>GRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAH I'm a completly innocent man by the way HAHAHAHAHAHAAH *growls and spits at the camera*
>>219321373So the animated pictures in Harry Potter were all AI slop?
>>219321402No? How did that stupid ass question make even remote sense in your head?
>>219321373>ello fatha!
>>219321373He was endlessly tortured by the Dementors and that put him in a constant state of elevated stress and anxiety. And then after putting him in a psychotic state where he's likely to act out all unhinged, they use that to paint a negative perception of him to the public. Do we do this in real life?
>>219321442it's ironic because in the book he was crying and pretending to be innocent
>>21932137395% of Harry Potter threads could be avoided if /tv/ bothered to read the books. (Or have Stephen Fry read them to you)
Let's be honest, he probably did something wrong if he's in prison.
>>219321373Black could be anywhere
>>219321466Imagine his cortisol levels
>black>InnocentUnlikely
>>219321442Honestly that faggot who snitched on him should be fed to dementors too, just for snitching.
>>219321373>>219321442Why did they do this? In the books they dont act likes snarling dogs? Severus just looks like absolute shit and crouch jr also just kinda looks like shit.
>>219322417For Barty Crouch Junior, since they made him appear early and shown him to be a Deh Eater there was no reason to make it ambiguous if he is innocent or not.It made it look like he escaped from Azkaban on his own and it was ignored but let's not talk about this little slip-up.
>>219322417>Why did they do this? David Tennant has a tendency to be a goofy retard regardless of what role you put him in. Have you seen his Hamlet?
>>219321373>NOOOO WHY ISN'T HE OPTICSKEKING!!!! fuck off
>>219322417hollywood is just dumb
He deserved to have his soul sucked out in 100 years of wizard prison his family were wizard nazi elf slavers
>>219321373The director clearly said to do it calmly
>>219322533He was disowned though.
>>219321517>Anon from /lit/ comes to tv/>Shocked that /tv/ anons are not interested in reading media>Ackshuallay in the books>Complains about /tv/ anons not knowing info not available in the /tv/ MediaSmartest bookfag
>>219321466the newspapers were owned by goblins
>>219322697BookCHADS own Potter threads. Just like we own LotR and GoT ones.
>>219321373Cuaron and newell embraced the shlock of the franchise making kinoYates made boring trash
>>219322697Harry Potter is probably the most read book in history that isn't a fucking religious text. It's also extremely entry level. Even a fucking monkey like you could read it.
>>219322697>Anon from /lit/reddit*these people are too scared of /lit/ which is why they spam this pleb kids dogshit here
>>219322417>We have 20 seconds to show that this guy is crazy and evil in visuals alone, Tennant, do your thing
>>219321442>BARTY CROUCH!.....Junior
>>219321373RWARRR HEHE >_<
Blond, freckled, shy Barty, my beloved...I hope Voldemort fucked him before dying for the 1st time and becoming a fetus.
>>219322417>Bu-bu-but in muh books it says...Books and movies are completely different mediums with different needs. I hate to break it to you bookfags, but a straight 1:1 adaptation would be extremely boring. The competent directors they had directing the first four films made myriad changes to suit the visual medium. Once they got a talentless hack (Yates) to act as a yes man to Rowling, the entire series went to shit. Good example is the difference in the werewolf design. Cuaron came up with a cool looking werewolf design for Lupin, while Rowling's vision of a "werewolf" is a slightly hairy guy.
>>219322697Have you ever seen a witcher threadOr a wheel of time thread
>>219321442>It's a David Tennant overacts by baring his teeth episode
>>219323198Book werewolves are just big, angry wolves. Fenrir just looks like a hairy hobo in human form.
>>219321466What about this right to due process?
>>219323198You want to see what making adjustments for film is supposed to look like watch LOTRWhat you will notice is no character in LOTR has the way they present themselves in any scene fundamentally altered from the source like Harry Potter repeatedly did
>>219323344>Denethor>Gimli
>>219321402yep all fake gringotts propaganda meant to make you think magic is real and not invisible demons casting spells through demonic catalysts
>>219321442>'ere i am at camp granada
>>219321402photos no, but talking paintings yeah
>>219323198I dont its too much to ask to have the characters act the same.
>>219323198based truth nuke. /tv/ is unable to understand this obvious point about cinema.
>>219323344>What you will notice is no character in LOTR has the way they present themselves in any scene fundamentally altered from the source like Harry Potter repeatedly didYou obviously never read LotR.>Book Frodo: 50 years old, wise, thoughtful, stoic, emotionally composed, has absolute trust in Sam>Film Frodo: 18 years old, crying in every scene, banishes Sam>Book Aragorn: embraces his lineage and destiny from the start, can't wait to be king>Film Aragorn: I dun' wan' it... nevah 'ave>Book Merry&Pippin: Intelligent, brave, responsible>Film Merry&Pippin: retarded clowns>Book Gimli: Noble, eloquent, thoughtful>Film Gimli: retarded clown>Book Elrond: Warm, noble, wise, spiritually serene>Film Elrond: Cold, manipulative politician who hates humanity>Book Faramir: “I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway.”>Film Faramir: Skeevy leader of thugs who wants the ring>Book Denethor: Proud and stern, but not insane, his decline happens gradually under the influence of Sauron via the palantír.>Film Denethor: Just plain evil and mad from the start.
