>male character has sex without condom>gets surprised when the woman says "i'm pregnant"
Imagine not pulling out
sex is digustingbodily fluids are disgustinghumans are disgusting
>>219342001Women can get pregnant just from precum, moron
>>219342149Listen rabbi, I’ve had sex literally thousands of times. The only time I got a girl pregnant was when she was “on the pill” and I nutted in her.
I give a fake name and just cum deep inside who cares lmao
>>219341940blacks
>>219341940It surprised me, man. Extra credit because I had just got home from the hospital with a broken neck.
that happened to me one time
>>219342129imagine having a sex drive this lowthe amount of microplastics in your balls must make them unbiodegradable
>>219342149Ok how do you know?
>>219341940How is babby formed?
>>219341940Normies are wild sometimes
>>219341940I dunno, I never use a condom and my girlfriend (male) has never surprised me with pregnancy
I’ve never pulled out and only lost once
>>219341940How was I supposed to know?
>male character has sex with a chick he thinks is really drunk>gets surprised when the next morning he finds out she's actually retarded
>>219349589>finds out she actually was really drunk>she has him arrested for rape>he's in prison with Bubba before the end of day
>>219341940Wearing condoms is super annoying but how are you supposed to tell if a girl is on birth control, even your girlfriend should you secretly check the calendar pill box thing?
>>219349705Pulling out works just fine.
>>219349650I blacked out but apparently she raped ME, my friend's gf came down and said she was riding me and I wasn't moving. So I got raped by a retarded chick.
>>219342870Basic sex-ed.Precum still has sperm.
Why are vaginas so disgusting? I think women are pretty but the vaginas are a complete turn-off for me, I just think they'd look better with penises yknow
>>219350149Shut it, fag. This is a hetero thread
>>219342683>yap yap yap
>>219342934PREGANTE
>>219341940I used to have sex. This one fat girl I had sex with like 60 times was used to me always pulling out and one time I accidentally did it inside her and she went nuts. We had unprotected sex every time and she never told me she wasn't on birth control. She made me write her a check for the morning after pill
>>219342129That’s why I only sex women. Keep our boys pure
>>219342129You have bodily fluids sicko
>>219341940I watched "Fish Tank" (2009) and there's a sex scene with no condom. They didn't even address it. I've had a lot of unprotected sex and it never resulted in an automatic baby. You guys watch too many movies.
>>219355125That girl becomes a gypsy at the end of the movie
>>219354714>made me write her a checkdid you fuck her in the 19th century, old man?
>>219341940>female has sex>gets up and leaves without washing the semen from her pussy
>>219355176It was right before smartphones came out
>>219355276>female engages in unprotected sexual intercourse>snuggles up and lets the ejaculate run down her thighs
>>219342129This tbqh
>>219355125why is she bald?
>>219341940This is exactly how it goes irl tho
>>219342149“Precum” meaning the cum from when some other dude fucked her before you and nutted inside
>>219342129Spbp
>>219341940I had a child at 14 by doing this. Now I'm 35 and have a 21 year old kid
>>219342149Yes, but no. In theory yes, but getting someone preggers this way is like blindly firing a .22 into the sky and somehow shooting down a 747. To get a girl preggars, you have to cum into her multiple times per day, multiple days per month, usually 3-4 days before AND after her most fertile point of her menstrual cycle. Anyone who said they got preggers "accidently" is a lying whore.
>male character cheats on his wife>gets surprised when she dumps his ass
>>219342149>Women can get pregnant just from precum, moronIn theory, yes. In reality, no.
>>219342129yeah, true. this is why i only fap. actual sex with another person is yucky.
>>219342129>humans are disgustingOk Blorxhzhieffusk 7
>>219342149precum doesn't have semen in it unless you already nutted earlier
>>219342129Sippybippy
>>219341940women only get pregnant when they are ovulating which is only like a week in a month. but to make it worse they get horny af like succubus trying to steal your boys out of your balls. stay safe guys
>character has anal sex with another man>gets surprised when he has monkey pox
>>219365948how often do men ovulate?
>>219366038not if they practice hetero sex
>>219341940>movie contains a close up of an erect penis as the man rolls down his condomI hated Mario Galaxy
>>219341940>Cheats on their spouse>”It was an accident!”I’ve actually heard someone say that irl.
>>219366140I hate you too.
>>219358800And a 7 year old grandkid.
