I pissed myself edition Old >>219246929
Queen Helaena was beloved. Rhaenyra was not.
DORNE IS WHITE
>>219294520STARFALL IS WHITE
SLAP YER DAMN SPOUSE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>219294520I thought Dornish were people of colour...
>>219294679It's overstated, half of Dorne is essentially indistinguishable from the rest of Westeros
>>219294578You'll wear it in silence or I'll piss meself again
>>219294679Dorninsh come in many shapes and sizes. You got Sand Dornish, Salt Dornish, Stone Dornish, Rhoynar Dornish, Dornish Dornish, and much much more.
>“sometimes she would close her eyes and dream of him, but it was never Jorah Mormont she dreamed of; her lover was always younger and more comely, though his face remained a shifting shadow”I know they're the soulmates chosen hero and heroine cliche but fuck it I think they have lots of potential to be a cute couple with a nice bittersweet end
>>219295242Bare your breast dany, and know that it is you who I love most of all in this world
Davos killing Stannis to forge the sword while Mariya watches!
>>219273341Oh damn, that actually makes a lot of sense
>>219296372>when Betha pulls out her mosquito tits
>>219294273What happens if the King of The Seven Kingdoms is an out-of-the-closet gay homosexual? Are his subjects still required to obey him?
>>219296663he'd get stabbed in the back but in a different way
>>219296663Daemon II Blackfyre...
>>219296663He’d have a bunch of loyal meathead retards in denial saying it’s just a rumor and defending the gay king with their homophobic chud lives
No woman will ever sit the iron throne
What are the theories on the direwolf pups for the Stark kids and Dany's three dragon eggs
>>219296372>oh, it's barba
>>219297311He’s walking away from Betha in this pic btw
>>219297269direwolf x dragon breeding program
>oh, it's barba
>>219294466>Queen Helaena was belovedFor a dragon at a timeBROTHEL QUEEN
....semoc eH
>>219297166big Rhae did for like 6 months
>>219297464
>>219297166I bet eggy 4 fucked a bunch of them on that throne
>>219297589>no two silver-haired, sharp-toothed boys fighting naked in a pit while Prince Aegon gets his knob slobbed by one of his other bastardsWe got robbed
>Where is Taooba poster? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>219297400he walked away from betha not barba
>>219290967When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground
>>219297770>Ned standing there listening to her talk about sharing a womb and belonging together
Bloodraven literally started the war and forced daemon to protect himself and nobody talks about that
>>219298029what is there left to say? Bloodraven is a cunt
>>219298085He can’t keep getting away with it
>>219298029
>>219294466No one will believe me, but I actually made the original, when the dragon was still green since I didnt know how to go about making it gold.
Imagine Show Dany’s looks on book Dany’s personality except also with show Dany’s tolerance of little guys
>>219298029Repeating it a million times won't make it true Bitterseethe.
>>219294273egg is icsh
>>219296663>/tv/ off season becomes gay self insert wonder questionsim out homie catch me on the other side
>>219298876STFU Cuckraven
>>219298978This man is seething, ship him back to Tyrosh.
>>219299021Yea, well, Bittersteel became King in my CK2 playthrough
The last thing Bloodraven will see before being cast into the endless void by bran will be Aegon blackfyre on the iron throne with aegors golden skull above him
You wake up to discover that you are the heir to a minor noble house and your lord father has betrothed you to one of the Sand Snakes but has given you the choice of which you girl you will marry.
>>219302123i want to marry a boy not a girl
>>219302123That's not even a question
>>219302741you need the bad poosy
>>219302123ill take iron fist girl
>>219302741Who is the counselor is that Kevan?
Was it really necessary to have Pycelle audibly shit himself when he realized Gregor was in the room
>>219297770>When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle groundWHO AM I? WHO AM I? >Excellent lamprey pie!
