Not the Sun in the Sky EditionPrevious >>219300699
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Star Trek platonic relationship with Shran
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>>219354902>dey hea
AcoocheemoyaI am far from the chocolate eggs of my ancestors
I hate living in the meta where not only is trek so irrelevant I'm starting to forget itbut /trek/ is so irrelevant I'm starting to forget the comfy threads of yore
>>219357147>Mexican with a face tattoo barges onto your planet and says he wuz youz
>It's the Son of Dob
>>219358398yep it's kino
>>219354902>And you're all astronauts on... some kinda Star TrekHoly fuck that was painful.
>>219358428They totally fucked up that character.
>>219358428When I was a little kid that was my favorite line
>>219358398This was the only "alien world but actually ancient earth" episodes I liked.
was Data orgasming when the borg queen blew on his arm hairs really necessary
>>219358691>we need to chase the enterprise back in time to make data hornySeems ironclad to me, plot wise. Your point sir?
>>219358466>what if the guy who makes first contact was a baby boomer who likes boomer rock and drinks le alcoholAt that point why not just make him a stoner it's not that much more silly
>>219358493Well maybe when you were a kid, you were a little too young to recognize the fact that they had changed his character from a dedicated, intelligent, highly principled space explorer into a degenerate alcoholic.
>>219358691>was that good for you?Anon it's obvious what's going on here
>>219358845yes, I was a child at the time. Now I’m a sad old man. Life comes at you fast
>>219358428>And you're all astronauts on... some kinda Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 480p AxxoA bit on the nose
>>219358428Hey, they've only done it once, I'll let them have it
>>219358919Have you seen the TOS episode, Metamorphosis? If you compare the two characters, the difference is stark. It's still hard for me to accept that the man who was supposed to have been a revered and celebrated astronaut who invented warp drive, is portrayed in First Contact as actually being an incompetent drunk who needed Geordie Laforge and Will Ryker to help him pull off one of the greatest fears in space engineering history.
>>219358900>we need to stop first contact at all costs by going back in time and doing ASMR weird stuff to data.
>>219359168*feats not fearsStupid autofill
>>219359168Written for very different times, I liked to old one better as well. TOS sometimes makes me feel like we’re all barbarians with now imagination now
First Contact is so fucking bad and only made worse by how many simpletons do the 'hurr durr it's actually not that bad'
Dirty poopy buttsex with Uhura :)
>>219359268All the movies were sold as summer action schlock when they came out. They even had a shitty on the rails borg shooter game released alongside first contact
>>219358428So... if the crew of the Enterprise didn't help them establish First Contact, would they all disappear or something?What the fuck even were the Borg doing? I'm so confused...
>so you be sayin we finna go on a star trek?
>>219359168
>>219359393At least they tried to tidy it up a bit in Enterprise.
>>219354902So Jesus goes to other planets and gets crucified there too to absolve their sins? How many times has he done this throughout the galaxy? Must be exhausting.
>>219359646Bakula bros…
>>219359789Compared to the task of creating a boundless universe filled with a great diversity of life, that really seems to be a relatively minor task.
>>219359789he still hasn't got around to vulcan, or chronos, or romulas yet by the 24th century. maybe he only saves some species and not others
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>219359911Or maybe non-human races or species see Him in a multitude of forms or persona.
>>219359934I’ve only got yammuck sauce and self sealing stem bolts. What am I gonna do with all this junk?
gonna spend yet another night cranking my hog to t'pol in my ai text goonmachine
happy first contact day!
>>219354914star trek sex with wesley crusher
>>219360054insert stem bolts in your penis slit
>>219360054Trade them for a jumja stick.
>>219360188It’s wild to think Barclay was routinely molesting the likenesses of his colleagues in the holodeck given Troi was telepathic and could probably sense when he was in there. She’s trying to sit through a briefing with the senior staff getting hit with psychic waves of Barclay hitting it from the back dressed as a muskateer
>>219360466>Riker laughing his ass off at some guy using his ex's likeness as a sex toy
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>>219360466If Troi couldn’t tune out thoughts of guys wanting to cum all over her it would be impossible to walk through the hallways
>>219360466you think barclay made his dwarf riker hologram watch?
