"Realism" is for midwits.
I’m Rapeman
>>219305196It was like Nolan was trying to make Batman into literature or some shit. Throw a fucking batarang! I don't want Batman to spew his life philosophy at me unprompted.
>>219305196I get why Nolan would make this a no-superpowers type world since then you'd question why Superman doesn't just fly into gotham and grab the Joker
>>219305763Superman doesn't exist in Nolan's world you goofy shitskin.
>>219305902That's the point, that I get why Nolan would make it a real world type setting except for the existence of Batman (and a few other weird things like a ninja assassin clan) since the existence of other superpowered heroes would invalidate all of that as a threat
>>219305196Wasn't grounded and tacticool enough for me
>>219305987The first movie does have the vibe that there maybe something supernatural out there but once we get to The Dark Knight all that stuff gets snuffed out.
Meanwhile they’re the best Batman media by far
>>219306389It's not Batman it's Law & Order in a cape.
>>219306426They're James Bond movies with characters larping as Batman characters
>>219306496Craig Bond to be specific.
I feel like super heroes who dont kill is a very childish idea. Criminals cant be let away with their behaviour. They need to die.
>>219305196"realism" is the point of adapting something into live action. Watch a cartoon instead if you disagree, child
>>219306059Yeah BB was definitely more comic booky than TDKThe problem with TDKR was that it attempted to mash the comic booky goofiness of BB (League of Shadows returning) with the crime thriller groundedness of TDK
>>219306677Superheroes are inherently fascistic so writers have to come up with these ridiculous rules like no guns and no killing to make them liberal leaning
>>219306836>Operating outside the law of an incompetent and corrupt justice system >Fascist
>>219305196WHEREISSHEGARBLEGARBLEWHERERACHELGARBLEGARBLEJoker enjoying alot of Batman's spit.
>>219307100Vigilantism is fascistic
>>219307168"He's trying too hard." - My Mom during the "Swear to me!" scene.
>>219306836>>219307249Oh fuck off Alan.
>>219305196The best adaptation of the Batman mythos unironically, is the TV show Gotham which took the idea of Gotham City being a place where any insane thing can happen and ran with it.Batman comics are at their best when they run with that idea in mind and it's a damn shame movies don't seem to go that direction
>>219307295I'm going to put a hex on you
>>219307335Kek.
>>219306677Super heroes are childish
>>219307249But propping up a broken and corrupt system isn't because?
>>219307249It can be.
>>219306729>"realism" is the point of adapting something into live actionBy that logic pretty much no comic book ever should be adapted to live action because their characters are inherently unrealistic Spider-Man, X-Men, Spawn, and yes, Batman Grounding fantastic concepts in realism is a meme that should've died out years ago
>>219307529Unironically yes because I'd rather trust a government or political organization with checks and balances like the police than one man who isn't >But muh corrupt policeWe have internal affairs offices for that. Governments aren't corrupt, individuals within them are.
>>219307917Imagine bootlicking for governments
>>219305196Top 3 worst batman ever>Twilight kid>Bale>Michael "Cant move muh neck" Keaton
>>219309334>Hates 2 of the actual best Batman actorsLemme guess, you're all about Batfleck, huh?
>>219309334>>219309433Batfleck was only interesting in BVS he was awful as a regular Batman in justice league
That was the CoD era. Everything had to be tacticool then
>>219309433>Adam west - Goofly era - Plays goofy batman well>3 Serious Batman - "Dark serious tone" -Constipated face,voice and frankly everything.>Adam West clears these shitters.>Batfleck atleast did an insane Arkham fight>The constipated Batmen got only the support of soimillennials and have to beg the rest of the cast to carry the movieLemme guess unc you're are a nostalgic manchild
>>219305196Why'd he take his rags off?
>>219309433Batfleck is what Batman should be - an unhinged, violent psycho who puts villains in the ground and has no illusion he's doing any good, that people are rotten to the core and that good is an illusion
Absolutely.Sculpted abs/body armour that makes midgets look intimidating. THAT'S how its done.
