What if God was a zombie?
>>219326819Someone post the story about Bakker's former teacher/professor/whatever congratulating him on becoming a successful children's book author.
What if God wasn't a zombie?
>>219326819what if god's name was actually jod?
I don't know how that would work?Like he's dead but came back injuredor is God like meat and bones?
>>219326819God is everything, nigga. Omnipresent.There is no place where God is not.God is the Atom.
How can anyone read this pseud-slop? It's so fucking bad lmao.
>>219327486Too smart for you?
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
>>219327486Bakker is KING>Then the madness fell away. Once again it was the pure thunder of the charge. The strange camaraderie of men bent to a single, fatal purpose. Hummocks, scrub, and the bones of the Vulgar Holy War’s dead rushed beneath. The wind bled through chain links, tousled Thunyeri braids and Tydonni crests. Bright banners slapped against the sky. The heathen, wicked and foul, drew closer, ever closer. One last storm of arrows, these ones almost horizontal to the ground, punching against shield and armour. Some were struck from their saddles. Tongue tips were bitten off in the concussion of the fall. The unhorsed arched across the turf, screamed and swatted at the sky. Wounded mounts danced in frothing circles nearby. The rest thundered on, over grasses, through patches of blooming milkwort waving in the wind. They couched their lances, twenty thousand men draped in great mail hauberks over thick felt, with coifs across their faces and helms that swept down to their cheeks, riding chargers caparisoned in mail or iron plates. The fear dissolved into drunken speed, into the momentum, became so mingled with exhilaration as to be indistinguishable from it. They were addicted to the charge, the Men of the Tusk. Everything focused into the glittering tip of a lance. The target nearer, nearer … The rumble of hooves and drums drowned their kinsmen’s song. They crashed through a thin screen of sumac … Saw eyes whiten in sudden terror. Then impact. The jarring splinter of wood as lances speared through shield, through armour. Suddenly the ground became still and solid beneath them, and the air rang with wails and shouts. Hands drew sword and axe. Everywhere figures grappled and hacked. Horses reared. Blades pitched blood into the sky. And the Kianene fell, undone by their ferocity, crumpling beneath northern hands, dying beneath pale faces and merciless blue eyes. The heathen recoiled from the slaughter—and fled.KINO
>>219327537This gave me almost as much brain damage as reading a Bronze Age Pervert post. Same audience, I imagine.
>>219327519>>219327537
>>219327635>>219327661If you want happy fantasy, then stick to trash like sanderson and jordanIf you want a world that's blacker than pitch then read bakker>Cnaiür screamed. “Show me your mighty warriors!” His limbs fevered by all-conquering hatred, he cut them down, weak and strong alike, fighting like one mad with heartbreak, hacking shields until arms were broken, pounding figures until they stumbled and spouted plumes of blood. The advancing ranks engulfed them, but still Cnaiür and his Utemot killed and killed, until the turf beneath their feet became bloody muck, treacherous with corpses. The Nansur relented, scrambled back several paces, gaping at the Utemot chieftain. Sheathing his broadsword, Cnaiür vaulted the bodies heaped before him. He caught a wounded straggler by the throat, crushed his windpipe. Roaring, he heaved the thrashing man above his head. “I am the reaver!” he cried. “The measure of all men!” He sent the body crashing at their feet. “Is there no cock among you?” He spat, then laughed at their astonished silence. “All cunts, then.” He shook the blood from his mane, raised his broadsword anew.The greatest fantasy writer since tolkien>And he thought of Proyas. On the worst nights he hugged himself in the blackness of his tent, screaming and sobbing. He beat the earth with his fists, stabbed holes with his knife, then fucked them. He cursed the world. He cursed the heavens. He cursed Anasûrimbor Moënghus and his monstrous son. He thought, So be it. On the best nights he made no camp at all, but instead rode to the nearest Shigeki village, where he would kick in doors and glory in screams. On a whim, he avoided those doors marked with what he imagined was lamb’s blood. But when he found all the doors so marked, he ceased to discriminate. “Murder me!” he would roar at them. “Murder me and it stops!” Bawling men. Shrieking girls and silent women. He would take what compensation he could.
>>219327692Sorry, bro, but I'll stick with Chinese Isekai shit. Rapes Bakker from orbit.
>>219326819>/tv/ - Books and Literature
>>219327767This thread belongs on /lgbt/ desu.
>>219327692>“Is there no cock among you?” He spat, then laughed at their astonished silence. “All cunts, then.” He shook the blood from his mane, raised his broadsword anew.LOL holy fucking shit, there are plenty of grim, dark fantasy worlds without the pretentious writing style of Bakker. Motherfucker is *tips fedora* personified.And the fact that your best argument for your shitty author is an assumption that I think that Sanderson is any better is crazy. He's less pretentious, but miss me with that anime video game fantasy shit. I still can't believe you quoted that passage, all you did was make yourself look like a fucking retard. Pic related is probably every Bakker enjoyer.
