>FTL NEWS:-- Meat Olympics tonight for $5,000 (Twins/Bashir/Blane vs. Landon/Drake/Laura)-- Frank says Burt is coming on Monday-- Frank: "After 3 seasons I was given the cold shoulder like I'm some random" https://x.com/FrankHassleYT/status/2040214569872720379-- The goo room is OFFLINE-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219297908
FRANK
Bashir
>>219299028James Drak is worth 100 men roarrrrrrrrrrrrr
ALL THE GIRLS ARE UGLY THIS SEASONTHE WIGGERS CANNOT RUN A SHOW TO SAVE THEIR LIVESMIZZY IS A GROSS HOG
Im gooning rn Give me material
Jungle team is fucked.
but why not tai? does jet know he'd also just make fun of jet
demonic show
>*Shits up your threads*
are the people in jungle room the only ones that got tts about not inhaling? thats the only way to win this
burt has claimed he probably wont burt off this time
>>219298937Binx having to do this challenge twice is so damn funny lmao, she was going through it the most after the challenge
>the meat will be undercooked and all the fish will die
The majority of the niggas in this house have B namesBingoBongoBinxBlaneBashir BenBill Ottman Bam
Sex with Binx
no throwing up during the challenge guys, remember the servers are bellow us lets keep off the hardwood too, in fact let's replace cigarettes with vapes
>>219299092
why not do the disability challenge already
Actually crying RN.Fuck Bashir he's a fucking woman beater.It's not fair he gets to keep winning.
Bashir's team has one extra person, Laura doesn't have a stomach, and nobody on James Drake's team smokes. How does Bashir's team not destroy this?
just took a massive neptune in the toilet (fishtank)
>yeah we like frank but i don't think he would work on this season with everyone expecting him and being fans of himWhy is this so hard for him to say?
>>219299103dude XD muzzie XD
Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?Jet, genuinely why is binx there?>are you a stupid fucking faggot retard?
>>219299094laura has no stomach and landons a tard that shuts down
gooping joop in the goo room
>coping already to your $100 paypigs
>>219299139for maejok
Landon and James Drake finally on the same team
Insider here, Jet has considered inviting Vicky back. It's only been mentioned quickly in passing with ben saying "hmm maybe, we'll see" then changing topics but you didn't hear this from me-Anonymous
EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS MINTSAHHHHHHH
>>219299052NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONGNO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
we need to be making content
>>219299103>Shits out of this
>>219299106Theyre not retarded>>219299133On s3 it also seemed super disbalanced but it ended up being close
>>219299094nigga how?>>219299133
why do they allow fish to hide their luggage in the basement?
laura cant puke because of her gastric bypass, shes gonna rupture her stomache
next season should be entirely twins
>>219299153
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775262289856777.mp4
HELL HOUSE...but if you won't want to drink milk you don't have to
>>219299133they have bingo so they'll lose
>>219299168Vicky already told Neptroon to fuck off lol
>>219299133Only bongo smokes
bam's jewish ass is celebrating Christ's execution
>>219299169does you body jiggle when you plap your fat fingers on the keyboard mints?
>>219299152>TTS blaring to bring Frank on when Jet is in the roomSure, buddy
>saves your season 5 sloptank
>>219299169Bashit fans are the worst lmao, look at this faggot >>219299103
>>219299130ya imagine if wins the 5k after being epically hassled like that it just wouldn't be fair bros i might just rope if it happens
>>219299127Get this on the memescreen now
Twins are going to cry tonight. Nontent weak whores
>>219299184because it devolves into peepee poopoo tank otherwise
>>219299203meanwhile the other team has binx who will do exactly what she did in s3 - nothing. bingo is starving so she'll at least help with the food
binx just saw her feet on the screen
>>219299194>>219299153
>>219299152This is the weirdest thing to say. Paypigs are MAYBE 3% of the audience.
insider here:mints has a parasite fetish and is filled with worms and other parasites. Inside his fat gut and ass is a ton of wriggling worms and his skin is constantly writhing. Sometimes the parasites peek out of his asshole and penis he is just filled with parasites they make him hands free ejaculate constantly
Why doesn't Bashir treat Binx like he did Beth? What's the difference?
What's the cope now that we know Bashir isn't Jimmy's guy? James Drake was W BASED though... he's like... hot
>>219299152then die like the dead rising franchisehttps://youtu.be/UUxJpDtg0Bs?si=QqR6pYvQ7KF7vfEU
Would I have sex with Binx? Yes. Would I like it? Yes. Would I ever spend an extended period of time with her or even attempt to humor her disgusting spic culture? No. Also, she fucks niggers and she might laugh at it.
James Drake the noble Knight. Bashir the Zutted. Landon the King. The tempting twins.
>>219299187Allah wills it.
>>219299211I’ll celebrate shitting down your throat
>>219299241did she puke
Frank isn't coming on and the show is better for it.
>>219299167anyone have the clip where she crawls up the stairs and disappears on the loop?
>>219299152I feel like this is the wrong conclusion to draw here.
>>219299182>disbalanced
That's a terrible Daryl Dixon costume
>>219299187
>heh this time Bashir is finished for sure
>>219299162>What is the deeeeeal with society?