>>219302741GIB TEMPLATE
>>219306264okay, here you go.
its kind of funny how irrelevant Dorne is, you would think the only place untouched by the various civil war would actually do something besides send 4 women
Daemon come give your niece Rhaenyra a kiss.
>>219306788Dorne never recovered from getting BTFO by the conquest, and they owe tons of gold to the iron bank
>>219302123>house ethnically ambiguous bad poosi with the pixie cut doe
>>219306826Mwah
>>219294466Can't wait for the show to retcon this to make her go out in a girlboss way
>>219307097She'll probably burn in his fire at mostDeath befitting a dragon
>>219307202To the contrary, she won’t burn because she’s a true khaleesi like dany and sunfyre will have to eat her
>>219307512hot
>>219307512>Rhaenyra vore porn
>>219294273TAOOBA!
thread’s dead, your grace
is that what dead means?!
>>219308546
>>219308546So get… BOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR
then post MOAR
Season 1 and 2 sansa, arya are peak cunny
>>219308931
>>219302123Whichever one, don't care. She'll be thrown in the dungeon to be raped to death by my torturer and then I'll marry a white woman. Cover the whole thing up as a hunting accident or something.
>>219298884luke is icsh
>>219298884>>219310038jeor is icsh
>>219310137...
>>219307742THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>219310293jeor is icsh
>>219308546>>219308616But what is shit may never post
>>2193086253 months is a long time…
>Tywin died takin a shit
How long was Tywin actually gonna let Joffrey live?
>>219316324He would've brought him to heel just fine given enough time.
>>219316465i want to bring joffrey to heel if you know what i mean
>>219316795After you're done with him we'll have to bring him to a healer, I expect
Craster is dunks bastard
I am Dunk's great great great great GREAT grandson
>it’s not right, its not right!>I don’t care, I don’t care!Jfc the really does rape her I remembered it as being an overreaction
reminder Joffrey actually bodied Tywin in all their confrontations
>>219317259big joff warned tywin about dany and the dragons too but got arrogantly dismissed. he was a good man
>>219317536Joffrey was surprisingly 100% correct about all his ruling ideas (including cutting Ned's head off) but nobody listened to him because he was a cunt.
>>219317259>gets sent to bed for lipping off during a small council meeting>"I won"huh
>>219318681>>219318681tywin had no witty rebuttal and was seething before he sent joffrey off, he didn't even get the final word in their confrontation, he just moves on to speaking to cersei and pycelle
>>219318225The rest, yes, but killing Ned is shortsighted. Keeping him as hostage is better.
Good morrow sers
>>219320506They couldn't just keep him hostage forever, he isn't an unmarried woman or a young boy, he'a a lord and ruler of largest constituent part of the kingdom. There would be immense political pressure to let him go or at least send him to the wall which is utterly retarded because he has concrete proof that Joffrey is a bastard. Even as a Night's Watchman there is nothing stopping Ned from giving said proof to others outside of maybe his honor, which people will be quick to point out - but can Joffrey really rely on that? The honorable Ned Stark has a bastard after all and he has rebelled against the crown once before, so there are exceptions to his honor, and Ned might feel especially dishonorable if he feels that his loyalty to his BFF Robert or the Realm is worth more than his oath to keep his mouth shut about Joffrey's parentage.>but everyone already knows he's a bastard!!!They might, but they have no proof. Nobody gives a shit about Stannis kvetching on his shitty little island. Ned didn't send out the whole story out and whatever he did send out, he recanted and killing him makes sure those were his last words. Letting him live just gives him a chance to change his mind once his family isn't in immediate danger.
