Sex with the one on the left
Disinterested handjob from the one on the right after 10 years of marriage / she popped out three of my kids
>>219358100Absolute crime.
>>219358100Amy Hamdoms
>>219358100It's AI
>>219358120The one on the right watches
>>219358100Sigh. Picture.
Harvested curse
>>219358100She looks exactly like my grandaunt on the right
>>219358100
>>219358100It's so easy to not get fat. Your only excuse to be fat is that you don't care, in which case you deserve 0 sympathy.
>>219358872On the other hand, I'll sympathy that fat no problemo.
>>219358100>girls before marriage vs after
>>219358339hits too close to home
>>219358339breaking bad scenario
>>219358100Still would. She got frumpy for a role so she's a 'milf that seduces a young man' role away from getting fit again.
>>219358100I don't see why this is surprising. Once women settle down they don't even attempt to stay in shape. They're lazy fuckers by default.
>>219358100YES, YES, YES.
>>219358339Is this supposed to be an undesirable outcome?
>>219359717Next step after that: She's way ahead of the man at this stage of life.
she looks fine for 51
>>219359919my dick + her pussy
>>219359919>just fineShe’s literally perfect.
>>219358100I'll make both versions of Amy make out with each other via grok
>>219358100>A challenger appears
>>219358339i pity anons who don't understand how comfy this is
>>219363413dios mio
>>219358339Doesn't she jerk off the Master like that in the PTA movie?
>>219358872Not really. After you turn 30, your body don't burn up calories like before. It takes time to adjust 30 years of eating habits and some people never do.
>>219358120the one on the left sexes the one on the right and i watch
>>219358776Oh my god, that's worse than the stereotypical portrayals of jews in Hitlers Germany.Hah!
>>219358446>>219358100Hammy Adams
>>219359592>Amy Adams was my age when this movie came outwhat the fuck
>>219363413>Kill me
>>219358776He just can't keep getting away with it
>>219363615>adjust habitsso theres no excuse?
>>219363515Yes and thank you for picking up on the reference
>>219358120That’s really…>*checks notes*…cool
The saddest thing about a fat girl is having none of it go to your tits
>>219358120Sex leads to kids and kids are what produce the one on the right.
>>219358120what, left of the guy in the blue shirt?
>>21935810018 vs 20 in the US of A
>>219363615>it's soooooooooo hard to eat 3 less cookies a day, it's just impossible I'm telling you!
why do these people just not have a big home gym in "their" homes. if I was a big time actor, I'd be the most alcoholic gluttonous fucker ever, but I'd still look good and be in shape because I'd just hit the home gym a lot
>>219363413I will never understand this. She was genuinely beautiful in season 1. Like strikingly gorgeous but with a bit of girl next door look. It's really distracting in the series onwards it seems like a completely different character lol
>>219358339based and middleclass pilled
>>219363615After 30 food becomes shit, no excuse for these lardarses. They could be eating prime steaks everyday with home gyms with their shekels.
>>219358100She has the nastiest bunions. Fucking gross.
>>219363615you dumb fat fuck
>>219369567>will never understand thisThey're glued to their phones 6 hours a day MINIMUM, and groom each other through Instagram posts. If it goes long enough it results in staggering self image issues. Now take a whore like that, and make her a starlet. Now she's got a private army of enablers, groomers and yes-men, simps to boost ego too. And they all want a single thing, for their product to sell. And for her to sell she has to be happy/satisfied, so if self mutation makes her happy she shall have it, because if she doesn't want to work her agents don't get paid.
SHOW YOUR OWN PHOTOS I DARE YOU
>>219366234>The saddest thing about a fat girl is having none of it go to your titsI'd gladly have one like that, thanks in advance.
>>219369544Sure you would, bud. Planet Fitness is like $10 a month, nothing's stopping you right now.
>>219358100Right looks better and feels better
>>219369787I don't need too for anything other than build up strength. I have some weird ibs where anything I even just touch or think about my gut reacts and bloats me and only self enemas can sort it out. So I'm just skinny and never eat :(
>>219369670Reminds me of an ex. She literally said to me during an argument that the woman who does her face fillers, lips etc is her friend and cares about her. Then her "friends" enable and encourage her drinking.I was gobsmacked with the filler person line lmao. Women are all evil. They'd sooner see their friend or another woman fall into a deep hole than help them.
>>219363615Most people by thirty are sedentary lard balls who have lost all the muscle that they gained from maturing through puberty and sports, so they burn 0 calories existing anymore, making them get fat quickly. It has nothing to do with age. A guy in his fifties who is 10% body fat and heavy with muscle burns calories like crazy compared to a fatty in his thirties who never moves.
>>219358120I meant the one on the right
>>219358100She's like 50, get over it, it's a feature not a bug
>>219359919Looks more than fine. My gf is 46 and looks fucking terrible. Wish she looked like her
>>219370112>get over itFuck off tranny
>>219370156Pics? I'll have her if you won't.
>>219369924Women are miserable and insecure because what they have is so easy to lose.
>>219363413>>219369567>>219369670Isn't her problem that she's too thin nowadays?
>>219369674Why, so you can whack off to them, faggot?