Where are all the freeloaders that applied?
>>219299215is this the most memorable image to come out of season 5 (so far)?
>>219299184pretty sure hes lost it for the rest of the show
>wiggers didnt buy a fuckin lighter???????
>>219299196good woman
>>219299175i wonder if he wears tight jeans on purpose or if his wagon is so big that he can't find jeans that fit
>>219299128>pulling all ten out very slowly, one by one, as her dripping wet tight slit begs for your cock
Mints hereYeah it’s me posting here and not switching cams on director and accepting tts
>>219299226>Bashithow much money have you given your satanic e-hoe?
>>219299247He's a huge fishtank fan and gay
>challenges weak or non existent>no good freeloaders>bam barely gives a fuck>JD (the vibe nuke) somehow provided the most content>the alex b show>nontent jobs and themed rooms, cause jet thinks GMOD RP videos are funny when hes huffing galaxy gas>constantly cashgrab and shill shitty products>have four seasons worth of ideas yet can barely come up with anything entertaining>ignore and ban the one guy who could MAYBE save the show>"they kind of keep kicking out the planned content">"not listening just keeping working"the wiggers are completely creatively bankrupt and if this meat challenge ends up being nontent then the show should just end officially
>>219299263thisi hate when things happen. i like a boring, quiet house
wiggers don't even have a lighter
>>219299263stream*
binx may possibly be the worst fish ever based on how much time she has spent on the show all time and how little she has done
>>219299152what does compel someone to spam things like "vertical bar" in the global chat hundreds of times anyway?
>>219298937sam must have no financial investment in the show anymoreif he did he would've smacked jet for this trash abomination by now
>>219299196I guess if you're not gonna do anything creative and just use the show to funnel money away from the children of Indian casino owners it all makes sense
I just remembered how annoying Binx was during icky pukers in s3. What a bitch, God I hate her.
>>219299263 You are a gigantic retard, that's what you are
>>219299247there is a challenge in like 3 minutes
>>219299103>>219299275https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774859046276151.mp4
>>219299283
Cancer challenge. Based
i'm scared of what's going to happen next
>>219299306but she is the only one who competes with letty for how many members of production she's fucked
Need Burt to jerk off in bashirs bed
>>219299300Allah is a faggot and Mohamad is his gay pimpNow cry while I'm burning a quran
the indian robot is the only good new thing they've done this season
>>219299322who cares
>>219299282They didn't wanna fly anyone in
>>219299292He just loves flaunting it
>>219299263>the show is better for itthe show just is, its not worse or better
Would I have sex with Vicky? Yes. Would I like it? Yes. Would I ever spend an extended period of time with her or even attempt to humor her beautiful kratom culture? Yes. Also, she mogs faggots and she might purify it.
>>219299309sam is holding further investment over jet's head on the condition he do more icky puker challenges, hence tonight's challenge.
jet neptune nonchalant gimmick
>>219299303everyone but James Drake knows Frank. it'd just be Frank hangs out with fans house
Stroking my girlcock to Emma and wishing death on binx
dude it's me Frank Hassle from fishtank seasons 1-3
>>219299306i unironically think she's worse than emma and payton but people always forget about binx when they mention nontent for some reason
>>219299309He’s taking a percentage cut of the profit which is why it benefited him to plug the season a few times.
Mints here! I'm a fat gay faggot that loves to suck Jet and Ben off!!!! It's even better when they say good boy at the end :3
>>219299344cool
>>219299353interesting.
>>219299299hi mints
>peaks after 2 days on the tank>still here 10 days laterLiterally, why? She's not even hot so its not like shes TTS/fishtoy bait? fuck these faggots man
>smoking cigarettes in the house
>>219299363Payton and Emma are goated fag
>>219299353based gock poster
>>219299350hated it since season 1
>>219299354whoa are you the guy who got mogged by an underage girl?
She is going to completely break down during this.
>fishtank sign has been replaced with a whiteboard with fishtank written on itit’s fucking grim
youre mad I didn't fuck them,Because you believe I made advances to be fucked, but you believe I got rejected so you're mad cause you believe im mad I didn't fuck them, so you're mad at you believing im mad that I didn't fuck them?
>>219299354Dude its me Frank the Burt orbiter
jet just doesn't want frank to muscle in on the twins since they messaged frank to be on the show
sam left the peepee poopoo show to film his gay show with tiktok celebrities for 9 year oldsalso he got his verification removed on yt
>>219299386i will save her
Only HE can save this season!
i miss her
>some scam company selling d-grade meat at 8x grocery stores prices is their only sponsorgrim
Guy who buys meat he saw on Fishtank
>This season was supposed to be a spaceship>Instead you got the GOO room >Real spacetank is actually happening right now with pee pee poo poo Why are you watching this nontent?
>>219299384he's bad at pretending he isn't mad
>bill ottman coming into the office to find two Factor boxes stacked up on top of each other rotting
wtf is this
>>219299322No, I mean, from the get go. Not right this second.
will he ever live this down?
