Are we ever getting a Seinfeld reboot?
nofor jerry it would be too much work, making some stupid movie about cereal or bees only takes 6 months and he's done, he obviously doesn't care about the moneyeveryone else would probably do it besides larry david, who despite clearly being upset at people's perception of the seinfeld finale had absolutely no qualms about turning cye in to unwatchable trash in the last few seasons
>>219287641are they still childless?
>>219287641nobody likes jerry anymore, michael got cancelled, julia hit the wall, and everything about it would feel dated in the most cringe way imaginable. it ended where it needed to.
>>219287641We already did. Larry David is just sitting on 90% of it that he didn’t include in the Curb episode
>>219288018>it ended where it needed to2 seasons too late?
>>219288463probably, but theyre still fun to watch and guaranteed better than anything a theoretical reboot would shit out
>>219287641>*Kramer comes through the door*>Kramer! How’d your first set at the comedy club go?>I’m screwed Jerry, screwed!!!>Why what happened?>*Phone rings*>Hold on, I gotta take this, I’m expecting a call from that girl at the new coffee shop down the street>Hello!>….He said what!?!??
>>219288018>michael got cancelledHe self destructed>julia hit the wallI'd still hit it
>>219288734What exactly did he say that was wrong?
>>219287641Why do "those types" always wear glasses?
>>219288918>those typesYou mean old people? They're old.
We already got one on Curb.
jery get ipadkramer uber driver elaine onlyfansgeorge date tranny
>>219287641Idris Elba as Jerry.Debra Wilson as Elaine.Dev Patel as George.Kevin Hart as Kramer.Leslie Jones as Dana Puddy.
Kramer, don't say it again!
>>219287641Unless it's a mini-series, the budget of this would be fucking enormous
>>219287641Does the mainstream public have the hunger for even more jew shit? I think it has reached its peak.
They've all gone on record saying that they don't want to do a reboot and the Seinfeld reboot arc on Curb was the closest anyone was gonna get
>>219288463it was the fashion at the time
>>219290206Your perception of the mainstream public is brown shitposters on /pol/?
>>219290611No my perception is reading what kike monsters say and they say that people are noticing them now more than ever.
>>219287641They already did this on Curb.
>>219290665Seinfeld the show is spiritually Aryan
>>219288463>2 seasons too late?Season 9 includes:>the butter shave>the voice>the serenity now>the merv griffin show (with the sidler)>the strike (with festivus)>the strongbox (with the woman who won't break up with george)>the froggerThe rest is good, but those are high points of the series, let alone just season 9. This isn't counting season 8 which has the muffin tops, George's answering machine message, and Elaine dancing.
>>219287641Probably the most dated comedy series, no reason to
>>219291759The show got way too cartoony and felt like Full House rather than a down to earth show about 4 friends which is what made Seinfeld so distinct and kino. Larry David was the heart and soul of it not Jerry
>>219291831Nothing was down to earth about Seinfeld. It was all about stupid social shit that we do or imagine doing.Also, I was pretending to be there on the ground floor and hating things after they got popular before that got popular.
>>219287641Just watch IASIP. It's Seinfeld without the brakes.
>>219291254there was a thread a few months ago where people were posting these and it's the hardest I've laughed in years.
>>219292004Absolutely not.
>>219288018>julia hit the wallcome on, that’s such a silly way to talk about a 65 year old woman. she hit the wall during the original run
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>>219291988>Nothing was down to earth about SeinfeldThat was the whole premise of the show you tardThe best episodes from the previous seasons were mundane grounded annoyances like the Chinese Restaurant, the Parking Garage and even the Soup nazi. The last two seasons lost the grounded cynicism of the original
>>219291831>down to earth show about 4 friendsstop
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>>219292004Yeah always sunny is way funnier too
>>219292285WTF is this shit? Just come at me with "we are pondering the orb" jokes, small package and go home. Way too try hard.
What would Newman be up to?
>>219292371HEY HEY LET'S GO KENKAI SURUTAISETSU NO MONO PROTECT MY BALLSBOKO GA WARUI SO LET'S FIGHTINGLET'S FIGHTING LOVE
>>219287809>for jerry it would be too much workjerry is so cunty and feminine about how he's happy he "ended seinfeld on his own terms". he's the sole reason why it just won't ever happen
>>219292339Mystery Man in mewgenics
>>219288918>those typesIt happens when you get older your eyesight shits the bed.
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>>219289398Someone years ago pitched the idea of George trooning out and then Jerry trooning out shortly after to prove he’d make a better woman. And then Elaine’s plot would be whether or nor to support Jerry’s comedy career if it meant the funniest comedienne had a penis.
>>219292682this one's kino
>>219292507MORE
>>219292605Confirmed, my eye sight was 20/20 until my early 40s.
>>219292868These make the whole board worth it.
>>219292507>>219292371>>219292339>>219292330>>219292285what kind of deranged individual came up with these?
>>219292970They are a bit twisted. That is what gives then their edge.
>>219292920That’s not even a joke, if anything its an undersell
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>>219287641Hopefully no.The original was shit. A reboot would be twice as shit.
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comfy thread
>>219293287What even the fuck. I feel like this is the dude making these, but he should make more.
>>219288463I still think a full season in prison would've been kino
>>219293071But I don’t wanna be Linefeld!
>>219293223WTF fuck you im gonna have nightmares about this
>>219293071>>219293671>George walks in>Kramer: "Hey George! Jerry's gone one-dimensional!">Jerry: "Thanks a lot Kramer, why don't you just tell EVERYbody?">George: "So how does that wok exactly? Don't you need vocal cords to talk, or at least a mouth?">Jerry: "mmm mmm MMM mmm mmm" (subtitles: I'm gonna get you for this, George!)
>>219292285i've been looking for this for YEARS
Got the "Funny guy right here" plane crash one?
>>219293839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQxpoAZvUMA
