SNL is back tonight with Jack Black as host and Jack White as the musical guest, I hope Sarah bullies colin
>>219340166>Jack WhiteCan’t wait for the anti Trump bile this little cockslave will spew tonight
>>219340166>Jack Black as host and Jack White as the musical guestThey should call themselves Zebra Twat
i fucking hate snl
i fucking love squirm
For me, its Jane
>>219340166 /ourgirl/ Jane is bringing kino back to late nite sketch.
sarah bullying colin is always funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUTl7IWu0Bc>nooo liking stuff is reddit
>>219340615>>219340629She’s cute in an autistic / semi-retarded girl kind of way
>>219340332Does he? What about his big titty sister?
>>219340166Is her pussy really as blown out as she says it is? I doubt it.
post SNL kinohttps://youtu.be/dwYtFt4agqo?si=RbQvg1kXxMUI_J_u
>>219340830They did some video interviewing a bunch of the cast for some website this week and she seems just as shy and afraid to talk as herself too so it’s not just a character lol when it was her turn to do the questionnaire it felt like the cool kids mocking the retarded girl in the class, except Sarah she seemed like she was trying to be nice to her (also Chloe Fineburg got backlash because at the beginning she admitted to pulling down a 6 year olds pants when she was a camp counselor so now they edited down most of her proton at the start after all the backlash lol I think you can still find it if you look online there was some big Reddit thread that blew up with the clip the rest of the cast looked horrified and were like “you’re about to br MeToo-ed bitch!”
>>219341095>some video interviewing a bunch of the cast for some websitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x016TmuSN6cWas this one prolly shoulda posted it
>>219341095Chloe Fineberg looking more like Chloe Finebogged this season, she’s like 40 but still trying to pass for 20
>>219340983would be funnier if she had a huge bush that was sticking out
>>219341095>>219341162CUTE!!
>>219340166Why do millions of people pretend Black Jack is funny?
>>219341333He yells.
>>219341280Someone shoop
>>219340332You want some tissues you whiney fucking faggot? "wahh people are mean to my cultleadder" pathetic fucking retard set yourself on fire
>>219341095
>>219340967his big titty sister is a big fat ass now
>>219341333because he's funny. some people have charisma. some don't. he does. will ferrell and dane cook (i know i'm outing myself as a millennial) are two yellers who don't have charisma and therefore aren't funny.
>>219340332Never thought he would become a MSNBC grandpa.
>>219340983This pic makes it look like neither of them has hips
>>219342008None of the people who need to yell are funny.
>>219340166She is so pretty, bros...
>>2193401668 hours early for a live thread. Op harvesting at its finest.
>>219342754megakek
>>219341523cute
>>219340166Meh, the UK one is better, they don't pull their punches, like SNLUS do with Trump. And they can say rude words like "nonce", "fanny" (which is ruder than the C word in the UK), and "smegma", the US version can't even say milder cuss words like "Cunt" "Nonce" or "Fuck"
>>219343200
>>219342754jej
>>219342453they're white
>>219343200Cursing doesn't make comedy funnier George Carlin.
>>219343200the worst thing about snl is the dogshit politcal crap, just split off a 'snl poltical' for the million epic trump jokes and just have a normal funny sketch comedy show with lovely cute jewish girls
>>219340615just admit you're attracted to teenage boys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdC20HYW-tM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LzoX9uCPBZcNew Peppa Pig fetish unlocked.
>>219341516We respect Trump on 4chan you dumb little newfaggot.
>>219343636sometimes
>>219343200There is nothing more unfunny than political humor. And you don’t even really want that; you want your specific worldview enforced.
>>219340332
>>219343997the webm that makes you a raging homosexual pedo
>>219343200>Meh,
>>219340166It's kind of embarrassing how SNL UK is so much better than the original right out of the gate.
>>219344236there are only two good snl uk sketches
>>219341516Trump is sometimes funny, you on the other hand are always cringe, whiney, and a gigantic faggot who needs to fuck off
>>219344479>cringe, whiney, and a gigantic faggotyou're posting in an SNL thread
Every episode of SNL has at least one good sketch and that itself is a miracle.