>We all eat ,some more than others
jet thinks calling himself fat makes him more likable, that is not why people hate your ass faggot
So much jet and ben, it really starts to become painful seeing them
Literally the only two times Frank did anything of note was when he made Tay feel like she was being raped and the Payton freak out. He got beat up by a fucking Indian s3. He's hyped up every year for fucking nothing. He's too fat to fucking move.
>>219299264nm. found it
>Frank kisses the wiggers of>EAR OUT, calling the show shit, etc.>/ftl/ just HAS to be contrarian and seethe at FrankHating this isn't a personality you know.
>>219299391bro stfu i'm doomposting rn
>>219299363yeah payton was way better than binx, especially since payton was a 19 year old normie. binx knew what the show was and was still awful.
>>219299391I need this shit on a tshirt
They all don’t gaf
>>219299391you fucked jimmy downey
jet created a yes man group chat so he could pretend nothing else exists
They're having fun
>>219299353this but also with a buttplug in my ass
>>219299396He thought he could promo an Ammo company on Youtube like an idiot. He loves self sacrifice
>>219299415some gay faggotry not surprising since this is the lame ass gay team
BingoBongo will win
>>219299424most of the reason i hate jet is because hes ugly
Do people really order all their meals? I've ordered a pizza once last year.
>>219299415the worst team in fishtank history
>kiwiniggers still believe tayleigh lives in Stephenville when even her bf doxxed that she lives in PalestineThese niggas are seriously retarded
>>219299436you need to stop getting wasted and begging for attention, b
>WHERE THE FUCK IS BAM
>>219299453retards do
>>219299391shadi, its not /bant/ hours yet. come back later baby
>>219299424he has actual body dysmorphia lmao. could just do a calorie deficit for a few months and be normal but hes spending thousands on ozempic and eating he way through any possible weight loss
>>219299396Got the c tier clav good job
>>219299401>please read before operating
please buy our based republican meat that comes to you in the mail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBTitlws0HQ
No wonder they had to eliminate Emma, she would have crushed this challenge. It would have been completely unfair.
>>219299391get your tits out spread your pussy and start masturbating until you squirt and post the video and show your asshole and feet too and spank your ass and ride a dildo with your arms behind your head with your pussy showing and make sure your pussy is shaved and bend over and finger your asshole with feet showing and suck a dick and swallow and post the video
KWAB
>frankly
>>219299418the beautiful bingo
>>219299396>interviews a looksmaxxer that isnt Clav>takes a serious tone>horrible unfunny banter between sam and tweedledee + tweedledum (his "top guys")>spends all his time on this show>plays video games with chris to avg 1k views perMDE died in 2016, just a reminder
bring back_______?
this guy has been in the confessional way too long. end this bit
>>219299350Of course ftl disrespects Kirk :laughing_wiseau:
the delivery prices are higher than when you go to the store+ delivery+ service costsits insane never do that on the regular just do the mathall the apps are also build to trick you and hide info you need to make a good decision
PLEASE TRY WINNING :(
>>219299475why do people buy this shit instead of just going to a butcher?
>>219299479
Frank Hassle here, why doesn't Jet like it when I sit in the basement and complain and smoke and spit everywhere?
>2 retards that are incapable of feeding themselves are supposed to put on an entertaining show
>>219299479Nigga just look at the prices lmao
>Advertising overpriced online d2c food to zoomers during one of the worst job markets and economic crunch since 2008 maybe even worse
>>219299479lmfaooooo
>>219299414I laughed
more shadi type shit fr
my head between laura's thighs
anytime you think life might maybe be fair - remember that these guys are making hundreds of thousands of dollars off this shitshow, and they hate you and think its funny you watch it
>>219299479>*Jet and Ben grasp each other's heads*>"I'm grifting.......I'm grifting......"
>>219299490>MDE died in 2016very true
>>219299430>Implying I care enough about that buddha body neckbeard to seethe about him
>>219299482start doing this!
>>219299391You literally fucked Jimmy
>>219299513everyone is saying this
>>219299509how you gonna hate on how a nigga get he paper?
>>219299503fishtank fans are too afraid to leave their house
>>219299492
>>219299476Now I see why charity dipped hahaha
>>219299479online meat? a scam? noooo
>>219299498the beautiful CK!!!! <3<3<3i don't remember seeing this one, nice.
>>219299476kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBTitlws0HQbodycam
>>219299479lol
>google backyard butchers>get multiple scam warningsnice
Laura might shit herself.
s5 nontents5 nontents5 nontents5 nontents5 nontent
>>219299391shut up
>>219299550KWAB
>nicotine poisoned binx againThis makes me happy
>they have to cook it firstjesus
where’s the host
>>219299550
Still stroking my girlcock to Emma, I'm starting to leak
>>219299526>the concept of jimmy listening to sd2016
>>219299532
>>219299479I would never trust any of these memey online meat companies. I'll get it at grocery store or an actual butcher
>>219299550aw bill is scared :(
>>219299567This is going to be a disaster.
artist watchers... is this our comeback?