>>219323230>watches only dogshitincredibly grim
>>219323903Based loreCHAD nuking that bitch
>>219321373Doesn't the Daily Prophet canonically lie and exaggerate all the time for sensationalism? Maybe they magically fucked with the video or whatever you call it
>>219321442This is the only movie I haven't seen out of them all. This and the dragon one, if they're not the same. They look so bad compared to the others especially with the normie casting.
>>219324160It's better than the 4 that came after it
the kkk took my baby away
>>219324160Goblet of Fire has all the memes though>The Chinese Fireball, ooooooooooo>'ello, fatha *flicks tongue like a snake*>Help help, Cedric is dead, anyone seen Cho?>"HARRRYDIDAYAPUTYANAMEINDAGOBLETOFFIYAH!!?">THATS MY BOOOYYYY>Barty Crouch!..........…………… Junior!>He said calmly
>>2193242991st>HOWEVER2nd>AVADA3rd>Black could be here5th>DEH!8th>HARRY POTTA IS DEAD nyehehehe
>>219324392Damn, 6th and 7th have none at all? Shame.
>>219323488Underrated
>>219323000Why isn't /tv/ applauding the trips are they homophobic or something
>>219324299See this lurkers? This is the result of reddit cancer that flooded in after banecancer made /tv/ mainstreamYou ever wonder why other boards seem like they don't have "memes" anymore? it's because of outsiders like this and what they did to /tv/. They refuse to share their memes with anyone in fear of being occupied by browns like this guy
>>219324529uh oh melty
“We need a name for a serious criminal”Rowling:
>>219321479They destroyed all the mystery in that story for the movie. Maybe they thought the moody transformation was enough and anything else might get lost in the 2.5 hr runtime
>>219324787Ackshually the Black family members are named after celestial bodies
>>219323344Book Ron was too chuddy for the films
>>219322417Serious was raving like a madman when they found him. Not later tho. Also I don't remember them mentioning him getting a trial. Nor Barty Jr. Nor Hagrid in book 2.But fucking buckbeak did. Trials are for animals. People just get thrown into wizard torture prison forever.Wizards are fucked up in these books.
>>219324935Nigga Harry literally sees the Barty Jr. trial in the pensieve
>>219324932“Dark” was used shorthand as dark-haired across Europe gor hundreds of years and it lost all meaning in 20 years, weird innitI wonder if they will turn it around and use it as proof that Europe was full of africans, like how they completely flipped the meaning of native american
>>219324932Book Ron is completely different. He's an absolute lad. They just made his fear of spiders into "fear" in the books and now he's a pussy.He's closer to the mark in goblet of fire though. The scene at prom is hilarious to me where parvati is like "aren't you going to ask me to dance?" And he's just "no". Not even looking at her.
>>219324956You're right, I mixed it with the movie where he just gets dragged off. Hagrid doesn't get one that's mentioned. It's just "your record is against you, straight to the dementors"
Can't wait for the totally-not-Commie anon to post his same one pasta about how Rowling is a "blairite" and that's why she didn't write Harry and his friends leading a totally-not-Commie revolution to overthrow the ministry.
>>219321517Jim Dale was the better reader.
>>219321517>>219325153Around 2021-2022 there was a woman reader on spotify called Miss Smith who was really good. She was also uploaded on Youtube but at some point Pottermore cracked down hard on her and I haven't found a single HP reading of her since.
>>219325153He pronounces things weird.Sir cahDAHganAz-Kah-BanBo-Battons
>>219321442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7eqqk-z8cw
>>219324882Famous celestial bodies... Walburga and Narcissa.
>>219326216>sirius>regulus>andromeda>bellatrixYes.
>>219323198>but a straight 1:1 adaptation would be extremely boring.Are you retarded? Every single change they did to Goblet of Fire was completely unnecessary and just made the story worse. The fuck is the point of showing Barty Jr. alive in the opening of the movie and then pretending for the rest of the movie he is actually dead?
>>219326283To see if the audience was maintaining CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
>>219326254Show me Walburga and Narcissa.
>>219326356Based Mad-Eye
>>219326419Ok bro, because Walburga and Narcissa are not celestial bodies that means there's no pattern here and Rowling named Sirius after the word 'serious'. Sure.
>>219326445Concession accepted.
>>219326492Clown.
>>219321373Exactly the kind of behavior I'd expect from someone who willingly turns himself into a dog
Do you think Minerva turns herself into a cat so she can lick her pussy?
>>219323198Utter balls. The Mist was 95% faithful adaptation and it was fine, despite faithfully adapting a Stephen King story. You and your fellow plebbitor/samefag here >>219323885 are just faggot pseuds trying to seem smart.
>>219321373He wasn't acting. That was Oldman's legitimate response to being cast in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>219327467book copypasta can't be posted anymore :(
>>219323279The due process is evidently standing trial in front of a jury of people biased against you judging by every courtroom scene shown in the movies.
>>219327845the 4th book has 3 court scenes and in one of them the defendant is acquitted, even when it was clear the judge wanted him to be found guilty. In the 5th book Harry himself underwent a hearing presided by a hostile Fudge and was cleared of all charges.
>Noo, don't protest the corrupt system's mistreatment of you
>>219323198>Rowling's vision of a "werewolf" is a slightly hairy guy.gross and shitty