>>219315722Maggy predicted all of this
>>219320926Oh thank the Gods for MillyAnd her tits
>>219320926bring back weinstein. kick these ugly bitches out of hollywood
>>219321060why didn't he just scream the truth during his execution? is he stupid
>>219321137Ok harv. Back to your cell, and take your mid bitches with you
>>219321095... you could bury your face into
>>219321191Fetal alcohol syndrome looking downsie lol zero standards
>>219321199We don't sign our posts here
>>219321191Perfect
>>219321199>babby opens webmd for the first timeLmao
>>219302741>HouseHightowers. Nice lands, great city. Rich>Counselor Baelor Targaryen. Good man with lots of wisdom.>MaesterMaester Luwin. A good man in general.>WifeCatelyn Tully. Hot and quite loyal.>Adventure palsJon Snow, Robb Stark.>Commander of your armyBlackfish. Truthfully carried Robb Stark.>BodyguardBarristan Selmy>Home/CastleCasterly Rock
>>219321343>Catelyn Tullymy condolences
>>219302123The white one
>>219297331>>219297742He walked from Melissa.
>>219297423WHOREnyra did it of her own free will and FOR FREE at that.If anything she would PAY Criston Cole to fuck her but my homie's got STANDARDS.
I asked anons in the pedophile thread on /g/ what "icsh" means, and they guess it's "I can sex him".
I can sex Daemon Blackfyre!
>>219322219>the pedophile thread on /gthat exists? Wtf.Name?
>>219322754/aicg/
>>219322754/kys/
>>219321191>shitty tatoosWHYYYY GOD WHY
>>219296663Yes, it wouldn't be a big deal unless the king's retarded enough to try to make his homo lover his "queen"
what would an aegon's conquest show even be called? fire and blood or blackfyre?
>>219323123I can draw some Michaelangelo tier art over them don't worry
>>219321343>Bodyguard>Barristan SelmyYeah you're dead meat
Is it worth reading the books knowing full well GRUM will never finish them? Are they truly classics transcending the genre or dragon sloppa?
>>219294273Recommend me some ASOIAF fanfictions.Preferable something that isn't just "what if Game of Thrones but set in [insert random time period]"
>>219323348Blackfyre. It will include Aegon saying that Blackfyre is the sword of kings and being given it means you are an heir.
>>219323550No. The first three are ok, after that they become pointless meanderings. None of this gets anywhere, because the author has maliciously betrayed his loyal readers.
>>219324004Theon chapters are ok and Cersei chapters are hilarious.
Ser Lucamore Strong did nothing wrong.
>>219323561High Tide is the best longfic I've readThe Greyjoy Revolution is entertaining, currently reading
>26 years oldbrutal. absolutely brutal.
>>219324774give him a silver wig and have him play Brynden Rivers
It's time to admit that we, as a fanbase, failed George Martin
>>219324774There's nothing more sad than shota death
>>219326578kys pedo faggot
>>219306786FUCKER
>>219323550>Is it worth reading the books knowing full well GRUM will never finish them?Of course, it's a good story and I'll remind you that the "Dune" series was never finished either though in that case, Frank Herbert died.
Viserys should have just married his daughter to his brother as was long standing Valyrian tradition and all that trouble could have been avoided.
Season 8 rules!
>>219327353he couldn't bear the thought of his brother cumming deep inside his little princess on the regular
>>219327353>Viserys names Rhaenyra his heir to keep Daemon from becoming king>hurr durr he should have made Daemon king
>>219327353Viserys should have killed rhaenyra daemon and then himself
>>219327743This.Best thing a Targaryen can do is to finish on his sister's tits.
TARG FUCKING SHITS
>>219310038season 1 bran is icsh
>>219327556>hurr durrmorbidly obese landwhale detected
>>219328142Turn your monitor on bro
Daella or Rhae?
>>219328421I hate T*rgs and various Valyrians but I can't stop marrying them in CK
>>219324774shit nigga should have hopped on fin like a decade ago
>>219327926i always manage to kill robert in my ck3 duel. was rhaegar just stupid?
>>219328864Yes. It's so easy to fight strengthtards in real life melee combat
>>219327556Except Daemon should have been king after Viserys.
What is the appeal of Tullys?
who wrote the pink letter
>>219329312Daemon Blackfyre btw.