>>219305196They fucked him over by saying that he was too muscular to be Batman. Do you really think Superman would be more muscular than Bateman? Superman is like naturally strong and this atmosphere would be too little to exercise his muscles properly so he would be a bit schlubby, but Batman it a highly trained Earth human with extensive physical training so he would be the peak of Human physical fitness and hypermuscular
When You Realize Why They Took His Rags Off You'll Shit Bricks
>>219305196>"I'm not wearing hockey pads">wears hockey pads
>>219305196Based and rule of coolpilled
>>219305196I probably wouldn't go for that approach if I was calling the shots but I enjoyed it a lot. Same with the Arkham games to an extent.It's cool to see how the "super" is explained with or supplanted by technology, but I was already more accustomed to a more "super" version of Batman like 2004. Less time explaining how Batman is super and more on what he does with it. On the other hand, when you know you've got weekly episodes (or many comic issues) to show off the character that way I guess you do have more freedom to build up the feats compared to the limited runtime of movies and the gaps between each.
>>219305196You're posting the batman that tried the hardest to be realist thoughverbeit
>>219305196I don't know about realism but this trilogy of movies came out at the happiest time in my life and has become something of a dire comfort rewatch for me now that everything in my life has gone to complete and utter shit.
>>219307917>The sewer doesn't stink, but the shit flowing through it does.
>>219317263What are your favourite parts of the trilogy, anon?
>>219317626The ones that make me forget I want to die.
>>219305196Nolan could unironically make a great Metal Gear Solid adaptation.
>>219317692So definitely not the "HIT ME!" scene.
>>219305763No sunlight in Gotham. Superman's powers don't work there.
>>219306729I bet you got hard when Cyclops made that yellow spandex joke in the first X-Men movie.
>>219307917>We have internal affairs offices for that.Who do next to nothing and help facilitate the corruption.
>>219305563You can do both, look at Michael Mann films.
>>219306577Noland Batman was first so other way around. Keep seething, marlel.
Chadfleck was peak Batman because he was ripped straight from TDKR. Pattinson is the worst because they took the already retarded "muh realism" approach of Nolan to absolutely ridiculous proportions.
>>219318923At least Battinson looks cool. And his Gotham looks like Gotham and not Chicago.
>>219305196Idk. There's something about the visual realism of the Nolan Batman films that *is* interesting, but it's hard for me to pin down. I say visual realism because TDK has some ridiculous logistical problems. It falls apart if you start thinking about it.
>>219319133Maybe what it is, and this is more in BB, and really only works as an origin story, but realism might kinda work in a superhero story where you see all these "realistic" elements building towards the vision of a comic book reality, and the moment when you finally see comic book visuals on screen, it's more impressive b/c the movie took its time to build towards making that surreal imagery "real".Maybe that's it.
>>219305196"midwit" is a cope word for the legally retarded.
>>219306049Ahh yes, a fully heat insulated suit for a man who spends his nights doing intensive physical exercise. What could be the drawback?
>>219318923Batman looking like a tank has always been retarded. He should be Michael Jordan, not Ronnie Coleman. Battison suit looks the best even if the movie was underwhelming.
>>219320082THIS. Get the batcock out let us see that shit flopping about now fucking faggots
>>219320082Imagine the smell...
>>219320086I think he should be a muscular guy. He needs to be brawler-y enough to feasibly go toe to toe with a group of thugs. Granted he still needs to be agile enough for ninja parkour. Something like a mixture between a MMA light heavyweight build and an olympic gymnast build.Also here is an untapped potential for realism edgelords: make batman a canon steroid user. His entire schtick is that he is physically supposed to be in peak shape. If bruce wayne is serious about being the fastest and strongest he can be to protect gotham, roiding is mandatory.
It's incredible how Begins is far and away the best in the trilogy
>>219319861You can say "top of the bell curve" if you are feeling fancy
>>219320086>Battison suit looks the bestNo it's Batfleck(BvS)>Battinson>Bale(begins)>Keaton>Kilmer>Clooney
