>FTL NEWS:-- Binky is back...-- The goo room looms...-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786-- Fat ghetto Diamond left after 10 minutes. Also she was on Soft White Underbelly as a sex addict-- 4 fish remain: James Drake, Landon, The Twins and Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219294099
Thoughts? Why is Fishtank so creatively bankrupt? Why is the beaner spin-off with zero budget so much more creative?
Jet Neptune is retarded
>>219295358>jet saw the leafblower poster and is seething
I'm a beth supremacist
>>219295387Everyone is saying this
>>219295417go to /bant/ you inbred freak
Who has the most deranged simps?https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ07x3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ07x3nehttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ07x3ne
>laura screams bloody murder>nothing>binx yells a little bit>maejok comes runningholy fuck he can't help himself
>>219295387woah this man speaks the truth
>>219295417BEFF
bring him back
Admit it. He would have saved this season.
should i buy that leafblower?
>>219295471Betty, you tard
why is jet walking around with a leaf blower
is this bit supposed to be funny?
Jet I haven't kneeled in DAYS bro please
Fishtank fucking sucks.
>>219295471TJ you bloody bhenchod
>>219295505That's fair
Binx is fucking intolerable. Laura is shit, but she can stay until Bashir gets an excuse to throw trash water on her.
>Binx>Laura>Jet's bloweryeah i'm done for today
>>219295471>no Bettyfuck off
So we're at the "all my shitty bits failed and I wasted thousands of dollars on someone who shouldn't have ever been on the show so I'm going to take it out on the audience" part of the season, huh
We're hitting grim levels that shouldn't be possible
How do we save the show?
>>219295471Why is betty not on there? Her simps render ftl unusable for long stretches
>I'm watching Binx pretend that Bingo has dragon healing abilities to heal Laura because she is pretending to be hurt because Bashir pretended to push her down the stairs.okay, cya next season. this is not funny bad anymore
I remember during past season I thought 4chan/twitter was delusional for thinking the wiggers would steal ideas from them because they're so creatively bankruptI apologize
>>219295471binx is the only option that should be chosen. her threads are a goldmine if you want a laugh
>>219295358Which one will Jet do next to prove to us that it's a bad idea?
>>219295499Another quiet passive person who needs production to tell him what to do?He would be a first for the season
>>219295499He should've been their first call over Alex B
>fish all hungry laying around waiting for the challenge
Do people here think Negative XP phrased "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women"?He stole that from 4chan
>>219295515hes seething at this thread
>>219295540the show needs more love and whimsy
>>219295417
>binx shows up>it’s the worst the season has ever beeninteresting
This is the worst season ever. This is worse than spinoffs.
>>219295539You don't understand, that half-defrosted meat in 5 hours will be CONTENT.
>>219295551wait a second she’s yelling now isn’t that funny?!?!
>>219295564that kind of stuff isn't really my business sorry
>>219295499yes one more nontent friend for the friendtank will save the season
>>219295358wow. imagine if prod actually tried, you wouldn't have to sit through this horribly cringe bit by Laura.
>>219295551that acting challenge really sent us on a retarded faggot trajectory
suprise elimination: bashir goes
>>219295499Admit it. He made Jet his bitch this season.
>>219295515literally because of >>219295358
Blane to the rescue with doubles!
>>219295471A Betty simp literally drove to her trailer and killed himself on her lawn...
>>219295565what part of these threads made him start using a leafblower on random shit like a retard?
We need a Scott Sullivan MMA reality TV show
>>219295471The answer is Betty
>>219295471Betty>>219295587Relax mints, he's not gonna beat you up anymore
>twins won $1,000 for insult death race>blane won $500 for most viral clipwho else won money?
>>219295499umm ahh umm ahh yeah i don't really uhhhhh
>>219295587If bashir leaves every freeloader would have nothing to do since hes the only one they seem to know exists.
I thought Blane and Binx were leaving today. Did /ftl/ lie to me?
>>219295499I don't want him to come back. He left on a high and he should stay away. Do the odd CK2 stream, post his avant-garde Letterboxd reviews and enjoy his life.
>Blane asks for something to eatFUCK YOU NEVER COME NEAR THESE FUCKING STAIRS THIS IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY>Laura acts retarded and pretends to fall down the stairsHeheheh that's alright you girls have fun!
>>219295505>>219295537>>219295545>>219295606who do you think made the poll?
>>219295608check this >>219295358
give everyone a laxative and let the stopwatch start
>>219295603These posts are just as cringe as he is
>>219295585i have never found any of the theatre kid stuff entertaining. i didn't find it funny in season 1 and i dont find it funny now. is it because i'm not american?
>The Bachelor is a Pakistani fake Muslim who drinks and potentially even fucks ladyboys (who seethes about being called an Indian)>Ice drugs him with adderall and has him making a fool of himself>makes sure the only food in the house contains pork>Ice takes ABZ aside and tells him "You need to take control. Don't let them have opinions or lead the show. Don't let them make decisions. When a woman makes decisions it's shit every time. That's why Kamala Harris is not president. Pick out a favorite without saying anything and give her more attention than everyone else."WALLAHI
>>219295471Josiesimps will always be the most deranged obsessed pedophile group of simps in existence.
>>219295616London from DPOS
>>219295616emma got money from bam for nothing
>>219295622in 20 minutes
i can not watch atm. Can you describe what is happening right now?
i dont understand the fortune cookie thing. what was the joke suppose to be? originally i thought they had their own fortunes that would be silly or maybe clues they'd give to the fish or something
>>219295540bingobongo hot tub stream
>>219295616Bingo's shirt looks quality, was it made in spain or smth?
this is the ball brothers challenge
>>219295625Ben gaining 100 lbs would be a funny bit.
>>219295616landon won 1k for drunk piece of shit I think
>>219295616Team retard won money for staying in the room. I don't know how much because they started using percents.
>>219295608see >>219295358
>>219295358$100 bubbles, best we can do
>>219295507it should have ended with the shot of bashir's boot stepping out of the basement door while creed plays. shit was kino as hell
>>219295627I forgot Betty! It was an honest mistake!
