>new Gosling kino dropped>not a single thread/tv/ is dead
sadly it's reddit
We hate this reddit flick
Project Hail Reddit
>>219318087Why do you people hate it? It wasn't even that bad? Is it because Rocky acts cute?
He's just not me anymore. I don't see me in him.
>>219318122>>219318124>>219318146>>219318146Reddit hates it because the writer is a chud. You have to go back.
>>219318178we hate it because it's redditand it's reddit because we hate it
>>219318087>OMG A NEW SPACE KINO HAS BEEN RELEASED WITH RYAN GOSSLING ISNT THAT HECKING AMAZING BROS I LOVE SCIENCE
>>219318198Only redditors would know this
>>219318198Silence reddit
>>219318202But why is it reddit?
is the movie actually good or not? i want to go see it but don't want to waste my time when i could be playing vidya and fapping
>>219318259it's a good concept ruined by reddit/millenial smart humor dialog. every single scene is a reddit quip
>>219318291okay. i guess i'll just pirate it then. thanks
>>219318255because we hate it
>>219318291>it's a good concept ruined by reddit/millenial smart humor dialogReddit/millennial writing is postmodern, cynical and nihilistic. PHM is more aligned with metamodernism/New Sincerity.
Kino movie but it's too wholesome and positive for 4chan chuds
>>219318331Don't listen to the tourist. Redditors are mad that the book's author is a right-winger and they're trying to sabotage the movie's box office. The movie is based.
>>219318362>Redditors are mad that the book's author is a right-winger and they're trying to sabotage the movie's box office.In what way is he right-wing?
I was going to read the book first but now that the movie is out maybe I should just watch that first instead, thoughts on what I should do?
every single scene of gosling is him with cute bed head hair going UHHH THAT JUST HAPPENED??
Gosling turned cringe around 2019
>>219318431I'm sold.
>>219318336Right, I seen the movie itself. You could decribe the humor as being cringe or the idea of hard sci fi being gay, but the movie isn't on the same bullshit as the MCU and whatnot.It's just a cute story about a man and some rock alien working together to save their worlds.Unless you want to view this film as promting cultural diversity or whatever.....
>>219318392He went on Critical Drinker and talked about how modern Hollywood sucks because it's woke and how he writes his books to be apolitical and uplifting. It's a great interview, listen in the background.youtube.com/watch?v=ezZ_QGBpaDo
>>219318451first man was his last legitimate movie.I wonder what happened to him as it has been non stop humiliation ritual roles ever since.
>>219318122>>219318124It’s Reddit yes but still cute and watchable
>>219318178it's because rocky was basically written like picrel. i actually liked the movie but i think it would have been significantly better if rocky wasn't written as cutesy comic relief. it was kind of retarded because literally me was the funny man back in all the earth scenes and everyone around him was the straight man and then he's suddenyl the straight man when rocky shows up. it was a good movie that could have been much better if the writers didn't feel the need to have funny quips and quirk chungus moments all the time. they call this shit millennial writing but it was gen x that inflicted this on us. will we ever escape it?
>>219318362>>219318431okay, you've changed my mind. i'm gonna go see it, thanks
He's no longer literally us.
>>219318535Good choice.
>>219318527No character will be as annoying as claptrap
I'm waiting to pirate it in a non-camIt's probably good for a fake space movie considering everyone knows the Earth is flat
>>219318087>space propaganda flick>operation blue beamsNo thanks.
>>219318527Ok, the film wasn't Borderlands levels of garbage writing, but I do understand where you're getting at. To me, he isn't offensively bad, but a lot of the comedic scenes are slightly cringeworthy. I do agree that this film should've taken itself more seriously as a hard sci-fi movie.Also Rocky should've stayed dead cause the ending is kind of lame for what the film is about.
>>219318087i want to sex that cute extraterrestrial am i the only one who's sexually attracted to that sexy hot extraterrestrial
>>219318642>I do agree that this film should've taken itself more seriously as a hard sci-fi movie.i wouldn't even go that far. i actually enjoyed the lighthearted feel of it, the hack writers just took it too far with the shitty dialogue.
>>219318726Wtf did you see in a spider rock?
I LOVE REDDIT!! you chuddies can seethe as hard as you want
>>219318757hot sexiness
>>219318087>Reddit: The MovieWhy would I waste my time?
>>219318757actually it's a rock spider not a spider rock.
>>219318835Idk what you're gooning to but you need to get off the porn, cause nobody is getting off the Rocky.
