>30 year old woman eternally roaming the boys loos to watch them wank, giving them jack off instructions and humiliating their small cocks, all while """Moaning"""wtf was jkr thinkin
shes supposed to be 16
>>219330053is it ever explained why some people become ghosts when they die but some get to go to wizard heaven?
Imagine shooting ropes right through her after masturbating right in front of her and all she does is screech and makes snarky mean faces.
>>219330095Nigga i know she's not growing since she's a ghost but she was killed decades ago, so she's been roaming the halls for a while, also 4chan says women don't emotionally mature past teenagehood or something so yeah she's basically 30 something.
>>219330053Anyone got an AI parody of this?
>>219330053None of that happened though.
>>219330053girls bathroom>>219330156like usual ghosts, regrets or not wanting to die
>>219330534what's AI
>>219330899Wouldn't that be like, almost everyone who isn't ancient with a failing body and dementia?
>>219330156harry potter runs on looney tunes logic with random ad-hoc things when needed.
>>219331300It's got to be a really big regret i guess, also willpower
>>219330053It's weird how they hired a 40 year old woman to play the role of a 16 year old ghost, and it somehow works and she is the best girl.
>>219330053She does the voices of Bai, Clang, Keeto, and Minch in The Mandalorian and Grogu, and Babu Frik in The Rise of Skywalker.>HEYHEY!
why didn't she tell them about tom riddle and all that shit? fucking ghost bitch
>>219332293
>>219330156In Book 5, Nearly Headless Nick explains that it's a choice, but that most wizards choose to move on
>>219331300When they found her corpse on the toilet the smell was rancid. When they removed her from the toilet it was revealed she had taken a massive shit. It was coiled like a boa constrictor. Them unplugging her ass from the hole freed the rest of the stench which wafted right into Dumbledore's nostrils. He immediately vomited and begged for death like that scene in The Deathly Hallows.
Imagine the JOI potential if you take a trip to the womens bathroom...
>>219330053
Voldamort shoved his soul inside a diary. A giant snake lived under Hogwarts. Sometimes you just go with the flow.
>>219330156It’s a closed loop. I am very smart.
>>219332622i babu frik
>>219330053I was very confused when my wife was watching Harry Potter because I thought this was Daniel in a dress
>>219330196i like it how you covered both ends
>>219330053All of that happened.
>>219332671Because in school tom was a very model student and the only non death eater that knew modlywart was tom was doombledoor until harry.
>>219330053Wasn't Myrtle in the movies just Daniel Radcliffe in drag?
>>219330053What if she's a method actress and jerked off all the actors for real to get into character?
>>219330053Avin a warm wizz are ya guvnor?
>6 hours >can't even get to 50 posts>some browncel redditor has been strategically and desperately bumping itbring in the robot9000
myrtle was a 37 year old who looked 17 when she died
>>219345486meds
>>219330156wizards can't enter heaven because they practice satanic magic
"Narcissa has a headache tonight, you miserable creature." Lucius Malfoy growled at the hapless house elf, who wilted under his menacing tone. "You know what that means." "Yes master..." Replied Dobby in a querulous, trembling response. The diminutive elf licked his lips nervously. "Ah..." Grunted Lucius as he unzipped his expensive trousers, letting them fall to the floor. He stretched his legs over towards Dobby, his exposed manhood swinging from side to side as he went. "First, Dobby, I'll allow you to suck me off, as per usual..." explained the cruel wizard to his quivering servant. "Then, once you've had your meal, we're doing something new." There was a long pause, pregnant with tension, as Dobby contemplated what this could mean. Lucius grinned like a wolf as he broke the silence. "I'll have you bent over, worm. Tonight, I'm taking your Dobbussy."