>>219299436hopefully her stomach bursts and she dies
hey what's up Frank Hassle here, I'm gonna spoil the show on twitter and then immediately back pedal like a faggot
this is too convoluted, should have just been hotdogs
>>219299556
>>219299550>It didn't end in a shootoutGay
>>219299569>Officer you're acting just like Cole right now
>they're doing the trip /bant/ roleplaying thing on /tv/ now Reminder to filter all tripfags, especially during the season. These people are complete fucking losers.
>Landon and Drake have Binx and Laura on their team>Binx doesn't eat meat, drink milk or smoke>Laura had a gastric bypassThey're literally only doing this "leavers didn't get paid" speech so Drake doesn't walk out on this blatantly rigged challenge lmfao
>>219299391you fucked jimmy you stupid bitch. kill yourself
>>219299391Sorry, Shadi, but you had sex with JimmyThat is the lowest of the lowEven Claire rimming Jet is better than that
>>219299479Any company willing to sponsor fishtank is assuredly sketchy scammy shit
>>219299576the butcher especially because you need to talk to somebody
THEY HAVE TO COOK IT
>>219299550we're all watching this instead
i love sponsored segments on my abrasive counter culture entertainment
>might as well use butterholy fuck that's stupid
Has anything interesting happened today? Was there another rp thing?
RAW MEAT CHALLENGE
>>219299479how stupid and lazy do you have to be to buy meat from some random company and have it shipped to your door
>have to cook the meat in a speed challengethis is a bad idea
>>219299391>dur so u wanna fuck me?>dur u wanna see me get fucked?Deluded disingenuous pig. Why is this always your response? Were just calling u out for being a hypocrite delusional freak
>>219299550DAMN GUN ON JET HEAD
this is stupid
>>219299187shouldn't be putting foreign objects in your body
so much work just stick to hotdogs jesus
the butter is gonna burn and smoke lmao
this is so fucking retarded already
why are we getting this shit instead of the goo room?
>>219299596yeah Drake is basically 1v4 here
>>219299616>Has anything interesting happened today?Ice's stream
Isn't the host supposed to do this?All Bam does is watch AB videos and then tell the fish what happened to them yesterday
>>219299616Absolutely nothing
>>219299569Ladies and gentlemen....we got him
>>219299588but what about le sponsor!?
>>219299391imagine being your boyfriend
>>219299391I was one of the 5 guys big upping you on here during bitchtank.One of the few not judging you cos you were fat and mixed and whtvr.Your behavior after the show has severely disappointed me and shattered all illusions you were the person I thought you were.
>steaksomebody is gonna choke
Its valid to be mad at me fucking Jimmy but I honestly didn't know much about him at all atleast thats a reality based situation
jet says shit like "gaff" and "reel" and "staging" and convinces himself he's knowledgeable and talented. faggot wigger with slav farmer physiognomy should be working at a gas station or dead under a highway
>>219299247Binx isn't literally a prostitute who posts naked photos online for millions to see like beth is
>>219299596Landon also has never eaten red meat
>>219299391You fucked Jimmy the biggest lolcow on the show Holy cope
>>219299616literally nothing happened today, just sitting around yapping all day
>>219299641no one wants to buy fishtank slime
how is it a race if they cant finish cooking first and then eat? they need to explain every stage of the challenge before they even start of everyone gets paused after cooking and this is fucking pointlessTHE WIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ITS UNREAL
these fucking wiggers couldn't thaw and cook the meat ahead of time?
>paralel number of meats
>>219299645bams here to supply reaction images only
fucking meat challenge, lord almighty
>they don't even get to eat it as they cook it??????????????????????
>>219299587Spoiling another S3 fish coming is based, Jet is creatively bankrupt and deserves his shitty ideas to be aired out
>>219299661Don’t worry we still like you because you’re here with us now
what does the winning team get? immunity?
eat raw meat fast challenge
>>219299550The way Bingo is holding herself in fear is so hot.
Artist guys status?
>>219299675jet is retarded
James should’ve been working the fuck out the last two hours
>>219299653Thats fine that stops neither of us from living our lives
this is guaranteed to be a disaster
no more jet neptune type shit
that meat looks like it was made in the goo room
>>219299616no
>>2192996915000
>lump of fatdo americans really?
>>219299661thats fair
I for one am not thrilled that im not watching and dont even care whats happening, but it happens. Things change, people change…is what it is. Best thing ben and jet can do is put this show out of its misery.
>>219299661Nobody cares about your fat bitch feelings outside of bant
>>2192996915k
>>219299662and yet he's running a show making hundreds of thousands of dollars, and you're posting in a 4chan thread with a sweaty ass
>>219299596>>219299642>The cope has already begunBashir wins every challenge, Bashir dominates the house and discussion, Bashir beats the brakes off of production.Bashir won.
>>219299662i noticed this too lmaooo like just say "tape" bro - he's such a faggot
>>219299360
>>219299691$5k cash
>parallel number of meats in here
https://www.tiktok.com/@backyardbutchers/video/7622002584621993247that meat really looks like total shit
>>219299662>do you know what a bottle episode is?