>>219295540>kick binx>kick mints>jet and ben stop being lazy wiggers
>>219295471Considering that 1 Bettysimp killed himself, another attempted to, and others were cutting themselves for her, I think this poll is sorely lacking
>>219295648ear
>>219295616Bashir, twins and Landon won that door barricade challenge and Bashir promised to give the money to James Drake after the show ended if he'd just let him win
Laura needs to continue ragebaiting until his muslim way beats her ass
>>219295635This is the future of fishtank. Just whimsical silly gags and bits.
>>219295616Tayleigh won 10k from the cell
>>219295609Instead of being a Big Brother rip off, it could be an Ultimate Fighter rip off but everyone is team Scott.
>>219295647Frank just turned up
>>219295648The joke is on the people who paid $30 for them
>>219295609real housewives of scott sullivan mma
>petri dishdamn i wanna grow mushrooms again
(You) are the fish btw
>>219295635its just humiliation ritual shit like the stand up ski challenges but they got gassed up about it and went with it because they can't make any of these people interesting except acting like a totally different personno one likes fake bullshit. i get its a reality show but this is supposed to NOT be fake bullshit
Reminder: ice poseidon is a worse scammer than jet
Numbers!
>>219295471TJ
>>219295638So is the joke here that it's half a dozen e-whores and a manlet indian pretending to date for 10k? Does the dude actually think he's getting laid?
>>219295358Roberto is a good show runner and a good man that listens to his audience.
>>219295552Is that Jupiter
>>219295609yeah and Autistic Fight Club was a good premise would provide some structure
>>219295647Nothing really. Laura stole Bashirs jumper then went to production stairs and pretended to fall down. Now her and Binx are LARPing Bashir beat her up while everyone else is lying in the bedroom doing nothing
>>219295630>the toy is to use a leafblower in someone's face>jet uses it on random objects to make a messHe can't even rip off the rip off show right
>>219295635No its not an american thing, its a reddit "critical role viewer" type thing.The only time the larping was fun was when they were trying to tard wrangle jon and jimmy into not letting their irl grudges seep into their larp
>>219295691CLEEJ
>>219295648Purely for profit, you can buy a box for 10 dollars.
>>219295704He's Jewish. Jet is only spiritually Jewish.
>Me and binxy are awesomesauce together
Man I'm almost 27 years old
>>219295500God this is all so bleak, same with Fishtank. I’m going back to old TV shows on DVD. Leave me the fuck alone.
>>219295657Pretty sure they won immunity not money. Hence why Emma and Drake were up for elim.
Clavicular please go liveSAVE US
>>219295739That was the nail in the coffin for the season
>i shouldve listened to ftl and started the season with 16 people + 10 back ups and a solid game that can span until the end
>>219295648>clues that would take effort and a vision
>>219295520>yfw the other show on kick takes and quadruples your viewers
Blane fatigue
>>219295704somehow still more likeable than jet
>>219295606Is this true? I thought Betty lived in a big house with her mom in Connecticut?
Ice is a better host than Bam
>>219295312they gave up on the show
Please lock these faggots out of the dorm while the sun is out
>>219295739Please tell me this was not actually uttered on the show
>>219295471>no betty
Can someone post the picture of skinny Bongo please
>EVERYONE TO THE BARSOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN >EVERYONE TO THE BARSOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN >EVERYONE TO THE BARSOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN >EVERYONE TO THE BARSOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
>>219295530this
>>219295742based, God be with you
>>219295731eastern europe gypsies are close to Jews in their penchant for stealing and scamming, just without the IQ to be as effective at it on a large scale. Jet is more like a street rat pick pocket in that regard, taking 10 dollars from paypigs where he can
>>219295704one shitcoin rugpull on a bunch of indians come nowhere near how much sam and jet have ripped off and taken advantage of people
The Real World vs. Scott Sullivan MMA
>>219295704This, people genuinely forget he's a worse director than jet. Every project always goes to shit and relies on good streamers for good moments.
>>219295573>she posted her April Fools Xweet a day early
>fell asleep with my headset on lying down>wake up to binx and laura blowing out my ears>it's nontent
>>219295616bashir and drake got 500 bucks from the acting thing. landon got 750.
I don't like ABZ should have been EBZ
Was S5 just a joke?
So... is this it? We're just gonna limp to the finish line for 10 days?
>>219295767Landon said it last night, he meant it too
>>219295759Obviously
>>219295622Binx mentioned something about missing her flight
>>219295788every season is just a joke
>Screaming = funnyI've went sub zero on Laura can we send her home yet
>>219295771curtain call?
>>219295496>giving the homeless tools/weaponsSam and Nick talk about this bit all the time, just film a shitty Extreme Peace sketch around it and shut up already
>>219295704>rugpulls a shitcoin, getting away with $500k, basically robbing a bunch of literal retards and literal Indians>is interviewed by onions chugging neo-noir internet detective CoffeeZilla>apologizes for nothing and doubles downbased
>>219295714mmm booba, does el estanque ever have the occasional wardrobe malfunction? toilet cam status?
>>219295767Only 20 or 30 times last night by landon
>>219295768
>>219295750Instead he listened to twitter, then seethed at how they didn't love him. What a dumbass.
>>219295767landon said it last night while following her around like a lost puppy and simping heavily. turned into a completely different person, it was fucking pathetic
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON FISHTANK
>>219295471im surprised tayleigh simps only have 1 vote even if they all disappeared
Fuck it, what should i order from backyard butchers. i'm hungry as shit
>>2192956814k*
>>219295770all i have is bingo with boobies
>>219295787Ebz got blacklisted for being a pedo
>>219295745No not the Room challenge, the morning of that. It was originally if team normie could get everyone awake and to the bar but Bashir resisted and Kody made a counter challenge where team retard could get the money by staying in the room.
the asian used to play runescapepossible favorite?
>>219295704"hehe dood u bought a shitcoin. you're retarded if you believed it wouldn't get rugpulled." - a paraphrased quote from ice, and he's correct
>>219295816it was somewhat endearing towards anissa but holy fuck what binx did to that dude in a matter of hours was probably the most embarrassing shit for him
>>219295807Idk but there's a good amount of violence against women
>>219295739The moment I permanently cooled off on Landon and decided Drake should win the $50k instead
>>219295770
>>219295688>>219295721What about now?