>>219344479triggered hard
>>219342008>Dane Cook doesn't have charisma all he does is yellBraindead take. You clearly got butthurt that girls loved him or something. Most of his iconic bits were spoken at regular volume and he coined numerous phrases and memes.Most of Danes humor was carried entirely by his Charisma. If said by anyone else it wouldn't have been entertaining. That's what charisma is.I continue to be astounded at the pathological and retarded things anons say here.
>>219340332Are you thinking of Kage?
>>219340166Jack is so good live he really should have been a cast member or at least a host every season. Somehow we only just in the past few years started getting him and it's been great everytime.
>>219340332Imagine caring about this kind of thing.
>>219345843I was surprised he wasn’t a 5-timer
>>219345954Fuck off you black batard
>show for twitter girls and gay guysI'm good
>>219340166Sounds like a scrumptous cum sundae.
>>219340615She cute but she would be gorgeous if she wore makeup grew a straight woman’s hairstyle and dressed more traditionally female but she’s gay so she has to pretend to be a man
>>219344296it has one good sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMgVgdQQbc
>>219343991I think Donald Trump SUCKS
>>219344107>vote for a guy because everything he says is hilarious>get mad when people laugh
>>219340166brap status?
>>219340166where boobs?
>next week's UK host is Jack WhitehallFuck is going on?
>>219340166>Jack White as the musical guest,Is that Jack Black's alterego in blackface ?
>>219342723Congrats your photo is the one exception
>>219343991cuck
>>219340166Wow. Jack Black looks like THAT?
>>219349984Took 4 weeks before they went Panel Show. Longer than expected.
>>219342453CF is a man
WIFE
>>219352722she is a lovely and cute 45 year old jewish girl
Is this the thread
Its starting
We are finally back
Someone bake a new thread
stream?
>>219340332>anti TrumpWhat retard is still pro Trump?
>>219353815https://thetvapp.to/tv/wnbc-new-york-nbc-east-live-stream/
Has anyone got a livestream for the UK version that doesn't buffer all the time? I gave up on DaddyLive>>219349984I've never seen any SNL opinion more agreed upon than contempt for Jack Whitehall as a host, the most positive I saw was "he hasn't done anything to anybody"
LIVE FROM NEW YORK MY DAD RAPES ME IN MY SLEEP
A little unusual for something like this to be the opening sketch; was the original opener cut and this moved up?
>>219353972Yikes
No based male can watch this show in 2026. It's impossible. It's an unfunny hatefest for bitter women and gays.
>>219353973Probably. Michigan hadn't even won the game they were talking about yet.
>mid april MARCH MADNESS EVERYBODY
>>219354013Seethe
Pls Sara feet tonite
>>219340332wait is triggering the libtards good or bad now? what's the script say?
Jonah :)
>>219354052I hope i get a chocolate jake black and a jelly bean jonah hill for easter
>
he's worn that flame shirt in like 100 interviews bowser doesn't even wear a shirt
i hate the five timer monologues
Tina is sexy
i thought that was roseanne
>>219354107>bowser doesn't even wear a shirtYou're not ready for topless Jack Black, anon.
Fucking groan dude
>>219354111they'd be ok if there wasn't all the moronic screaming that throws the timing off
>Jack Black>Jack WhiteIt's like they're meant for each other
No KG no watchy
Just tuned in, did he say chicken jockey yet?
A SEVEN NATION ARMY
guitarfu played the whole thing jack has a dummy guitar
>>219354220Did jack black ever collab with wierd al?
They say my dick is small
Jack White is trooning out
Damn that one brunette wizard dancer can GET IT
>>219354269kek
>>219354273>Did jack black ever collab with wierd al?Yes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
Any chance we'll get a Herlihy joint tonight?
>>219354390we can only hope they don't have enough time for a live sketch at the end
more mikey, less marcello
Cathy the comic strip?
I have ashley fatigue
>>219340332>Can’t wait for the anti Trump bile this little cockslave will spew tonightYou won, tranny!