>>219299672there is not a single ounce of game theory knowledge in the wiggers headsthis is not a game show its a tts milking project for retarded brown teenagers on welfare
>>219299391I'm mad you didn't fuck me actually
>>219299550lol when they walk into the kitchen you can see Antara just watching.
emma is crying
>me when BVRT arrives monday
It that all the meat? fuck is this
This is just a cooking challenge? Who can cook the best steak?
>>219299703kek
>>219299662TRVKE
>>219299709Good things these aren't feeling based statements
>>219299706That's... plastic
they literally have guns on tables covered in trash in the basement lmao
>>219299187I made that pepe
I don't get the challenge of 4 people sharing 6 steaks
>>219299688>le basedrope with haste
>>219299718this popped me
im gonna enjoy this challenge thoughbeit
>>219299703
>>219299482This is all shes good for
>>219299661do you enjoy making threads worse? im just wondering if youre doing it on purpose or not
>>219299719Caught like botting
ben prays to allah
>>219299568He appeared one hour this morning and sort of recapped what he saw on the recap video, which is still more attention than Sam paid
>>219299662>dead under a highwaydont worry, he will be in <5 years.
>>219299721>it's like breaking bad with the fly
>>219299759Stop being so fucking emotional
3 hour room temp shit steaks
>filter the tripfag>half the general disappears Damn, this really is all just bantdwellers on a different board. That's unreal grim, no wonder everyone's so miserable lol
>they aren't even going straight to the next part after cooking it and have to explain each part separatelywhat the fuck are these niggas doin!
so jet didn't want to cook all the meat himself so he made it part of the challenge even though it makes no sense as part of the challenge?
>>219299711If you really think fishtank as a whole will end in any other way than Jet Neptune behind bars, you are retarded. Every season is just one step closer to the inevitable destruction of someone evil who flew too close to the sun
>>219299718this nigger's brain is more cooked than the fuckin meat they're about to burn
>>219299719It does
am i the only one having trouble to login in ppv?
>>219299761link?
>>219299712man I want Bashir to win I don't care that it's rigged in his favor, it's just funny how hard they did it
>>219299711sadly, not all of us can have daddy sam to lean on whenever we run out of money
>>219299415>Drake getting fucked over with the worst possible team a second timekek
>>219299550so the real reason bezo was kicked is because 2b2t raid groups were swatting the house?
This season is like the fly episode where ben and jet slowly realise that it's pretty much over as it goes on.
Imagine Jet explaining anything to you holy shit
Man I would actually like this as a challenge. I love grilling, and I've gotten pretty consistent results for rare steaks.
>>219299759>/ftl/>worsenigga...
>>219299744post a video of a vibrator in your asshole and full power while you fuck your pussy with your middle finger and suck your tits and moan then fuck yourself doggystyle with a suction cup dildo on a mirror while screaming then stand up and rub your clit until you squirt on the camera
>>219299778Fuck you Shadi we all hate you
>>219299778do you ever stop talking about yourself? every time you're in here you're talking about some shit you did 2 years ago nobody cares about.
>oil. in.
>>219299781The meat is going to get a ringing endorsement from the contestants considering they have been eating EBT "food" from the market for nearly 3 weeks
why the fuck are they doing one leg at a time
>>219299247Binx is less immediately disgusting in a way
>>219299476Could have had an off duty cop season 1-4 but wiggers are retared
imagine curling up on blane's twitching chest and falling asleep listening to the rain
>some meat type shitThanks jet
Jet and Ben are saving a lot of their great ideas for the road show
>>219299751Cope, Jet
can't wait for someone to cut or burn themselves
this is disastrously retarded. is it part of the challenge to cook the meat as fast as possible??
>>219299415dont act like laura cant eat bro
>>219299415anyone got a pic of the other team?
>>219299821they actually didnt think it through at all. sam is the only reason triathlons in previous seasons worked at all
POLL: make jet a fish and emma as production
>>219299662>faggot wigger with slav farmer physiognomy
>>219299747I don't see the gun? Also, clean up after yourselves, wiggers. Disgusting.
>>219299791scroll up
veganbinx will ruin it for Drake and Landon. Easy money for Bash and the twins.
>>219299799
>>219299798didn't even think of that lmao
8 steak for 4, wtf is this challenge who cooks the fastest ?
>>219299697Allah convinced him it was more important to be a catty faggot
>>219299661Lay off the vodka and stop checking these threads your life will improve massively. This is a form of self harm shadi please find peace and move on the attention isn't worth it
>>219299778no im being objective. this is a fishtank live thread not whatever drama from your b season that barely anyone watched. so when you post you bring in a bunch of other simp/beta/incel nonsense with you. i thought the off season bant threads were for this shit
locked incant take good screencaps, i'm fighting with my gf over the phone
>>219299490So real, Sam has long fancied himself some sort of genius but when it came time for him to emerge from his ironic persona and generate actual intellectual or political commentary, he had nothing. Genuinely caught me off guard seeing how little he knew when talking to political guests.
>>219299787truuuu
>>219299848its covered in trash the cop picks it up
>>219299808based cooking enjoyermy old non stick grill pan was gone so i upgraded to a nice cast iron one and i was able to get my burger seared so its literally crispybig joy!
not even a challenge
>>219299821trust the plan or some shit >*hits the galaxy gas*>*sips kratom*
>>219299782I don't care, I'll take slow threads over those faggots any day
>>219299661what was jimmy like in bed
haste, makes waste.