>>219329548need Franny wife
>>219306264
>>219306264>>219330310Alternate
>>219330310Based
>>219306920>house ethnically ambiguousThe sand snakes are all bastards fathered on different women by Oberyn. One on an Oldtown Whore (I believe this was Sarella), Obara the butch warrior was fathered on a Summer Islander merchant ship captain, and Tyene the sweet blonde poisoner was fathered on a nun or whatever the show version of them is called.The other four are all under like 7 years old and are fathered on his paramour.
>>219330511Obara is daughter of Oldtown whore and Sarella of Summer Island whore. There was also Nymeria daughter of woman from Volantis.
>>219330384
>>219331026>bittersteel as bodyguardyeah good luck with that lmao
>>219322219Oh wow thank you
>>219329038Yeah bro it's well-known that fancy twirling and spins beat muscle mass every time in a real fight.
Be honest /tv/.Would you?
>>219331899The guy? Yes.The whore? No.
>"Daario had her every way a man can have a woman" does that means Dany got even buttfucked or is it only the ways she knew ? Jonbros how are we supposed to deal with our boy getting second slops ?
>>219333463Doreah told her everything about sex. Dany got buttfucked kek.Reject the buttslut. Embrace Jonsa.
>>219329548tullyfags are the worst
>>219329548The Riverlands are fertile
Gurm should just rewrite the whole story as a trilogy of three short novels, and cut everything that isn't Westeros out of the lore entirely.
>>219335716what about dany and the targaryen restoration?
>>219336053What about Jaime's arc? It's compelling, but I'd gladly cut that too if it means delivering a tight, complete story free of all the bloat. George showed off a lot of his talent by dragging out the story this far, but even he's sick of what it's become. Just hide Dany away on some island and get her into the action quickly, if need be.
>>219331700I mean people gifted with exceptional strength often overcommit and over telegraph their moves when sparring with weapons
>>219336502>>219336053and what of good Solonius?
>>219337050and what of bad pussy?
>>219337050and here is the good Ser Maynard Plum.
>>219335049I’d plant my seeds in Franny desu
>>219321150Because then they'll kill Sansa and, at least in the books, for all he knows Arya too.
>>219328864>was rhaegar just stupid?his character was well known to be awful at arms
>not fat enough already?
>>219330310>Tfw there are no wife material girls in Westeros
>>219338172Ok Robert
>>219330310
>>219338339Name one and not because they're fuckable but because you could see yourself loving them
>>219338814At this point not being a gigawhore is all standards I have.So Cersei is out.
>>219328864>was rhaegar just stupid?Yes, he doomed his house just so he could spend a year hiding out in Dorne plapping a norfwoman, then got his skull smashed the second he finally faced the guy he cucked.
Rhaegar literally calls Jon/Aegon a future King in Danys’s vision he must have fucking hated his children by Elia
>>219294679Depends on the House. Martell is pretty thoroughly blended between Westerosi and Rhoynar, and you have houses such as Dayne and Yronwood that are 'First men' lines. And then you've got the 'orphans of the Greenblood', who are basically a Rhoynar community who still speak Rhoynar and have made zero effort to integrate into Westeros society whatsoever.
>>219330310r8 it lads
>>219324774>who was your first kill, not counting old men?>one of the norwood outlaws>any last words?>he cursed me with "level 6 by thirty" whatever that means
>>219298284he ends up as an incel chud thoughever
Best wife would be Arya, if shit hadn't gone off the rails and she instead got married as a lady. Literal tomboy tradwife.
Ned could have fixed Cersei
>>219339614I will not have her blood on my hands
I don’t think the show character assassinated anybody worse than Sansa. Like at least Daenerys was a poor execution of the broadstrokes of where George was trying to go. Sansa after season 4 is just nothing like she is in the book though she just turns into an arrogant, jealous cunt
>>219339795Yeah, she matured into a woman
>>219339795the entire show after season 4 is hot garbage, even when not being compared against its source materialHBO must've realized after season 2 that they could produce anything and the masses would eat it up and then they went full steam ahead with that philosophy starting with season 4
what happens here?
