Mario Galaxy is a Conservative Masterpiece
unironically, that'll be why critics don't feel compelled to give it a good review. It's also not about the "immigrant experience", which you could at least partially argue the first one was.Doesn't make it a good movie. It just means the gloves are off.
>>219310541>theroyalpedophile
>>219310541>>219310745Mario, Luigi and Peach are immigrants and minorities in the Toad ethnostate. Peach is also an orphan
>>219310745>the gloves are offhe's clearly wearing gloves in that image you fucking liar
>>219310541>main romancethis movie maintains corporate platonicslop standards for all post 2010s animated/kids movies, peach is mario's girlboss friend and nothing more
>>219316255kek
>peach rescues herself and rescues rosalina>mario and luigi go do some B plotIt's woke.
>>219310541Mario is brownThere is no romance in the movie
>>219310541If it doesn't have Bowsette im not interested.
i already know from the other thread that peach is a girlboss and she makes fun of mario and is better than him at everything.nice cope tho
>>219310541>CGIslopJewish garbage.Give me Hand-Drawn or Stop-Motion animation or give me death!
Is that why it's got no story or redeeming artistic merit?
>>219310745genuinely how did wokes get into these positions of influence in the first place?
>>219310541The protagonist is non-white and the movie has a transexual in it
>>219310541These fake right-wing faggots need to fuck off already.They do nothing but poison the well by pushing traditional values while doing fuck all to push them.They'll even go as far as defend pedophiles if they can paint it as being based.They're culture vultures of the worst kind and Musk is a faggot for promoting these queers.
Aren't the women girlbosses?
>>219310541>Account based in: India
Did they remove the feminism this time?
Great another Twitter screencap thread of a post made by a guy to maximise engagement to earn a few dollars.
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>>219310770The mass suicide of these cultists will be so satisfying.
i watched it with my nephew. it was a very bland safe movie. borderline what you'd call content. at least it was better than the minecraft movie.
>>219310770Not contradictory. Releasing the files has had a pure, 100%, unambiguous negative effect on everything Epstein related. Not one, single good thing has come out of it. Biden (or rather his handlers) were 100% right not to release it. It's already been swept off the news cycle, didn't effect ANYTHING, and broke the minds of a bunch of normies. Great work guys.
No black peoples is s conservative standard?
>>219317427No, no, that's just all movies these days. Conservative is a synonym for "normal" these days, if your movie isn't about obese black trannies fighting the patriarchy and colonizers or whatever it's Conservative.
so idgi is this movie based or puzzled please tell me what to think
>>219316189Holy Truth Super Nova.Also, it was very gay when Bowser kissed MarioAnd it was very gay when Fox and Mario stared into each others eyes
>>219318482There were black people in the yoshi montage
https://x.com/AquaTw0/status/2040256900517040333?s=20 mods
>>219310541Can't Nintendo sue these people for defamation trying to turn their product into a culture war
>>219316255Why the fuck does a plumber wear white satin gloves anyway
>>219310541Hey remember when conservatives hated the Mario movie for being woke? And now they pretend to love it?
>>219318441>Released the files!>Files released, bunch if talk about muffins. Epstein even provided his personal recipe >WHY NO IS ARRESTED FOR MUFFINS! MUFFINS MEANT YOUNG KIDS!
>>219318482These fucks will pretend they're fans of Blade too lol.
>>219318441Please commit suicide you pathetic faggot
>>219321523UMMM NO TRANNY THAT DIDNT HAPPEN ALL THE VIDEOS AND TWEETS ARE AI
>>219321559There have been plenty of arrests, just none in the corrupt shithole of jewmuttstan
>>219310541so being a normal fucking human being is now considered right wing and conservative,
>>219322067Being a normal fucking human being is also now considered left wing and liberalThere is no winning here
Right-wing is literally just tumblr
>>219310541He'll never be Armond
>>219310541thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>219310541This post is false and appears to be a doctored image created to stir controversy. It presents several claims that do not align with the actual movie or its reception.1. The Rotten Tomatoes Score is FakeThe image shows a "40% Tomatometer" and a "90% Popcornmeter." In reality:The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (released April 1, 2026) currently has a 43%–44% critic score and a 91%–92% audience score.While the scores in the image are close, the "Verified Hot" badge shown on the Popcornmeter is a real designation for films with a 90%+ audience score, but the text "Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach embark on an adventure across the galaxy" is a generic summary.Critics have generally described the film as "visually dazzling" but "lacking depth," rather than "vilifying" it for its cast or themes.2. Claims About Diversity and "Vilification"The post lists specific "standards" (male protagonist, no Black people, no homosexuals, heterosexual romance) and claims the movie is being "vilified" because of them. These claims are incorrect:Diverse Cast: The movie actually features a diverse voice cast, including Donald Glover (Yoshi), Keegan-Michael Key (Toad), Issa Rae (Honey Queen), and Kevin Michael Richardson (Kamek).LGBTQ+ History: While not explicitly addressed as a "main romance," the Mario franchise has a long history with characters like Birdo, who has been recognized as a transgender icon in various media for decades.Critical Reception: Reviews have been "Rotten" (below 60%) primarily due to a "hyperactive, candy-coated" plot and a reliance on fan service, not because of the gender or race of the characters.
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>>219310541Donkey Kong is blackcoded
>>219323404DK is completely absent from this movie aside from one background shot of him terrorizing brooklyn
>left-wing>right-wingdo retards really?