This is fucking boring dude
This season is garbage because you fucks are focusing on the most boring motherfucker in the history of the show
>>219299836yep!
>>219299857>1. cook fastest>2. eat fastest>3. milk fastest>4. smoke fastest
i know u guys hate frank but i think its pretty disappointing if prod ruined the relationship to the point hes never on again
>>219299661>Anyways
>>219299806Uh you gotta like okay there are two George Foreman grills and each team has parallel meats you gotta get all the meat on a plate the judge will verify your meats>do we eat the meat? How do we know what the judge is looking for? Uh just focus on cooking the meat we’ll explain next steps as we reach them and make sure also not to trip on the GAFF tape
>>219299815I think more people talk about myself than I do, now that im talking about myself (which I usually do in response to people talking about me, thats reasonable) I typically like to talk about guys, music, and random things like Sasuke, or general gossip.
that doesn't even seem like that much meat for 4 people
>>219299872shut the fuck up okay we tried out best. we have something coming after that i think will be mad funny
>>219299887HELL HOUSE!
Landon handling that knife like a retard he is about to stab someone
Connor update
What's the point of finishing first if you can't eat the meat yet?
It's about to get very smoky in there.
im about to get banned i think
Food poisoning challenge!
what the fuck is laura doing to that steak
>>219299719terrible reviews everywhere
at the risk of sounding like moviebob, this really doesnt seem like an insanely large amount of meat. James Drake alone is probably going to inhale 80% of his team's in like a minute.
guarantee the smoke alarms go off.if the house has flood alarms it will have smoke alarms.>inb4 the fire dept. shut them down
>>219299878>flooding the media board with pictures of the onlyfans whore's previous liaisons including the weird little midget freak of nature and Rampage Jackson
wow binx touching raw meat. also bingo just touched the grill for some reason
>>219299893no one cares
>>219299476>Jet lives rents and lives in a 2 million dollar house year round
those steaks look fucking awful
>>219299889Who are they milking?
Welp Laura is retarded
>>219299894yes they are taking the piss out of it that's the joke
>>219299859Im bored and my life is fine. You guys take shit too seriously I swear>>219299860Its fishtank live related
im zoned out
MORE BUTTER
>not smashing the pattiest to make them thinnerretards
>>219299912Yeahanywayslife is mizzy
>>219299550christ is king
>>219299906did u do something bad
Liquid shit night hype!!!!!!!
>>219299923that was the craziest thing i have ever seen in my life
this is lowkey retarded
the grills are fucking cold lol
>>219299540True lol
>>219299925you need to try to recruit frank in your conspiracy against the wiggers
>>219299938E. Coli TANK!!
>>219299550lmao these retards are actually keeping guns in the basement because they're scared of internet "death threats"
Burnt butter is generally safe in small amounts but not ideal for health. While browned butter (beurre noisette) is safe and flavorful, smoking/blackened butter produces harmful compounds like acrolein and free radicals that can irritate the throat and pose long-term health risks if consumed frequently. Health Concerns: Overheated and burnt butter can produce potential carcinogens, similar to other charred foods, which should be minimized in your diet.Smoke Point: Butter burns easily due to milk solids.
>blane can't get the meat out>puts plastic on the grill>bongo is flipping itfuck are these niggas doin!
>>219299943>943>lowkey?????????
bongo understands its a george forman
>>219299917Then don't respond simple as that there's also an option to filter me
are the grills even on?
I'd really enjoy hearing a complete summary of the season from Antara's perspective
YOU ALL, IN TEAMS OF 4, HAVE TO EAT 5 WHOLE STEAKS
Why aren't they using olive oil
hitman contracts ost
>>219299912You’re telling me that an adult male could eat 4 small cuts of steak?I don’t think you realize, this is hell house
>>219299904you get to start phase 2 first, at least i would hope so
NO SALT AND PEPPER?
>>219299937i got blocked from posting for 2 minutes randomly and that happened another time right before i got banned
just rape everyone to death dude
this challenge is really well thought out and has no flaws at all
>>219299662>IS THE CAMERA PUSHING
why the fuck are they flipping them
>>219299951Frank knows about everything and his girl. Lol
>>219299490you don't understand how much money you can make as a 1k andy, especially sam
>>219299925dress in a reverse bunny girl outfit with floppy bunny ears and a buttplug bunny tail and pink heart-shaped pasties and masturbate with a hitachi magic wand with your feet showing until your squirt with your face showing
owari da
This might aswell be a cigarette challenge, this whole cooking bit is so stupid. Like really fucking retarded.
frank really is fucked up
>>219299971isn't it silent assassin
>>219299912You don't understand, they also have to COOK the steak on the George Foreman Grill
>spreading germs all over every surfacelol
>lets cut away to other rooms real quickfuck these niggas doin?
dumb vegan hag
>she added more butter
>>219299968>>219299978Jet has never cooked and just eats DoorDash for every meal
Do any of them know how to cook?
