>Ooh you see that Dwarf skeleton? That’s Darbin, son of Borbin>That sword is Anduril, forged 4785 years ago by…>*gasp* The WHITE HORSE! a literal horse god he’s name is…>That mountain is calledAbsolutely make me wanna go full Hulk mode.
The Kang of the Rangs might be more your speed. A group has to put a round thing in a hole and the other side doesn't want them to.
A real book fan would be explaining everything Hackson does wrong.
This didn't happen and you failed to follow a single plot point in the movies
I've watched it with bookfags, they just don't say anything and watch the movie like normal people.
>>219344214As a bookfag I can confirm this is how the marathon with friends went
>>219343103Watching Lord of the Rings with a movie fan:>THE KNIFE WAS ACCIDENTALLY THROWN AT VIGGO>VIGGO BROKE HIS FOOT AND WAS REALLY IN PAIN>DID YOU KNOW VIGGO ALMOST FOUGHT SAURON
>>219344898>did you know Christopher Lee was a real life special forces MI6 agent? There's no evidence of it, but he said so.
>>219343103My brother says my dad and I ruined Braveheart for him because we actually know about Scottish history.
>>219345923He was a Commando at Monte Cassino.
>>219343103This didn’t happen. You don’t have friends.
>>219346160So was my brother of my grandpa
>point out a goof or technical issue i just noticed>get yelled at for ruining the immersion
>>219343374This is what people who haven't read the books say
>>219346160He was a liaison officer in the air force.
>>219343103An actual book fan would shit on this movie.Kill yourself.
>>219347223book FANS enjoy the movie because its pretty good.book AUTISTS screech and shit on every wrong or missing detail that doesnt match the text or the image they crafted in their head.
>>219343103a star wars prequel thread died for this, grim
>>219347223This is what people who haven't read the books say
>>219345923Funny how quickly all of his lies were easily exposed after Lee died.https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/christopher-lee-wwii-service-fact-or-fiction.html
>>219346914I read the book before I saw the movies you little faggot.
>Actually in the book this scene wasn’t dramatic at all
>>219343103But the characters in the movie on the screen are literally saying those exact things too
>>219347613Lee was a true actor. What's the point if you cant lie about taking part in Op. Anthropoid or whatever.
>>219347745This is what people who haven't read the books say
>actually the evil guy does the evil guy head tilt thing later in this scene, not at the beginning.
>>219348329I've read the book of the film of BOTH the Bakshi and Hackson movies.
>>219347745No, chud. You never read the book and you never will.
Tolkien lore:>This is the magic sword Boring’il>many wars have been fought over it…>It glows green every 5th sunday when its raining>it has no other abilities
you can make an amazing movie adaptation (emphasis: ADAPTATION, not copy), and some dude on the internet will always be like "I can't believe they cut side character #38 and one of the six dinner scenes"
>morellddoorr>galadillireell>lothlolllloirrenI can't stand when people add unnecessary L's when talking about Lord of the Rings things like it's some fucking accent.
>>219348602>+2% fire resistance when doing a triple parry power attack
>"A day may come when the courage of Men fails. But it is not this day!" said Aragorn drifting in and out of a Scottish accdent.
>>219343170that's the same plot as LotR though
Actually I'm more of a The Last Ringbearer chad *adjusts glasses*
>>219347745>I read the bookum, there's more than one
>>219349018There is actually six books, usually published in three volumes.
>>219348840>Scottish accent ?
>>219343103The movies state each and every single complaint you have made. Almost verbatim.
>>219349108Twelve actually
>>219349214You forgot all 12 volumes of the History of Middle Earth, lorelet scum.
>>219343103You forgot the worst one>Actually Gandalf isn't just some old guy, he's actually a Maiar, basically an Angel sent down from heaven and he's like 50 trillion years old and a demigod
>>219349170His fantasy accent, similar to Shaun Borns in GoT.
who the fuck is Shaun Borns...
>>219349214That's the LOTR cinematic universe phase 4, not LOTR.
>>219349304This ruined LotR for me as a kid
um er actually well you see I'm a level 12 virgin
>>219349288In hardback of course
>>219349018>>219349214>>219349437How many goddamn middle earth books did this goddamn autist write
>>219349309Viggo’s accent sounds nowhere near what I would describe as Scottish. What the fuck are you talking about?
Viggo was to much of a fairy to be Aragorn t.b.h.
>>219349108Out of universe, there’s either one book, three books, six books or seven books. In universe it gets much more complicated. But basically there’s either one book, or the composite sections with. This could be broken down into 5 real books if we temporarily assume LoTR is only one book. But each one of the other books breaks down similarly. The Silmarillion in particular cannot be said to have just one author. Then of course, do we count the Yellowskin as a seperate book to the Red Book of Westmarch? I think you have to, because it also influenced the Legendarium. Of course, as this is all in context of the frame story, no one except literalist chads will care.
>>219349516A more pertinent question is: With such a wealth of wonderful source material available, why is pic related such utter trash?
>>219349608>YellowskinThats not the preferred nomenclature, chinaman please
>>219349684Because television and film is gay and retarded.
>>219349691You’re being a pedant, you know that? The Year-Book of Tuckborough then. Happy? Or did you have a real complaint to make?
>>219349725No wonder we feel at home here
>>219349412Interesting. Why? By the way, if you believe the hyperbole you replied to is a good faith interpretation, then you’ve fundamentally misunderstood Olorin.
>>219348602accurate.other notable powers for various artifacts:> makes you feel nostalgic for places you never saw> very pretty, everybody wants to steal it> provides... mmm confidence, I guess? but also cursed, you turn into a ghoul> increases your crafting skill (to make more of that stuff)
Three or four dueling forms of autism in this thread.
>>219350336If you were as autistic as me, you’d categorise them.
>>219343103Don't whine because your ass is illiterate.
>>219350336Like duelling banjoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFutge4xn3w
>>219349018>>219349108LotR was written as a single novel. Tolkien's editor split it.
>>219343103I can't believe they left out Tom Bombadil. The movies were trash without him. 0/10
>>219346709The world Tolkien presents in The Hobbit of basically a fairy tale where things like elves and wizards and talking animals just exist as a matter of fact is so much more imaginative than the wookiepedia autism of LotR.
