Will you be watching this year's broadcast of the Ten Commandments, anons?
Egyptians looked like this?!
Stream it for us. I don’t have a TV
what the mcfuck was this jerk's problem?
>>219339752Imagine trying to get Jews to do manual labor
>>219339878oh, okay now i can understand his frustration
>>219339878
>>219339709https://thetvapp.to/tv/wabc-new-york-abc-east-live-stream/
>>219339649I'm a Lilia enjoyer
>baka
>>219337744Answer me this Christians If God is all powerful why couldn't he just transport the Jews out of Egypt and into Israel? Why go through all that work?
>>219337744Yes. I have the final four on now but it’s recording in my DVR for later. Once some people leave I’ll put it on and watch it with my Dad and we’ll FF through the commercials
>>219337744Why not man?
>>219337744Based Ten Commandments thread maker. Usually I end up making a thread on /tv/ about 30 minutes before it airs but we can use this one this year. Hopefully we can get a good turnout watching it this year. I'll post about it in my Svengoolie thread to see if we can get some traction for both of them.
>>219341274Maybe God didn't really want them to live either.
>>219341448Based. We missed it last year. Happy to do this again.
>>219341495It's literally the only good thread each year.
based thread
>>219340552good lord, I would build a pyramid for her
>>219341536she will have to settle for the tent i pitched in my pants
>>219341536Is this where the term bricked up comes from?
Ahh shit, it's already on at 6:00 central time. It looks like they had it scheduled early.Here's some linkshttps://globetv.app/us/abc-13-houston.us/https://famelack.com/tv/us/xffQ9CeqAXCybGhttps://thetvapp.to/tv/wabc-new-york-abc-east-live-stream/
>here are those ethiopians you asked for, i fucked the queen btw
They really don't make movies with color and light anymore. This movie is so vibrant and well lit. What has happened to Hollywood?
>>219341865Kind of a spoiler alert but the jews won.
>>219341865They took it from us and made everything toneless, bleak, murky.
>>219341865Technicolor
They don't make movies like this anymore bros. Why couldn't I have been born in the 50s?
the hebrews are all ripped and have cute girls walking around why would they want to leave, idiots
>>219337744I have no time for brown nonsense.
>>219341274The point was God demonstrating his power before the nations. The Ammonites, Moabites, Edomites, and all the nations of Canaan were fearful of the God of Israel after his works in Egypt. More importantly though, the events of the Exodus were typological in nature. Their true, hidden purpose, was to foreshadow Jesus Christ, our Passover lamb.
>>219339649Before HD TVs you couldn’t see through that shirt. Once we switched to HD watching this movie really improved my Easter experience. They haven’t blurred her nipples out yet have they?
>>219342196This is a quintessential white person movie. Is a WASP movie, really. Old boomer WASPs love it.
Yul Brenner is a real pro for not honking her boobs in this scene.
>you finished my city?
Every time I watch the Kinoplex it fucks my sleep schedule FUCK.
I've never seen 2 people do a 2 way back and forth mogging so hard. They are so awesome that they actually push Vincent fucking Price out of the race for scene domination. Absolutely fucking bananas.
>>219343191i usually fall asleep during the middle of the plagues
hey why doesn't the cloth look like this
>>219341274>answer me this, theists, if God is all powerful then why doesn't he do whatever I want? Not how omnipower works
>>219342445christcuckery is brown.
>fat perky tits>kills old hags for her manWhy aren't women like this anymore?
>>219343409Shalom
>>219343409yea yea yea blah blah blah a happy fedora to you too kind sir
>>219343503The abrahamic trio are all brown. >>219343539Brown.
>>219344246Please leave and go take a shower or something you insufferable stinky creatin
>>219344246Show hand (and nose)
>>219344387>>219344477You worship sand people, and you're proud of it. Very cringe.
>>219345150>You worship sand people, and you're proud of it. Very cringe.
>>219345520I accept your concession. Stay brown.
>>219346013An internet atheist posting Molyneux memes, holy kek. You’re a living time capsule man.
Dathan is such a piece of fucking shit, holy fuck
>>2193460132012 ass post lmao
>>219346239U mad bro?
>>219346239>>219346592the first kike
>>219346153>>219346355Saying this while you're fedora posting? Very brown behavior.
>>219347067Not my fault your ideology is so weak it got obliterated by pictures of hats a decade ago
>>219337744I might watch Jesus of Nazareth with Robert Powell
>>219347281You may as well be claiming that the per capita argument has been defeated because its opposition is too dumb to understand it, or disingenuous.
This is what it's like for modern Chad when he walks outside btw
>>219339878They were Hebrews once
How come Hollywood doesn't make large-scale Biblical epics any more?
>>219348507Mel Gibson did and look what happened to him.
>>219348556I remember Jews were so butt hurt over it.
>>219348586>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REMIND PEOPLE OF WHAT WE OURSELVES SAID WHILE WE WERE CRUCIFYING JESUS
>>219337744The Ten Commandments more like The STINKY Commandments
Is that olive oil?
>>219339649Unironically, yes. Egyptians were light skinned Mediterranean people pre Arab conquest.
If I was Moses I'd just take the one in the purple dress and leave the slaves in Egypt lmao
Let's be honest, Moses had a very easy choice here.
>>219348981>Let's be honest, Moses had a very easy choice here.Indeed. Dathan bussy is the best choice
This is what /pol/ thinks is happening to Trump right now.
WHEN CAMERON WAS IN EGYPTS LAND.......LET MY CAMERON GO.......
>Yes I have seen God.
>>219342333God bless you, anon. May you have a nice Easter.
