Who did you beat off more to?
Elizabeth Hurley is one of the hottest actresses ever. Heather Graham is meh.
>>219292955neither since im not 50 years old
>>219292955Hurley hands down.
>>219293080
For me? It's Alotta Fagina
>>219292955Obviously Liz
>>219292955heather graham, only found liz hot in that movie she played the literal devil
jerked off to this scene several times with my portable dvd player when i was like 12
>>219292955We came to a consensus about this a little while ago. In a nutshell, we said help, I'm trapped in a giant nutshell
>>219293192>>219293251Men of taste. Gave me a permanent skinny dipping fetish at like 12 years old.
>>219292955Heather, because Liz wasn't full frontal in Boogie Nights
GRRRRRRRRER BABY VERY GRRRRRR.....
>>219292955Neither because i've had access to the internet since 1997
Why were boomer movies full of random sexual stuff for no reason?
>>219293537Austin Powers was created as a James Bond spoof you zoom zoom dumbass. James Bond films are inherently sexual
>>219292955Both equally
>>219293635Actually AP was a spoof of In Like Flint.
>>219293635>James Bond films are inherently sexualok but why?
Heather in that one movie she did with Shakespeare
Why were women in movies in the 80s, 90s and 00s way hotter than women in movies in the 2010s and 2020s? Its not fair how boomers got hotter women.
Alotta FaginaThe Fook TwinsHeather GrahamIn that order I saved my Hurley ropes for Bedazzled
>>219293692Because the films were based on the novels which were also inherently sexual. The reason spoof comedy films exist is to exaggerate themes for comedic effect. Same as Austin's dad making fun of the nameless henchmen not having a chance to kill him so to just lay down
>>219292955Both but mostly Heather. >>219293192Also this. I didn't even realize they were prosthetics when I was a teen lol.
Meh, both are kind of frumpy.
>>219293722When casting a woman in a project:If there are a lot of guys involved each guy will want the actress to be hotter.If there are a lot of women involved each woman will want the actress to be uglier.
>>219293192Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
>>219293917>That’s a man
>>219294052Graham gives off so much milf energy it’s crazy. She just screams “teacher that flirts with her students” vibes.
>>219293080skill issue
>>219294052Women keep their figure far better if they do r have kids which Heather Graham doesn't. Her pussy still tight as fuck too I bet
>>219292990Heather Graham is a cutey, but Elizabeth Hurley is one of the most attractive women of all time. It's hard to imagine a more classically perfect person.So yeah, Hurley wins. Plus I like the styles she wore in the movie a lot more than Grahams hippie-spy outfits.
>>219292955for me it's frau farbissina
>>219292955The fembots are easily the hottest women, Alotta is a close second
>>219294090
>>219294102I guess it's good her son is the gayest man alive
>>219294345Nice wet tummi
>>219294213Based. You just KNOW she’d grip you tight and demand you finish inside
You guys actually masterbate to clothed celebrities?
>>219294452Tbh a clothed, but revealing, beautiful woman doing some light teasing and sexy talk is hotter than some random naked skank doing tictok dances
>>219292955They're both in the same tier of gorgeous actresses that aged like wine. Personally I would go with Vanessa for the posh English accent
I've seen graham's bush and/or merkin therefore her
>>219294452Yes. And clothed coworkers, and clothed family members, and clothed random women seen on the street. Problem?
>>219294452and men Go Chiefs!!
>>219294802How are you incel and high test at the same time?
How come this bitch was hot as fuck in Third Rock but here you just notice her wide gorilla nose?>>219292990True. Also Heather Graham is too rectangular.>>219294158>Women keep their figure far better if they do r have kids which Heather Graham doesn't.Fact: Heather can't breed while Hurley is so able to be a mother that she can also be her future children's grandmother. If you know what I mean.
>>219294922It's a mystery to me too.