>>219295819doubt it
>>219295714Do they actually have people watching? I seen instagram clips but they have no traction and their site is full PPV but im really curious as to what its like to watch
>>219295713He's Ice's friend but Ice is absolutely going to make it a humiliation ritual. And it's already schadenfreude watching him try and act smooth when he's basically a fumbling incel who used to be 300 pounds, saying shit like "oh, she's the only one cleaning up! ladies, what's the deal?" and telling the Cambodian girl he "loves Thailand">ice is now narrating from the director's booth with ASMR quality miclmao
>frank tts spam every time the wiggers are on screen
>>219295807that girl in the image poured alcohol on her tits (covering her nips) and had a guy drinking it
TWINS SAVING FISHTANK ONCE AGAIN
just fire Jet and Ben
Check out Jets face during the frank tts
>>219295676Just tts Bashir and tell him to destroy the ogres spanx
>>219295812
>the comedy skit bit but dogshitWow, thanks Jet, hell of a bit.
frank hassle simps should kill themselves like their leader
>more theatre kid shitits friday night ffs
>13 hours after the fish wake up something is happening>its a live action comic performance
>>219295606I don't buy itshe made that up to sound cool
>>219295832go find your own thread
>>219295844Frank just went home
>>219295826now that mom id want something to do with if you guys catch where im going
>>219295807they painted a naked woman in a mini season before s5
>>219295790I dont think they could even make it to the finish line.
>>219295750Ftl demands fish tribes! 2 teams at the start!Loser of major challenges vote their member out. Makes people want to try for their team.
>its never die living again but the twist is that ben and jet dont have to do anything at all
>>219295864have you not been paying attentionit's been this the entire season
>>219295837yeah he was just kind of normally following anissa around and lightly simping. he turned into a straight-up fucking weirdo last night
>>219295807yes. the shower and toilet is to the left of that frame and we saw ass and tits and penis and maybe pussy but i can't remember that last one
>they still have things shipping for the challenge todaythey are so prepared this season
>>219295842Do they some genetic issue, they look off
>>219295312what's the name of the vid in op?
>jet and ben are waiting for another likely failed freeloader to arrive m
the goo room jet!what about the schedule!
Constant Frank spam on TTS whenever the wiggers are on screen is a funny bit tbdesu
>>219295853this whole idea is fucking retarded
Why did drukposting die
I have literally looked for HOURS today through all the clips trying to just find the moment where on director cam Ben said to Alex B last night "Just give me one second" and alex was like "ok" Then proceeded to tweak out and not even give him one second anyways. Then the director cuts to another scene lol anyone else have it?
wrong order kekim hella stoned>Meatwad into Shake into FrylockDANCING IS FORBIDDEN >>219295768>>219295861>>219295812
the cast just did not have any personalities, save for the twins.
STILL NO GOO?
>>219295770These are 26 yr old women that act more childish than jimmy
>>219295864it's a great cast... but production sucks.
>>219295844Bingo put the robot in the jacuzzi with frozen meat and jet got mad about it. Called her a retarded n word and bongo got in his face.Hard to tell whether it was a bit but blane is crying.
>>219295813even worse, he listened to discord
>>219295807yeah, they literally had a chick get naked on the show for a bit
so wait are they just doing the same fucking thing they did earlier??
>>219295896Waiting for meat to defrost
I hate the twins, I hate tumblr cartoons, I hate their shitty art. They are boring and not funny and coddled
>>21929589010 bucks says they plug all those grills in and it trips the breaker because wiggers don't understand power draw.
>>219295859cant wait til ben and jet croak
>>219295908blatantly false
>pay Alex to come out >have to kick him off>pay Binx to come out to fuck with Alex>he's kicked off the show
>>219295860Honestly no selling is working since everyone is tired of it by this point. Jet seemed pretty annoyed by her shit when she tried to involve him.
>>219295901>frank spam>freeloader incomingfrank seethers btfo
>>219295807>>>/bant/24183922
>>219295888its hard to watch. that was like me in middle school tier cringe. hes only like 22 so he has years of learning i guess. im puttin half the blame on that fuckin swamp hag though
>>219295821She was no simps left
>>219295918
>>219295925The reddit twins
>>219295889how can i watch it without paying this sounds way better then this abysmal season
>>219295908>the cast just did not have any personalities,most people dont
>>219295892Imagine a fetus in the womb splitting itself in half and morphing into two separate fetuses. That's what happened with bingo and bongo
>>219295864who even enjoys this nontent
MAKE THE FUCKING CALL
removing jet > adding frank
@mints when you inevitably lose your job soon you should sell your bath water
>>219295925Ur not white of course you do
>>219295922Yeah, but THIS time Ben and Jet told them to do it, instead of TTS in Jet's voice.
>>219295901yeah I don't give a fuck about frank but it's pretty funny watching them have to ignore it
>>219295887>>219295912yeah when given the chance they puke and poop and fight. wiggers truly dont know what to do without sam
He should have hosted. I seriously think Bam is a major reason to this season not meeting it's potential
>>219295904It's been 5 years, real people don't use this site anymore
>>219295918nope, he listened to AB + chat gpt
>>219295925hate might be too strong of a word but yeah they kind of bother me
I don't like Bashir. He is reddit incarnate and I am absolutely appalled that he has won some of you guys over.
are they really gonna eat steak thats been soaking in a bio hazardous jacuzzi room
>>219295943paula my beloved
>>219295905I know of one time that happened in the computer lab pretty late, only a few hrs max before alex left
Frank coming up in 20 mins
>>219295925I respect someone who can say what’s unpopular
Bingo & Bongo making Mortal Kombat/Killer Instinct characters
>>219295908been saying this from day 1
>>219295616those ai gengar shirts are theirs? i figured it was something retarded the wiggers forced them to wear lol
So they mix the meat with the goo?
