what the fuck?
he was 26 years old in this pic btw
>>219354455yeah
why the fuck do humans still have body hair
>>219354509it's cold outside nigga
>>219354509Idk I shave all of mine
>>219354509high t
>>219354455My stepdad looks like this when he gets out of the shower
>>219354455he was more man than any of us
>>219354509because DHT exist and body hair almost exclusively grows where sweat pools on the body.
>>219354455>implying it still doesnt
>>219354509I shave every inch of my body and lotion every day so my skin stays silky smooth
>>219354470>here's that 26 year old I was telling you about
>>219354851>>219354535I want to laser everything including my ass and balls but I don't know if clinics do that and also sometimes it straight up doesn't work and you've just wasted thousands for nothing
>>219354963It does work it just takes multiple treatments. I know bc one of my friends got his pubes, taint, and butthole all lasered. He’s completely hairless like me but doesn’t have to shave
>>219354963Can't you laser your own hair?
>>219354455A lifetime of chain smoking and alcohol ages you FAST. There's a reason that generation all died of lung cancer and cirrhosis in their 50's.
>>219354455Mogged by Clav
>>219354509Makes an impenetrable bramble wall against mosquitos.
>>219354455boomer women gyrated their beavers to this
>>219354455Women don’t get wet
>>219355555my first quads+
>>219355555>>219355612>my first quads+Quints.
>>219354957the de-aging stuff makes more sense when you remember the entire backdrop of the film is an old isolated guy in a nursing home replaying his greatest hits over and over. that it's an 80 year old man reinserting himself to how he thought he looked at various times.
>>219354851based adultbaby-anon
>>219354502>why are we shooting my shenes firsht
>>219354455When men stopped having hairy chests, the birth rate plummeted by at least 1 child per woman. This is not cooincidence.
>>219355177Sean lived to be 90 you fucking dingus little shit.Zoomers are aging faster than literal chain smokers and dying faster with every passing day.
>>219354455still does
>>219354509>>219354851After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
>>219354509Women like to run their fingers through it and tug on it a little bit.
>>219354455Women weren't on birth control yet, which fucks with their hormones and makes them want scrawny twinks. When they aren't on birth control and can breed they want bigger, masculine guys.
>>219355041the retail versions are garbage or take a very long time to do anything, it's much better just do do a few sessions with a professional
>>219354470>4 years older>didn't look like complete shitrogerchads... we can't stop winning
>>219359295Looking at pictures like that one makes me realise Iain Glen might have made a half decent stand in for Moore once upon a time.
>>219354455What is ageing?
It still does?
>>219360546Never seen a younger man
>>219354509a lot of women love it. really they love all sort of caveman type shit because it makes them feel more like dainty tinkerbell types next to them. my proof: i think the only woman that was crazy about my height was a tall type herself and she just thought it was hot to see herself be smaller next to me
>>219354957
>>219365447Please stop posting Vinny
>>219354455in the blu-ray of Dr. No (I think) you can see his big dick when he's in a hottub.
>>219355007okay queer
>>219356807that's great. Let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine.
>>219354851It puts the lotion on its skin >or else it gets the hose again
>>219366244all jokes and memes aside devito aged pretty gracefully, he was old as shit even when sunny was in its prime but never felt like a senior citizen
>>219366368Ok, chang
>>219354455The banned laserdisc director commentary is really funny, he basically says that Sean got fat when they filmed in Turkey and they had to shoot around it.
>>219354455he was tall and famous
>>219355007This is very, very gay.
>>219366439Ok, monkey
maybe this is gay but connery int he shorts actually turns me on, imagine him sitting on your face with those legs wrapped around your neck
>>219354455Thats from 1971, retardHe had been away from the role for four years and living the good life with food and booze by thenSex symbol Connery Bond was the one in Dr No to You Only Live Twice
>>219367050Because the only reason you'd ever do that is to be a better twink.
>>219354851>>219356807I would guess that this sort of intensive routine actually does more harm than good, it's not natural. Washing by itself every day, especially more than once isn't the best. Scrubbing makes it worse. Putting all kinds of oils and shit on your skin is not necessary, throws off the natural balance. Shaving a lot also can't be great. If you ever heard that shaving was like exfoliation - well yes, it could be. But exfoliating is really only good for a short-term fresh look, and exfoliating too much or too hard causes long-term damage. My facial skin turns a bit red after I shave, that can't be good. Never do anything chads (except for a bit of sunscreen if you're going to be out for a long time) win again.
>>219354470No, he was a toddler, aging back then was insane
>>219360546>Connery at 12 years old
>>219367463And there I was thinking this "we don't age like the old days" stuff was just a delusional larp by millenials (which am a member of) taking highly selected examples and comically confusing youthful features sometimes with the tragic lack of development in males like Thomas Brodie due to falling testosterone in males, and coming to this ridiculous conclusion that it must be that they are actually aging much more slowly and that they don't look old at all because 40 is now totally young guys (I can say this because I'm 40 myself). It's like how actual boomers used to say stuff like "40 is the new 30", "70 isn't what it used to be" and shit like that. You're old, I'm old, we're old, period. Of course you could argue in some contexts we're fairly young, but on the whole we are past our physiological peak, deal with it.
>>219354509i don'tt. zoomer
>>219354509So you have somewhere to put your gel.
Back then women didn't have their hormonal balance destroyed by anti-contraceptives so they liked rugged men over pretty twinks
>>219354455>>219354502>he was 29 years old herewhat were they smoking back then?
>>219359295>connery is too old>let's replace him with an actor who's even older
>>219354470and wearing a wig
>>219358107I'd rather not have some rando be sticking a laser in my ass, rather do that myself desu
