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Shittiest and gayest Superman ever made

Even gayer than the gay porn parodies
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>>219355526
got no rizz
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>stating this when Henry Cavill, an actual homosexual, exists.
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>>219355954
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He's Jewish
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>>219355526
There was no moment Superman was actually super. Reeves Superman was basically a god, he reversed time. Cavill Superman was indestructible, see how he broke Steppenwolf's axe without even moving. Hell, Routh Superman didn't even blink in front of the bullet. Meanwhile pedoman looks so weak just because Gunn was afraid of the accusations of Superman being overpowered
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>>219356021
>Cavill Superman was indestructible
he fucking died in his 2nd movie
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>>219356223
Against a kryptonian abomination.
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>>219356297
so how was he indestructible, retard
also in the same movie he almost died against a human
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>>219356297
And Jewperman only got hurt from a literal clone of himself. if you want to see a real jobber Superman watch season 1 of The Justice League
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>Did you know that I'm punk rock? Listen, I'm punk rock, okay? I'm tough and brave because I'm punk rock.
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>>219355526
Worst Superman movie of all time
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Gayest Superman
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Fag Superman
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Superfag
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Gayperman
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Superfaggot
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Fagperman
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Retardgayman
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Gayman
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>>219355526
This the one where he gets lectured by a stronk feminist woman, who I assume is Lois Lane? And that scene in the photo is him getting canceled by the public?

Woke is dead, my ass. It's a parasite that's taken over the host.
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Worst part is that they don't even called him Superman in this movie
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I know the point of Superman is that he would protect anyone, but when you make an entire movie with "Look at how much the poor browns love Superman, aren't they nice people?" as the main plot, it comes off like moral soapboxing.
"Evil white billionaire destroying brown nation for more money is bad" is so obvious and transparent.
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I liked it. I also like Man of Steel but not Batman vs Superman.
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>>219355989
is she suggesting that Chalamet is edgy and mysterious?
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Superfaggot
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>>219356962
She's saying that Jews are better than goyim
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Homosexman
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>>219355526
the dog makes up for it.
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>>219357644
dog was gay too
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>>219356877
James Gunn ain’t a subtle writer
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>>219355526
You much watch a lot of gay shit. Seems like you would have loved it.
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>>219356962
Nah, she's just an insecure female who sees men like Henry and gets intimidated and insecure, so they say retarded shit like that.
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Gay Man
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>>219355526
So what your saying is you watch gay porn, way to selfown faggot
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Superman? More like Gayman.



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