>>219295964Guessing you're the same race as the guy on the right
>>219295974 I've been saying this forever
>>219295974how's the temp in here?
jet and ben could probably get jobs making coffee and donut runs for ice poseidon
>>219295500she cute
>>219295925eh they're harmless. they aren't offensively cringe or anything, they're just simple weirdos. and for that I think they're alright
>>219295864Vibe repair night, please understand
>>219295358This post wins the "Made Jet Seethe" award for today
>>219295980better man than the wiggers
>>219295904I just miss /jazz/ threads
I'm indifferent about frank coming to the tank but spamming frank everytime the wiggers are on screen is a good bit in a sea of nontent
bashir is like a preraid tank warrior in burning crusade with a fuckin clown outfita fuckin druid of fashionsomeone who allocates all their stats evenly
>>219295925their fans give me the ick
I like James Drake
>and then we got the fish to come up with ideas for the LARP CHALLENGE
>>219295974bam pushed friendtank more than anyone with how friendly he is with the fish
>Frank enters the tank>spits on the floor>smokes cigarettes>pours water on women>bully the weakest men>avoids Drake at all costC O N T E N TONTENT
>>219295951it was steaming on youtube and kick but i got the nsfw clips from /bant/. i never save anything tho
>>219295974He gets boring
kick binx the fuck out
If Frank comes on he'll have to use a different name like in season 1 and wear a disguise
>>219295925very true, >wow so creative , their art is greatits just shitty copy pasted tumbler crap with le deep lore
Hey Jet why can't you cast girls like these for fishtank?
>>219296008I wouldn't even trust them to run a lemonade stand
>>219296008I would not trust jet with food desu he would either eat it or drop it in a puddle or something
>>219295974alex stein is fucking awful
Wow the mansion Ice Poseidon rented is insane. Must like like a $10-15 million house.
>>219295471Objectively letty and josie
imagine if jan was hosting and was the idea guy
i am not feeling this bit
>>219295899>Goo room is going to be the finale>It will be a Cell challenge based on The Fly from Breaking Bad because Jet only just heard of that show >There will be a speaker permanently playing fly buzzing sounds the entire time and it will be unwatchable
>>219295864they need to repair the vibes after diamond
>wake up at 6pm in a coke haze and spitball what todays challenge is
they need to bring in frank guys it would be le heckin poggers and he'd own them all xD
>>219296025What a moron
>>219296053it's a very very nice place
>>219296025frank lives 20 minutes away and he's relying on diamond and beth for contenteven if you don't like frank, it's really stupid to do this
>>219296025reminder it was blane, laura, and binx who went the hardest against her. freeloaders btw
>>219296025classic blame everyone else defense
Jet just said he agreed with Sam pepper that the show went to slop
>>219296026TRVKEChristcuck Sam would've made fun of Bashir
>>219295925Congrats on not being pedocoded
>>219296025LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL>planned
>frank comes in>laughs at jet for this failure of a season>jet tells him to leave>frank doesn't>jet can't do shit about it
>>219296025JET REALLY THOUGHT THE COALBURNER WAS GONNA BE CONTENT?!!!THIS SHIT DEAD
>>219296042O_O
i want the twins to win because they seem like nice girls :)
>>219296025>it’s the fish’s fault not oursjet is such a fucktard
>>219295933who am I missing?
Emma is dead
What does this have to do with meat?
>>219296025That's what you get for letting the fish walk all over you, dumbass. Why can't jet and Ben just figure out a middle ground instead of going all in on any decision they make?
>>219296025goddamn he's fucking stupid
>>219295500i dont get how these fake muttland nigger muslims play pretend with their "muslim" kardashian stripper lookalikesCOVEREDin tattooswhats the ultimate goal with these turdworld roleplays?what the fuck are they doing
I think Bashir has really cooled down and is starting to hate production after seeing the impact the show has had on Alex b. Bashir said he can't stop thinking about Alex b schizo rambling.
>>219296025perhaps she would last longer if she didn't come in swinging and pissing everyone off
>>219296025How many freeloaders have production kicked again? I can think of 3
>>219296025these niggers have 0 foresight
>>219296025>introduce new person to house>the fish all gang up on them because they are hostile so they leavewho could have seen this coming?
>>219296025>jet blaming the fish for his shitty freeloaders walking at the slightest inconvenience really bad look
>>219295964>>219296042This thread is about fishtank, sir. Kindly fuck off.
>>219296052How do you know? You two had sex?
>>219296008they'd find a way to fuck it up somehow
>>219296025>THE PLANNED CONTENT WAS SOME FAT COALBURNER THEY PULLED AT THE LAST SECOND8 MONTHS PREPARATION BTW EXCEPT WITH ZERO PLANNING
so bashir is satan?
>>219296025its hard to get a ghetto person on this type of show...theyre just going to crash out at everything and start threating people
>>219296025holy fuck this nigga is retarded
>>219295905>>219295905https://fishtank.live/clip/377051got u, 12 seconds in
>>219296084ok then i'd kneel. and also this is probably why he's not coming this season
>>219296033Thats when he is there 24/7. If he only comes in to interview + give ideas and present a challenge i think its enough
>>219296025Just get Frank you crybaby
>>219295980Everything is always >redditI like him purely because he is always the one fucked with and has managed not to break so far. He's literally still the only person of the 4 left to be fucked with by freeloaders and honestly a stronger man than me because if I was given the opportunity to fling Binx down the stairs, I'd be leaving the fishtank in a cop car.
fuck it i'm just going to ironically frankpost i guess. ty in advance for the replies
>>219295980i liked bashir because he reminds me of stannis baratheon, honourable and dutiful but entirely lacking in charisma
>>219295974He has a great ability to inspire fish to do things
>>219296115qrd on what's going on in the tank?
>>219296025Wiggers are legitimately retarded, huh? She came in talking shit and she got a teaspoon's worth of sprite poured on her and started screeching for security to save her.
>>219296025HAHAHAHAHAHAHASUFFER WIGGERSS U F F E R
>>219295842they do be really walk like that, it's not a bit.
>>219296107They really did fuck Alex over, paid him nothing after dragging around his ghoulish corpse on display
>>219296025
>>219296064>classic fan favorite triathlon canceled for sponsorshipthis show is a mess
>>219296025> the planned content> it’s literally just putting a person in the house
>>219296107I hate Alex B too but their exploiting of a mentally ill drug addict who may be terminally ill is pretty fucked up.