>>219340082Midgets eat frogs.
>>219340082Giggity
>>219333463>>219333552she didn't know Jon yet, she'll regret it all once she meets himjon will save her and she'll make love for the first time thefore becoming pure again
>>219333463>"Daario had her every way a man can have a woman"Daario went full-on gonzo porn flick on her.
>>219328421>Daella or Rhae?Which one did Dunk knock up?
>>219339795They wanted to turn her into a "girlboss" that still was a victim for some reason. I still don't understand why she willingly married Ramsay Bolton when she was clearly aware she was being used by Baelish Also in the show everyone knows that the Boltons killed Robb, I believe in the books everything is blamed on the Freys and people in the north know that the Boltons were involved just not that what extent.
>>219324774Austin Powers lookin motherfucker
>>219340082Do-WHAT?
>>219340993looks like a clash of clans ad
>>219340993
How did she never get pregnant doe
>>219316988Don't fuck your sister Jamie.
>>219340735Rhae is younger than Egg. Dunk ain't a pedo.
How the fuck do you bankrupt the realm in peacetime with no expenses except occasional feasts and tourneys?
>>219341507the human body has a way to shut that down
>>219341623Most of the debt is really just littlefingers embezzling
>>219341623By being as wasteful as possible and Little Finger letting it happen because he wanted Chaos.
>>219341623He followed aragorn's tax policy
>>219341623I think just massive corruption started under Baelish, embezzlement, bad accounting etc
>>219341429Meera Reed is underrated
>>219341660>>219341691>>219341691>>219341691>>219341872"Baelish, why did you order mahogany beds from YiTi for the goldcloak barracks?"
>>219342144>It was a package deal with the 300 casks of wine I ordered in preparation for the next tournament, your grace
>>219341623I could see Robert wanting to keep taxes low to make the lords more accepting of his rule. And then Little Finger came in and worked his jewish sorcery to make it all seem fine.
>>219339241I SAID R8 IT
>>219339241I don’t know who the wife is I don’t know why you’d listen to an idiot like Stannis. I’m assuming the bodyguard is Aemon the Dragonknight but im not sure
the others fucking geld me
>>219296711Stabbed in the behind
>>219338814>Marge Tyrell>Joanna Lannister >Alysanne Targaryen >Rhaella Targaryen >Elia Martell>Cat Tully>Aemma Arryn>Helaena Targaryen >Rhaenys Velaryon >Rhaena of Pentos>Daenaera Velaryon >Leonette Fossoway>Naerys Targaryen
>>219344137>Walks in YOU'LL DIE FOR THIS
nothing wrong with incest
>>219344227>Alysanne Targaryenthis dumb bitch gave away the New Gift that lies fallow, and arranged the Daemon and Royce betrothal when they hate each othershe should have married Rhaenys to Viserys to merge the claims, no Great Council needed
>>219344819>this dumb bitch gave away the New Giftnorthcucks still seething over it huh>Daemon and Rhea RoyceGood match, she wanted the best for her grandson and he was an asshole about it. >Rhaenys and Viserys Blame Jaehaerys for allowing Rhaenys to marry Corlys.
>>219344733
>>219343998Baela Targaryen, Stannis is based and yes it's the Dragonknigh t>>219344227>whore>L*nnister>dumb bitch>dumb bitch>dumb brown bitch>DUMBEST bitch>dumb bitch>dumb airheaded discount Luna Lovegood bitch>literally who?>Essosi bitch>dumb bitch>Dumb Apple bitch>dumb bitch with a dumb name
>>219340735Daella, Rhae's a freak for Egg
Realistically how will Dany and Jon react if they only find out they're related after they already fucked ?It never made sense to me why show!Jon got so sensitive about having sex with his aunt in a world where pedophilia and rape are literally considered normal things
>>219298813what was her stroad and bike lane policy?
