>Harry Kim is portrayed as loyal to his wife and doesn't want to be a womanizer and fuck around>also he sleeps with a sleep-mask>HE MUST BE GAY HE IS GAY IT'S THE CASE OF "TH NOT GAYS"!!!Why are they like this????
r/asianmasculinity ahh thread
Op is a seething ricecel
>>219326693I was happy when they said this because I could already hear the howling of the chuddiesAnd yes, Harry Kim is gay. Remember the episode when 7of9 tried to bang him.
they're leftoids and unfortunately they can't keep it out of the star trek vids, which are the only good things they've done in maybe 10 years.
>both unironically defend Neelix>both conclude Emanations is "about how there's no life after death" and never mention the ending of the episode lolThis + them saying they don't like Worf or Data 'sodes in the DS9 video exposed them as hackfrauds!!!
>>219327006no
>>219327006this is a Star Trek thread chud
I can't believe they talked about Star Trek Voyager for two fucking hours.
>>219326693Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans are Leftists and as such have to make everything gay.Mike was the one who created the NOT GAYS meme.
>>219326844>>219326856>>219329519It is especially funny because despite being leftists they won’t review Starfleet Academy, even though the show was everything Mike Stoklasa wanted (especially with everything being Gay).
>>219326693They criticized star wars like 15 years ago and star wars nerds are just out for blood, criticizing the way these guys even breathe.
>>219329619>It is especially funny because despite being leftists they won’t review Starfleet Academy, even though the show was everything Mike Stoklasa wanted (especially with everything being Gay).That is because Mike knows the show is bad but doesn’t want to come off as a “hypocritical grifter” since he claimed making videos on criticizing modern Woke media like Star Wars Acolyte was bad
>>219329619you need help.
>>219326693Mike Stoklasa just has an obsession with making everyone gay. Ever since the Dog Cop episode he has demanded everyone be gay. He even said Captain Picard needs to be made gay.
>I need them to watch starfleet academy so I know how to feel about itwhy do you need them to tell you it's shit when anyone that's half awake can see that at a glance? they have no interest in it because it's looks awful, just like they didn't watch strange new worlds or force themselves to watch discovery past S2. there are plenty of youtubers out there that will 'hatewatch' it to make endless seethebait videos, RLM aren't that channel.
It's funny how RLM shits all over Star Wars when their precious Star Trek has become significantly worse than what Disney did to Star Wars.
>>219326693>harry kim isn't a massive faggotyou haven't seen voyager.
>>219329726if someone stole darth talon from me i'd be raging too
>>219330307does he have large talons?
>>219330056Anon, Mike Stoklasa has been demanding a Woke Gay Star Trek show forever. Then Paramount delivers and Mike is too much of a coward to review it because he doesn’t want to admit that his ga guidelines don’t make for a good show.
>>219330142Because Mike Stoklasa is a Trekkie. Always has been. But yes, it is funny that a Trekkie managed to fool millions of people into believing he is the biggest Star Wars expert and the voice of Star Trek.
mike has absolutely mindraped this faggot, bravo.
>>219326693Kim is just love shy like me. Not gay but I just cant into intimacy
>>219326693>loyal to your wifeI bet shes not being loyal to her husband
>>219326693I think Mike is legit secretly gay.
>>219331512Anon, all Mike said is that he doesn't care if Trek has a faggot character in it or something like that if otherwise the show is written and directed like Trek up to Voyager (maybe Enterprise, not sure what their opinion on that is). Instead of having Rick & Morty / J.J. Abrams writing.
>>219331948he and Jay are both obvious faggotrons
>>219331953He literally demanded Picard.>J.J. Abrams writingYou mean the man who made theStar Trek movie that Mike loved and made Mike say he should be in charge of all Star Wars and Star Trek
>>219332037Mike doesn't like Abrams Trek, he only liked Beyond and that wasn't a J.J. Abrams movie. His point was that "Trek is le intellectual filmed theatre" while Star Wars is more action, spectacle oriented so he thought Abrams' style would be more fitting there. I don't think Mike really likes Star Wars at all, I feel like it might have honestly been a slight jab at the franchise.