>>219296064retarded, hot dogs are funnier
>>219296025it was the fucking freeloaders btw maybe tell them they're on the same fucking side???
3 (Gold Burt Ending) > 1 > 5 > 4 > 2
>>219296064dumb fat faggot
>>219296042Because he looks like this
>>219296149They're pigeon toed
>>219296065>I’M BIG BOSS BOWSER
>>219296042jet likes girls who look like josie
>>219296064>only listens to the same 10 paypigs that pay for shit like fortune cookies and bubblesyeah no reason this show is garbage
>>219296143they're making millions btw
Make the call Jet. Make.... the fucking.... call.
>>219296070>>219296072True
ait imma jerk off until this bit is overgive me a name or a category
>Ice on narration to ABZ's airpod in his ear: Alright.... I'm going to need you to, very quickly, with game, slide your fingers between Emily's slit and finger her... no don't actually do that I'm kidding heeehawwheehawwwHE'S ROMEO AND JULIETING ABZ LMAOoh god this is fucking kino>DON'T STARE AT HER TITS. DON'T STARE AT HER TITS. DON'T STARE AT HER TITS.Ice is doing some fucking internal monologue devil on ABZ's shoulder thing. The wiggers could NEVER.
Imagine getting a good whiff of Bongo's rank ass pussy. Heaven
Where’s big blue john
>>219295783cope, negging works chvddy :)
>>219296107he's been passive aggressively coleposting all day too
>>219296025>mad funny
>>219296025Why didnt they just kick laura and tell them fucking with diamond is an elimination? Bam! then she stays
Just get Jon's ADL cast as freeloaders
>>219296178Name: Binx BasiliskCategory: Deepfakes
>>219296118fuck u klaus
They’re waiting. Make the call.
Why is he so fucking retarded?
>>219296064>The hate doesn't bother us>Ignore the part where we came on screen and begged you guys to stop doomposting or we'll quit the show
>>219296042like half of fh2 were OF thots
>>219296025>uh so the oerson we cast was so thin skinned she left in less than 10 minutes but it's the fish's faultjust suck it up and call frank you tard
>>219296175Her teeth were gross
this is what autistic elementary school kids do at recess
>>219296107He's just annoyed that they ditched the fish for 3 days to mess with Alex B instead. He still thinks the wiggers have a plan.
>>219295673>>219295606QRD? Only thing I know about bettysimps is that they're into bnwo/blacked and stuff>>219295471Betty
>>219296064>they're unwilling to do a thing>but we won't tell them to do it
>>219296215midwit with a god complex
>>219296180it wasn't romeo and juliet it was cyrano de bergerac
This shit is really hard to watch. And when I say SHIT I mean it. This is SHIT. Fuck Jet Neptune.
>>219296187Please dont sexualize the twins.
>>219296155It didn't get canceled - the hotdogs were just replaced with meat from their sponsor
>>219296187haha wouldn't it be funny if she forgot to trim her bush for a few months? haha lol
Nifty Niggers, it's our time....Deploy her...
chat are we cooked?
this show is fucking BORING
>>219295714Roberto is awesome and I wish he hosted ftl
>>219296158Reminder that this is what the Wiggers do to make themselves feel better. Jet is a fatboy drug addict with rotten teeth and an “ironic” haircut, wearing clothes that don’t fit and malding over people not recognising his $20k watch (bought used btw). They have to “mog” literal gutter trash because it’s the only rung below them on the ladder. It’s unbelievably sad.
>it would be mad funny dude>that's so gay dude>you're acting mad retarded dudeJet talks like a middle schooler. Please tell me none of you talk like this
>>219296064wow he's actually admitting they only care about what the paypigs want
>>219296174Millions won't make them not miserable, drug addicted, or irony poisoned :(
who's idea was famous house? shit was gas
>>219296237>MidwitGenerous. He's legitimately low IQ. He's dumber than most of the fish, except Landon.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GOO ROOM
>>219296252we're cooked chat
Reminder everything bad is because of Jeteverything good is not because of Jet
Why can't Fishgirls look this good?
>>219296064who are the nukes?
>>219296015Do we know this for a fact? Please let it be true.
Just hopped out the shower what'd I miss in the last 30 minutes
Everyone slept on Bongo except me
The last thing you see before Season 5 becomes true neptunian kino
Ben and Jet are unphazed by criticism, that why Ben was shaking mad in the basement because we thought the computer room was nontent
Where big blue john
where can i watch the bodycam footage in op pic?
>>219296144why is she so weidly fuckable
>>219296187
>>219296064Paypigs are mouthbreathers that make L**don look smart
>>219296261They're just lolcows that mock lolcows. I think if the twins start streaming and get more viewers than Jet's Halo RV he might actually rope.
>>219296064>our nukes are in the air, they're not here yetfrom the guys who brought on binx and still have her in the house
>>219296260He's god damn phenomenal. Truly /ftl/ does not deserve what he did for us.
>>219296282Sam came in and had then count rice then left.
if binx is there im not watching. simple as
>>219296064hotdogs make the bit funnier...they gonna bring out forks and knifes for the steak? lmao
Do they have good AC in the house? The meat has now been sitting in room temp for around an hours and 20 minutes
Why are the beaners advertising here?
>>219296250many are saying this
>>219296264>Millions won't make them not miserablethey aren't miserable, you're projecting hard>irony poisonedwhat the fuck is this made up bullshit? LOL>dude weed and nicotine HURHURHUR
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TIGHT LITTLE PIECE
>>219296291Russian girls are just hot idk
>>219296180Are you doing a bit right now? If you are, you’re still having to watch the slop to make the post. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>219296282i can't describe it. it was too kino
>>219296252on God, no cap, imma keep it onehunned. yes
Can we report the pakis posting this ice poseidon shit, I really don't want to look at some Indian try and fuck only fans girls
>>219296290SlackerblueHe always leaks fishtank police stuff But he’s not released it yet
>>219296064>the people that are mad never pay for tts so its actually not what people (our 12 paypigs) wantHe is catering the entire show to a handful of rich retards
>>219296290slacker blue posted that pic on twitter and said "soon" so whenever he uploads the youtube video, it'll probably get posted here instantly
Damn this is cringe
>>219296287Jet has thick skin but ben truly is a manlet pussy bitch-made faggot.