>>219299550lol each wigger has a gun at his desk, they think they’re in a zombie movie
>>219299968butter tastes better on steak and the wiggers don't buy good olive oil
>landon has never eaten beef before>laura doesn't have a stomach>binx doesn't eat meat>they might still win this leg
>cooking cows in front of the indian robotkek
i have been a vegetarian for 10 years
>>219299476>>219299550ANTARA NOOOOO
>>219300004its kino dude!
FRANKWAB
>>219299476Wow! That was the hands down, by far, the most entertained I've been all season.
>>219299996and make sure your body is lubed up with oil so your skin is extremely shiny and do it on the floor
>>219300001no it’s from contractsi remember it at the very beginning
GOLDSTRIKER inbound
It's not even on
lets plug multiple 1500w appliances into one extension cord type niggas
>they ain't washing they meat...
i love steak as much as anyone but those look like shite quality and gross
>>219299995lol I hope they make her eat it.
No wonder charity left after the swatting lolAlso the wiggers having a machine gun on top of their desks lol
>>219299997>>219299999at least I can stop watchingwas only holding out for frank
its a retarded show
>THE GRILLS DONT WORKTHEY DIDNT TEST THEM LIKE THEY DIDNT TEST THE KEYBOARD
i feel like we need to save frank he's in a bad place he needs to be brought back to life
>hey uhh are the grills even on?
Didnt even turn this shit on kek
Thinking you can run 3 griddles off one circuit
Turns out hooking up three george foremans into one junction into one extension cord wasn't a good idea
>>219299999nice digits
>>219299981<3
Good job wiggers
>DID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFOREDID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFORE>DID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFOREDID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFORE>DID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFOREDID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFORE>DID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFOREDID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFORE>DID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFOREDID YOU GUYS TEST THEM BEFORE
>>219300019James Snake could out eat all 4 of those retards on the other team
>>219299995rekt
>>219300017You add butter towards the end of cooking, you sear steaks at 450+ degrees so you need quality with a high smoke point
>this entire challenge
They're going to blow a fuse.
>>219299995we have seen the way she treated kittens
>>219300039Ansara did actually raise this point earlier and scolded Emma for not washing her chicken
lol what a mess
>>219300035NIGHT OF FIRE
Fuse tripped because there's 4 fucking grills plugged in
turns out you can't plug 4 grills in one outlet lmao
lol bashir has to explain to these wiggers how power supplies work
They keep tripping the outlet
RETARDED WIGGERS FLIPED THE BREAKERS
>>219300035so sam's new fad he'll drop in two months is drifting?
What a fucking mess.
FUCKTHISSHIT
uh oh wiggers are gonna be mad tonight after another flop of a challenge!!
its just L after L
Even one george forman grill is enough to trip a fucking breaker if it's on the wrong one
>>219299476>our producer has a rifle on his deskdude...
all they need to do is connect 2 of the grills on a different outlet, how incompentent are this morons?
BREAKERS TRIPPEDLIGHTS ARE OFFA CLASSIC BEN AND JET CHALLENGE
imagine raping ben taylor
I can't watch this
They're just going to run around with an extension cable tripping breakers lmao
just.. simply beautiful all day for this btw
>how many wiggers does it take to plug in a George Foreman grill
>>219300073I remember when this was a risqué tweet
>>219300039You don't even need to wash it but you should make sure to wipe down any surfaces where jooce spills and try to keep it contained to the packaging.
>>219300076hehehe
>>219300032they all blend together for me, the old hitmans had goated soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/5O8zlO5MKEk
white people don't be seasoning their food
inb4 the wiggers blow a fuse
PLANNED
yeah this is way better than frank
>they tripped the breakershope the sponsors enjoy this
Flipping breakers time
i thought bashir was a superfan. how does he not know icky pukers?has he seen s3?
>>219300085>>219300083I love how stupid the wiggers are.Someone said this would happen earlier
8 months of prep time btw
L TANKFAKE TANKDEAD TANK
>>219300104kek
>ben I told you to test the grills beforehand! george foreman? no, BEFOREHAND
HOLY FUCK JET YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST 0 IQ ZERO PLANNING RETARDED FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGER ON THE PLANET
the funniest about FT is watching the wiggers fail
INCOMING WIGGER CRASHOUT IN 5 MINUTES
LMFAO
total retardations>>219300116typically its a circuit breaker, not a fuse
Imagine if they cooked the steaks before, put them in a big trough and did it that wayWould've been so much funnier than this slop
there is literally NOTHING jet can do rightthis is super cringekino lmao
>cringe kino
Who could have seen this coming?????
THEY LOST POWER LMAO
this is so embarrassing
Bingo seems really sad.
ANTARA IS KILL
UH OH STINKY CHALLENGETIME TO DOWN SOME MORE KRATOM AND CRASH THE FRICK OUT ON THE FISHIES AT 2AM!!!!!!!
angry ben
YOU CANT PAUSE COOKING RAW MEAT
LOL LOL LOL
Antara has died
god damn retards
good time to leave
i predicted this hours ago and im an uneducated neet
>>219300162LMFAO
LOL holy fuck the wiggers are retarded someone TTS how to flip a switch so they know
>>219300072do they even have olive oil? i dont usually cook meat im vegetarian
oh the fuse...