>>219326693Does Mike hate all religions or only Christianity and Native Americans?Would he call out Judaism or Islam?
nothing wrong with mike's preference for men. you idiots think he's actually together with that jesse woman? she hasn't been on in a decade
>>219329828> He even said Captain Picard needs to be made gay.Picard was so effeminate, having him as your favorite Captain used to be a red flag you were gay. I’m sure everyone on the Ent-D except Worf was at least bicurious.
>>219326693When they finally do a TOS video, will he correctly call Spock gay?
>>219329828He's still thinking of it in terms of late 90s/early 2000s tokenism, not the totalizing modern wokeness. He's probably also giving tumblr "shipping" too much credit as media-literate "analysis", and not willful hallucination placing every possible pairing of characters into esoteric schemas of pseudo-canonicity.
what best of the worst episodes should I watch tonight while I drink myself to death
>Every movie has to be about atheism, homosexuality, or how bad white people are.Mike is a good goy still pretending to be an edgy contrarian. As is typical of gen x.
>>219331948Mike Stoklasa literally got fucked by the tranny that made Digital Circus
>>219334615How about you go read a book and educate yourself instead of getting your opinions from retards?
>>219334805>Every movie has to be about atheism, homosexuality, or how bad white people are.Yep. That is Mike Stoklasa.
>>219334879why are you so upset?
>>219334805pretty sure if you aren't woke in milwaukee you'll either get ostracized by your fellow whites or shot by the urban market
the mental illness is strong with this one
>>219334805This
Does the schizo still believe mike is the most powerful man in hollywood?
RLM's "fruitiness" is out of control
>bring up an episode of nu-trek were characters become a different alien species>The characters then adopt aspect of the species' cultures>Rich doesn't like thisso I assume Rich doesn't think cultures come from a groups genetics?I might sound like a chud but I thought at this point no one believes in the 'blank slate' view on people.
>>219326693>Harry KimI think that's Tuvok
>>219336129You're a fucking retard and a phone poster.
>>219326844>>219329619THEYRE LE LEFT LEANING BECAUSE THEY SAY SOMETHING I DON'T LIKEJesus Christ no wonder your side is losing so bad. You're all more triggered than any tumblrette or redditor could possibly be
>>219336314cultures are emergent from ethnic groups, there I said it.
>>219336129>>219336416Vulcan genetics are that they are extremely hotblooded and emotional. Their stoicism is taught to them in childhood. If only their genes change to Vulcan but they don't receive a Vulcan education then why would they become stoic?You stupid fake fan.
>>219336385>reactionaries... are le reacting to things??there's still time to get your GED lil bro don't give up
>>219336385Are you saying they aren’t left leaning? Are you one of those retards who unironically thinks Mike is a secret racist MAGA Nazi voter?
>>219326693Nice try kurtzman, you triggered the low iqs in this thread but mike also said a paramount employee messaged him with the viewing figures for slop trek.400k lol for the WHOLE season hahahaRlm get 2x that on most videos. All the chudtubers get that per week. Fucking pathetic.
>>219337546
>"Well that's what I heard!"Remember when some possibly dubbed line from Ghostbusters triggered Mike so much he went on a five minute digression about how it could only have been there because Bill Murray didn't want to be percieved as gay?
>>219341151It is a very fucking shitty line though because who the fuck even got that impression to begin with. How insecure do you have to be?
>>219326693Dude these tards really fagged up recently, but they were always suspicious, they complained about no gay shit even 10 years ago already.
>>219329619theyre self-hating faggots. they want everything to be gay and brown and retarded, but not in a way that people notice
>>219336385You're kind of retarded, aren't you?
>>219326693Is there a reason this retarded board defends RLM so much? Like, even a reasonable criticism of them sends the spergs flying off here.