>>219296064Paypigs have gotta be, what, 2-3% of the audience?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PRIME TIME TRAINWRECKPRIME TIME TRAINWRECK>PRIME TIME TRAINWRECKPRIME TIME TRAINWRECK>PRIME TIME TRAINWRECKPRIME TIME TRAINWRECK>PRIME TIME TRAINWRECKPRIME TIME TRAINWRECK
>>219296283
>>219296215Midwit crackbaby that thinks he’s an artist
>>219296330Slackerblue is an annoying faggot.
>>219296313they are good guys and people respect them for that
>>219296319>>219296275>>219296267>>219296180>>219296172>>219296138Buy an ad faggot
/ourguy/ Clavicular is building a raft.
can we have a vote please on which show is better? ICE vs FISHTANKLets hear it!!https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX0pqWye
This show is seriously lacking a strong authoritative host. The audience, fish, and freeloaders walk all over ben and jet. They need a present host to instill fear and get everyone in line.
>>219296064>meat olymicsok why is binx still there then? she will refuse to participate and get instantly winded from 1 second of physical activity. we don't need to see that again
>>219296342Jet is a retard but he's stubborn, Ben is actually a bitch who can't handle mean words
>>219295554>jet tries to throw pie in someone's face>misses>SEE IT'S FUCKING STUPID IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK
whats up with ppv cams?
>>219296287Ben sucks so muchAngry bitter bald kike
Tonight's content is a steak and hot dog BBQGet your bibs on! Ya might eat a little too much and throw up. Icky!
shoulda had bingo and bongo draw them instead of this shit
the twins are cool and creative and everything, but i have to tune out. this shit fucking sucks and is not fishtank on day 20 worthy
WE WATCHING SHOOVY ON CLAV
>>219296317how fucking new are you if you think it's just weed and nicotine lmao
>>219296275Anyone associated Ice and his orbiters immediately become non human to me
magic 8ball, does Jet Neptune have any epin b Easter-themed events planned for this weekendIt said noI don't know if that means there are no Easter-themed events planned or that there are but they won't be epin
>>219296267this chick and the one with the sunglasses are top tier
Im eating a mustard tuna wrap
>>219296324>you’re still having to watch the slop to make the postyou're in the slop general
why is lambert such a faggot bingbros?
>>219296267Man looks like a kebab shop owner. Why is anyone watching this?
Fuck this discord raid, I'm leaving
>>219296219Kek the zoom in close up of her teeth was kino
>>219296357Saying this in the fishtank general is hilarious
these roleplay challenges always devolve into everyone shouting over each other
FRANK NOW
>>219296263>makes product>people pay for product (with money)>listens to feedback from people who give moneywhat's so crazy about this?
the plan for a 30 day season was to cut down on times like this in the last 2 weeks of a 6 week season. wtf happened? get too cocky?
>>219296065Fucking reddit holy shit. >frank is crazy because he messed with people irl like 5 years ago hahha you dropped your dogs hahahah!! He rules the tank except when a jeet and blonde model beat him up poggers!
>>219296342>WHAT DID YOU CALL BETH
What if Famous House was bad: The Season.
>>219296355He is
>>219296349No dude, it's meant to be bad on purpose!I'm going to laugh my ass off when the meat challenge ends in 5 minutes. They'll fuck up cooking the meat, Landon will take 2 bites and stop, Bashir will stop shortly after because he's worried about getting gassy, and Drake will lose to the twins because they have 2 mouths and the wiggers will just call it after 20 minutes.
>>219296357It's not like Fishtank is a realer show than Ice's stream. Honestly Ice's stream has better production value than Fishtank
what the fuck is this
>>219296389based
>>219296122Reeks of last-minute ass pulls 100%
>>219296397enjoy your theater troupe slop
>>219296404Go make a different thread you dirty fucking paki, I'm not watching only fans girls and indians
Bongo isn't that fat.
>>219296357kys fishtank tranny
Do you miss Alex B?
Wigger Ls:>Cast a discord pedo who got doxxed out of the house night 2>Cast a scamming old chick that used them for a plane ticket and dipped day 3>Mexican landscapers knock out their internet for two days putting up a fence they had 8 months to do>Boomer freeloader puts the authenticity of the show in question with fake poop stunt>Same RP jobs everyday>Paying Bam 150k to basically be a freeloader that doesn't host anything>Kick a freeloader after 3 days because they put their servers under sinks>The fish do not care/keep forgetting about the Jungle room fruit basket RP mechanics>Not forseeing having the fish play xbox all day is terrible content>Thinking the enslave job would be anything more than 20 minutes of content, and actually expecting it to be a season long way to make RP money>Computer room is such a failure it was shut down after 3 days>Overpaid for a giant, broken keyboard for a "real competition" and wasn't used until the illusion of it being a real competition was long lost>Nothing but negative mainstream attention despite trying to distance themselves from Sam, due to Ben beating the fuck out of a drunk retard>Cast a freeloader that lasts 40 minutes because he is a pedo>Lose your biggest TTS farm fish because he only had 2 weeks of PTO>Lose your second biggest TTS farm because he is a schizo who couldn't stop threatening to kill people>Cast a freeloader that lasts 15 minutes and left over a sprinkle of sprite>RP mechanic dead midseason and shutting down the market>Goo room not even worth revealing at this point because they have long ditched the idea of the money being worth anythingDid I miss anything?
>>219296360this.
Anyone have a link to the twins' deviantart or wherever these comics are?
Fuck this I’m watching shoovy
>>219296397I was wondering the same damn thing lol
i'm so bored
the "meat olympics" tonight is gonna suck so bad
This shit fucking sucks
>>219296175delaney still owes me sex from years ago
Blane really ruined this skit
>>219296395I’m lurking in case a webm appears of Jet falling off the balcony
>>219296054Bettycels were the worst but interestingly enough some of them are ninacels which explains why they're so polarizing.
Some more Death Stranding 2 or some Stonedshard? Maybe mewgenics?
These girls are pretty hot. Funny how Ice Poseidon keeps feeding pickup lines through the earpiece too. The house is awesome.
