What was Harry thinking about clinging on a girl's back
They are friends
>>219315624The main writer was trying to fuck Emma Watson and it showed through the writing
>>219315624He was probably thinking about how her warm back felt good on his cheek
>>219315646Yeah you don't just hump some random woman's back just because someone put down your uncle's dog that can't excuse you from sexual assault charge
never understood how she liked ron, the average female finds red heads repulsive.
>>219316022She wanted a big family since she baleeted her own
>>219316069but Harry was a nepo baby and a millionairegirls love guys who didn't work for their success
>>219315683This and she probably smelled nice
Harry is only allowed the brown eye when they dp
>>219316383Yes but this was written by a foid
>>219316022Because Emma is a poor casting choice.Emma Watson is beautiful; no girl like her would ever choose Ron (or very rarely).Ron in the movie was also shafted.Book Hermione is meant to be an awkward, painfully mid nerd with no self-confidence. Book Ron was meant to be super tall and brave. They were perfect for each other in that regard.
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>>219315624These movies lowkey sucked ass
>>219316598>super tall and brave>abandons hunting the villain in the end so he can go home and have bacon sandwiches
>>219315624This is hilarious because it's like both of them are clinging to Ron. Like little monkey babies while he carries them to safety.
>>219315624harry's other hand is rubbing caressing squeezing ron's butt
>>219318375Hermione was being so annoying he understandably had a brief moment of wondering if Voldemort had the right idea. Also, bacon sandwiches.
>tfw the "dullest franchise" poster does not show up anymore
>>219318779gods i desperately need to have sex with ron weasley
>>219316383harry is an uggo jew thoughbeit. ranga's are at least white
>>219318807"No!"
>>219315646I don't have that kind of friends. Not even in men.
>>219315624>he never had a threesome with a friend and his gfyou have some shitty friends
>>219318880>ranga's are at least whitethey are the lowest caste of white even lower than italians
>>219318375Ron is absolutely retarded. The films interpret this incorrectly, and play him as a shaggy from scooby doo style character. Reasoning his idiocy would lead to incompetence, and that’s why he’s scared.Book Ron is a natural athlete, with high levels of raw magical power. He’s too stupid to properly interact with a school syllabus. But he does fine in a fight. Book Ron’s main complaint was that they hadn’t done much of anything, he wanted to get out there and start smacking Death Eaters around. And yes, he can’t subsist on foraged mushrooms. He needs his mummy to make him bacon butties to stop him tummy grumbling. This weaponised incompetence is Hermione’s in. She’s the reason he finished his schooling with passing grades. She mothers him. His tendency to instinctively overreact, and jump in boots and all to perceived threats (because he subconsciously knows he can’t trust himself to weigh up the possible fall out) is what makes Hermione fall for him. Especially when he helps Harry fight the troll, or jumps Malfoy for saying a slur to Hermione. She perceived these both as knight in shining armour moments for her, missing that Ron feels guilty (because he didn’t think before he spoke) in the first case, and that in the second, he fucking hates Malfoy, and has about five violent encounters with him at the drop of the hat in the early books. Some magical, but most with their fists. Hermione’s parents are neurotic dentists, and she takes after them to an absolute T. Ron’s man of action tendencies clearly impress her. But what really wins her over is all the times he accidentally negs her, which really, is because he’s not into her until she’s physically developed, and another male has shown interest. This leads Ron to have a temper tantrum, and him and Hermione (who’s been into him since the first book) and he develop a trauma bond.
>>219320450Finally, her physical attraction to him makes more sense when he’s not just competent in a fight, as I detailed above, but also well over six feet tall when he finishes growing. There is not a single character, apart from Hagrid, described as taller than him.Their book relationship is deeply unhealthy, and a way for JK to try and rewrite history over the boy who rejected her at Hermione’s age (he also drove a turquoise Ford Anglia, and gave her her first taste of freedom). But damn it, it makes narrative sense. Unlike the absolute slop, Steve Kloves, the demented Harmony shipper produced.
>>219315624Because Harry was a Horcrux when his mother was a whore and his dad was a cucks: https://x.com/Phoxotic/status/2040065571983638603
>>219315624He fucks Ron
>>219319910Why are you always seething at red heads in these Potter threads? They seem to live fent free in your head. Did a red head fuck your whore of a mother or what happened to you?
>>219318807>“Somehow, many many duller franchises began,” said Dumbledore, calmly. >“No sir, In just can’t believe that! Why, each adventure with my pals at Hogwarts has been indistinguishable from the others! They all even have the same gloomy imagery!” Harry retorted, the blood rushing to his face in defence of his franchise. >“Yes, quite right my boy, quite right” said Dumbledore sadly, his eyes no longer twinkling behind his half moon glasses. He turned away from the window. “Come Harry, stretch your legs with me”.>“That’s another thing sir! I only ever say ‘stretch my legs’ no matter how awkward it sounds in the sentence! I really did stick to it, like you asked.”>“I know Harry my boy. You fought the good fight for me. My man through and through, as they say. We never developed any of the Ravenclaws. We just pretended we did, with that piece of ass you only ever got to first base with. I still don’t approve of that, by the way (Harry ignored this comment.) Same as the other house, with that dead jock, I have it in good authority he at least fingered her.” Harry’s face went very red, but he still didn’t rise to the old perverts barbs. >“Anyway, Harry, the point is we made a real dog’s breakfast of the whole thing. But while you’ve been sneaking out in your invisibility cloak to battle the forces of darkness, playing quidditch and striking out with girls, I’ve been watching a lot of current television, and I have seen shit you would not believe. A post apocalypse narrative put on hold for full frontal gay sex. The good will of an entire franchise on fire off the back of it’s own ending. I saw Severus Snape replaced with a nigger, and his teeth glittered in the dark thanks to modern colour grading. Everything we did is so…acceptably mediocre in comparison. All those moments will be lost in time. DEHs in rain. Time to die.”
>>219320878>Harry gulped. The castle had begun to fade away into a blank void all around him. Everything was happening too slow and too fast at the same time. Finally he spoke:“It’s all over then? It didn’t mean anything?”>“Of course it’s over. But that doesn’t mean it didn’t mean anything. It was an honour to shitpost with you Harry. Until the end.”
>>219318375Harry kicks him out, and a device of dark magic was fueling his insecurities.
>>219315624The film has weird moments like that. While Hermione is hugging Ron, they should have focused the camera on a solitary reaction from Harry or something like that.
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