>>219354468yeah it's the ashley show now
When I am on death row I will be requesting to wring out office Sarah's soaked panties into a frosted mug as my last meal
>>219353820For some reason /tv/ is still clinging to trump. Even /pol/ is growing out of him now.
im literally the girl in this sketch this hurts me to my core
>>219354468Ashley is amazing
>Sarah Sherman with a fuck ass bob
We talkin /tv/?
This is literally me when any normie opens their mouth ever.
>>219354550she's alright, i think sarah can do her parts better. this is pretty good though.
we talking tv was a good sketch
if you've watched a single minute of SNL in the past 15 years you're cattle.
I have Jack Black fatigue already
is this the guy from the minecraft movie???? i love him 6 7 fr chicken jockey he should release an album
>>219354654It's marginally better now than it was in the late 2010s
>>219354674You have Jack White fragility
>>219354674grim
Dismukes saves the sketch
>>219354695He is the face of our humiliation
>>219340332still caring about Trump post Epstein and war fuckup.
Chloe is sexy
>>219354735this
>>219354654I'm sure there's something you partake in that is at least as gay as what we're doing
>Marcello playing a loudmouth with a foreign accentNOPE NOPE NOPE
>Its a Marcello does a silly voice sketch
fire marcello
>we're two wild and crazy karate teachers
Jane :(
fucking stupid ending
Jane a cute
When I see Ashley :D When I see Jane :(
Jane’s so tall
that one had nowhere to go
>>219354977She’s six feet of autism
I ate a whole little ceasars pizza and a brownie.
>>219355006hnnnngggg
pharmaceutical commercials are like extra sketches
That SNL Polish bint is such a tease. And that is why we love her.
>>219355058those are some of the worst knees I've ever seen
cats is easily the worst musical that got mainstream attention ever made
more jane :)
Dude as I see the sketch this should have been so good.I think the concept is: "Two Karate Teachers teach that to stop fights, the key is to get your attacker to do something else". So the Titanic thing and I already forget what.First of all its impossible to even track what they are saying the useless accents get in the way. Accents killed the sketch. Also there had to be way way more funnier motions to trick your attacker into doing. Also maybe some combos? He does a dance, then Titanic, then pushups? Flossing? Whatever. Then its a sketch about people doing funny movements and shouting. I just think the concept to this is seriously brilliant and majorly wasted.
Which one is jack blacks wife?
jack black really branching out from singing huh
>>219355164the youngest one
once again great concept but horrible execution
Jane is so awkward
Sarah was trying to hide her laughter at James's last line
>>219355077This was Trans Visibility Week, but can't you be that way somewhere else than an SNL thread?
>ok we know you're richkek
>tfw no Jane wife
The writing has been off today
>>219340166I see Dakota Johnson hosting mindbroke Sarah. It's a good look for her though.
wonder how much they paid for that song
>>219354556its too bad the cop wasnt a better shot
>jack whitewhy is it that people that have gay opinions like he does age into looking like lesbians?>>219342754lmao
>>219355275i'm guessing there's going to be some solid sketches after weekend update. for some reason if they only have a couple of good ones they save them for the end. they keep trying the sketches based on an old popular song but they never work.
>>219355277kek
>>219355316the best one was the josh hutcherson one with "your love" by the outfield where they fit every line into the dialogue
>>219354577x15 has to be a record of some sort
JACK WHITE IS PLAYING !EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF ROCK! AND BLUES!
>>219355277People always talk about blonde Sarah but I like the auburn like in that sketch. Wdym about Dakota though, she bangspilled her? It's been a couple years since she hosted
>>219340166Good grief, I thought this was a rerun from last year.
the fuck kind of fender is that
>>219355394whatever happened to it being just a 2 person band? like in his beginning it was just him and that hot chick on drums.
OK they actually have some sketches and clips of UK SNL I guess I will check it out tomorrow what the heck.
i feel like Jack Black just hosted a couple months ago?
>>219355484Last year
I rewatched School of Rock last week and it was a reminder of how incredible is Jack Black is in that movie. He very obviously carries it in a way not many comedy movies are carried other than like Carrey in Ace Ventura but man he is extremely one note
>>219355471The lady had to be a fat bore and retire from music altogether (seriously) and so he had to make a new band called The Raconteurs and now he just went Jack White.
sarah is so beautiful i want to marry her
>>219355445its a triplecaster
>>219355239Slowikowska is the sound my tongue would make on her bagina
>>219355513>Carreyin was in several scenes in Cable Guy, funny shit.
