Were you ever stopped from watching a movie? Did you eventually see it?
yes, the homo-sexuals who worked at the theater wouldn't let me go watch a rated-r movie when I was a teenager. Like why the fuck do they care? They aren't my dad.
>>219313490You mean by the staff? I once saw a family who was stopped by the staff, they were ordered to show the content of their bags, and they had some food there, so they had to eat it in front of the staff if they wanted to go in.I personally was stopped during Covid, and the min wage subhuman wanted to see my medical records, so I never went to cinema since and I revel in its slow death.
>>219313490I tried to sneak into an R-rated movie once but got caught. I don't remember what movie.
>>219313767same I had a dude ask me for my vaccination card and I was like "I live next door just trust me" and he wouldnt let me in and now multiple local articles are about how that place is going bankrupt from no sales
>>219313570I think you're confused. Homosexuals are groomers who would encourage you to watch an R-rated movie without parental consent before age 18
>>219313767that sub-human was just trying to save lives, faggot.
My dad refused to watch 12 Years A Slave with me saying it was too violent or something, I wasn't a kid tho, I just liked to go watch movies with him. Ended up pirating it. It was mid as fuck.
>>219314070Then the cinema should have been closed. Many other businesses still were.
>>219314053This Anon is rightMoreover, Half-baked is pretty much a kids movie, how was it ever rated R. The jokes could've been more clever and less mildNo I'm not taking you to see it, fuck off.
I had to stop watching Cop Out when the projector broke. Got a refund tho.
>>219313490No. Because I'm fucking awesome.
>>219313490Parents refused to let me watch South Park. Sister was a nazi so she would constantly snitch on me if I tried to watch if in secret. Had to hang at a friend’s house to watch it
>>219315144Why would a Nazi prevent you from watching a based jew-hating show? You sound like a fucking moron and your family does too. Retard blood.
>>219315180There’s no need to be upset
>>219313570They associate stopped me in walmart from buying the marshall mathers cd with my mom. My mom! An adult was with me and they knew it was for me so he said he wouldn't allow it. I could have just gone to the register and that punk wouldn't have done shit. I cant remember the movie I wasnt allowed to go in but it was a pg 13 movie.
>>219314053Are you saying that doesnt work on teen girls?
>>219315500walmart never sold cds with a parental advisory sticker so this is a fake story
>>219313767>>219313973You should temper your victory. While the business might be gone, that simpleton that obeys any arbitrary policy regardless of how stupid it is still exist somewhere else. I wasnt allowed inside the grocery because I didnt have a mask. I was there to buy a mask. It did not occur to them that this would create a catch 32 and it could easily be solved if they had mask outside ready to go. Fucking dullards.
>>219315714au contrary, they seem like the sharps and you the dull if your only recourse to gaining a mask was to enter a store that required masks
>>219315659The fucking guy stood right there in front of me and he said he wouldn't allow it. I ended up getting gorillaz or 3 dollar bill by limp bizkit. Faith is a great song but the rest isnt very memorable.
>>219315756>I ended up getting a different censored albumhe won and you lost eternallyyou will never recover
>>219315744I ended up putting a sweater over my face and he allowed me in. The dummy couldnt acknowledge that it would have been impossible to get mask if you didnt have some already. How did the first people get mask then? What happens if no store let's you in?!
>>219315802I learned not to bow or look for workaround when a dullard is an obstacle. Being able to walkway from a simpleton is the best solution at times.
I remember being 18 and trying to see one of the Hangover movies or something, and they wouldn't let me in because I didn't have my ID on me. I was so fucking pissed.
Yeah poltergeist it was too scary in retrospect
>>219313490>set up Tinder date at theater>meet the girl, she's cute>take her to the concessions>tell her we're going to sit and have a soda for 15 minutes. Then we choose to consent to the date and go watch the movie>have coke, she's on her phone a lot>finish cokes, i ask if she's OK to continue the date>she says yes, we go to get snacks for the movie>I order a hot dog for me and popcorn for her>she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants>I ignore her (passing her shit-test)>it gets awkwardly quiet, I ask about her family, she says she has a little sister>ask her about her sister just to make conversation>she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister>i didn't know she was 15 but whatever (pass 2nd shit-test)>we watch the movie and she was quiet and staring blankly the whole time>after movie, we walk out of the theater and both use the bathroom>come back and she's gone, some employee is there waiting for me>he says she wanted to leave but did not feel safe>she asked the staff to delay me for 20 minutes while she leaves>makes me sit and wait "while I calm down">makes me drink a massive cup of pepsi>afterwards he says "next time this happens, you're banned"I was seething for weeks afterwards
>>219316403>I passed shittests!>has to be restrained by superior males>forced to drink Coke
>>219313490Yeah, plenty of times mostly with shows rather than movies though. The reasons were usually that I got bored halfway through, or I was too goddamn retarded to follow the plot. I also have this shitty fetish for randomly dropping series right when they're about to fucking wrap up, only to get slammed by that insane gut-wrenching wave of regret for wasting all that time on them. haha
>>219313490They didn't let us buy tickets for fight club but we just got an older guy to get them for us
>>219316403>using Tinder or other dating appsPlease PLEASE kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>219316403Didn't pass the creeptest though
>>219313490Went to the cinema with my dad when I was 16 I believe. We bought tickets for Borat which is rated 14 IIRC. The snot nosed attendant wouldn't let me in because he claimed I was not 14 or some stupid shit. Despite my father telling him that it would be OK that faggot kept arguing. Got no ID on me because why so we had the supervisor come and that fucker was told to piss off.Shit was so not cash that we ended up in the wrong movie theater and watched Hangover which is arguably much worse with the depiction of drugs. A fond memory.