For me? It was Beyonce. I watched BET non stop too. Every lad in appalachia had nappy head hoe fever back then
>>219295051That chess scene for sure activated something in me
>>219292955Hags
For me, it's the one from Goldmember.
>>219296920Every time I put in my wedding ring I involuntarily moan >I love gooooooooooooold
>>219292990TrvkeI've never found Graham attractive in the slightest
>>219292990Yea, but Graham got her tits out all the time.
>>219292955i've seen heather graham naked a lot and i really enjoyed that. it creates a special bond between an actress and the viewer when the actress disrobes. so i'm definitely a heather graham fan
>>219297129>put in my wedding ring
>>219292990Overstating Hurley, but fpbp
>>219292955Heather Graham, I prefer cute to hot
>>219293917THE FALL WILL KILL US BOTH POWERS
>>219292955graham, hurley is a fridge.
>>219293917Still crank one out to her every now and then
>>219294348She unironically probably turned him gay
>>219293537because people have sex, zoomoid, i know this is something really difficult for you to fathom
>>219292955Heather Graham has just never done anything for me, no many how many times she was put out there as some sex goddess.
>>219294452If you can't jerk off to clothed women you have low test, unironically.
>>219292955neither was my type. I could never get over Hurley's hairy upper lip in Bedazzled and Heather Graham is just not very attractive. Thin lips, giant forehead, beady eyes, low cheekbones. She's not conventionally attractive by any metric and I don't really understand how she got famous
Heather
>>219292955left udoubtedly an excellent fuck
>>219293917
>>219298055>Overstating Hurleythat's not possible
>>219300728you may be homosexual
>>219293192you seem surprised to see me miss FAHgina
>>219292955When I was 9 Liz was mommyWhen I was 11 Heather was substitute teacherLiz overall
>>219300728>you may be homosexualI'd happily fuck her brains out, that's a woman who can cum every three minutes when she gets rolling, it would be a blastmaximum/would
>>219292955Neither. It was the fembots with the gloves and the fluffy fans. GodDAMN.
>>219294052Goddamn. And Beyoncé makes three. Austin sure could pick 'em.
>>219301173>homosexualsays the dude who likes his 'women' hairier than him
>>219292955foxy cleopatra
>>219301625>nuhhh she has a visible hair and now i can't get cocks off my mindyou're a riot, projection-kun
>>219292955Right, but only because Hurly is almost unimaginably beautiful that it kind of goes beyond. I have no problem wanking but to such an unusually beautiful woman I just felt too dirty beating it to her. Graham can get it any day and twice on Sunday too.
>>219292955Elizabeth Hurley. Way hotter than Heather Graham, even to this very day.
>>219294324based high iq high test poster
>>219292955Heather graham, so hot DAMN
>>219292955Heather is better, never got the Hurley thing. But the best is Ivana Humpalot.
>>219301625>says the dude who likes his 'women' hairier than himI'd love that actually, everywhere except beard since I look like a Turkish pasha, some facial hair is fine.
>>219293917Well which is it baby spits or swallows? Hmm…
>>219292955I don't understand why there were two separate scenes in AP2 of Heather Graham in that outfit. It was confusing and a waste.
>>219292955Gianna Michaels
>>219292955Left, you should also see her weirdly attractive son. Like look it up, you wont be disappointed.
>>219309631
For me? It's Liz Hurley in Gossip Girl.
>>219310018what a woman
>>219300484I can jack off staring at a white wall. That doesn't make it fun though.
>>219293298Underrated.
>>219310505Was this the last hot blonde woman in Hollywood?
>>219292955It's 3-2 in favor of left.
>>219294452Dude i used to jack it to the early morning mexican used car programming where they had the hot ladies showing the used 2003 ford focus with power windows and ac
>>219310018she really is the goat
>>219295051She's the best. Nothing wrong with her sex nose.>>219295427Same, it was my dick.