>>219310541You’ve all lost your minds
>>219316255bodied that freak
>>219316189>White people make improvements wherever they go.It is our burden.
>>219310541>DUDE! POLITICS!>I'M AN AMERICAN SO EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT POLITICS!
>>219328323Every film is political bud
you know things are fucked when politicizing a childrens video game movie is a priority in some peoples liveswe need another fucking 9/11
>>219310745No dumbass, it's because critics go into a movie expecting to watch a movie, not a glorified commercial for children's toys.
>>219310541>40%Jesus goddamn, what'd they do this time
>>219310541Still Illumaslop brainrot.
>>219328646the movie genuinely sucks and has no plot. even the first movie had a story
>>219310770Serf has literally zero belief system, he will literally quote tweet a post then copy paste the text for a separate one. if you take him as a serious poster you're the exact kind of retard who participates in gay war of the sexes posts written by Nigerians and Indians on Twitter.
>>219318441>Not contradictory.It's a direct contradiction.
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>>219321559>Files releasedYeah, let's see the full files without redactions.
The movie was actually enjoyable and better than the 1st. They cut out 90% of the lame 80s music shit. The only place I really felt they flopped was bowsers story - he should have been good at the end, but whatever.There’s a lot of terminally online, brain rotted people in this thread. It’s a perfectly fine movie as long as you don’t go in expecting Lord of the Rings.
>>219329372the literal manchild loves it of course
Isn't Peach ultra girl boss in this movie?
>>219329872She solos the entire cast of Doki Doki Panic.
>>219329872yes, she doesn't even get kidnapped
>>219310541It's pathetic how the right is always trying to claim that completely apolitical movies are rightwing.
>>219329872No lol Mario and friends fight bowser while she does fuck all Im not sure why this keeps happening, it wasnt true in the first one eitherIm thinking some people just wont accept peaches role unless shes beat to shit and drowned on screen by bowser and
he's got a pointthe jews do not like those things.
>>219329872Yes. Her and Rosalina even save the day.
>>219310745>make bad movie>critics call it bad>retards find reasons besides the quality of the movie that critics could possibly dislike itThe first one was so shit it made me question the collective sanity of the average movie goer. This one looks worse. Whatever attempts at culture war you're pushing isn't going to change that.
>>219310541umm donkey kong... peach is a mushroom thing with a magic crown... there's no romance.
>>219328323thist. murrican
>>219318482yes.
>>219321739blade as a character is quality beyond simply black...
>>219328970yeah serfs pretty great
>>219310541Nintendo, and more specifically Miyamoto was heavily involved in the creative process. There is no way typical woke trappings are going to make there way into the Mario movies, or the future Zelda series. Doesn't matter if your left or right on this issue. The Mario movies aren't "SO HECKIN TRAD STRAIGHT MALE HETERO RELATIONSHIP" either. If you believe that was going through Miyamoto's head your equally as retarded as a leftist journo.
>>219310541Have standards fallen so low? No wonder woke gets promoted, you either go for it or swing so far in the other direction that they can sell you any crap just on the basis of "it has no gays in it". Either way, you're still a sheep.
>trump is not in officeDEMOCRACY IS FAKE ANYWAY THVRV VS NV PVLVTVCVL SVLVTVVN>trump is in officedemocracy is working as intended trust the plan
>>219310541This is right though, if the movie was the same but with all those elements in it reviewers would be saying is the greatest thing ever, is just a fact.
So /tvpol/ has reached the stage of actualization or realization that the based redpill stuff went against their own self-interest and now they're doing the "ackthshually there is no difference between left and right" thing and pretending their entity kekistan identity the past 10 years never happened.Embarrassing. Admit to your retardation you cowards, at least be honest as your world falls apart.
is this what 4chan has become? a regurgitator of twitter and reddit? even if it wasn't good it was at least somewhat original
>>219331288Leftists are the ones who say 'Our Democracy' instead of just democracy..
>>219331570No it's not. Stop being obtuse.A shitty Mario movie would not be getting rave reviews with those elements and everything else the same. Reminder Minecraft movie got wrecked by critics.
>>219310541I don't get it, libtards and normies loved the first one. What's different in the new one?
>>219310745What about the eyebrows and is the ass in the ass?
>>219316323To be fair Mario and Peach's relationship isn't meant to have an endgame, still would have been nice to see them getting married in Odyssey. Disney however has literally no excuse to keep dragging their feet with WildeHopps
>>219329120This really makes Bowser look like a cow.
>>219318024Peach is less of a girlboss this time around and her dynamic with Mario is better, she makes less remarks at his expense and seems generally more respectful
>>219329998Why did she solo herself? Is she stupid?
>>219331288This went the same exact way with the first movie when Biden was in office thoughbeit.
>>219331614>>219331175It's genius. You build up a falsified opposition and then you knock it down, so the world sees you as a hero and they'll lap up whatever diarrhea you spew from your mouth.They really have been playing the long game, haven't they? Now they can push absolute slop, and as long as they can slap "NO WOKE STUFF" in it, people will line up and clap like seals.
>>219316189But they are Aryans and toads are native aboriginal manlets
>>219317480(Ignoring Jews) journalism and creative writing degrees have been exclusively pursued by bipolar girls and faggots for the last 25 years. They're the only officially trained people in the field at this point.
>>219310541>Film is successful at the box office>I have to try to claim it as "conservative" and "based">No, I haven't seen it, why do you ask?
>>219310745Maybe it doesn't deserve a good review.
>>219310541that explains BvS
