Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam...
>>219316318>sends butthole xray and home address on a golden record so aliens can come and destroy everythingfuckin pothead
Earth to Earth.
>ZOMG we are all like stardust bro we NEED one-world socialist government right NOW *hits blunt*
I can't bear the thought of knowing my greatness will only be known on a single planet. I have started studying rocketry with the objective of being above to launch copies of my manifesto detailing my views on republicanism, the second science, foreign relations in a post-Westphalian world, Splenda, Hegelian pseudodilectics, "the Raw Deal", neo-division of labor, non-coagulant onomatography, "sticky problems", and the future of antidiluvian prominence into space, and ideally onto the surface of other planets, so that aliens may one day read them.
>>219316583>OH MY DEAD JEW ON A STICK WE NEED TO LIKE BAN MASTURBATION BECAUSE IT MAKES THE DEAD JEW ANGRY
really puts things in perspective huh
>>219316583we need multiple socialist governments THOUGH
>>219316318Joe Rogan needs to be banned from yt
Would you vote for Holographic Carl Sagan?
>>219316615>I can't bear the thought of knowing my greatness will only be known on a single planet.who's gonna tell him?
>>219316583We will eventually get there, once niggers and browns stop acting like niggers and browns.So pretty much never kek.
>>219316318>That's here. That's home. That's us.
>>219316318Nothing matters guys! Lets cut our dicks off and pretend to be women!
>>219317875>look at a picture of the earth>first thought is tranny genitals
>>219317875>When Steven Hawking cheated on his wife, she must have felt pretty sad. It was a terrible thing to do, and I dont want to defend him, But try thinking about it from his perspective for a moment. He spends all day thinking about the universe and how big it is. How our star, the sun, is just one of dozen of stars in the galaxy, which is just one of dozens of galaxies in the known universe. All set against handfuls and handfuls of time. If one guy cheats on his wife, whats the big deal? >Thinking further down the same line of thought however; If were so tiny and insignificant, theory will define one person in the entire universe, who cares about you. Why would you want to disapoint them?
>>219317875who are you quoting?
>>219316615>my views on Splenda, non-coagulant onomatographycan you elaborate on these two?
>>219318100No.
>>219316749We need to ban masturbation because look what happened
>WE WUZ STARS N SHEIIIT
>>219316318>everyone you loveOh so the size of a broom closet
>>219316318Space is fake and gay
>>219317875>Nothing matters guys!His point was more like Look at how small and fragile the planet is, we should take good care of it.
>>219316318So where does Ba'al fit in?
>dude were literally like cosmic bacteria on a rock flying through space maaaan>follow ur dreamss
>>219320300>Look at how small and fragile the planet is, we should take good care of it.DOOOD we need to give more money to pedophiles so they can save the planet.
>>219318133No, I don't want to see redditors and anons procreate
wouldn't it be funny if a giant big titty milf smushed the tiny earth between her big boogs haha
>>219316318Fake and gay
>humans will be responsible for terminators and robots programmed to fuck your mother spreading out to the universeyea nah
My girlfriend goes to a different planet
>>219316318I never understood millennial existential crisis over things like this. If anything, thinking about how big the space is and how monstrously powerful entities are there in the vast space should make you excited. Make you feel like a witness of something magnificent. The only way you could feel insignificant is if you have some ooga booga 60IQ perception of the world and you thought you are big and strong but then you saw a big rock and now you think "me no big anymore, rock bigger"
>>219321324she told me to tell you to buy bread as you are going home
Born to late to explore the Earth in shipsJust in time for AI to boomToo early for AyyLmaos and space travel
>>219316615>hey Glorg, look what I found>some incel schizo from earth had a diary>AYYYYYLMAO
>>219321416hey alien bros no need to be rude come on
Why does this trigger Jews?
>>219316318You know what's bigger than space?
>>219323727yo MAMMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4si94NCk-E
>>219323755HOLY SHIT
>>219316318OMG, shit looks smaller the further away you get!
>>219316318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE
>>219316318What a drama queen
holy shit you fucking incels watch rick and morty? nothing. fucking. Matters!this is all just a chemical reaction so just shut the fucking fuck up already and goon while smoking weed or something
>>219324176You know what's also a chemical reaction?
>>219324388Ur girls egg getting inseminated by superior black bvll seed?
>>219316318> Idiot zoomer tries to say something profoundFuck off faggot. Go smoke more weed.
>>219324417Your mum!
The original cosmos was kino I don't know why you all have to basedjak post about every little thing.
>>219316318bitches love the universe
I used to love Sagan but he was really proto-reddit in a lot of ways
>>219316615dude just use a radio lmao
>>219316318that's just a picture, not us
An uncaring universe is more appealing than a world that actively hates me.
>>219320300no it was another attempt at going "hey we're all on this floating rock so let's work together to go to other floating rocks". which was really was about at making people nihilistic so they could get rid of christianity. you won't see them attack judaism or islam though!
>>219325840you need to be severely retarded to connect nihilism with the survival of the species by expanding civilization to other planets.
what do they eat?
>>219316615Your self importance is out of proportion to your talents. Essentially, you try too hard.
>>219326543Dubai chocolate
>>219316583Kek it do be like that>>219317291Ahahahahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh dickhead
>>219316318Heck yeah dude! Upvoted!!
>>219316583I surrendered all of my guns to the government, I was a fool.
>>219316381>aliens can come and destroy everythingwhen?? soon I hope.
>>219316318I'm becoming convinced no jew who has an iq over 90 has ever existed.
>>219327040they are clever enough to have direct control of Israel and murica
>>219316318>Look again at that dot.>That's here. That's home. That's us.
>>219327040Yeah, that Einstein guy was a total retard.
>>219316318>That's home.Fuck off dot nigger . I live on a turtle.
>>219316583These posts are so transparent, whats even the point
>>219316381mfw the Aliens are Catholic
>>219327040Yeah, that Epstein guy was a total retard.
>We’re nothing but stardust bro, why not let other people live how they want?>BUT DONT YOU FUCKING DARE BE RACIST YOU FUCKING CHUUUD! ILL FUCKING KILL YOU! SAY THE N-WORD AND ILL KILL YOU!Why the FUCK are they like this?
>>219327040so they just retardmaxxed themselves into controlling a lot of the world's institutions then?
>>219324591redditjack posters weren't alive then
>>219332331here's your reply, now take your meds
>>219332383Yes.