>>219358428>It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars, make room for other more worthy species.
>>219362361
>>219359168>It's still hard for me to accept that the man who was supposed to have been a revered and celebrated astronaut who invented warp drive, is portrayed in First Contact as actually being an incompetent drunk who needed Geordie Laforge and Will Ryker to help him pull off one of the greatest fears in space engineering history.How many tech bros today are revered by masses as futurists who will change the world, but when you listen to them in private, you quickly realize what ginormous douchbags they are, who only care about money?
>Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make it's own judgements
>>219365585i hate you
>helloooo can you hear me?
Why doesn't Tru Trek have any fat people?
>>219365757>STUPIDNONSENTIENTPIECEOFHOLLOWLITESHITSAYSWHAT?>what?
>>219365585History will vindicate Gul Pukat and the pah wraiths
>>219366060the transporters can edit out fat
>>219366060O’Brien, Riker, data, Kirk
>>219366142>slip the transporter chief some extra replicator rations>rematerialize with a 12 inch dongNow that's how to edit a pattern.
>>219366092>Pukat
>>219366163Picard is not true Star Trek.
>>219366204They’re fat by season 7
>>219366060Riker got pretty fat by the end. It would have been hilarious if they kept the jumpsuit uniforms from the first two seasons with Frake's gut sticking out.
>accidentally discover immortality>don’t care
>>219366216>>219366224That's muscle not fat, dyel faggot.
>>219366247would you feel better about it if they threw in extra lines about how it will kill them if they keep using it that way?
>>219366287Yes Or if they were aging backwards or something. I dunno why any of them would choose to return to adults. Guinan must’ve shaved off 500 years
>>219366270Frakes is strongfat, but that's still a type of fat.
>>219366247gods that boy is icsh
>>219366328He's strongmuscle not strongfat, fatass.
Why was Frakes cast as the lady's man anyway? He's not a bad looking guy but I've never met a woman who thought he was hot.
>>219366492Ive never met a woman who would know who he is. Do you carry around a picture in your wallet to show them?
>>219366492he is very tall
>>219366523Lol... Well I grew up with TNG and my mom and sisters didn't think he was very attractive. I know several female Trek fans as an adult and none of them do either.
>>219366525I totally would Lwaxana. She's cute.
>>219366523>he doesn't watch Trek with his gf
>>219366674Is that an oxymoron or something?
>>219366674Computer, end program.
>>219366674My dad watched TNG with his gf (my mom) when it was airing. She despised him for it.
>>219366674>gf (male)
>>219366865Your dad is based and your mom has shit taste.
>>219366865your mom sounds cool. is she single?
>>219366948she a jar of ashes but otherwise yea
>>219366987:(
Remember all that stupid "warp travel is damaging subspace" shit from TNG?
>>219366933Most if not all of my gfs (female) have liked Star Trek, and I've had several over the years. Some of you just need to meet better girls. But I do have to add that if I had a cute gf (male) to watch it with, I'd be a happy guy.
>>219367015it’s okay when the Chinese use quantum slipstream though
>>219366492Women's tastes in men are too strange to predict anyway. Remember the insane TOS female audience.
When will they adress that evil AI from Picard season 1 ending? The one that almost came through the portal?
>>219359646Oh boy.
>>219359393Yes, eventually. The Enterprise crew didn't dissapear only because they were hit by the temporal field or whatever from Borg opening the portal to the past. And when they went to the past, they got there before Borg screwed it over.
>Voyager crew would've been home by year 2 if they had left the Ferengi duo to run their planet or if Neelix wasn't such a pussy
>>219368288Or if they just used the array to send themselves home and left the tricobolt devices on a timer
Why are women in Trek suck whores? Who would dress like that? Is it because atheism won, and they have no good christian values to follow?
>>219366492because he was for men to project themselves onto, not for women to like
>>219368995That’s a hologram. Back on earth it’s tits out.
What does God need with a starship?
does anyone know who this uncredit actress is that walks through this scene
>>219358839imagine not liking boomer rock and alcohol
This hotel seems kinda overpriced...
>>219338010Need some silver spray paint.
finally started watching ENT, how does everyone feel about this character?