>>219327862He's baiting.
>>219327692> “I am the reaver!” he cried. “The measure of all men!” He sent the body crashing at their feet. “Is there no cock among you?” He spat, then laughed at their astonished silence. “All cunts, then.” He shook the blood from his mane, raised his broadsword anew.
>>219327912I guess I was the retard all along.
>>219327862>miss me with that anime video game fantasy shitSome real high brow criticism. You talk like a fag.
>>219327918Cocky passage.
>>219327862you are small and weak and i could break you in half with my bare hands and there is nothing you could do about this. you rebel against masculine nitzschean prose because it reminds you of our own shortcomings.Anasûrimbor!
>>219328422Truth shines.
>>219327692based also he gets cucked his girlfriend has a cock
>>219327377checkedits not that he is a zombie, he is the no-god, an entity that the "gods" of that planet cannot comprehendthe reason being that the no-god entity is a written code with a human inside a floating carapace that has a perfect open loop feedback with millions of bio-constructions, a singularity that is programmed to restrict the souls' entry into the worldthe "gods" cannot understand this immense clusterfuck of bio-engineering, coding and philosophy
I want Bakkerfag's internet to be cut
>>219327453>God is everythingSo God is both bad and good ? This grain of sand and the local supercluster of galaxies in which our galaxy is ?The color blue and the invisible infra-red color at 450nm ?>God is Omnipresent.That's redondant with "God is everything".>There is no place where God is not.So God is both in Heaven and Hell ?Is God in the Supermassive Blackhole in the center of our galaxy ?Does God can go faster than light ? If yes, can God surf on the event-horizon of that Blackhole ?>God is the Atom.Atom of what ? Is god in Mendeleïev's periodic table ?Is God's Atom stable on Earth ?If God's Atom is in the center of a Neutron-Star, does God's Atom dilutes itself in that neutron's plasma ?
>>219330536suffer not for a heart to be callused
>>219331048>So God is both bad and good ?>This grain of sand and the local supercluster of galaxies in which our galaxy is ?>The color blue and the invisible infra-red color at 450nm ?yes.>That's redondant with "God is everything".includes across time>So God is both in Heaven and Hell ?>Is God in the Supermassive Blackhole in the center of our galaxy ?>Does God can go faster than light ? If yes, can God surf on the event-horizon of that Blackhole ?yes.>Atom of what ?of everything>Is god in Mendeleïev's periodic table ?>Is God's Atom stable on Earth ?yes.>If God's Atom is in the center of a Neutron-Star, does God's Atom dilutes itself in that neutron's plasma ?God is all things.this is the problem with high school reddit 'nerds'. you tell them God is everything and they go "so God is a dog? if he's a dog how can he also be a cat or a rock or a jar of farts" "look at my technobabble, aren't i smart". you just asked the same thing over and over again, no different that asking "if water's in a river what about streams and oceans and steam and ice? can 'water' be in my blood? but its BLOOD! what about beer?"
Terry is better
>>219327747>I'll stick with Chinese Isekai shit. Rapes Bakker from orbit.BASED
>>219326819What if everything is rotting pieces of a dead god
>>219332233entropy & the heat death of the universe
>Bakkerschizo has breached /lit/Impressive.
>>219333070we've always had /lit/ threads on /tv/, the WoT generals were comfy before the show was announced
For me, it’s Drusas Achamian
>>219331758It's not even worth engaging with those people. They are terminally low IQ and incapable of thinking of anything outside of redditisms.
You've summoned Bakkerfag.
>>219330484Neat. May need to check it out.Been looking for a new book to read
>>219327692>>219327537Maybe I'm just low IQ but I love Bakker's writing except for his obsession with gay shit here and there both in the cuck storyline and in the gay barbarian storyline.
>>219327537Why does this feel so soulless? This shit does nothing for me, while this>Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.At least is evocative and feels alive
>>219337452Its not for everyone. What kind of books do you normally like to read?
>>219327288Like gif???
>>219327526Shut up woman.
IS THERE NO COCK AMONG YOU?
>god-king sociopath wizard dies in a slapstick comedy beat five seconds after realizing he didn't actually know what the fuck was going on at allKelmomas? What are you doing her-- ACK
>>219338643Based on the death of Jesus.
>>219339365it's more like achilles, I think the random skin-spy that got him put the chorae against his ankle because there were just 10 of them on the ground that kellhus just fucked up
