what the fuck?
he was 26 years old in this pic btw
>>219354455yeah
why the fuck do humans still have body hair
>>219354509it's cold outside nigga
>>219354509Idk I shave all of mine
>>219354509high t
>>219354455My stepdad looks like this when he gets out of the shower
>>219354455he was more man than any of us
>>219354509because DHT exist and body hair almost exclusively grows where sweat pools on the body.
>>219354455>implying it still doesnt
>>219354509I shave every inch of my body and lotion every day so my skin stays silky smooth
>>219354470>here's that 26 year old I was telling you about
>>219354851>>219354535I want to laser everything including my ass and balls but I don't know if clinics do that and also sometimes it straight up doesn't work and you've just wasted thousands for nothing
>>219354963It does work it just takes multiple treatments. I know bc one of my friends got his pubes, taint, and butthole all lasered. He’s completely hairless like me but doesn’t have to shave
>>219354963Can't you laser your own hair?
>>219354455A lifetime of chain smoking and alcohol ages you FAST. There's a reason that generation all died of lung cancer and cirrhosis in their 50's.
>>219354455Mogged by Clav
>>219354509Makes an impenetrable bramble wall against mosquitos.
>>219354455boomer women gyrated their beavers to this
>>219354455Women don’t get wet
>>219355555my first quads+
>>219355555>>219355612>my first quads+Quints.
>>219354957the de-aging stuff makes more sense when you remember the entire backdrop of the film is an old isolated guy in a nursing home replaying his greatest hits over and over. that it's an 80 year old man reinserting himself to how he thought he looked at various times.
>>219354851based adultbaby-anon
>>219354502>why are we shooting my shenes firsht
>>219354455When men stopped having hairy chests, the birth rate plummeted by at least 1 child per woman. This is not cooincidence.
>>219355177Sean lived to be 90 you fucking dingus little shit.Zoomers are aging faster than literal chain smokers and dying faster with every passing day.
>>219354455still does
>>219354509>>219354851After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
>>219354509Women like to run their fingers through it and tug on it a little bit.
>>219354455Women weren't on birth control yet, which fucks with their hormones and makes them want scrawny twinks. When they aren't on birth control and can breed they want bigger, masculine guys.
>>219355041the retail versions are garbage or take a very long time to do anything, it's much better just do do a few sessions with a professional
>>219354470>4 years older>didn't look like complete shitrogerchads... we can't stop winning
>>219359295Looking at pictures like that one makes me realise Iain Glen might have made a half decent stand in for Moore once upon a time.
>>219354455What is ageing?
It still does?
>>219360546Never seen a younger man
>>219354509a lot of women love it. really they love all sort of caveman type shit because it makes them feel more like dainty tinkerbell types next to them. my proof: i think the only woman that was crazy about my height was a tall type herself and she just thought it was hot to see herself be smaller next to me
>>219354957
>>219365447Please stop posting Vinny
>>219354455in the blu-ray of Dr. No (I think) you can see his big dick when he's in a hottub.
>>219355007okay queer
>>219356807that's great. Let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine.
>>219354509humans dont, wh*tes and browns do
>>219354851It puts the lotion on its skin >or else it gets the hose again
>>219366244all jokes and memes aside devito aged pretty gracefully, he was old as shit even when sunny was in its prime but never felt like a senior citizen
>>219366368Ok, chang