>>219371339She easy on the eyes.
>>219371339Would be more sex without the Spock hair
>>219371339Sex
Crazy that after the failure of Sela arc, they decided to do "officer goes back in time and has a child with romulan" story again.
>>219354902Is it true she got naked in one of the movies?
>>219372010Always annoyed the fuck out of me how "human" the Vulcans/Romulans looked. It was forgivable in Spock's case since he was half-human and it was the 1960s but I'm amazed that even DIS didn't have the courage to make them look more alien, especially with the makeover they gave the KANGonZ
>>219371339boring as fuck just like every other main cast member
>>219372167That's why it's hilarious when in Star Trek V when Spock is born, Sarek says "so... human". Bitch, look in the mirror.
I've never seen any trek flicks besides the one with the whales. Every time I think about giving one a watch, I back out and watch a 'sode instead.What is the one trekino that would convince me the movies aren't bad?
>>219372174I've only watched the highlights of S3 & 4 so far and they're still a lot more interesting than the VOY and with some exceptions even TNGcrew
Taste of your own medicine eh Neelix?
>>219359789He does it so each planet also writes the US constitution word for word. Godless commies BTFO. Praise be to Allah!
>>219372167One of the reason I dropped Picard in the first episode was that they showed me a romulan and it just looked like a normal bitch. Not even a bad haircut like expected
>>219365420You can't compare today with yesterday by examining it through the same lens. When the character of Zefram Cochran was first portrayed on screen, it was a different time, and the people who were making the show, along with their audience, held values and beliefs that differ in many ways than those who were involved in the writing and presentation of the character in First Contact, which I would describe as a black-pilled perversion of the original character presented in Metamorphosis.The people in that earlier time were motivated by values and beliefs that championed the idea of enlightenment as being reserved to those who would aspire to goodness and heroism above the more common aspects of the human condition.Over time, what somehow overtook society, through the efforts of those who wish to do away with or destroy such enlightenment, was their own creation of the anti-hero. Through their efforts, the idea of what was, or was not a hero, was gradually changed into something less than it had been, something more common, something less good, something that has gradually raised the general esteem of those who do evil. Ergo, we have arrived at a point to where the idea of the original hero has been gradually perverted, and reduced to an object of suspicion of ulterior motive.
DS9 should've had some scenes where The Dominion encountered First Federation ships and got their asses kicked.
>>219371339I like the way she says Captain
>>219362991Maybe the thoughts of guys wanting to cum all over her actually made her day more pleasant.
>>219354902Starfleet intelligence indicates that the Borg have recently assimilated a planet of real estate salespeople and home flippers. The source says that the Borg have started to paint their cubes white; citing the freshness of the look and the appealing neutral color pallet.
>>219372330Insurrection is basically just a TNG 2-parter with more budget, it's the most like the TV show of any of the films. Do not watch Nemesis.
>>219373887nemesis is great. it has the ultimate troi rape story. mind rapee becomes the mind rapist
>>219371339I read or saw an interview where she said that when she was a child she thought she was ugly, because none of the other kids wanted to play with her.
>>219374062Well obviously she didn't have big fake tits as a child
>>219374115Could be it was one of the reasons she was motivated to get them.
>>219368995Humans are no longer sexually insecure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4RnVqNO8Q
How would Voyager have played out if Janeway wasn't schizophrenic?
>>219374413boring
>>219374413We'd be on season 32 and they'd be halfway back to Earth
>>219374413star trek sex with tom and harry
>>219374413Voyager would have been destroyed.
Apparently April 5th is the day we make first contact
>>219374677The Mirror ENT version of this is a great scene.
>>219374062Maybe she was just as boring as she is as an actress.
>>219375629Who hurt you man?
>>219354902Uhura was so bratty, always running around with her skirt up. She knew what she was doing.
>>219375454So you prefer hoodrats to heroes?What have we become as a people that so many have now fallen under the spell of the Ferengi?
>>219376250Nobody. Not my fault she's a bad actress. Also I don't find her face attractive in the slightest.
>>219376427I didn't say I prefer it. It's just a nice twist on the scene to set the tone.