>>219313490>Go to see some goyslop as a teen>It's rated 12>Employee IDs me>Tell him none of us have ID but we're obviously not 12>They get pissy>Manager comes over and tells us we can't get tickets>Buy tickets for something else instead>Manager tells us not to harass his staff>I tell him we didn't but alright>Get tickets and then just walk into the movie we wanted to see >No one stops us
>>219313490i wasn’t stopped but i myself left the theater to snitch to management about a group of loud black teenagers and they got removed from my showing of Weapons
>>219317595Racist piece of shit. You seriously think racism and bigotry is ok? You are fucking EVIL.
>>219317555Its a hickey mouse job that gives them a vague sense of authority. See elementary school teachers and counselors.
Yes. I was 9 years old and was all excited to see "Wildcats" on HBO. It was rated 'R', and that was a big deal. I ended up getting in trouble and the night Wildcats was going to be on (I had circled it in the little HBO booklet they sent in the mail every month) I was forbidden from any TV.I never did see Wildcats. They were only going to let me see it because it wouldn't have contained nudity or adult situations; just some swear words.Of course now I can watch it whenever I want. I still just haven't gotten around to it. Goldie Hawn as a football coach? I'm sure it's not as amazing as 9-year-old me would have thought.
>>219314649I remember projectors.
A reminder again and again this trash JEET SPAM thread is obviously the same mod / Jannie redd*t faggot that incessantly SHITS the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).Search “̶S̶e̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶k̶e̶k̶i̶t̶s̶k̶i̶n̶o̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶c̶o̶c̶k̶c̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶w̶i̶f̶a̶r̶m̶s̶”̶ ̶(̶n̶o̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶s̶)̶ SANJAY POOR INDIA VILLAGE BOY it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.SANJAY is certifiably JEET, mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and SPAMS and samefags this same post over and over, relentlessly FLOODING the catalogue multiple times a day with LOW QUALITY cancer.His MO is always the same:- keep SHITTING the cancer over and over, it has to SHIT the catalogue constantly, multiple SHIT threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.- SHITS samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the SHIT replies here already)- SHIT as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”- can’t help himself and inevitably SHIT his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.- SHIT gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizoMentally ill JEETS always SHIT to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him. DO THE NEEDFUL and Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.
>>219317865I thought you were talking about the thundercats, never even heard of wildcats except the comic book.
>>219317555>poltard has to slink through shadows because nobody likes himHow ironic.
>>219316403Just let my fiance read this and she basically said you must have given off some bad vibes to get that type of reaction.
>>219313490I have never been stopped.
>>219315659That cant be true, I bought a censored cd of system of a down's steal this album. It censors the curse words.
I was 18 years old in 07 and just moved into my own place. One day I went to FUCKING GAMESTOP to buy Assassins Creed and there was a kid maybe 13/14 in front of the store who asked me to buy it for him too because they would not sell it to him. He wanted the 360 version while I had a PS3.So I take his money and go to the register with both copies and after showing my ID the wagie asks me why I want both versions of the game. I did not think I would even be challenged so I just said because I have the money and the cunt says he wont sell them to me because I might give it to the kid outside.At this point I am just okay whatever just sell me the PS3 one then and he keeps refusing and wont sell me anything rated M because I MIGHT give it to the kid outside. So after arguing for a while I leave absolutely fuming and give the kid his money back and tell him about it.FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>219313490When Eddie Murphy Raw was released on VHS in 1987, my parents wouldn’t let me watch it. I was preschool aged, but had previously seen A Nightmare on Elm Street, and a year later saw things like Fatal Attraction and Flowers in the Attic. But no Raw. I eventually saw it when I was in my late twenties and it mostly sucked. It’s just the kind of shit drunk neurotypical couples laugh at because they hear a buzz word or a silly character voice from a black guy. Although his homosexual costume foreshadows the tranny prostitute scandal ten years later, which was interesting.
>>219318591censored versions didn't carry the parental advisory sticker
>>219318220Why did you think that? I guess you learn something new every day.
>>219318801Haha! You missed out and now you'll never enjoy it properly. I'm your age and I saw it at maybe 12. It was awesome. And you're now dismissing a classic event because you know you missed the boat.
>>219318785>put money on counter>leave with both copiesRealistically what is he gonna do? Call the cops and say he didn’t consent to selling you a product you were in full legal rights to buy?
>>219314053The fat gay guy who owned the movie theater along with a few other businesses was like this. R-rated is nothing. I had kids I went to middle school with go see Showgirls there.
>>219313490I wanted to go see Step Brothers when I was 15, but my dad refused because he thought it looked stupidI forget what other ticket I bought, but I ended up sneaking in to see it. I think it was The Mummy.
>>219317426Cold approaching women in public is retarded and doesn’t work
>>219320660It does for me
>>219320684I’ve been rejected enough times in public to know it doesn’t work, and I’ve never seen anyone else trying it at malls or other public places for that reason
>>219313490>a man born sometime in the 50's or 60's (Homer) is portrayed living in a futuristic wonderland by the time he's elderly
>>219316403It would be so funny if this was real but I know it's not
>>219316403love it, thank you for this content.
>>219313490Yea, Star Trek 5. My dad told me it was really bad, and terrible and God was an asshole. I didn't watch Star Trek 5 till like..... 2013.
