good movies are coming out constantly, but for real truly good movies are rare and consistant director is even rarer
>>219284846God it's like you know 500 words tops, and you can't even imagine there's a whole world outside of those 500 words you use to comprehend things in front of your monkey eyes.>chungus tranny chud anime ooga booga
>>219284946>Cregger >truly good>consistentEh. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. My stance has always been that enough good things are coming out. Whether the majority of releases is bad doesn't really matter if you're able to pick out the good ones. >>219284952I'm sorry to say this, but the IQ disparity between us makes further interaction pointless.
>>219285183eh? EH?!?
>>219284460>go against the fansfans already have multiple movies available, they just need to get a grip and let the man cook
>I'm at point K12>Need info on my extractionThere's your 90 minute Fury Road movie.
>>219285382Sensible project for *checks notes* Gareth Evans.
>>219284013OG inspo behind Resident Evil game - from the team of Tampopo and Cure-director/writer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlh7JfAtvY
>>219285623>Tampopotampons for toddlers?
>>219285260Two movies. One of them with little cultural staying power, and the other one aggressively astroturfed for some reason, making it harder to tell how it would have performed "normally." There were some teachers doing a Weapons-inspired Halloween prank or something, beyond which there's little evidence of cultural staying power. Cregger hype doesn't make sense. There are strings being pulled.
>>219285721eh!
>>219284530The great thing is Cregger's movie features zero elements from the games, so you won't have to worry about it
>>219284564Holy based it's at least on par, sad it failed and we won't see the next they had planned
>>219285765Are you the "consistant director" guy or the one pissy about my IQ remark?
>>219284013so it's shit, like Fury Road?
>>219284037It's a story taking place in raccoon city during the initial outbreak aka the only good thing about resident evil
>Follows a hapless courier tasked with delivering a package to a remote hospital. He soon finds himself caught in the middle of an outbreak and must fight through hordes of mutated creatures to survive.>I'm at the location>Need code for my package delivery
>>219285183>but the IQ disparity between us makes further interaction pointless.IQ is a bullshit (unreliable) stat that can be improved by simply taking the test multiple times, which completely soils it a metric of anything other than how many tests you took. Your belief in its relevance confirms you're the uneducated NPC monkey I accused you of being.For the record I'm not any of the guys shitting on Cregger or his films. I'm cautiously optimistic about this.
>>219284301autists have a parasocial friendship with him because he was on a meme webseries 20 years ago. many such cases
>>219284037Most likely yes. They live to replace. Their small brains compel them to believe that everything MUST have diversity, and diversity can only be achieved through White replacement.
>>219285852eh?
>>219284460Its far easier to get your shitty script accepted when you slap an existing IPs name onto it. Same thing with that hot garbage that was alien earth
>>219285953That doesn't explain how he gets these ridiculous paydays and constant glazing from the press.
test screenings are saying it's like a walter hill movie
>>219285914He's doing death stranding instead of resident evil?
>>219286094don't be ridiculous
>>219286094It's 90mins long. Death Stranding would be 6hrs for a part 1 of 7.
>>219286063Yeah, but they gave him carte blanche and a $20M fee. So that's clearly not the case here.
>>219284635It was a financial success and a critical darling. Just admit you fucked up your dunk.
>>219286094Michael Sarnoski is.
>>219286212Even it's wiki says it lost money. Give it up.
>>219284329I’m more of a Timmy guy, myself.
>>219284564Contrarianism is getting out of control on this board between posts like this and entire threads about how Zach Snyder is some kind of visionary genius, good gravy.
>>219284460what should the movie be? some retard named Brandon Jaegermeister running around solving puzzles, iframing and mixing herbs he found in pots?
>>219287364Resident evil 4 is right there if they want to adapt something with more action
>>219284417The last act of the movie gets pretty crazy, so you probably should have stuck with it.
>>219284155we got two slightly above average horrors in return. not a great deal so far.
>>219284013>Fury Road for horrorWhat does that even mean?
>>219287862It MEANS it's a blistering 90min rollercoaster ride of thrills, spills AND kills. It's a whole new paradigm.
