Oh my Science! A nanosyringe! Project Hail FAUCI.
he literally writes ready player one fanfiction, what did you expect?
>>219349624Spare me the technobabble, egghead!
>>219349624HAHAHA BECAUSE A SYRINGE IS LIKE A STICK IF YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT
>>219349624
THE SCIENCEISSETTLED!!!!
God everything is Reddit to you Maybe you're Reddit you ever think of that?
>>219351556reddit spacing kek, faggot>>219349624this book fucking sucks, it's some retard that just swears a lot and explains everything as if you're an idiot, I can see why reddit cums over it
>>219349624Oh my Fauci, this is beautiful prose.
>>219351556Go back to India.
>>219349624Ironically the film's whole plot is pretty anti-leddit
>>219351349>women photographing something
Watched itIt was okEnding still sucked ass though, wish they went movie-original but oh wellWhat I didn't like was the audience in the room with me, fucking subhumans everyone is a fucking NPC they're all literal niggercattle I wish for absolute and total extermination of all things human burn burn burn burn it all to the fucking groundOn their phones, gaffawing over every single retarded bit, substance and messages flying over their heads, whispering, commenting on the scenes out loud, everyone audibly gasped in the airlock jumpscare like I'm in a room with teenagersFucking hated that shit man, what a terrible experience holy shit it's beyond salvageable
>>219351349It’s actually impressive. She must be an outlier data point for estrogen levels
>>219349624Test
>>219349624>>219351803>"Something," Character said.Over and over again. Has this author ever written anything before?
>>219353422If this is the quality of writing that gets turned into movies maybe I do stand a chance after all. Oh wait, I’m not Jewish.
>>219351556kek they didn’t get it
>>219353422I took one crappy creative writing course as an English credit years ago and I cannot unsee this stuff now.
>>219353422It actually flows better this way vs trying to couch everything in "he growled" or "she looked away" like some bullshit where you can only identify the person talking indirectly through actions they're doing at the same time. Readers aren't paying attention to "she said." trying to do all the indirect shit draws attention to itself.But yes, the epic nerd dialogue is cringe.
>>219353422He sold two books into movies and made millions. How many have you done? "Maybe if it works, you should copy it", I said condescendingly to the seething trannynon-beta.
>>219351803this is why i never read anything with a first person perspective, it's always written for retards
>>219360655NTA but I think most literary-minded people could write something of this quality, it’s just that no-one wants to debase themselves by appealing to Redditor chuds.
>>219351803I thought he wrote "hard scifi", why is it written at a 6th grade reading level
>>219353903They've not been turned into movies for those parts of the text
>>219360934When you look at wikipedia it's>Andy weir>Failed to graduate in computer science>Fired from Blizzard and wrote webcomicsVersus, for example>Stephen Baxter>Maths and engineering degrees >Taught maths and physics, is a chartered engineer
>>219360934Most popular fiction nowadays is written at a 6th grade level. ASoIaF is mostly written at a 5-6th grade reading level outside of the gratuitous sex and filth.
>>219351659You sound like a faggot
>>219351556tranny janny seething!! top kek
>>219358268
>>219349624Project: You are faggot
>>219353304>>219353200she literally wanted to show the reflection, you retarded incels
>>219349624Lmao. The fans of this movie are embarrassing.
>>219360807>i'm only poor because i choose to be!
>>219351556To be fair reddit is so mainstream that almost anything can be called reddit
>>219349624>>219351556Anything that isnt crying about niggers or fat women is reddit
>>219364329?What are you even trying to say? That much is obvious. What do you think we were saying?
what is 4chan of sci-fi?
>>219349624Doesn't even make sense. "You poked it with a stick" why would you say that
>>219360655>>219365022Being able to do something as bad is not the same as being able to make that bad thing successful.You think Seth Rogan is a better actor, or writer, or director than every everyone who has less money than him?
>>219361546>Weir was fired from Blizzard in 1995 for poor performance. He later complained that the company's early structure did not provide adequate job trainingThat's pretty rich coming from a fucking dropout
FRIENDLY Reminder>>219358268
Holy Reddit
>>219366056Interstellar.
>>219351349She is built for bbc
>>219367427Friendly reminder that you're brown
can't watch this 1938 film, with all its Redditism.
>>219369136That's not reddit humor.
>>219369209>>219368933
>>219360655>He's a Jewish nepobaby and you're not, feeling BTFO yet?
>>219369209i agree, but so many zoomers apply this internet civil war shit retroactively and a bit too seriously.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 100% informed Reddit humour, i still find the radio plays entertaining and funny.
>>219351349These bitches need to burned alive
>>219369458hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was fine until they made a dogshit plebbit anal discharge film of it in the 2000s.redditry arises when something witty is americanised and turned to slurry.
>>219366056android 1982, Dredd 2012, they live, critters 4
>>219349624I hate millennial writing
>>219351803how are these cretins published
>>219370236I hate anyone using those fucking retard jew marketing terms to define their entire existence you cancerous piece of faggoted shit
>>219349624I think it's quite funny. Gave me a chuckle :)
>>219361546Alistair Reynolds is a good one, and add in Peter F Hamilton. Might not have a technical background but at least he can write dialog
>>219360934One of the only books I've read in the last ten years that had me cringing from the dialog. It's awful writing and yet weirdly popular
>>219351803someone please post those pages from Geek Girl where it's just the character prattling off a list of pop culture titles.
>>219364329How did she know there was a reflection without trying to take a picture of herself during the launch?
>>219366056Fifth Element
>new Sabrina the Teenage Witch>teenagers discuss transgender metaphors in horror filmsdo zoomers actually do this?
>>219370942Ok, I can't find the scene online. How does that reading work?
>>219371119not a clue. it's just some casual conversation the episode starts in the middle of.maybe teenagers do speak in Tumblrese nowadays, who knows.
>>219351803Stupid newfag
>>219369458Proto r*ddit exists and hitchhikers guide is pure proto r*ddit slop.
>>219351349It's 2026 how are people still buying glasses without AR coatings?
>>219371565STD makes a lot more sense than body dysphoria. But that is terrible writing.
>>219349624You fuckin Euros need to WATCH THE MOVIE, you rotten bastards. If you don't watch Project: Hail Mary (one of the BEST MOVIES EVER!) its going to BOMB! Like I will do with Paris! Praise be to Allah!
>>219372769i watched it but the quality was shit, had xbet logo across the entire screen and at the end some fat bald boomer got up and his shadow blocked some of the screenthe movie was surprisingly ok, not too much goysloppingly americana, just a tada bit, im glad the nigger diedit felt at times a movie for kids, innocent in a wayi liked iti dont know whats reddit about itunless ryan goslings character was ftm zippertits tranny in the book
>>219351803This page is from Artemis, a bad book even by Reddit standards The Martian and PHM are flukes especially if you look at Weir's webcomic
