>watch this 20 years too late>turns out cruise is not actually the last samuraiAbsolute kino dare I say
Tom Cruise wasn't the last samurai but he was the last nigga on Earth
Not realizing that Ken Watanabe's character is The Last Samurai is like an IQ test.
>>219338664I used to think that people were just memeing since Katsumoto was the title character the whole time and this was abundantly clear.Then I learned about the intelligence of niggers.
>>219339086Then why isn't he on the cover? Fuckin retard over here.
>>219339137He's right here, retard.
>>219338664>whenever someone talk to me I am going to... not respond in any waywow very interesting acting
>>219338664the plural of samurai is samuraiit's not hard to figure out.
>>219339194Shit you got me there ok fine but there are multiple samurai on this cover. This movie is a fraud.
>>219339086Even if the title had been "The Last of the Samurai" or something, people still wouldn't get that he and his men were the last samurai, plural. They didn't factor idiots into the movie like modern ones do. I've seen people be confused at how Nathan was able to pick up Japanese so quickly. The point of him being a polyglot and naturally skilled with language isn't dwelled on for too long, but you'd think the scenes of him being taught words by the kids would be enough.
>>219339282>multiple samuraiThey are the last samurai
>>219339563Sure thing bugman. You're just mad Tom Cruise is a better samurai than you will ever be.
>>219339644CLEARLY NOT THERE'S A TON OF EMDamn you stupid.
>>219339683Yeah but they're the last ones.
>As for the American Captain, no one knows what became of him. Some say that he died of his wounds. Others, that he returned to his own country. But I like to think he may have at last found some small measure of peace, that we all seek, and few of us ever find.>By spending the rest of his days making little samurai bastards in a tranquil village full of Japanese widows
>>219339735That isn't how anything works!
I don't get why the Emperor didn't just order the samurai to stand down and surrender when they entered the capital.
>>219339996Who would listen to some weak figurehead over their actual leader?
>>219339996He would be ending his mentor's way of life.
>>219339996because the Emperor was weak until the very end of the movie and Omura needed the samurai to break the laws so he had his excuse to attack them
>>219339754Every white man deserves this.
>>219339996>stand down so i can abolish your social caste
it's not historically accurate in the slightest but it's a very fun film to watch
I don't get it
>>219340245The samurai wanted to eat giant ramen with the giant chopsticks but the stupid foreigner didn't understand.
>>219340165If it was, Tom Cruise would have been french
>>219340558And the Samurai would have guns out the wazoo, and there wouldn't be any ninjas kek
>>219340043The leader of the rebellion literally said he'd yield if only the Emperor asked. Didn't you watch the movie?
>>219340558I mean most the plot is fantasy samurai whitewashingthe puppet master behind the emperor is made out to be some effete modernizing businessman when in reality those people were either former samurai themselves or imperial nobles. the ending makes it seem as though the emperor bowed somewhat to the samurai when in truth they get utterly cucked.and the samurai had to go frankly, they were a hereditary class of "warriors", most of whom hadn't actually fought in centuries and were at best glorified bureaucrats, and just paying their hereditary stipend would've consumed like 1/3 of the national budget had they retained it
Ninja scene is kino, fucking samurai bastards
>>219338664The actual last samurai