>another acting bit
>>219296064Im not even going to blame the wiggers this time. All of this just falls on Sam for giving over the project or even elevating this literal retard into any form of creative control
>>219296447Has to leech on a fishtank thread to survive.
>>219296378What if I told you day 20 fishtank always fucking sucked. You just did not know any better back thenm
>>219296424>tune in>ice interviewing onlyfans model>girl doesn't have mic, can't hear her>ice asks her about her boobs>close stream
1 week left btw
>>219296360they are all extremely feminine
if you want to talk about ice on /tv/ have him pay off the jannies like sam did
All time best freeloader?
If they have such a fucked up time directing and producing they should probably just hire a couple competent people to be either the in-between communicators with the fish or a director who isn't in the middle of it all. Jets constantly reacting to every little thing as if he either has to be in complete control or have none whatsoever and it's exhausted all of the fish from knowing when and where they're allowed to be genuine human beings or play it up for the show so they mostly end up doing nothing at all.
>>219296464are you new to the kick chat or something? People spam the patrick boo all the time on the show.
>>219296451what was the jungle room fruit basket RP supposed to be
With two failed seasons in a row, this season was always just supposed to be an overly standard mental reset to get things back on track while production prepared for a proper return to form. Sam back for Season 6Full sized cast and length for Season 6Proper twists and acts for Season 6Trvst the plan.
Goo room can and will save this show
Bongo has to work two jobs while Bingo sits at home all day playing with lizards and smoking weed.
>>219296435Oh my fucking god why is Binx still there
should i buy binding of isaac or mewgenics?
>>219296503
>guys can you like make up like a story or like uh a sketch or something>fucks emma in the basementWhy Jet?
It's only week 3
I just finished eating a mustard tuna wrap. I will now jack off to loli porn because this show is so boring.
>>219296360It doesn't hel that Jets dirty laundry is all over the internet. Hes a laughing stock even the autist fish like Dan and Landon don't take him seriously and push him around.
>>219296503jeff
>>219296506keep coping
>>219296411it doesn't make for a good show
>>219296481Clav already fucked her
glad we turned into a cringey theater kid show with no sort of humiliation tied to it
>>219296481>Go ahead ABZ, take a look at her tits and her ass I know you want to, take a look, get her tiger hehehee>cam zooms in on her bare feetlmao goon sex pest harasser poseidon
>>219296515the plan is to milk paypigs with the lowest amount of effort possible until they realize this shit sucksonly sam had any semblance of artistic vision for this project and he gave up
That was it?LMAO THIS SEASON IS SO BADLY DIRECTED
>>219296451agree except that Ben beating the fuck out of a drunk retard was a W
DO THE DISABILITY CHALLENGE TONIGHT RETARDED IDIOT WIGGERS
>>219296515I forgot that Season 2 kept them over Christmas. What a brilliant decision
>>219296526neither, you should buy a season pass XL for fishtank.live
>>219296525milking her discord pigs is about all that's left of the show i guess
does she suck dick?
>>219296464can't imagine how the fucking kick zoomers feel about this shit lmao
>>219296515unironically true. jet admitted this by saying all he cares about is the show lasting 30 days and him giving out 50k at the end. unfortunately this season was still a disaster when he started seething over jd making claire comments.
>>219295358>There's toys for them that would get you kicked off fishtank if you did itI kneel
I don't care for red dress if I'm being honest
>>219296544Coping about what? I use the boo emote too you probably have me in a cap.Just surprised you are spamming the thread like a retarded fucking idiot
>>219296553Alex B entering killed any remaining drive the fish have left. It's just this from here on out.
Legit just put shoovy on
>>219296397Thirdie self-insertion
>>219296515Cope
This gay acting, does James find this shit fun?
>>219296545$10
>>219296553Would you watch an Alex Schultz directed season of fishtank?
>>219296509They were supposed to struggle to get food in the house, and if they leave the fruit basket on the stump, fresh produce would spawn in the morning. They didn't really care
>>219296566I'm sure she does
>>219296526Isaac and start watching eggman
>>219296481She's Jewish for sure.
Imagine if ben and jet woke up at 8am, started preparing content and then we had activity in the house from mid-day onwards, allowing late night wind downs to be handled by the B team.This insistence on having content happen at 4am makes it impossible for normal people to engage with the show
It's just gotten really lame
>>219296534whose bobs are those
>>219296577You're trans
>>219296593I would take a literal crack addict like Alex directing this over Jet
>>219296590That's his job.
>>219296515>>219296573He needs to have a W under his belt and get his passion backWhere is the Jet Neptune who was going to give us space station kino?
>>219296526buy mewgenics and play isaac flash version for free
>>219296614ben taylor's mom's
>>219296616And you have no friends or people that like you.
>>219296610It's the contestant's fault tho, don't you get it by now?
>>219296526slay the spire 2
>>219296515This is the most ridiculous cope I've ever seen. S4 was meant to be the recovery. It was even in the S1 house. Jet refuses to do legal paperwork and the season got cancelled early. The only other option is that he meant for it to end early and it was a huge scam.
>>219296616ben is a little pissy, don't worry about it
>The next season is going to be the best one yet>...Okay, maybe lower your expectations>Still surpasses even the lowest expectations with utter dogshit
>>219296451>Two 34 year old walled Latinas screaming into the camera nonstop
>>219295987Yep it was in the computer labfinally found it on director modeclip name "breathe nagga"1:02AM april 2ndlol just cut so perfectly
Did Jet bring in fast food yet?
>>219296610they've already realized that a group of like 10 fucked up rich neets will watch and fund the entirety of the show no matter what at any time of day so they'll just coast by on that for a few more seasons
Alex B would be better in ice poseidon show
>>219296635why are you trans lol
>>219296515the return to famous house seems inevitableS4 nostalgia for S1S5 nostalgia for S2S6 nostalgia for ?
>>219295312tayleigh is based lmao
based roberto
>>219296617>Alex Schultz>Alex B.nigga...
>>219296654Go back to the kick chat buddy You dont belong here
>>219296633Ben's mom has got it goin' onBen's mom has got it goin' onBen's mom has got it goin' onBen's mom has got it goin' on
>>219295312is there already bodycam footage?