>>219337744>Jewshit
>>219349942It's all for the glory of Christ. Blessings to you fren. Happy Easter!
Is this the new 4k edition with Ms .Baxters nipples?
>>219350431I asked earlier and nobody answered. I’m watching it on my DVR tomorrow so idk
>piss river>period river
>>219350431>>219350517It seems to be the standard bluray being played over cable / airwaves so it comes out as okay-ish 720p. It's decently clear
>>219350826>The.Ten.Commandments.1956.1080p.BrRip.x264.BOKUTOX.YIFY flashes on screen
easter has the better movies than christmas honestlygood to see this back this year
>>219339752>>219341950>>219343260>>219345716Yul Brynner is so cool.
Why did she sound like Joan baez?
One shawl, one wifeYour choice for lifeSo, who will it be, anon?
>>219351589>this was considered high definition in 5000 BC
All I'm doing for Easter is making the pasta salad
>That's when I decided to kill every first born son.
>>219352045"This is my staff. I killed 30,000 kids with it.""Moses was a good friend."
Surely the goofy looking gods of Egypt could revive this boy
>>219341448>>219304043Tried to pregame yesterday,
>>219352045me holding the vegas showgirl feathers
>>219341525We need this type of shared media experience again. This is how it used to be before streaming. Everyone would tune into the same handful of things and watch together, wherever they were. This is like the last vestige of that.
>look grandfather, negroes>thank god i'm blindbravo cecile
>>219352325ok based
>>219339649Now in 4k
somebody last year called dathan the first jew
>>219352618nice
>>219342442not yet. may the tradition long continue.
wish I could pull off the bald look like brynner. norwood 7 coming down hard on me, looking like 90s larry david
>>219352511Kek
>>219352766It's the tan, it prevents his head from glowing like a light bulb.
Moses the waterbender shortly
>>219352633It might have been me. I did it again this year, because it's still true.
>>219337744Comcast dropped the channel so I can't.
>>219352618Why are 1950s women hotter than 2020s women?
>parting the red sea took $1 million to film. DeMille’s team flooded a massive tank with 360,000 gallons of water and reversed the footagenowadays you get farmed out jeetgi and a ps3 cutscene at best. sad
How come they never show Prince of Egypt?
Pharoah's shining blue helm is awesome!
>>219353268It's the same thing except animated and shorter.
>>219353213It's the food.
>>219353268>dreamworksabc would rather air static.
>yes yes goys melt it all down and form a calf for us to worshipthe fuck is wrong with him
>>219351589yellow has that rip your clothes off and mount you standing energy
Firebender now
>>219353755I love Technicolor. Don't care if its dated. I want modern movies to look like that. Vibrant as HECK.
>>219353750>uhh ok we melted all the gold now let's throw it and this hot girl into a fire pit because uhh i'm bored
Truly they were the Ten Commandments
"Thou shall not commit adultery."Incels: Check!
>>219353929imagine being the one guy who isn't fucking in Club Sinai
How many woke edits are there in the new version?
>>219353924haha he said the name>>219354058>he missed the land acknowledgement
>hey here's what God told me we have to do now but since i just used the tablets to blow up the calf you'll just have to like believe me or whatever now let's get packing
>>219354082God gave the land to them. That's the only acknowledgement anyone needs!
>from the river to the sea our people shall be freemoses i...
>>219342084How long did it take Moses to take care of his hair and beard everyday?
>>219353268Because its honestly shit. Nothing beats the classic.
>>219354425"Cast of thousands", not a computer in sight.
Christ is risen. Happy Easter.
>>219355756So it is written.So shall it be.
>>219340552Jesus H. Christ
>>219356052>>219355756BASED BASED BASED BASED BECOME TRADITIONALIST CATHOLIC
>>219340552>>219356182sex with hot women is explicitly endorsed in this film
>>219353755Yeah, sorry, every one of those daughters is superior to the one he chose.
>>219356554Why not take them all as a harem?
>>219337744Yes, it is a masterpiece :)
>>219346592Ever since I was a kid, I never understood why this guy wasn’t brutally killed early on. He works as a literal slave driver on behalf of Egypt, brutalizing his own people. Yet, he joins them in the exodus and immediately begins vocally criticizing and questioning Moses even after he performs literal miracles. Then, when Moses is up on Mount Siani, he almost single handedly corrupts the entire fucking tribe into hedonism, lawlessness, and idolatry.
>>219356941The rules said he had to choose one for life. Remember that cultural judaism hadn't been invented yet at this point in the film.
>>219353213Women peaked between the 1940s and 1980s
>>219357302jews are retarded. Moses is gone for seven weeks and they forget about the God who literally parted the Red Sea and instead start worshiping a golden calf. Honestly I have no idea how Aaron got a pass on making it for them.
>>219337744i bought the blu-ray of this, passion and jesus of nazareth. Lots of Easter kino. Also gonna watch Easter Beagle.
Watched it last year and it honestly left me coldI'll be watching Ben Hur this year instead, time permitted
>>219359688Jews have always been hardcoded with the "what have you done for me lately?" mentality. It's what makes them the scum of the earth.
>>219359974You can't read the Old Testament without banging your head against the wall. "Oh look, the jews are worshiping ba'al again". And it wasn't like he was a cool god, he demanded child sacrifice!
>>219360184Almost like most of it was written while in exile in Babylon
Jesus said he’d return before those he was speaking to passed away. This was 2000 years ago you retarded inbred goy cattle
why are you watching film about moses on easter?
>>219360922I'm doing what /tv/ told me to
>>219360922>why are you watching film about moses on passover?Gee, no idea
Easter is next week thoughbeit
>>219360922It is Passover too, anon.