>>219318494>GUYS, HE SAID HOLLYWOOD IS WOKE AND WANTS TO MAKE HIS FILMS LE HEKIN' APOLITICALIs that all it takes for you massive faggots to side with a dude? >Critical DrinkerOh that explains it
>>219318291You missed the point of the main character starting out as a cowardly Redditor loser, only to become more selfless and brave over the course of the movie.The movie is also strongly ideologically right-wing/Catholic, so it couldn't be less Reddit really.
>>219319189I bet your faggot ass doesn't even read the bible.
What's the "I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE" score of this movie.
>>219318291This isn't true
None of you watch movies at all. You just shitpost.
It's Reddit but I liked it.
>>219318087Nothing to even discuss with this movie. There's no mystery or depth. It wasn't amazing it wasn't terrible. Just average. This isn't a movie that makes you think deeply about anything. Now blade runner that's a whole another ballpark.
>>219318087Don't they repeat the same word play joke like 10 times in this movie? It's like a bombing comedian repeating the same lame jokes over and over.
>>219318087meme actorthe term "gosling kino" already marks it as trash, nothing going for it aside from a meme actor
>>219318494>It's a great interview>critical drinkerlol, lmao even
>>219318087Based Ryan
>>219318341>New SincerityYikes, wearing grandpa's cardigan as a younger person, yikes
>>219318221kek based
PROJECT QUIRK CHUNGUS
>>219320728Which one?Don't know what you're referring to
>>219318087There's been dozens of threads about this gay shit>>219318178Movies starring faggots are that bad
Is the hating and saying its reddit just a meme, or you guys are doing this unironically?
>>219318087i don't watch reddit movies
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>>219324075the movie is good because it cuts out 99% of this type of inner dialogue from the book
>>219324098Whats wrong with that?
>>219318642>Also Rocky should've stayed dead cause the ending is kind of lame for what the film is about.This>Grace sends the bacterias home with the pods>Pilot his own ship towards Erid himself to bring them the cureKino
>>219318087What's the point? It''s just niggers screaming REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT to the void
>>219318418You'll probably enjoy the movie more if you read the book first.
>>219324075>the butt tube didn't hurt
>>219318184Grace is way more of a "literally me" role than half of the shit Goose has done
>>219318259I watched it last night with my wife. I preferred Interstellar. It was overall pretty good, but the dialogue and humor injected into it is jarring. If you've seen the Martian you'll know what I'm talking about.
It was alright, I think I would've liked a movie about Grace coming to the Erid planet and the Eridians having to deal with him>Send your first ever spaceship on your first ever space mission to a distant star>When the ship comes back there's only one survivor and for some reason he picked up an actual alien and now they're buddiesThere could be a cool movie, although probably a bit more light-hearted than even PHM.
This movie was the first time I have ever walked out without finishing it.It is the perfect example of how to NOT write a movie.the entire plot came to a grinding halt after like 30 mintues and I was already checked out. There is nothing to give a shit about. If this movie was a person I would punch it in the face for existing. If you like this movie, that is the test in life. you are objectively devoid of sentience. there isn't even any entertainment value in it. kill yourself.
>>219318178People hates the movie because the Alien is a Spider, triggering arachnophobia
>>219318198Reddit was full of chuds until they started genociding everyone with a single opinion that could even be considered right of center. They are all still reddit faggots
>>219319243> What's the "I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE" score of this movie.7.5/10
>>219318087Im interested in it but I ain’t going to the fucking theater or watching some cam bullshit
Andy Weir writes like a redditor in the sense that he loves to highlight le science and use a lot of Marvel/big chungus humor but without going too deep in the philosophical themes of his settings. Rewatch The Martian and you'll see the same. It's like writing 2001 but only focusing on the spacecraft. It's not a bad movie, but it will quickly be forgotten.
I would give it an 8/10. It's well made, well-acted, has decent CGI that isn't too distracting, and it keeps most of its worst impulses in check. I found the alien charming and I imagine most of whether you enjoy the movie hinges on whether you can tolerate him. The "le science" shit is mostly nonsense and probably the worst aspect of the movie, but it's never taken too deadly seriously. It's mostly a buddy comedy at its heart with sci-fi window dressing.
I thought it was cute. 4/5. The pacing is really weird where you have the climax, but then there's another 30 minutes and ANOTHER climax. There's not nearly enough time spent with Rocky and Gosling together.
