/tv/ - Moses, it's time for your annual viewing of The Ten Commandments - Television & Film

Anonymous

Moses, it's time for your annu(...) 04/03/26(Fri)22:19:26 No.219304043

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Moses, it's time for your annual viewing of The Ten Commandments Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)22:19:26 No.219304043 Archived

The most based movie ever to exist.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)22:23:16 No.219304282

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)22:23:16 No.219304282

>>219304043
Ben Hur is more appropriate for Easter and Passion of the Christ for Good Friday.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)22:29:48 No.219304561

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)22:29:48 No.219304561

>>219304043
Moses never existed though

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)22:45:08 No.219305257

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)22:45:08 No.219305257

>>219304043
I watch it every year too. They used to play it on TV guaranteed for Easter but those days are gone.
>Blasphemers!
>Idolaters!
For this, you shall
drink bitter waters

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:45:44 No.219307371

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:45:44 No.219307371

>>219304561
And yet he's more relevant to world history than you will ever be.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:46:52 No.219307404

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:46:52 No.219307404

>>219304282
Well since The Ten Commandments is shown at Passover, ok?

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:48:09 No.219307440

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:48:09 No.219307440

Sorry. I can't. I'm wandering the desert right now.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:49:28 No.219307491

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:49:28 No.219307491

>>219304043
Wrong holiday and religion, sweetheart.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:53:06 No.219307603

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:53:06 No.219307603

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watch The Egyptian instead

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:56:34 No.219307706

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:56:34 No.219307706

I watched Jesus Christ superstar

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:57:48 No.219307745

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:57:48 No.219307745

I watch Prince of Egypt because I like to singa

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:58:51 No.219307800

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:58:51 No.219307800

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They are re-releasing it in 4K for the 70th anniversary this year, which means hi-def Anne Baxter nipples

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:59:15 No.219307824

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:59:15 No.219307824

>>219307371
Chill bro, its just a fairy tale character.

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)23:59:36 No.219307840

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)23:59:36 No.219307840

that wojakchan edit is HOT

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)00:10:06 No.219308311

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)00:10:06 No.219308311

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>>219307824
>Antagonists are atheists
>still less annoying than 4chinners
what did De Mille mean by this?

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)00:16:11 No.219308493

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)00:16:11 No.219308493

>>219307824
*tips fedora*

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)00:42:13 No.219309420

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)00:42:13 No.219309420

>>219304282
I love those movies.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)00:43:40 No.219309463

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)00:43:40 No.219309463

>>219307824
We're not talking about your girlfriend, anon.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)01:02:05 No.219310046

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:02:05 No.219310046

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>>219307800
Pretty sure the 4k came out last year, unless you're talking about yet another new version.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)01:19:27 No.219310555

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:19:27 No.219310555

>>219310046
It might be a previous version, not sure.
https://cbn.com/news/entertainment/ten-commandments-film-hits-70th-anniversary-heres-where-you-can-watch-it

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)01:31:26 No.219310906

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:31:26 No.219310906

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>>219310555
>A 4K version of the 1956 classic was released by Paramount Home Entertainment in March 2021 for the film's 65th anniversary.
Ah, I thought it was more recent. Well it's kino, one of the most beautiful 4k releases I've seen yet.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)01:34:21 No.219311036

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:34:21 No.219311036

>>219304282
You should just read The Holy Bible dumbass. Why even watch movies when you got that?

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)01:55:58 No.219311971

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)01:55:58 No.219311971

>be american "christian"
>venerate old testament more than new testament
>throw a tantrum when actual christian country doesn't want to side with you.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:00:00 No.219312156

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:00:00 No.219312156

>>219304282
Passion of the Christ is torture porn with little to now theological value. Watch The Gospel According to St. Matthew instead.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:04:15 No.219312338

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:04:15 No.219312338

>>219304043
I felt really sad that Moses didnt end up with her, shes so cute

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:05:21 No.219312383

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:05:21 No.219312383

>>219311036
Because he is a LARPer

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:08:53 No.219312560

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:08:53 No.219312560

>>219307824
the bingbang is a fairytale for nihilists

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:09:27 No.219312589

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:09:27 No.219312589

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>>219312338
for me its Lilia

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)02:22:56 No.219313182

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)02:22:56 No.219313182

>>219311971
And then when they mention one single movie about the NT is the fucking Passion. American "christianity" is 100% performative, there's nothing authentic about the religious experience in America.

Anonymous
04/04/26(Sat)03:02:17 No.219314430

Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)03:02:17 No.219314430

>>219313182
>there's nothing authentic about the religious experience in America.
Theology doesn't fit into commercial bloc on TV channel.
Besides, if americans will begin reading Bible they might start asking Pete and Mark why they went silent about closing Holy Sepulchre