>>219310874I don't dispute Graham's beauty, but are you comfy under that rock you've been living under at least?
>>219292955I've beaten off to Graham a few times, but prime Hurley was a go-to for 12 year old me, I think she's how I wound up with a thing for british accents.
>>219292955Out of the two, Felicity, but only because of the slowmo bikini scene. Vanessa was way hotter.>>219293192Also this.
>>219292990it's the exact opposite for me. Hurley is conventionally attractive, so are thousands of actresses. I'd have a hard time still pulling her out of a line up with similar actresses. Heather Graham just seems fun, she has a fantastic smile, great body as well of course.
>>219293917She'd have been remembered more fondly had they kept this scene in
>>219293118You tards are so cringe with this shitYou're just more newfagsBasically everyone on 4chan was born in the 80s and 90s before you cringe cunts found it from the fappeningAnd the threads you spammed demanding to know where the downloads were instead of just reading the fucking page you were on made multiple boards unusable for a month
>>219293192>This woman is now 61 years old
>>219295051she was always ugly, just a dollar store kirstie alley
>>219292955I'm a 31 year old millenial BVLL and I have no idea who the thots in the OP are.
>>219294052>>219294102>>219294345>>219310475Literally built for creampies from 36 year old virgins.
Graham still gets her (nice) 50yo tits out so her
>>219292955Foxxy would get it. She'd get it good.
>>219301819>>219317492based
>>219292955neither tbqh but liz hurley is 60 and looks like thisshe must be one of the best aging celebs ever, surprised i don't see more talk about whatever witchcraft she's practicing, it's always about brad pitt
>>219317395Why does her belly button look like a vulva?
>>219293692because they are male wish fulfillment and males desire sex
Hey baby, if you need a costar I'm right here haha
>>219293080retard, a 28 year-old on film then is a 28 year-old on film now
>>219317631Based chocolate posters
>>219293874>I didn't even realize they were prosthetics when I was a teen lolMan, I was so disappointed when I found out natural boobs don't float in water like that. I was 23.
>>219294345Holding up like kate hudson.
>>219316116But I'm only 34.
>>219317492>>219317631Beyonce was hottest in the check on it music video.
>>219318328>kate hudsoni hate her ugly face
here have a rare hurley
Elizabeth but most likely nutted to Heather more as rollergirl!
>>219318249natural tits do float fake tits dont
>>219292990I will rape you for uttering such nonsense about my wife, Heather.
>>219297194Gay as fuck
>>219318374Heh. Better luck next time, junior.
>>219319304gif ruinedbetter skill next time
>>219293361This. I’ve drained countless loads to her in Boogie Nights, specifically that full frontal scene. That body of hers at the time was an 11/10. Absolute peak.
>>219294348>>219298592>first movie he directs stars his mom making out with another womanHe's clearly straight and has mommy issues.
>>219319444trips of truth
>>219319007>flashes the band based
>>219293794That scene still stands as being airtight in its comedy. It's the perfect balance of meta-humour and maintaining verismilitude
>>219292990holy fuck if you just would have said both of them you'd be fucking ALLOWED into the club of tried and tested millennials you fucking FAGGOT
>>219292955I physically beat off more to Heather but that was just kind of circumstantial with sites like Mr. Skin at the time.I think Liz is more attractive but I didn't beat off to VHS movies.
>>219319983Sort of Caine’s speciality. God tier gonzo narrator in Man who would be king
>>219292955When I was young, it was Heather Graham, now I'm very much a Hurleycel. Posh totty.
>>219294452>MASTERbate Kek
>>219293192>>219293251Had a goddamn huge aching boner for this scene when I watched it on VHS as a kid even though I don't find her attractive now at all.
>>219320078I like bowfinger.
>>219293080OH SNAP!Boomers got booooomed fr
>>219293298One of the top posts I've literally ever seen in more than a decade of being on the site.
>>219294090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_B9ib6izNkt. George Michael
