No actress could do my perfect beautiful wife Melina justice
Rollslop movie will be garbage just like the game
Who gives a fuck
>thought it was a joke>they're actually making a movieGod what happened to From
why are they adapting the From game with the worst story
>>219321427How is that even going to work? There's simultaiously too much to adapt and not enough story
>>219322477Id imagine (hope) something like green knight.
>>219321427>the clip was obviously AI at the end so now we're posting stills from that clip in order to play pretendadding garland to the mix was clever engagement bait though
>>219322392They got money
>>219321666>>219322392>>219322430>beg for an adaption for years in "cast it" threads>cry when you get one
>>219322545>stills from that clipIt's just some random field in England
>>219321427How are they gonna make a film about a game that barely has a plot in it? Elden Ring is terribly written garbage.
>>219322430its the only From game with a story.
>>219321427>woooah is that a... ruin?? this has such elden ring vibesI hate zoomers so fucking much
>>219322545https://deadline.com/2025/05/elden-ring-alex-garland-warfare-kit-connor-the-dish-1236412868/Garland is really making an Elder Ring movie
I hate video game movies so much
>>219322652I think you meant to say>this gives elden ring
>>219322637Good one. The plot is non-existent and barely coherent and they didn't bother even finishing it in the base game.
>Sydney Sweeney as Marika>Idris Elba as Radagon>Timmy Chalomet as the Tarnished>Zendaya as Melinakino
>>219322545https://www.tiktok.com/@throxtv/video/7624889105347923222It’s real
>>219323002>IT'S REAL BRO>links a tik tok videouh huh. I'll believe it when I'm sitting in the kinoplex watching it, pal
>>219322652Its literally identical to the first broken church with Kale you see in the game you fucking retard
>>219322652you can see the Marika statue you fucking retard
I sure hope they turn my wife Rya into an empowered girlboss bitch! Nice girls make modern women feel angry or something after all
>Dark Souls will never get an adaptation Dark Soulschads won
>>219321427No one cares.
>>219322637the only fromsoft game with a clear coherent story is Sekiro, all the other ones are made up by youtubers
>>219322392>tfw you will live to see a Berserk live action movie
>>219322392>>219322574Neither From nor Bamco had any intention of making a movie based on any of their shit. Alex Garland has been a Dark Souls turboautist for like a decade or more and approached them with a desire to make a movie out of ER, and brought dozens of pages of shit with him to pitch it, and they were like "yeah fuck it"
>>219322589>/tv/ is one person
>>219322637Literally less of a story than even Bloodborne you sperg and like the other anon said, what even is Sekiro
Sam Hyde was right about Dark Souls lore
>>219324257Bloodborne has a lot laid out for the player. It's not quite sekiro tier but it has all the major players tied together for the most part with a fairly clear timeline of events. Sure there's some shrug your shoulders moments but it's still a very easy to digest story.
Every redhead like Malenia and Millicent will be played by an ethnic woman, and we all know why
>>219322652Fucking idiot kek
>videogame without a story gets a film adaptationOh boy, I can't wait!Garland is a kinosseur to be fair, so this might be good
>>219321427I played Dark Souls 1, 3 and Elden Ring and I have literally no fucking idea what the lore is, what the story is and I have no interest in any of it because I'm sure it's retardedI'm interested in this movie because out of all the games Alex Garland could've adapted he chose this, it's probably going to be artsy fartsy shit that troons and autists will 100% hate
>>219322511It's going to be Green Knight but with a silent protagonist and even more slow
I have no idea why the first FromSoft property to be adapted will be ER when Sekiro and Bloodborne are right there. Even Dark Souls ought to be easier to adapt, the ER world is a clusterfuck. Still, if anyone can fashion this into a watchable film it's Garland, I'm genuinely interested to see where he goes with it.
>>219321427has this dude ever made an effects heavy film? this is a great way to ruin your career
>>219324765The simple explanation is that it's probably just because Garland personally got fixated on Elden Ring and wanted to try to make a movie out of it and managed to talk the right people into it. And not because anyone did a logical review of souls games and decided ER was the most fit for a film adaptation.
zanzibart...
>>219324645Must be nice to turn your brain entirely off like that. Fromsoft games are extremely base level and not in the least bit complicated story-wise so it’s kind of impressive to be able to gleam absolutely nothing having played through them in their entirety.
>>219324663Kino. And with some unbelievably elaborate boss fight scene somewhere
Which ending will they choose? I'm hoping for chaos to take the world
>>219325842This was the first ending I chose when the game was still new, I wasn’t expecting what would happen and seeing the Erdtree all fucked up and retarded looking at the end of the cutscene made me laugh my ass off for some reason, I don’t even really know why but I still find it very funny.
>>219325505>ZANZIBART FORGIVE MEEE
>>219325777The “boss fight” sequences are what I’m the most worried about. I feel like to capture the essence of the source material they should be pretty dry, grueling in a way, few cutaways, sluggish almost, like an insurmountable obstacle that’s overcome against all odds but I fear they’re going to end up being highly stylized, overly choreographed, flashy, jittery, and “super cool and epic”Time will tell
>>219325842>the communist endingnah, i'd rather have poo-poo-platter man's ending
>>219326198If garland is doing it its possible he doesn't ruin it. Hes good at slow stuff
>GarlandOh no.
>>219324347my god it sounds like there's actually a chance he might have a workable idea.
>>219326198the most likely outcome is a movie at least half the fanbase hates BECAUSE it has a proper story, characters and themes instead of "boss fights".
>guaranteed characters to be featured
>>219327018Jenna Ortega come on down!
>>219321427if this movie aint two hours of radahn pounding bussy then i shan't watch
>>219326404At the very least, it's going to look and sound excellent. It might be junk script wise, depending on which Garland shows up, but he can do atmosphere and aesthetics.
Cast them
>>219322545>adding garland to the mixHe was first reported as being tapped to write and direct an Elden Ring adaptation in mid 2025
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>>219327579>the script might be impossible for 4chan to understand scriptwise, like MEN ftfythe chances are it will do something weird like use the game as a metaphor for gender fluidity. I'll probably love it and be the only real person posting in obviously astroturfed threads..
>>219327604>RanniCailee Spaeny? He likes her, he cast her in Devs and Civil War. He also always seems to fit Sonoya Mizuno in there somewhere, she's not a great actress but he seems enamored with her.
>>219327639>this movie cost $50 million>One Battle After Another cost $135-170 million
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>>219327739Cailee has that elfin look that fits right into a fantasy setting, she should have been cast in something like this ages ago.
>>219327604I feel really good about not know who the fuck any of these "characters" are.
>>219327961Why?
>>219327789Most of the budget went to the cast like DiCaprio and Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro
I've never played soulsborne stuff, do they even have stories? All of the games seem like wandering around in some post-apocalyptic world wanking at all the cool lore.
