It's time
>>219335177>fucks confederate soldiersBased
The song is hype!
>>219335177For me its the vampgirl that gets gang raped
>>219335407nothing like some good old fashioned inbred loser dick, right? Let's go Brendon
Ashley Green was physically perfect. Shame they needed their jewess quote before giving her a chance
>>219337761Too bad she got a michael jackson nose job
>>219335177YO, LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORYABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLDAND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHTAND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUELIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
>>219337738rent free
>>219335177We didn't get to see near enough of this vampire girl. She could have at least wore some shorts or a short dress for us.
>>219338169just tell grok to put her in booty shorts and make her dance, it takes 15 seconds
>The Volturi have left Volterra. They crossed Seattle-Tacoma International Airport yesterday, disguised as Italians.
>>219338169that leg straightness looks unreal
>>219337738Jamie pull up those incest stats
>>219338656
She's hot Batgirl
i know theres a sect of fags on here that think Twilight is based because of the chicks and uhh action vampires? but man I watched this with my sister way back and not only is it bad cringe girl shit with next level terrible blue filter but that baseball scene was so fucking gay
>>219335177alice is so fucking hot what the FUCK
Alice was perfectly cast.
>>219338071Homie y'all are more guilty of this type of thing than anyone. We're a bit past pointing this out either way since politics has been deluded to a normieball game of my team vs ur team anyways>>219338693Would love to see
>>219340385nah it's fun
>>219340515twilight would have been gigakino if bella/alice was the main pair
>>219340385It’s based because the author insisted on a mostly white cast
>>219340579LMAO I always forget Kendrick was in Twilight and she was damn good as dumb Jessica.
>>219340551exactly you're one of them, no its an all around bad movie, if Twilight meets the bar for "fun" than so does almost every action adventure type movie of the 2000s that wasn't straight to tv budget, thats a very low bar
>>219338169
>>219340637thats only because it came out in 2008, it was abnormal to shoehorn in minorities back then
>>219340637Faithful adaptation under Meyer's control and proper morals. I wish more writers were as principled as her when Hollywood adapts their books. Looking at you, GRRM and Sapkowski.>One of the most problematic times Stephenie Meyer refused a change for the Twilight movies was by refusing to add non-white characters to the main cast. When the first Twilight adaptation was in production, the director, Catherine Hardwicke, wanted to diversify the Cullen family. Meyer did not agree with this change though, citing that in the books, the Cullens were described as having "pale, glistening skin." This conflict between Hardwicke and Meyer became one reason why Hardwicke did not return for New Moon or the following films, despite the first one's success.
>>219340579Green looking like a snack, that era is never coming back
>>219340582looks a bit rodenty there
>>219340673cute fmc - checksensitive young man love interest - checkamerican high school - checknorth west pacific vibe - checkkiller soundtrack - checkImpeccable aesthetics
Obligatory
>>219341203jesus fucking christ
>>219335177I remember my state of disbelief when I learned that she's not that white
>>219340582>Alice tells Edward that she should be the one to go with Bella and protect her>Edward gives her a disgusted look after reading her mind and says "Can you keep your thoughts to yourself?"Unironically what did they mean by this?
>>219335177Finn Wolfhard trooned out?
>>219335177She has very cute mannerisms irl
>>219341288If i remember right, in the book, soon before this event, Bella was trying to get Alice to change her into a vampire because Edward wouldn't do it, and Alice had basically agreed and promised Bella that she would someday.
>>219341774>Alice promises to vampcuck Edward kino
>>219340838Good for her.
>>219341247>Born in Jacksonville FloridaDamn, she's basically a negress
>>219337642>>219342585She rocks with this short shaggy hairstyle.
>>219341247She's also what /pol/ would consider not white
>>219341288Alice was thinking damn I'm gonna shove my tongue up her barely legal very human pussy as soon as we're alone
>>219340519>y'allPretty sure the muslims are beating out everyone else on the incest front by a large margin, and no one cares what 0.002% of whites trapped in remote places do. Even familial sexual assaults are predominantly committed by blacks.
>>219335177I liked seeing her nude
>>219340637And they still shoved a nigger and a couple chinks into the friend group despite natives being amply included>>219341247>>219344037They're jewish, they just aren't as blatantly dysgenic and nepo-picked as most jews that are front and center today. The one that wasn't the confederate was also jewish iirc, and most of the indians have jewish surnames lol
>>219340519>Homie y'all are more guilty of this type of thing than anyone.You watch too many movies featuring redneck characters written by jews. North Africa into the Middle East blows everyone else out of the water. There's a reason Somalians all look like they share the same parents.
Hollywood and a female director would've made Jasper black despite him being a Confederate soldier in the books.
Been years I saw the movies. Someone explain why Alice Bella would've been better than Bella Edward.
>>219341002the blue tint is the opposite of impeccable aesthetics and it essentially invalidates the PNW vibe which would be based otherwise, cute chicks and Pattinson at his weakest isn't carrying it to the finish line
OOH BABY DON'T YOU KNOW I SUFFER
>>219335177sexo
>>219347184If Jasper had been a dark skinned Black King it would have been so kino just imagine smol pale Alice taking that bbc
>>219346470Kstew and Pattinson have negative chemistry as the movies go on and Alice seems too actually like Bella. Especially in the second movie where she's the one that rushes to Bella's side after she almost kills herself
>>219347650Mental illness>>219347860Thanks anon. Probably helped that kstew was a closeted lesbian.
>>219347650>hey guys I'm going to bring up my cuck fetish for no reason nowOkay.
>>219347173>bird wings behind Edward's back symbolizing how he could be Bella's devil or her angel
Imagine.
>>219340706>theatrics>still throws like a girl
>>219348489the smell.
>>219338655Checked and underrated.
>>219340515>would have been the better love interestTrue.
>>219348489If only>>219348569I honestly can't even tell what's supposed to be happening in that webm. I'd assumed it was just a ceremonial first pitch, but if that were the case, the batter shouldn't be there IIRC, much less swinging (at an obvious whiff too).
