Konnichiwa bro
>>219332845I thought samurais were cool but then I read Shigurui and realized most of them were murderhobo slaves
hory shit he tall
Gaijin bros....
>>219332845>me to the latino waiter at the chinese restaurant
Japan is tired of themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNv8HYe1iDM
>>219333252my bf does that shit all the time and thinks it's funny, IT'S NOT!
>>219332845YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooouuuuu*DADAN*
>>219332902>most of them were murderhobo slavesaka uber cool. read Ichigeki, bunch of peasants are hired by samurai on the promise they'll be elevated to samurai, undenounced to them they're intended to be a suicide squad to kick start the satsuma rebellion
Muay thai bros could beat the fuck out of any samurai if it came down to it
>>219332902>>219333570the funniest shit I have learned this week about the far east is that the chinese when japan was borrowing words and aspects of their culture in the first millennium AD they used to call japan wuguo (dwarf-country) as joke but then when japanese realized what the word meant (they were also calling themselves that for centuries) they immediately changed it to waguo which means something like noble or honourable country or some shit. It made me chuckle. I thought it was a funny bit of ancient trolling
>>219332915They gave him a childrens sword
>>219332845>First, they have "The Mexican" with Brad Pitt, now they have "The Last Samurai" with Tom Cruise. Well, I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last Nigga on Earth, starring Tom Hanks. How about that?based mooney telling it like it is
>>219332977Blud.
>>219333634this retard thinks real life is street fighter kek
>>219332845> Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Karate Kid”. They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Karate Kid. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
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>>219336296Based Seagal Sensei
>>219335198Nah, Katana are just shorter than most people realize.
>>219333570>undenounced to themhuh>>219334054
>>219332977Looking for these people at the Tokyo Haneda airport must be like shooting fish in a barrel, I feel sorry for them