>>219333463Not only did she get buttfucked, she explicitly ends the night by sucking him off. It is canon that Dany has tasted her own asshole.
>>219345632He'd been raised being told the Targaryens were fucked up because of inbreeding and he'd just seen the realm fall into chaos almost directly because of Lannister incest. He has every reason to be uncomfortable with the concept.
>>219339241Harlaw has such a cringe sigil.
>>219345840House: SmellingtonRegion: The ReacharoundSigil: A rusty tromboneWords: Sometimes in the heat of the moment
For me? It's the Thenns.
>>219346350They're the best Ironborn house though
>>219346556Wrong again
>>219346585Codd is pretty tasty
>>219341623Baelish
>>219341623Cool it with the anti semitism
>>219346585Why aren't all the words capitalised?
>>219345840She most likely didn't do anal, by every way, dany probably meant new positions If dany did ATM I think George would make it more obvious
>>219341623>How the fuck do you bankrupt the realm in peacetime with no expenses except occasional feasts and tourneys?By knowing absolutely nothing about economics and finances.
>>219347076The JEEEW is pregnant
>>219347257I found it actually one of the most realistic parts of the show.
So is Roose Bolton a skin stealing vampire
>>219341623he followed the advice of /biz/ - Business and Finance
hullo /tv/got/I'm watching got for the first time so skimmed the thread to avoid more spoilers, I've ruined a few storyline from seeing stuff when looking up characters already, it's nbd though. I'm almost at the end of s3.I also already knew the ending cos the girls at work were obsessed with it when the final season was airing and I'd get them to tell me what happened. I've forgotten a lot by now luckily and there's so many different tales and quests going on it's still very enjoyable. Fave characters [so far]:Margerie RozArya Her mate the bastard smithTheir other mate, men with no banners healer (Paul Kaye)Barriston SelmyNed (rip)Tywin (undecided if he's cool or just grumpy old man)BaelishJoffrey Olenna TyrellSome complaints, I haven't seen much of the white walkers yet but they looked awful, really shit fx, tacky looking cgi and uninspired design. Dinklage is great in this but his accent is awful, american pronunciations with an english parlance. Aiden Gillens is off too. Emilia Clarke is just awful, consistently.
>>219351936>Emilia Clarke is just awful, consistently
>>219351936The biggest role in history for a british midge and warwick davis got passed over, always makes me smile.
>>219345220
>>219353749>Warwick Davishe was too busy being a /tv/ meme to be on GoT
>>219354142Maybe he was afraid that one anon was going infiltrate the set and kick him to death.
>>219354248Kick the baby
>>219354629>You speak of things that happened hundreds of years ago
>>219345157
>>219345632If they’ve already fucked they will not care at all. Even on the show he’s way more sketched out by her and Sansa hating each other than being her relative. He never actually breaks up with him and in her death scene she embraces him in a way that looks to me like she thinks its still on its just been a little tense lately
>>219351936Thats the fuckin queen your talking about.Fucking Jon Oliver of all people ruined the Red Wedding for me by showing like 40 second clip of it in 2013 before I ever watched the show when he was temping as host of The Daily Show (or whatever jon stewarts show was called)
>>219355207Emilia is not a good actress but I still love her
>>219355270she is my queen
>>219355270Large mouth is always appreciated
>>219324774That's a pristine English hairline.
>>219294273Crazy how this man's performance was the peak of the show and nothing in it was ever half as entertaining after he left.
>>219357030Someone took him from me, and seven seasons couldn’t fill the hole he left behind
>>219356982Needed that extra real estate, third eye had to go somewhere
>They say the best swords have names…any ideas?>…..Dickcleaver
>>219327957i used to be icsh now i'm just vh
>>219341912She likes it in the gutter
>>219357030That's not Charles Dance's Tywin.
>>219355207I sometimes fantasize about the alternate version where she's just an exotic sex slave in Essos
>>219355270I could sex her (icsh)
Emilia is eternal love