I'm positive that's the same keyboardist who used to play in Sturgill Simpson's band and was also on SNL before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsrsrOB0zNQ
Weekend niggasupdate niggas
>>219355550>on her baginai would give her bagina 20 o's in one fuck session
>>219355154That's the downside of having such a quick turnaround in the writing process, stuff getting on air which are essentially just first drafts
what does Johnny Knoxville even do as the new NBC house clown without being able to curse, get naked or actually do the stunts. god he's gonna be like snoop at the summer olympics won't he
>>219354468Glad I’m not the only one. Would help if all her sketches/characters didn’t just feel like reheated annoying Kristen Wiig skits. Only one who annoys me more if that guy who does the LOL IM LE LOUD LATINO HEAR ME MEXICAN FUNNY ACCENT??? in everything
There’s no ‘S’. It’s the book of Revelation
>>219355758americans don't know that
Sarah's got pretty blue eyes
>>219345954sorry anon, you see, he's brown, he thinks if he says this he'll be spared and be considered "one of the good ones"
c'mon sarah don't fuck this up
>>219354938She shot up to my favorite this season
inb4 this goes the same way as the tourettes sketch and they get cancelled for transphobia
Ashley :)
Republican derangement syndrome
armpit sweat
They said bussy
>>219355873republicans are weird
>bussy mentioned
>>219340166Sarah Squirm is an annoying communist jew
>jack white>johnny knoxville>louis therouxwhat are some other guys with faggy opinions that aged into looking like lesbians?
>party city poppers
woke people kink shaming, very sad
this makes republicans upset
Who wished for bimbo Sarah on a monkey paw? I thought Dismukes would have been a shoe-in for it
>>219355927Literally built for BNC
Black Snape
>>219340166Based Kam I forgot he was still on the show does he only appear on Weekend Update? Seems like everything I ever seen him do on the show was at Update
che hamming it up today
>>219355927this but as a compliment
>>219356036Soi snl fans don’t like him because he comes from the Chud comedy scene and think snl should only be UCB LA / Brooklyn alt comedy woke shit
is that...Camthat kill tony faggot is a cast member now?
>>219356064no we don't retard
Magical niggas
obligatory jk rowling joke
Think Kam had even heard of Snape until he was pitched this? >>219356036He had like one line in the cold open
>>219356076he’s funnier when he’s talking about how he’s retarded and black and likes rocks, he’d be good if they rebooted In Living Color but he don’t fit on a whitey comedy show like SNL
>>219356064they don't use him at all. he's kenan's replacement obviously. i didn't know people were mad about him he's had 10 lines this season that was his biggest moment so far and he did great
>>219355995Big… non-political croutons?
>>219356102The snl reddit seethes about him non stop because he’s not from their approved white dork alt comedy bubblehttps://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1sctcij/whats_the_timeline_on_kam_patterson_being_fired/
>>219356126I'm certain he has never read the books
>>219356127I don't care for his schtick but the show needs new blood in a bad way. they don't seem like natural fits but that'll make it fun - I guess it's just been that long since a non Keenan black like Chris Rock huh
Fun fact: Snape was not actually professor of the dark arts until the end and was a professor of Potions. They should have done potions = drugs.
>>219356128They’re basically mad because he’s from Kill Tony so they’re like HES PART OF THR CHUD ROGANSPEHREE OMG HES A CHUDDIE RACIST JUST LIKE SHANE GILLIS
>vaginal odor commercialsThey know their audience
>>219356232To be fair I have never seen a funny Kill Tony contestant. Like ever.
>>219354164called it dude
It's like all the xitter memes came to life
>>219340166The new guy who looks like a knockoff a Mulaney is so unfunny and bland he’s be my choice for one and done after this season
>>219356202Ironic that it was the clearest I've been able to understand what he was saying when he probably had no idea himself
Dude WTF they should hire that kid full time to be into kids roles he is KILLIN IT.