This is what happens when you mute a nation
>>219300141his life is going pretty well my dude lol
wiggers are beyond stupid. they probably thought more about the ebin cigarettes theyd smoke than actually setting up the challenge
>Sam just cracking jokes on twitter, talking about cars, and releasing new episodes of the hit youtube series Pause, Snack, Continue>Frank taunting him on twitter not coming to save the tankWhat's he feeling rn?
hope those extensions cords are the right gauge
lol.
the raped
someones getting sick from this lmao
>>219300153she just wants to eat already
Wigger math L
>"the entire house lost power">lights still on in several rooms>stream still up???
total production humiliation
They should've just gotten portable propane grills lol what the fuck were they thinking?
Most prepared they’ve ever been
>be the wiggers>sit around all day huffing galaxy gas>never give the contestants anything interesting to do>cook up retarded version of the triathalon rather than buying beef hotdogs>fuck the breakers over and over again because they do no testingAllah sent Bashir to this show to embarrass these dumb ass wiggers.
The only entertainment, as always, is seeing the wiggers fuck up
>Antara died for this
damn yo
it's fake you tards, securuity cams and ceiling micsa are still working
if its all judged before eating whats the point of making both teams cook at the same time?
tech expert maejok will fix it
I love watching the wiggers get karma
those guns are about to be put to use in the basment
and when they get the power on and the grills working THE BUTTER IS GONNA CHAR AND BURN AND SMOKE LIKE FUCKING CRAZY LMAO
>>219298937THEY DIDNT TEST RUNNING 6 GEORGE FORMAN GRILLS ON 1 CIRUIT
>let's connect every stove on the same outlet
>>219300181you forgot the body cam footage getting released lmao
>>219300153she starving
>>219300175Peanut oil works, too. They only have butter as far as I can see.
You just can't make this shit up
Wait what happened? I walked away for a second.
wigger incompetence is truly something
>i fuck up everything
>>219300209retard doesn't know how a breaker works
>>219300198>propane>indoorsyeah you would fit in perfectly with these retarded wiggers
>>219300143
this pretty funny in a cosmic sort of way
>american houses cant even run 4 george foreman grillsLmao 3rd world country
CHALLENGE CANCELLED
oh they are mad
mints seethepressing every button on his epic sound board
NEW>>219300192>>219300192>>219300192new>>219300192>>219300192>>219300192
Did they put all the grills on the same outlet? Neptunian
>>219300209>haha we made ourselves look retarded and incompetent ????
MAJOR LEAGUE CRASH OUT
>>219300209the wiggers are not competent enough to rig an electricity failure
>>219300204its crazy how entertaining that isNever fails to make me laugh
>>219300209No, they tripped the circuit breaker for that room.
something big is about to happen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guys is Jet actually retarded? I thought it was a joke
ugh why the fuck did mints have to come back
>>219300004mints is subhuman
>He Won
>>219300229you’re literally the donald glover pizza meme
It's really incredible how they manage to fuck everything up so consistently. Do they not do any testing at all?
>>219300194it's just a breaker flipping from trying to run too many things
>>219299550>we already know you've been swatted a few times but we have to treat it like it's real everu timethat has to get tiresome
>I FUCK UP EVERYTHING
The last 90 seconds was the most enjoyable the show has been in days.
>for this next challenge, we will put our spastic retarded contestants under heavy time pressure and place them infront of raw meat juice, knives and burn risks
>>219300291every time the wiggers lose we win
>>219300236Are you familiar with the gas stoves found in most homes
this all apart of the viral clip challenge?
>we got this amazing new sponsor>sells meat>cancel thriatlon>delay it by a coule of days>let's replace the hotdogs and milk with said meat>hotdogs are easy to cook, don't need to be perfect, could cook all of them at the same time>meat needs to be cooked perfectly>needs 4 separate grills for the challenge>plug all of the grills one a single outletWhat a bunch of dumb retards. I hope this is the last real sponsor they ever get.
>>219300072butter smokes at 300F you need ghee (450F)
>>219300189I’m sure that by making step 1 ‘cook the steak as fast as possible’ none will be undercooked
>>219299418"nahmjuskiddin"
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHITYES IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME BUT JESUS CHRISTCAN THEY DO ANYTHING?!?IT DOESN'T WORK IF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING FALLS THROUGH3 DAYS OF CRAP ALREADYFUCK YOU FUCKING WIGGERSI'VE BEEN RAPED FOR 5 TECHNICALLY 7 OR 8 SEASONS
>>219300236Yes, propane indoors. You burn it. Though, these tards would probably leave it running so you have a point.
>>219300347no such thing as undercooked beef, you can literally eat it raw
>>219300356all they care about is doing drugs
>>219300207i think he's legitimately embarrassed for jet and ben
>>219300320that use natural gas and not propane? yeah
>>219300389This isn’t Michelin quality, it’s low quality boxed meats that have been sitting in a fedex truck for 2 days
>>219300409shamefur dispray pardner
>>219300389enjoy the worms