>Hey fellow Starfleet officer, we should go get those two engineering babes to suck our dicks and eat our asses. Whaddaya say?
>>219326693>noooo why didn't Voyager have melodrama and gay sex and social justice approved terminology for Indian tribes! It was totally setup for that but they were too scared of 90s sensibilities!These fags would make an even worse Star Trek show than Alex Kurtzman if they were given control.
>>219326693Harry was infantilized quite a bit in the earlier seasons. He was portrayed as more innocent than his peers, which I guess could come across as him being a closet gay if he has an aversion to fraternizing with women on the crew, even though he had a valid excuse. Harry just wanted to fly straight as an arrow in hopes of getting promoted. I always thought it was bullshit he didn't get promoted when Tom got demoted as punishment.
>>219326693RLM is dead
>>219326693Was this video sponsored by Pepsi? Why does Rich keep holding it up in such a way to show the logo to the camera at all times?
>>219332418It is biologically impossible for vulcans to be gay. Every seven years they go into a frothing rage for pussy.
>>219343610Rich has previously mentioned that he never drinks water and hasn't since he was forced to in High School - so it was probably like 50 different Pepsis.
RLM peaked with nerd crew. Now that they're older, they don't have that vindictiveness in them anymore. They've grown soft and just want to coast into their golden years without strife.
>>219343942Who cares their still my favorite incels and I hope my patreon sub keeps renewing many years after I'm dead
>>219343896how the hell is he still alive?
>>219344199The first ingredient in cola soda is water
>>219326693Gay Retards
>>219344417not in that sense nigga, he'd poison himsel by so much soda
>>219343018Nostalgia.Most anons grew up with Red Letter Media, it was seen as the sophisticated alternative to Nostalgia Critic. As such, most anons have a parasocial relationship with them (some even seeing Mike Stoklasa as their father).As such, they can’t admit it was always been shit with terrible opinions.Because admitting Red Letter Media is dumb would admit they were dumb for worshipping them in the first place.
>>219343450It is especially weird because Starfleet Academy has all that and SURPRISE it was shit. Heck, why isn’t Mike watching that slop when it everything he says Star Trek needs to be?
>>219332394Makes sense, Patrick Stewart is extremely gay.
>>219343747Lower Decks had a lesbian Vulcan.
>watch their ds9 video>no mention of babylon 5
>Mike and Rich spend 2 hours praising DS9>they acknowledge that it isn't perfect, but they enjoy it wholeheartedly>/tv/ isn't satisfied>Mike and Rich spend 2 hours praising Voyager>they acknowledge that it isn't perfect, but it aged well and turned out far better than they remembered>/tv/ isn't satisfiedWhat will it take to satisfy /tv/?
>>219345772maybe stop making 2 hour long uncslop about a tv show nobody wants to watch and go back to the cinema more than once a year
>>219345772>What will it take to satisfy /tv/?Probably something on the large side from the Bad Dragon catalog.
>>219326693>having your lungs stolen is an ethical dilemma >defends the invasive additions of woke shit Yeah I'm thinking I'm done.They have been on thin ice for a while. The last trivia video was good, but this is just too much.
>/tv/ sees a black actor>"wow he is so zesty, now I will describe his butthole in detail while I write a sexual fantasy about him"If Mike called Harry Kim masculine you'd be calling him gay.
>>219346757woah who is this man? he's the sexiest man I've ever seen
>>219326856Worf episodes are usually bad because they're either klingon politics or Alexander episodes. The ones that aren't like the barrel episode or trying to rescue the captive klingons in romulan territory are good.
>>219326693>A PLATONIC MALE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!
>>219329619Look what happened when they reviewed the acolyte. Proof their dogshit politics ruin everything it touches and they had to "who even cares bro" to avoid admitting it. Then they had to make an apology in the next video.
>>219326693Fuck these morons, if you want deep Trek discussion by experts in lenghty episodes, I recommend the following YouTube podcast channels:LorerunnerEnchantment of EternityNitpicking Nerd