>>219356338Based
>>219356338i'm assuming that was jack blacks kid?? or a make a wish
>>219340166Andrew Dismukes probably the best male cast member on the show feels like they never use him much this season tonight’s the first time I remember him being on screen for more than 30 seconds in a long time
This sketch is so bad I muted it and watched the cold open that I missed instead
>>219356236Are you still expierencing symptoms of mild to moderate ulcerative colitious?
Hey is it just me or does this show suck?
>>219356393This has been a poor episode
>>219356393They have one decent episode every few months
cant have an iran sketch too insensitivechange to persain empire
sarah's huge balloon titties
Wow, Taylor Lautner back in 2009 was the last time they had a host under 18
didnt they do an israel joke this season?
>>219356216Besides Che, Tracy and Timmy going backwards over the past 25 years there's been:>Devon Walker>Chris Redd>Jay Pharoah>Finesse Mitchell>Dean Edwards
>>219354955Me but the opposite, I love Jane this season but find Ashley annoying this season
>>219356375Word through the grapevine is he has a foot out the door. Got married recently and bought a house in LA, flies into NY for weeks the show is on-air
>>219356448This Jack fellow can’t be a day over 20
>>219356491And Jerry Minor was somewhere in the mix too, he was too good for SNL going from Mr. Show to SNL was a step down, I remember hearing him say on a podcast (I think when he was on one of Kurt Metzgers old podcasts) he got fired because he refused to do the degrading stepin fetching roles they typically want their blacks to play
>>219356448Kids under 18 now are watching livestreams or going to bed at 9:00pm
>>219356232didn't they literally steal veronica from shane's show? and sarah is friends with the cumtown guys what's the diff- oh nevermind
>>219356504
Was there a new uk snl this week?
>>219356611The SNL fans really hate Shane because he said le forbidden word what was it chink lol they seethe on that subreddit every time he comes back to guest on SNL I don’t know why I’m still subscribed to that sub it makes my blood boil every time I read the faggyness on there they’re even more insufferably woketarded than usual reddit
>>219356644>we talking /tv/?
>>219356670Yes
Welp looks like something got cut at the last second
that's my waifu playing guitar
>>219356644Type a woman you let ruin your whole freaking life
Blue eyeshadow is whoreish
>>219356644I usually like her skits but god that was shit, can’t believe they used that as the lead off post monologue sketch
>>219356598Mighty Joe Jon the Black Blonde from Delocated will always be his best role
>>219356435Its a reference to an old movie 300. Probably intended to wink at the Persian Conflict tho.
>>219340166MY TALL LESBIAN GF JANE AS A BLONDEMUH DICK
is the uk show worth watching?
Jack Black looks like Tony Schaivone in this sketch
>>219340166“Not John Mulaney” is such a shit cast member surely they can find someone better than that guy for next season
>>219356788Yes
>>219356448Weird they never got a Stranger Things kid on until after the show ended. Not sure who else would have been in contention, Julia Butters could have been on for Freakier Friday I guess
>>219340166Is Melissa McCarthy zempic’d?
You "guys" watched SNL in 2026. Ahahahahahaha
>>219356859
why did it end like this
are Sarah and Marcello fucking?
this is embarrassing
>>219340166That new fat guy looks like every old MAD TV fat guy combined into one person
OK that was great I need Black and McCarthy to do a beach movie, SNL Original Movie lets go.
Melissa McCarthy could have been cast member
>>219356885Seemed like they just let Melissa start improvising and fucking around on stage and ended it that way
>>219356393We hope it's good every week, it happens but it's rare.
>>219356788it's like the normal one, one or two good sketches an episode except instead of unfunny political sketches about drumf it's unfunny political sketches about the proime minister
>>219356924Fartie Sassiendo
>>219356788It’s like US SNL only everyone on it is really ugly bongs
>>219356983My head canon is that everyone comes up with great sketches every week and then everyone sabotages each other and this is what we end up with
>>219357033Fartie Sass
>>219356675No one hates Shane. He’s too boring to produce a reaction. He’s basically Barstool Sports, mid market shock radio DJ - tier comedian. He’s what a community college frat boy in Ohio thinks is funny.