>>219296064>they keep kicking out the contentThey actually thought Diamond was gonna be something, FUCK ME DUDE
>>219296465Delaney turns 40 years old soon
>>219296648good woman
didn't jet say they're paying the jeet like 3 dollars a day or 3 dollars an hour or some shit what's stopping me from buying one of those robots and walking around naked jerking my fat cock all day infront of a fat tittied jeetess?
The funny part about them kicking Alex B is that the only reason is they're trying to get a kick deal and don't want death threats or whatever. Everyone involved with the show from production, fish, and audience know he's not gonna actually kill someone. This idea is retarded because the show would have to be severely altered in many ways for it to fly on Kick. Maybe a year or so ago you could get away with edgier stuff but all the america first right wing people who stream on Kick to 300-600 people as soon as they got a kick deal they cut out slurs and timed out people for saying nigger in chat because they don't want to get kicked off of KCIP. A random Nigger here and there that isn't purposeful will be overlooked but Kick isn't gonna take kindly to the literal streamer themselves saying Nigger like Ben did himself 2 days ago multiple times. TTS will have to be censored too. Right now they are just flying below the radar.
idc what people think I think Alex Stein should've hosted
>>219296641>The only other option is that he meant for it to end early and it was a huge scam.if you haven't yet accept this was the case then you are a mental retard and should apply for season 6
>>219296304fucking right. what are their nukes? fucking letty. LOL
>>219296667>You dont belong hereThat's a good thing.
Better than Bet and Jen
>>219296684idiotic post
>>219296686Jan would've been a million times better
wow
>>219296682you can
>>219296590>does the actor like acting
they should alternate fans and non-fans every season. next season should be non-fans. i wanna see 12 james drakes and charities slowly lose their minds.
>>219296684They have a kick deal
>>219296655how the fuck has this been a season 2 nostalgia season?
what does JC stand for?
The hottest girl in the house said she went to turkey to get a nose job
>>219296686Just tone down the charlie kirk politics and he will be fine
>>219296451>Letting Vicky walk>Not having a cast of 16 people or backups>Not having any freeloaders on standby>Letting Jet run the show
Since when did kick allow the nigger word?
>>219296710They should do a normies vs. fans season
>>219296719because it sucks
they were just going to cook one meal for him but now they're going to have to cook for 8...this won't go well
>life is midgey
>>219296722jalapeno cpoppers
>>219296515
>>219296526Mewgenics
>>219296722just chinesenahimjustkiddin
>>219296676that doesn't answer my request
Give Antara the 50k
S5 Jet thought a coalburner whale leech was gonna be content as a freeloaderWOW
this season needs a "Josie discovering the first plushie" moment
>>219296729Mine was broken in a fight a long time agoI might get a rhinoplasty someday
site chat is not happy right now. wonder how the wiggers are feeling.
>>219296684Alex was actually full psycho mode there was a non zero chance he could’ve actually hurt someone, a fucking TTS telling him there’s money in James’s intestines when he’s drunk and alone at 3:30 AM and he could snap.
>>219296710non-fans would be just as boring with nothing to do. famous house only worked because they actually pretended it was a reality show and gave them daily tasks/directed conflict to happen
>>219296515Holy cope
>>219296751agreed
>>219295358hahaha TTS just quoted this saying whatever "nuke in air" he has will be a dud
NEW>>219296664>>219296664>>219296664new>>219296664>>219296664>>219296664
>>219296722juicy cunt
>>219296756They knew she was a nigger and they got her on anyways. It's a strict no nigger zone.
>fistank paypig chat turning against jet>tts paypigs turning against jet
lol that tts shitting on jet
>>219296719themed rooms, 10 fish, fucking nontent stretch with nothing happening for days at a time
Have the TTS paypigs ever gone this hard on production before what am I hearing LMAO
>>219296736Since clav
>>219296766nobody is happy (audience - everywhere /production/fish)
Gotta give Frank some credit, he probably knew jet and Ben were gonna fuck it up to the point where bringing him in would be the only salvation for the show
>>219296760JD hearing his song for the first time
6ix9ine will be hosting season six STOOPID
>>219296756you dont have a high enough IQ to get it
>>219296766>should we get another sponsor or run 30 mins of ads
>>219296694Probably letty for real. Grim.
>Bar corner: Jet says people who hate him dont send him money. Heres some cash Jet.dont be shocked when everyone cancels their passes in 2 weeks. Give us Frank. Whatever nuke you have in the air is gonna be a dud because you have zero discernment fagit.
>>219296733>Not having any freeloaders on standby>dude we have like 500 submissions to look through, you expect me to do that ahead of time?>wait you expect to not bring on unpaid fans as freeloaders?>what do you mean why isn't the show "good">ear me
>>219295358catering to simp paypigs or smth like that, no fun/different things
>>219296704Fishtank should be ran by Jan, Pelech, and Hassle
>>219296769they only made a good show because they were doing it ironically
>>219296792I'm JD, I'm gay!
>>219296781what did it say
>>219296821they admitted that they don't get any applications unless the show is live
>>219296845something like bring in frank jet cause whatever nuke you have in the air is gonna be a dud
>>219296451>planning a 'real' competition and immmeditately bring back the eliminated contestant for no reasonit was off to a good start and everyone was immersed
>>219296839ben put more effort into "pretending" to be a gay producer than he has in every other season combined
>>219296557thisdo fucking somethingwhole day of nontent
>>219296821also brags about how they barely pay freeloaders anything
>>219296853they shouldnt be taking applications from fans, its retarded, thats what gets u blane
>>219296886that's a local fan, even worse
>>219296451landon deserved to get his ass beat thoughbeit
>>219296610Honestly it should be reversed. The show should start at 7pm with filler shit during day while humans work
>>219296064paypigs have zero standards. if they want to grow their income (and not shrink) they need to appeal to ppl not paying atm. why would anyone sign up for next season when they blunder s4 /and/ s5?
>>219296025>Cast is 100% responsible for creating contentJet never learns
crazy that all the problems with this show happen only because there isn't anyone taller than 6 feet on production.
>>219296719It's like season 2 because they don't eat and they have nothing to do.