>>219356788I think it’s funnyhttps://youtu.be/nRMgVgdQQbc?si=wjF5U6_3bDbaiFm4
>>219357401Im not personally a standup comedy or podcast fan so I don’t know him from any of that but his show Tires and the sketches he used to have on YouTube were kino
>>219357401He always seemed like a weird hire for SNL in the first place I can’t picture him doing characters or trying to act he’d be one of those people like Norm or Colin Quinn and just play themselves all the time
>>219340166Kam is funnier than that fag Kenan they should use him more when they need a wacky black guy in a sketch they sleeping on him he’s gonna become big either way with or without snl he hollywoods new token crazy nigga soon anyway now that Kevin Hart is aging out of those roles
Can't name a more Jewish show.
>>219357916jews are awesome
>>219340747the best was when she was his sonhttps://youtu.be/wbk-QGDaM7Q?t=362
Oh Sarah is in that Pizza Movie:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fOzF87PFGnw
>>219340166What am SNL means sir?
>>219340615Her role on SNL is basically “Girl Kyle Mooney” the weird and autistic person in a sketch
>>219340166Jack Black is getting too old to be the hyper jumping around fat guy, I always worry he’s gonna die of a heart live on tv whenever he hosts SNL lol you can hear him breathing heavy all the time like that time Farley hosted SNL just before dying
>>219359526Steadily Nobody Laughs
>>219357518>I can’t picture him doing charactershttps://youtu.be/aTGDlljjgEc
>>219359988Kek I can’t decide if trump is better than the guy from SNL, they’re both equally good I think only difference is Shane is fat so looks more believable as him the guy on SNL always looks too skinny to play trump
>>219360053>Shane is fat so looks more believablethe script is a LOT better in this one too; refreshing to hear trump just sound like actual trump
>>219360053Lol never noticed the last time I saw it (probably before I listened to Are You GRbage) that’s H Foley from Are You Garbage
>>219359752>Kyle Mooneyi miss that niggahttps://youtu.be/fETLI-XA7UM
>>219359752Her random part in the karate sketch as an autistic girl wearing a Hello Kitty shirt did feel like a gender swapped Kyle Mooney role lel
>>219360292What’s he doing today? I loved the movie he made Brigsby Bear but that was like a decade ago, wish that led to him making more kinos
>>219356440werd
So why didnt they make fun of Chappell Roan making a little girl cry? It was pretty big on the internet
>>219360341He launched a podcast with fellow SNL alum Beck Bennett called What’s Our Podcast?... writing and directing the A24 disaster comedy Y2K, which premiered at SXSW in 2024 and was released that December. He has continued acting, with roles in projects like Unfrosted (2024) and upcoming parts in Street Fighter (2026)
>>219360406
>>219360625Was Y2K any good? Didn’t even know he directed that, I recall everyone here shitting on it so I never bothered watching it, I think I’d rather have watch Mooney kino he’s actually in and not just behind the scenes
>>219356788Nah. europoors are clamoring to give it basic praise because they constantly feel like they need to compete with America.
>>219360906New Fetish unlocked
>>219360414They did
>>219340166Holy based Guy Fieri hosted SNL?
>>219360967>Y2Kthe trailer looks crappy
>>219359802>always worry he’s gonna die of a heart live on tv whenever he hosts SNL That would be hilarious
>>219340615Why am I so attracted to this gangly weird looking lesbian?
>>219340983>the two hottest women on SNL right now are JewsWTF I LOVE JEWS NOW
>>219362046I love Jewish women
Was guitar cutie playing a new guitar?https://youtu.be/GUljNxFV07I?
>>219342453If I showed you a picture of your own home from a different angle you would think it was a totally different home apparently.
>>219341516where was allah lil bro?
>>219354476Is that jack reacher?
>>219354556Sarah Silverman isn't even in this pic you lying benchod batty boy
>>219343200That SNL UK grooming gang sketch was so edgy I couldn't believe they got away with it m8
>>219355305they chug cum all day long
>>219357518Norm can't act? Care to explain why I literally thought he was Burt Reynolds then, Detective?
>>219359806Sirs Needful of Laughter>>219359988To be fair Shane only has two characters. One is Kenny Powers, the other is self deprecating sports guy.
